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[St. Louis Bob]

"[SIZE=12pt]Our friends in the underground hip hop group Potluck dedicated a whole verse of their song "Livin' In a Fantasy" to Footballguys with shoutouts to Sigmund Bloom, Cecil Lammey Matt Waldman and Jene Bramel."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]What?[/SIZE]

I like the comments section.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I ####ing hate telemarketers. We of course have been on the national do not call list for years but still get crap occasionally.

I got one today where there is a recording, and you can press 1 to talk to someone. I always do. Today was something about my car warranty having run out.

"Hi am I speaking to <shuke>?"

"Yes"

"This is Jerry from Motor Vehicle Services. I"m calling about your manufacturers warranty for your Dodge Caravan that just expired"

"What company is this?"

"Motor Vehicle Services. Sir, I'd like to talk to you..."

"Where are you located?"

"This branch is in NJ but we are all over nationally. Sir, what I'm calling for..."

"What is the address and phone number of your company?"

"Why do you need to know that?"

"Pardon me?"

"Why do you need to know that information sir?"

"Because I'd like to know the information of the company that is calling to do business with me".

"I'm not calling to do business with you. I'm just calling as a courtesy to let you know that your warranty has expired"

"Oh, well, THANKS then!"

10 seconds of silence...click

Always, AND I MEAN ALWAYS, your first question should be "are you naked too?".

 

[cosjobs]

uni? stu? bogie?

rangers?

Pretty busy weekend, looks like unfortunately I won't be able to make it.

None of my tickets to this weekend series have sold yet though so if you want any just let me know.

Thanks man, I'll let you know. How about some cocktails at some point After a game or Saturday in the daylight?

You;re kinda north central relatively close in, right? Arlington hotels are crazy expensive this weekend- may stay in downtown or Park Central or North Airport areas for the cheap rates. The Westin toward Grapevine is only $65 and include free internet. Problem is its out in nomansland. Pretty sure mass transit to Arlington Stadium is illegal.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Don't you think it would be cool if you could scare mosquitoes away like you do rabbits & squirrels? Just hang some plastic Purple Martins around and the mosquitoes would be like "hey Frank! Bill! Jim! Watch out! Purple Martins!!". Then they just fly away. That would be cool.

 

[cosjobs]

Don't you think it would be cool if you could scare mosquitoes away like you do rabbits & squirrels? Just hang some plastic Purple Martins around and the mosquitoes would be like "hey Frank! Bill! Jim! Watch out! Purple Martins!!". Then they just fly away. That would be cool.

I like that. Or pop some balloons and the noise freaks them out for long time, too spooked to return

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Don't you think it would be cool if you could scare mosquitoes away like you do rabbits & squirrels? Just hang some plastic Purple Martins around and the mosquitoes would be like "hey Frank! Bill! Jim! Watch out! Purple Martins!!". Then they just fly away. That would be cool.

I like that. Or pop some balloons and the noise freaks them out for long time, too spooked to return

I like to always keep moving. That way they can't catch me.

 

[krista4]

####### mosquitoes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

####### mosquitoes.

 

[McGarnicle]

I'm not gay, but I'm going to miss Michael Turner's big fat glorious black ### churning majestically as he runs with the football. Easily the best ### of any featured back over the past decade.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm not gay, but I'm going to miss Michael Turner's big fat glorious black ### churning majestically as he runs with the football. Easily the best ### of any featured back over the past decade.

I would say you are "gay enabled".

 

[Abraham]

This is a hell of a game.

 

[cosjobs]

sd seems flat

 

[Tecumseh]

GMTAN FOOTBALL PAID VS UNPAID UPDATE:

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Ice Bag and Nachos

Es Pipi

Amazon Prmlvrs

Elderly Anoos Aids

Let it Sweat

1/2 Paid:

Oildale Meat Raffle (Frosty paid, Tanner Unpaid)

UNPAID:

Power Aids

Drugstore Cowboys

Jr. High Cheerleaders

Stinky Fingers

Reeses Power

Vag Head Hummus Men

Get your dues in soon or I will shut off your ability to make trades or free agent moves!

I pm'ed you to send me your pp address like a week ago.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Am I crazy or right side, near the bottom is that not the old Bobby Sac puppet avatar? http://www.jerrylayne.com/html/figuregallery.html

Pretty sure it is...looking for confirmation. If so we're kind of like family.

I'm pretty sure I've never had a puppet avatar.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I ####ing hate telemarketers. We of course have been on the national do not call list for years but still get crap occasionally.

I got one today where there is a recording, and you can press 1 to talk to someone. I always do. Today was something about my car warranty having run out.

"Hi am I speaking to <shuke>?"

"Yes"

"This is Jerry from Motor Vehicle Services. I"m calling about your manufacturers warranty for your Dodge Caravan that just expired"

"What company is this?"

"Motor Vehicle Services. Sir, I'd like to talk to you..."

"Where are you located?"

"This branch is in NJ but we are all over nationally. Sir, what I'm calling for..."

"What is the address and phone number of your company?"

"Why do you need to know that?"

"Pardon me?"

"Why do you need to know that information sir?"

"Because I'd like to know the information of the company that is calling to do business with me".

"I'm not calling to do business with you. I'm just calling as a courtesy to let you know that your warranty has expired"

"Oh, well, THANKS then!"

10 seconds of silence...click

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/-british-man-turns-the-tables-on-telemarketers-by-charging-them-to-call-him-214946514.html

 

[Raider Nation]

Rutgers 45

Fresno St. 45

ESPNU, 0:38 left.



What a freakin game.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I have no where else to put this. But isn't that what this thread is for? -

I quit cable about 5 months ago and have been living on Netflix and basic channel antenna broadcasting. I've actually enjoyed it. But with football season here today, I stopped by my local Verizon Plus store yesterday and inquired about adding ESPN to my bill (I get interweb through Verizon and they gave me a cable box for local channels which I really don't use).

Me: How much to add ESPN just for football season?

Verizon Dude: Our basic cable package that just includes ESPN is an additional $25 a month to your bill. Would you like a two year contract?

Me: No, just the football season. Thanks. This is ESPN in HD correct?

Verizon Dude: No, you'd get the non-HD version. Would you like to add an HD box for $13 per month?

Me: So to get ESPN in HD, I need to pay an additional $38 a month to my bill?

Verizon Dude: Correct.

Me: Okay.

Cable company death cometh, and that right soon.

God, I'm so ready to cut the cord. Know what my DirecTV bill is this month? $203. Add another $50 for internet. Know why - besides being an idiot - I haven't ditched DTV/cable? Because I can't get OTA channels on antenna out here in HillbillyMethLand, which means I get no live NFL. So, the ####### NFL is driving my $200/mo habit.

To be fair to DTV, my bill will drop back all the way to $140/mo come January. :fml:

What the hell are you paying DTV 203 a month for?

I could list a bunch of reasons, but they all boil down to "I'm an idiot".

Actually, I'll call them (like I do every year), ##### and moan with some sob story. Then they'll reduce it.

It's just when I looked at this month's statement, it hit me wrongerer than it usually does.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Someone in my 24 team dynasty just turned the #10 pick and Sidney rice's corpse in to the # 4

OH MAN!!!!

 

[flysack]

While we're on NO CABLE TV chat, are there any web alternatives for sports?

Someone at the Pack sent me a link awhile back that, while it worked, was ad riddled disaster that tried to impregnate my laptop with the internet AIDS.

Whatcha got?

Will take a pm, if necessary.

 

[Abraham]

Someone in my 24 team dynasty just turned the #10 pick and Sidney rice's corpse in to the # 4

OH MAN!!!!

I know, right?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

While we're on NO CABLE TV chat, are there any web alternatives for sports?

Someone at the Pack sent me a link awhile back that, while it worked, was ad riddled disaster that tried to impregnate my laptop with the internet AIDS.

Whatcha got?

Will take a pm, if necessary.

Follow Greg Punzo on twitter. There will be ads. And probably blood with you involved.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I gotta tell ya.... Eating Total Raisin Bran has probably saved me $50 in toilet paper and hours of wiping over the last 6 months. Solid!

 

[kevzilla]

This thread needs more sharting, not less.

 

[Foosball God]

WTF is the point of having home owners insurance? We're getting our bathroom remodeled and during the tear down portion the contractor found black mold and rotted wood from a leak. Extra cost, of course, to kill/remove the mold and get new wood, insulation, etc.

So we call up the home owners insurance company, which told us they wouldn't pay the claim if there was wood rot or anything that indicated the leak was more than a couple of weeks old.

F'n insurance companies.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, I REALLY like Fresno State to win big tomorrow night. Am I misguided? Are you going?

No freaking clue.

ETA: Fresno St's QB is David Carr's little brother. Take that however you want.

Get 'em next year.

• D. Carr Fresno St - QB
• 52-73, 456 yds, 5 tds
• vs RU | Final/OT

V

 

[St. Louis Bob]

More people should salute me really.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

More people should salute me really.

I'm at full attention.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm saluting you... in my underpants.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dammit

 

[mr roboto]

I have a boner Bob.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

boWned

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'll take it.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

yeah you will

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just called my Mrs. SLB's work:

Me: So I was in bed last night with one of your nurses, she says you guys are buying breakroom stuff from Sam's but we think you should be buying it from me.

Receptionist: Which nurse?

Me: Not telling.

Receptionist: Will get it from you from now on.

Aren't I a goose?

Spoiler

 

[St. Louis Bob]

yeah you will

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

More people should salute me really.

Here you go

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just called my Mrs. SLB's work:

Me: So I was in bed last night with one of your nurses, she says you guys are buying breakroom stuff from Sam's but we think you should be buying it from me.

Receptionist: Which nurse?

Me: Not telling.

Receptionist: Will get it from you from now on.

Aren't I a goose?

Spoiler

So which nurse was it?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I just called my Mrs. SLB's work:

Me: So I was in bed last night with one of your nurses, she says you guys are buying breakroom stuff from Sam's but we think you should be buying it from me.

Receptionist: Which nurse?

Me: Not telling.

Receptionist: Will get it from you from now on.

Aren't I a goose?

Spoiler

Spoiler

So which nurse was it?

Gaylord Fah-ker

 

[Bob Sacamano]

WTF is the point of having home owners insurance? We're getting our bathroom remodeled and during the tear down portion the contractor found black mold and rotted wood from a leak. Extra cost, of course, to kill/remove the mold and get new wood, insulation, etc.

So we call up the home owners insurance company, which told us they wouldn't pay the claim if there was wood rot or anything that indicated the leak was more than a couple of weeks old.

F'n insurance companies.

Wood rot is often an exclusion listed on homeowners policies. Have you reviewed your policy to make sure it is?

Can they tell the source of the leak? Have you had any major storms recently that might have caused damage? Have you had any other work done to the house that might have contributed to the damage?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I got a compliment from a student on the shoes I'm wearing today. A girl student. A black girl student. Pretty sure that's the like having Frank Lloyd Wright compliment your house.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just wish one more would have hit him while he was down

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh! Hi...no, I wasn't doing anything.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Own worst enemy (repost)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh! Hi...no, I wasn't doing anything.

My new favorite cat gif.

 

[Jaysus]

I got a compliment from a student on the shoes I'm wearing today. A girl student. A black girl student. Pretty sure that's the like having Frank Lloyd Wright compliment your house.

unless she was just complimenting you on the fact that they finally matched.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just called my Mrs. SLB's work:

Me: So I was in bed last night with one of your nurses, she says you guys are buying breakroom stuff from Sam's but we think you should be buying it from me.

Receptionist: Which nurse?

Me: Not telling.

Receptionist: Will get it from you from now on.

Aren't I a goose?

Spoiler

Spoiler

So which nurse was it?

Spoiler

Gaylord Fah-ker

I got a compliment from a student on the shoes I'm wearing today. A girl student. A black girl student. Pretty sure that's the like having Frank Lloyd Wright compliment your house.

unless she was just complimenting you on the fact that they finally matched.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I got a compliment from a student on the shoes I'm wearing today. A girl student. A black girl student. Pretty sure that's the like having Frank Lloyd Wright compliment your house.

unless she was just complimenting you on the fact that they finally matched.

You're thinking of GPJ.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

lol

 

[General Malaise]

GMTAN FOOTBALL PAID VS UNPAID UPDATE:

Sweatier Vests

Ice Bag and Nachos

Es Pipi

Amazon Prmlvrs

Elderly Anoos Aids

Let it Sweat

1/2 Paid:

Oildale Meat Raffle (Frosty paid, Tanner Unpaid)

UNPAID:

Power Aids

Drugstore Cowboys

Jr. High Cheerleaders

Stinky Fingers

Reeses Power

Vag Head Hummus Men

Get your dues in soon or I will shut off your ability to make trades or free agent moves!

I pm'ed you to send me your pp address like a week ago.

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[General Malaise]

I got a compliment from a student on the shoes I'm wearing today. A girl student. A black girl student. Pretty sure that's the like having Frank Lloyd Wright compliment your house.