GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[Tiger Fan]

Um... apparently multiple users were using my FBG's account. I got an email over the weekend. Just letting any of you people who may have hacked my password know.

lol

 

[UniAlias]

Drinking from noon until 1AM on Sunday makes Mondays really unpleasant. :(

 

[Thorn]

2 pieces of evidence to support the theory that there is not a god:

1) Flo

2) There's ANOTHER week of pre-season NFL to be played

Good thing we rushed that draft. Barely made it.

 

[Thorn]

What rhymes with hug me?

hey hey hey

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Slow day today, huh?

1.01 Adrian Peterson

 

[Abraham]

Drinking from noon until 1AM on Sunday makes Mondays really unpleasant. :(

I like drinking on Sunday more than any other day.

 

[T Bell]

Slow day today, huh?

1.01 Adrian Peterson

*shudder*

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Uruk, great news GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Golf was fun to say the least. The real kicker is the guy that took my GB with legal issues place, could have been the brother of our hero, GM. He looked like him and acted like him to some extent too. Needless to say, we got along just fine. Of course this guy is a former professional soccer player so there were differences too. I remember at some point he was laughing and said "where have you been my whole life Bob?". Of course the constant drinking, golfing and gambling for 3 days has taken its toll. I'm fairly certain you could lick my head right now just like a toad's back and get wasted.

ETA

Sorry for the drunken phone message yesterday, GM. It seemed funnier at the time.

 

[General Malaise]

2 pieces of evidence to support the theory that there is not a god:

1) Flo

2) There's ANOTHER week of pre-season NFL to be played

Good thing we rushed that draft. Barely made it.

I didn't want this becoming too tedious or taxing.

 

[General Malaise]

Golf was fun to say the least. The real kicker is the guy that took my GB with legal issues place, could have been the brother of our hero, GM. He looked like him and acted like him to some extent too. Needless to say, we got along just fine. Of course this guy is a former professional soccer player so there were differences too. I remember at some point he was laughing and said "where have you been my whole life Bob?". Of course the constant drinking, golfing and gambling for 3 days has taken its toll. I'm fairly certain you could lick my head right now just like a toad's back and get wasted.

ETA

Sorry for the drunken phone message yesterday, GM. It seemed funnier at the time.

I knew I forgot to do something yesterday. Sorry for not calling back. Wish I had now.

 

[UOFI_316]

Yesterday we went to a picnic for some mom group my wife is in. Part way through, a bunch of the 7-8 year old kids were running around trying to squirt each other with Capri-Suns, which turned into them pretending they were peeing. A few minutes later one dad yells out his kid's name (complete with middle name) so 30 adults all turn to look. The kid had dropped his shorts and was either just showing off his 7 year old package (hi GM) or was actually trying to pee on someone.

All I could think of was which GMTANer would this kid turn in to. If he was showing off I was guessing Zooks, if he was showing it to the girls I was guessing Homer, if he just had to pee isn't Bentley the outside pee-er.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[Thorn]

Yesterday we went to a picnic for some mom group my wife is in. Part way through, a bunch of the 7-8 year old kids were running around trying to squirt each other with Capri-Suns, which turned into them pretending they were peeing. A few minutes later one dad yells out his kid's name (complete with middle name) so 30 adults all turn to look. The kid had dropped his shorts and was either just showing off his 7 year old package (hi GM) or was actually trying to pee on someone.

All I could think of was which GMTANer would this kid turn in to. If he was showing off I was guessing Zooks, if he was showing it to the girls I was guessing Homer, if he just had to pee isn't Bentley the outside pee-er.

All spot-on IMO

 

[UOFI_316]

QB: Tom Brady, Brandon Weeden, Kevin Kolb,
RB: DeMarco Murray, Jaquizz Rodgers, Rashard Mendenhall, Bernard Pierce, Ryan Williams, Dujuan Harris
WR: Andre Johnson, T.Y. Hilton, Josh Gordon, Chris Givens, Denard Robinson, Dexter McCluster, Nick Toon, Kenbrell Thompkins, Lavon Brazzil
TE: Jimmy Graham, Jacob Tamme
DEF: ATL, DET
PK: Randy Bullock, Lawrence Tynes

Anyone interested in trading us a QB that 1) does not have a week 10 bye week and 2) is likely to be playing in week 10 unless broken?

WE HAVE KEVIN KOLBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

The Buffalo Bills are concerned that the QB Kevin Kolb's (concussion) might be career-ending, and they're proceeding with that in mind.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Kevin Kolb will be wearing a helmet in week 10 but it won't be on the football field.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oops, Kolb

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Whew. Good thing we'd drafted our corn-themed player earlier.

 

[krista4]

Whew. Good thing we'd drafted our corn-themed player earlier.

Just noticed your sig. Way to wear it proudly.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Whew. Good thing we'd drafted our corn-themed player earlier.

Well yeah, you don't want too much corn.

 

[heckmanm]

Yesterday we went to a picnic for some mom group my wife is in. Part way through, a bunch of the 7-8 year old kids were running around trying to squirt each other with Capri-Suns, which turned into them pretending they were peeing. A few minutes later one dad yells out his kid's name (complete with middle name) so 30 adults all turn to look. The kid had dropped his shorts and was either just showing off his 7 year old package (hi GM) or was actually trying to pee on someone.

All I could think of was which GMTANer would this kid turn in to. If he was showing off I was guessing Zooks, if he was showing it to the girls I was guessing Homer, if he just had to pee isn't Bentley the outside pee-er.

"Is it Capri?"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Yesterday we went to a picnic for some mom group my wife is in. Part way through, a bunch of the 7-8 year old kids were running around trying to squirt each other with Capri-Suns, which turned into them pretending they were peeing. A few minutes later one dad yells out his kid's name (complete with middle name) so 30 adults all turn to look. The kid had dropped his shorts and was either just showing off his 7 year old package (hi GM) or was actually trying to pee on someone.

All I could think of was which GMTANer would this kid turn in to. If he was showing off I was guessing Zooks, if he was showing it to the girls I was guessing Homer, if he just had to pee isn't Bentley the outside pee-er.

"Is it Capri?"

 

[T Bell]

Yesterday we went to a picnic for some mom group my wife is in. Part way through, a bunch of the 7-8 year old kids were running around trying to squirt each other with Capri-Suns, which turned into them pretending they were peeing. A few minutes later one dad yells out his kid's name (complete with middle name) so 30 adults all turn to look. The kid had dropped his shorts and was either just showing off his 7 year old package (hi GM) or was actually trying to pee on someone.

All I could think of was which GMTANer would this kid turn in to. If he was showing off I was guessing Zooks, if he was showing it to the girls I was guessing Homer, if he just had to pee isn't Bentley the outside pee-er.

If I had been there, there would have been a lot of kids with fake colostomy bags.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OK, if you watched the first season of Hannibal, you know that Mads Mikkelson playing Lecter is ominous and creepy as ####. Well now there's a Tumblr that asks the all-important question, "What if Hannibal told lame jokes instead of implying cannibalism?"

I don't know if it's just me or what, but I was absolutely rolling at these...the reactions are priceless.

Here you go.

 

[Gadzooks]

Yesterday we went to a picnic for some mom group my wife is in. Part way through, a bunch of the 7-8 year old kids were running around trying to squirt each other with Capri-Suns, which turned into them pretending they were peeing. A few minutes later one dad yells out his kid's name (complete with middle name) so 30 adults all turn to look. The kid had dropped his shorts and was either just showing off his 7 year old package (hi GM) or was actually trying to pee on someone.

All I could think of was which GMTANer would this kid turn in to. If he was showing off I was guessing Zooks, if he was showing it to the girls I was guessing Homer, if he just had to pee isn't Bentley the outside pee-er.

"HEY EVERYBODY.... LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If you were in my football pool last year and don't plan on playing this year, please let me. If you are interested in playing, send me a PM.

 

[General Malaise]

If you were in my football pool last year and don't plan on playing this year, please let me. If you are interested in playing, send me a PM.

I'll play. We can net out what you owe for HFFL dues for what I owe for this.

 

[Frostillicus]

If you were in my football pool last year and don't plan on playing this year, please let me. If you are interested in playing, send me a PM.

I'm out this year.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

How much is the pool? I'm a pro gamblor now so I should probably enter.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If you were in my football pool last year and don't plan on playing this year, please let me. If you are interested in playing, send me a PM.

I'll play. We can net out what you owe for HFFL dues for what I owe for this.

Yes, meant to include that in my post.

If you were in my football pool last year and don't plan on playing this year, please let me. If you are interested in playing, send me a PM.

I'm out this year.

How much is the pool? I'm a pro gamblor now so I should probably enter.

$88 for the year. I'll send you a PM.

 

[mr. furley]

hey, a Sheik sighting

 

[T Bell]

hey, a Sheik sighting

 

[T Bell]

Back to school lulz

 

[Bob Sacamano]

QB: Tom Brady, Brandon Weeden, Kevin Kolb,
RB: DeMarco Murray, Jaquizz Rodgers, Rashard Mendenhall, Bernard Pierce, Ryan Williams, Dujuan Harris
WR: Andre Johnson, T.Y. Hilton, Josh Gordon, Chris Givens, Denard Robinson, Dexter McCluster, Nick Toon, Kenbrell Thompkins, Lavon Brazzil
TE: Jimmy Graham, Jacob Tamme
DEF: ATL, DET
PK: Randy Bullock, Lawrence Tynes

Anyone interested in trading us a QB that 1) does not have a week 10 bye week and 2) is likely to be playing in week 10 unless broken?

WE HAVE KEVIN KOLBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

The Buffalo Bills are concerned that the QB Kevin Kolb's (concussion) might be career-ending, and they're proceeding with that in mind.

Kevin Kolb's talent was career-ending way before his head caught up.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OK, if you watched the first season of Hannibal, you know that Mads Mikkelson playing Lecter is ominous and creepy as ####. Well now there's a Tumblr that asks the all-important question, "What if Hannibal told lame jokes instead of implying cannibalism?"

I don't know if it's just me or what, but I was absolutely rolling at these...the reactions are priceless.

Here you go.

OK, I guess it's just me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, Red & Thorn in particular, I e-mailed a letter from my lawyer to that company today. I'm really hoping, as unrealistic as it might be, that they just cut me a check.

 

[YSR]

We have our monthly birthday lunch at work tomorrow and the theme is "red" - that is, bring red foods.

I love to cook but took about 8 months off from bringing anything to these potlucks due to pregnancy and then having a newborn. But I might like to participate this month. Problem is, I've got nothing in the way of ideas. I've scrapped tomato pie (didn't get to the farmers' market this weekend for good homegrowns) and red velvet anything (already being brought). Am considering a gazpacho but I've never made one.

Any ideas?

/lamefoodchat

 

[krista4]

We have our monthly birthday lunch at work tomorrow and the theme

You lost me here.

 

[krista4]

Mr. krista suggests using any of the following: "Red snapper? Ruby red grapefruit? Red pepper jelly? Red peppers stuffed with red snapper?

Cherries. Strawberries. Rutabaga."

He also suggested sangria.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Cherry pie

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Strawberry short cake

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Cranberry sauce

 

[Abraham]

We have our monthly birthday lunch at work tomorrow and the theme is "red" - that is, bring red foods.

I love to cook but took about 8 months off from bringing anything to these potlucks due to pregnancy and then having a newborn. But I might like to participate this month. Problem is, I've got nothing in the way of ideas. I've scrapped tomato pie (didn't get to the farmers' market this weekend for good homegrowns) and red velvet anything (already being brought). Am considering a gazpacho but I've never made one.

Any ideas?

/lamefoodchat

Red snapper? Poco de gallo? Salsa?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Pickled Beets

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Placenta soup?

 

[-fish-]

See if flysack has any blood leftover.

 

[charvik]

We have our monthly birthday lunch at work tomorrow and the theme is "red" - that is, bring red foods.

I love to cook but took about 8 months off from bringing anything to these potlucks due to pregnancy and then having a newborn. But I might like to participate this month. Problem is, I've got nothing in the way of ideas. I've scrapped tomato pie (didn't get to the farmers' market this weekend for good homegrowns) and red velvet anything (already being brought). Am considering a gazpacho but I've never made one.

Any ideas?

/lamefoodchat

Seriously???I can't believe you didn't think about red wine.

 

[charvik]

Spaghetti marinara?

 

[charvik]

Big Bottle of Heinz ketchup?

 

[charvik]

Borscht?