GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So, I manage a facility that exports grain via shipping containers. Along with interacting with customers overseas, I spend most of my days making sure containers get back to the rail and communicating with the trucking companies. Basically dispatching for them, Don't know why it took me so long to figure this out, but I should buy my own trucks and make twice as much money doing only slightly more work.

You're in Atlanta? Small chance I might be heading there for business in the next few weeks sometime. Prep your liver just in case.

If Atlanta is a suburb of Chicago, then yes.

Crap - forgot he borrowed that alias. We all know you Chicago losers don't go out.

A bunch of them showed up to drink with me. Not krista, of course.

But, you know, some of the other Chicago losers.

I'll be there again around Christmas drinking with family and no internet people like some kind of homeless person.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

TRE just tells people the days when he's coming to town and expects them to find him. It's like a scavenger hunt.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

/end diet chat. PM me if you want more details. Actually don't. Unless you are PMing me to give me beacher_meatov22's real name.

Thanks Dr. Atkins. Keep us posted.

 

[Thorn]

I'm sad the draft is over.

I, for one, am glad. It was really took a lot out of me.

Also, I leave tomorrow morning for three days of golf and all day drinking and gambling with 100 of my closest friends & family at Rend Lake. I feel pretty good that there isn't a pool on site.

### #### it. All of a sudden I start coughing at my desk. Then my throat starts hurts and I can feel a waterfall draining from my sinuses. So I call Mrs. SLB looking for a quick fix, her response? "I've had a sore throat all week, nothing has seemed to help". Considering she was jamming her tongue down mine last night, I wasn't too happy to learn this. When I called her on infecting me, she says "you had me so turned on I forgot about it".

####### women.

:humblebrag: alert

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm sad the draft is over.

I, for one, am glad. It was really took a lot out of me.

Also, I leave tomorrow morning for three days of golf and all day drinking and gambling with 100 of my closest friends & family at Rend Lake. I feel pretty good that there isn't a pool on site.

### #### it. All of a sudden I start coughing at my desk. Then my throat starts hurts and I can feel a waterfall draining from my sinuses. So I call Mrs. SLB looking for a quick fix, her response? "I've had a sore throat all week, nothing has seemed to help". Considering she was jamming her tongue down mine last night, I wasn't too happy to learn this. When I called her on infecting me, she says "you had me so turned on I forgot about it".

####### women.

:humblebrag: alert

You're telling me a woman wanted to have sex with SLB? Calling BS.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE just tells people the days when he's coming to town and expects them to find him. It's like a scavenger hunt.

It's not like Chicago is very big. My gravitational pull should be drawing you in anyway.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm sad the draft is over.

I, for one, am glad. It was really took a lot out of me.

Also, I leave tomorrow morning for three days of golf and all day drinking and gambling with 100 of my closest friends & family at Rend Lake. I feel pretty good that there isn't a pool on site.

### #### it. All of a sudden I start coughing at my desk. Then my throat starts hurts and I can feel a waterfall draining from my sinuses. So I call Mrs. SLB looking for a quick fix, her response? "I've had a sore throat all week, nothing has seemed to help". Considering she was jamming her tongue down mine last night, I wasn't too happy to learn this. When I called her on infecting me, she says "you had me so turned on I forgot about it".

####### women.

:humblebrag: alert

You're telling me a woman wanted to have sex with SLB? Calling BS.

That post is 100% brag free. I'm calling BS on Mrs. SLB.

ETA

Particularly so since she made the first move and I was working until 9pm. So undressing and laying down in bed is a great turn on to her? My penis wouldn't agree with this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just made a large screwdriver and took some vitamins. This better work.

 

[kevzilla]

Fictional Things in the Lake on which SLB Will Crush His Melon

Rock

Tree trunk

Turtle

Skull of the last guy that dove in there

 

[Idiot Boxer]

TF BOC arrived on Monday. I've been remiss in documenting the contents. Didn't want it getting lost in the draft.

Anyway, here it is:

1 Ziploc bag labelled "Disco Stu Starter Kit" containing:

1 pair of those sunglasses that go over prescription glasses thing

1 "kickball.com" T-shirt

2 packages "Zoo Animal" fruit snacks

3 phallic shaped stripey balloons

1 Ziploc bag labelled "B/C you like Bourbon" containing:

a fifth of Robby Gordon branded Jim Beam (85% empty)

1 program for the 15th Annual "Fin, Feather or Fur" Food Festival

1 T-Shirt (XL) for Neaux LA Tigers

2 koozies for the Neaux LA Tigers

1 CD with the Sprint Mobile Broad Band Smart Device Treo 700Wx by Palm Driver Software

1 DVD "The Biggest Loser - The Workout Cadio Max"

"Drafting to Win - The Ultimate Guide to Fantasy Football" by Robert Zarzycki (foreward by Emil Kadlec)

1 Ziploc bag of rotten (pistachio?) shells

1 NikeGolf ABITA Dri-Fit shirt (blue)

and the prize of the entire BOC

1 GMTAN Coshole '13 custom tile (with logo) made into what I presume to be a wall hanging or Christmas Tree ornament with some red ribbon.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/199/tk2r.jpg/

Personalized signed copy

What are these nuts/shells?

 

[Tiger Fan]

TF BOC arrived on Monday. I've been remiss in documenting the contents. Didn't want it getting lost in the draft.

Anyway, here it is:

1 Ziploc bag labelled "Disco Stu Starter Kit" containing:

1 pair of those sunglasses that go over prescription glasses thing

1 "kickball.com" T-shirt

2 packages "Zoo Animal" fruit snacks

3 phallic shaped stripey balloons

1 Ziploc bag labelled "B/C you like Bourbon" containing:

a fifth of Robby Gordon branded Jim Beam (85% empty)

1 program for the 15th Annual "Fin, Feather or Fur" Food Festival

1 T-Shirt (XL) for Neaux LA Tigers

2 koozies for the Neaux LA Tigers

1 CD with the Sprint Mobile Broad Band Smart Device Treo 700Wx by Palm Driver Software

1 DVD "The Biggest Loser - The Workout Cadio Max"

"Drafting to Win - The Ultimate Guide to Fantasy Football" by Robert Zarzycki (foreward by Emil Kadlec)

1 Ziploc bag of rotten (pistachio?) shells

1 NikeGolf ABITA Dri-Fit shirt (blue)

and the prize of the entire BOC

1 GMTAN Coshole '13 custom tile (with logo) made into what I presume to be a wall hanging or Christmas Tree ornament with some red ribbon.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/199/tk2r.jpg/

Personalized signed copy

Rules. GB Zman.

After Katrina, he was selling extra books and donating proceeds to something..so I bought one. This was my hardcore FF days. I hate to admit this, and fully expect backlash, but I still use a lot of those principles in the way I prepare for drafts (non GMTAN drafts of course).

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Does he endorse food based drafting?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

/end diet chat. PM me if you want more details. Actually don't. Unless you are PMing me to give me beacher_meatov22's real name.

Thanks Dr. Atkins. Keep us posted.

You're giving me #### because I put a stop to it?

And why won't you play Draw Something 2 with me?

 

[flysack]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.

Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.

Suck it, fatties.

 

[Annyong]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.

Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.

Suck it, fatties.

tough guy over here

 

[krista4]

I'm filling in an on-line form where I'm required to establish a password with a minimum of six and a maximum of 128 characters. Pretty bummed I won't be able to use my usual 129-character password.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.

Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.

Suck it, fatties.

Were you breastfed as a child?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.

Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.

Suck it, fatties.

Congratulations on being a strong shrugger.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

/end diet chat. PM me if you want more details. Actually don't. Unless you are PMing me to give me beacher_meatov22's real name.

Thanks Dr. Atkins. Keep us posted.

You're giving me #### because I put a stop to it?

And why won't you play Draw Something 2 with me?

I'll have to dl the app. I'm in though fosho.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.

Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.

Suck it, fatties.

This is Tanner's fault.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.

Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.

Suck it, fatties.

tough guy over here

I remember when I weighed 156 pounds in 6th grade.

I actually somehow managed to lose a couple of pounds yesterday to clock in under 190 for the first time in awhile.

My secret:

Breakfast: Chick-Fila chicken biscuit and hashbrowns

Lunch: Culvers double bacon cheesburger with everything and fried cheese curds

Dinner: Grilled chicken, brown rice and a cookie ice cream sandwich for desert

I'm filling in an on-line form where I'm required to establish a password with a minimum of six and a maximum of 128 characters. Pretty bummed I won't be able to use my usual 129-character password.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.

Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.

Suck it, fatties.

Congratulations on being a strong shrugger.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I can pick up 152lbs by it's neck and throw it across a room.

 

[flysack]

at all the replies.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We have this intern who reports to me, and she's been working on a project for most of the 6 months she's been here. She's a good kid. She does good work. If I could hire her full-time, I would in a heartbeat. Anyway, she came into my office with a question about her project, so we sat down and started talking through it. She asked a lot of really good questions, and I gave her some leads on where she might be able to solve some of the problems she was having. Towards the end of our conversation she asked a question I hadn't slightest idea how to answer, so I shrugged. As I was doing it, all I could think was, "Man, this is a weak shrug. I wonder if she'll notice. I need to get into the gym and work on strengthening my shrug. This is no way for a man to live, going through life unable to shrug in a strong manner. I don't need to be one of the great shruggers of our time or anything, but average shrugging would at least be good. This is pathetic." Help?

 

[Annyong]

i weighed in at about 165 today and that was after drinking a bunch of Busch Lights in the garage while I assembled some bookcase we "needed" from Ikea.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We have this intern who reports to me, and she's been working on a project for most of the 6 months she's been here. She's a good kid. She does good work. If I could hire her full-time, I would in a heartbeat. Anyway, she came into my office with a question about her project, so we sat down and started talking through it. She asked a lot of really good questions, and I gave her some leads on where she might be able to solve some of the problems she was having. Towards the end of our conversation she asked a question I hadn't slightest idea how to answer, so I shrugged. As I was doing it, all I could think was, "Man, this is a weak shrug. I wonder if she'll notice. I need to get into the gym and work on strengthening my shrug. This is no way for a man to live, going through life unable to shrug in a strong manner. I don't need to be one of the great shruggers of our time or anything, but average shrugging would at least be good. This is pathetic." Help?

 

[strykerpks]

/end diet chat. PM me if you want more details. Actually don't. Unless you are PMing me to give me beacher_meatov22's real name.

Thanks Dr. Atkins. Keep us posted.

You're giving me #### because I put a stop to it?

And why won't you play Draw Something 2 with me?

I'll have to dl the app. I'm in though fosho.

There's a sequel?

 

[flysack]

We have this intern who reports to me, and she's been working on a project for most of the 6 months she's been here. She's a good kid. She does good work. If I could hire her full-time, I would in a heartbeat. Anyway, she came into my office with a question about her project, so we sat down and started talking through it. She asked a lot of really good questions, and I gave her some leads on where she might be able to solve some of the problems she was having. Towards the end of our conversation she asked a question I hadn't slightest idea how to answer, so I shrugged. As I was doing it, all I could think was, "Man, this is a weak shrug. I wonder if she'll notice. I need to get into the gym and work on strengthening my shrug. This is no way for a man to live, going through life unable to shrug in a strong manner. I don't need to be one of the great shruggers of our time or anything, but average shrugging would at least be good. This is pathetic." Help?

I know a guy who can help. He won a bronze in 1984 Special Olymics in power shrugging and to this day no one doubts his apathy or ignorance. He won't come cheap though. Power shrugging ain't no joke in this economy, son.

 

[Ignoramus]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.

Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.

Suck it, fatties.

Big whoop. I could probably shrug three hundred and six times if I really wanted to.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And for the record, I'm not fat. I'm just round and squishy, with a complete lack of muscle tone.

 

[Disco Stu]

I can pick up 152lbs by it's neck and throw it across a room.

 

[kevzilla]

I actually somehow managed to lose a couple of pounds yesterday to clock in under 190 for the first time in awhile.

My secret:

Breakfast: Chick-Fila chicken biscuit and hashbrowns

Lunch: Culvers double bacon cheesburger with everything and fried cheese curds

Dinner: Grilled chicken, brown rice and a cookie ice cream sandwich for desert

Now we know why you walk to Branson and back every day.

And for the record, I'm not fat. I'm just round and squishy, with a complete lack of muscle tone.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Any kind of room, not just a foy-yay, but perhaps a full-sized living room?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Might be a repost, but why is this so funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMmAsqtGRmk

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I actually somehow managed to lose a couple of pounds yesterday to clock in under 190 for the first time in awhile.

My secret:

Breakfast: Chick-Fila chicken biscuit and hashbrowns

Lunch: Culvers double bacon cheesburger with everything and fried cheese curds

Dinner: Grilled chicken, brown rice and a cookie ice cream sandwich for desert

Now we know why you walk to Branson and back every day.

I usually have yogurt for breakfast but I had Budweiser & whiskey for dinner the night before and was starving for real food. Then I got the e-mail about Cal's day. I tend to eat bad stuff when I'm angry.

I can pick up 152lbs by it's neck and throw it across a room.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I can pick up 152lbs by it's neck and throw it across a room.

OMG that's the hardest I've laughed in weeks.

 

[Thorn]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.

Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.

Suck it, fatties.

This is Tanner's fault.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm filling in an on-line form where I'm required to establish a password with a minimum of six and a maximum of 128 characters. Pretty bummed I won't be able to use my usual 129-character password.

Use Julio's WiFi password. That was hard to remember

Of course, I damned near locked myself out everytime I stepped out of the door, so maybe I'm not the best coach on security.

 

[kevzilla]

America's newest hit reality show: Tre and I attempt to pick each other up and throw each other across the room.

We call it The Hernia Games.

:rimshot:

 

[Uruk-Hai]

So, Lung Polaroid manana. And this is way down on the list things that occupy my mind these days. I'm trying to figure out how ####ed up that is.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Random things that are above tumor-worry:

1. My mom pulling the trigger on putting dad somewhere where he can get care and she can get some relief.

2 - 6. Work stuff

7. TRE's in trouble if kev's hair weighs more than 152 lbs (tre's in trouble).

8. George RR Martin finishing ASOIAF

9. The Ravens could sign a homeless guy and their WR corps would be upgraded.

 

[UniAlias]

America's newest hit reality show: Tre and I attempt to pick each other up and throw each other across the room.

We call it The Hernia Games.

:rimshot:

I think I drunkenly failed at attempting this game.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

America's newest hit reality show: Tre and I attempt to pick each other up and throw each other across the room.

We call it The Hernia Games.

:rimshot:

I think I drunkenly failed at attempting this game.

Confirmed

 

[Thorn]

America's newest hit reality show: Tre and I attempt to pick each other up and throw each other across the room.

We call it The Hernia Games.

:rimshot:

I think I drunkenly failed at attempting this game.

Confirmed

 

[Abraham]

My wife and kid are going to ruidiso with her parents next week. Her rich aunt rented a house so I am glad they are getting to go. While they are gone I will be packing up my company office and moving it to a storage shed as we work remotely instead of with an office. Should be a fun week. But at least Bentley invited me in to his league with a draft next Sunday so I have that going for me.

 

[charvik]

I can pick up 152lbs by it's neck and throw it across a room.

Hulk baby's latest weight?

 

[FDAS]

So, I manage a facility that exports grain via shipping containers. Along with interacting with customers overseas, I spend most of my days making sure containers get back to the rail and communicating with the trucking companies. Basically dispatching for them, Don't know why it took me so long to figure this out, but I should buy my own trucks and make twice as much money doing only slightly more work.

You're in Atlanta? Small chance I might be heading there for business in the next few weeks sometime. Prep your liver just in case.

Can you be more specific on your Atlanta itinerary?

I cannot.

Well #######, on the off chance it's the week of Labor Day let me and/or Arhn know. There's a possible Thursday night football cornhole in the works.

 

[heckmanm]

I actually somehow managed to lose a couple of pounds yesterday to clock in under 190 for the first time in awhile.

My secret:

Breakfast: Chick-Fila chicken biscuit and hashbrowns

Lunch: Culvers double bacon cheesburger with everything and fried cheese curds

Dinner: Grilled chicken, brown rice and a cookie ice cream sandwich for desert

Now we know why you walk to Branson and back every day.

I usually have yogurt for breakfast but I had Budweiser & whiskey for dinner the night before and was starving for real food. Then I got the e-mail about Cal's day. I tend to eat bad stuff when I'm angry.

Wut-Speck (Anger Bacon)

 

[bentley]

My wife and kid are going to ruidiso with her parents next week. Her rich aunt rented a house so I am glad they are getting to go. While they are gone I will be packing up my company office and moving it to a storage shed as we work remotely instead of with an office. Should be a fun week. But at least Bentley invited me in to his league with a draft next Sunday so I have that going for me.

Does this mean you're going to be all emotional at the auction? I was going to warn you about the room full of pasty fat guy that will be there but then I remembered that you spent years on the FBG staff.