GM's thread about nothing (51 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We likely have all 3 of our TEs missing week 1.

Off to a great start!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

happy bday K

how old?

Older than me.

 

[Thorn]

lolz

 

[General Malaise]

Hey I rode the gatekeeper.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

We likely have all 3 of our TEs missing week 1.

Off to a great start!

Dustin Keller available.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We likely have all 3 of our TEs missing week 1.

Off to a great start!

Dustin Keller available.

Pretty sure there are no trades. Except when Cos does one I guess.

 

[General Malaise]

We likely have all 3 of our TEs missing week 1.

Off to a great start!

Dustin Keller available.

Pretty sure there are no trades. Except when Cos does one I guess.

Apparently that one wasn't too tedious.

 

[General Malaise]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

you know your team is good when you are starting Phil Rivers and Danny Woodhead.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

We likely have all 3 of our TEs missing week 1.

Off to a great start!

Dustin Keller available.

Pretty sure there are no trades. Except when Cos does one I guess.

That was more of a gift than an actual trade.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Hey I rode the gatekeeper.

I haven't even ridden the gatekeeper yet and I live an hour from Cedar Point. My daughter has though.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Hey I rode the gatekeeper.

I haven't even ridden the gatekeeper yet and I live an hour from Cedar Point. My daughter has though.

:nohomer:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We likely have all 3 of our TEs missing week 1.

Off to a great start!

Dustin Keller available.

Pretty sure there are no trades. Except when Cos does one I guess.

That was more of a gift than an actual trade.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

No. PM your address so I can send you some coupons.

 

[General Malaise]

Hey I rode the gatekeeper.

I haven't even ridden the gatekeeper yet and I live an hour from Cedar Point. My daughter has though.

I about pooped myself.

 

[Drifter]

We likely have all 3 of our TEs missing week 1.

Off to a great start!

I thought we could start a QB at TE?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

ANNOUNCE: K4 and CHARV.

I'm blocked from teh yahoos at work. I don't know that I've ever actually signed into the league site. I am looking to the two of you to set lineups.

 

[General Malaise]

Kev, feel free to make adjustments to our starting lineup in YAHOO. Not sure I like what I put in there, but it'll be enough to earn the victory in week 1, of that I'm certain. :flex:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

No.

But I probably will.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Backstory needed or not?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Kev, feel free to make adjustments to our starting lineup in YAHOO. Not sure I like what I put in there, but it'll be enough to earn the victory in week 1, of that I'm certain. :flex:

Yahoo says you got us by 1.6 points. They also think Housler is getting me 8 points though.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Backstory needed or not?

The hamster is into that kind of stuff.

 

[General Malaise]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

No.

But I probably will.

Why are you back in Youngstown?

Also, went to the Jesuit/Lake Oswego HS Football game on Friday. Two of the whitest, richest schools in the state squaring off on a nice summer evening. The shorts have gotten much shorter since I was 17. All I could think of was "Thank god I don't have a daughter".

Oh, wait....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good advice

 

[General Malaise]

Good advice

 

[General Malaise]

Kev, feel free to make adjustments to our starting lineup in YAHOO. Not sure I like what I put in there, but it'll be enough to earn the victory in week 1, of that I'm certain. :flex:

Yahoo says you got us by 1.6 points. They also think Housler is getting me 8 points though.

I thought Housler was broken? Just play a RB at TE.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

No.

But I probably will.

Why are you back in Youngstown?

Also, went to the Jesuit/Lake Oswego HS Football game on Friday. Two of the whitest, richest schools in the state squaring off on a nice summer evening. The shorts have gotten much shorter since I was 17. All I could think of was "Thank god I don't have a daughter".

Oh, wait....

This year the school district put the hammer down when it comes to short-shorts. Bottom hem of the shorts cannot be higher than the tips of the fingers if a girl puts her hands down to her sides.

So far it is working very well (sorry, Homer). Of course there are some really sluttily dressed T-Rexs running around.

 

[Frostillicus]

ANNOUNCE: K4 and CHARV.

I'm blocked from teh yahoos at work. I don't know that I've ever actually signed into the league site. I am looking to the two of you to set lineups.

Your work blocks yahoo? Crazy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Kev, feel free to make adjustments to our starting lineup in YAHOO. Not sure I like what I put in there, but it'll be enough to earn the victory in week 1, of that I'm certain. :flex:

Yahoo says you got us by 1.6 points. They also think Housler is getting me 8 points though.

I thought Housler was broken? Just play a RB at TE.

Housler, Gronk and Heaf Miller. :dead:

 

[kevzilla]

Kev, feel free to make adjustments to our starting lineup in YAHOO. Not sure I like what I put in there, but it'll be enough to earn the victory in week 1, of that I'm certain. :flex:

Not sure I deserve to, since I haven't paid my share yet. BTW, I am to PayPal as you are to Netflix...I may need to send you a check.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

No.But I probably will.

Why are you back in Youngstown?

Also, went to the Jesuit/Lake Oswego HS Football game on Friday. Two of the whitest, richest schools in the state squaring off on a nice summer evening. The shorts have gotten much shorter since I was 17. All I could think of was "Thank god I don't have a daughter".

Oh, wait....

Haven't seen the family and friends since Xmas. Had a couple of fantasy drafts. There are no Chipotles or Uptown Pizzas in the Hamptons. Wanted to bang a hottie that for some reason digs me. Any chance to hang out with my nephews is good times. Also, the Petri Club missed me.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

No.But I probably will.

Why are you back in Youngstown?

Also, went to the Jesuit/Lake Oswego HS Football game on Friday. Two of the whitest, richest schools in the state squaring off on a nice summer evening. The shorts have gotten much shorter since I was 17. All I could think of was "Thank god I don't have a daughter".

Oh, wait....

This year the school district put the hammer down when it comes to short-shorts. Bottom hem of the shorts cannot be higher than the tips of the fingers if a girl puts her hands down to her sides.

So far it is working very well (sorry, Homer). Of course there are some really sluttily dressed T-Rexs running around.

That's some bull####.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Happy Birthday Krista!

 

[General Malaise]

Kev, feel free to make adjustments to our starting lineup in YAHOO. Not sure I like what I put in there, but it'll be enough to earn the victory in week 1, of that I'm certain. :flex:

Not sure I deserve to, since I haven't paid my share yet. BTW, I am to PayPal as you are to Netflix...I may need to send you a check.

I'll cover us and we can take it out of our winnings this year.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

No.But I probably will.

Why are you back in Youngstown?

Also, went to the Jesuit/Lake Oswego HS Football game on Friday. Two of the whitest, richest schools in the state squaring off on a nice summer evening. The shorts have gotten much shorter since I was 17. All I could think of was "Thank god I don't have a daughter".

Oh, wait....

Haven't seen the family and friends since Xmas. Had a couple of fantasy drafts. There are no Chipotles or Uptown Pizzas in the Hamptons. Wanted to bang a hottie that for some reason digs me. Any chance to hang out with my nephews is good times. Also, the Petri Club missed me.

Hold up. You mean I could have been prank calling the Petri Club this whole time?

 

[-fish-]

Strykerpks and I overpaid by a penny. Please feel free to throw it at a Best Buy employee.

 

[General Malaise]

Strykerpks and I overpaid by a penny. Please feel free to throw it at a Best Buy employee.

lol

 

[Guster]

anyone else have a guy on their roster that didn't make the final cut down? oops

 

[Thorn]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

No.But I probably will.

Why are you back in Youngstown?

Also, went to the Jesuit/Lake Oswego HS Football game on Friday. Two of the whitest, richest schools in the state squaring off on a nice summer evening. The shorts have gotten much shorter since I was 17. All I could think of was "Thank god I don't have a daughter".

Oh, wait....

Haven't seen the family and friends since Xmas. Had a couple of fantasy drafts. There are no Chipotles or Uptown Pizzas in the Hamptons. Wanted to bang a hottie that for some reason digs me. Any chance to hang out with my nephews is good times. Also, the Petri Club missed me.

Hold up. You mean I could have been prank calling the Petri Club this whole time?

where the #### have you been?

 

[charvik]

ANNOUNCE: K4 and CHARV.

I'm blocked from teh yahoos at work. I don't know that I've ever actually signed into the league site. I am looking to the two of you to set lineups.

I am not added as a user...

 

[Idiot Boxer]

ANNOUNCE: K4 and CHARV.

I'm blocked from teh yahoos at work. I don't know that I've ever actually signed into the league site. I am looking to the two of you to set lineups.

Your work blocks yahoo? Crazy.

not all of it, just the games parts.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

anyone else have a guy on their roster that didn't make the final cut down? oops

Leon Washington cut loose by the Patriots. I think he was my RB4.

 

[T Bell]

No, no. I'll just kick my own ###. Thanks though.

He went down like Woody when the kid comes in the room.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

No.But I probably will.

Why are you back in Youngstown?

Also, went to the Jesuit/Lake Oswego HS Football game on Friday. Two of the whitest, richest schools in the state squaring off on a nice summer evening. The shorts have gotten much shorter since I was 17. All I could think of was "Thank god I don't have a daughter".

Oh, wait....

Haven't seen the family and friends since Xmas. Had a couple of fantasy drafts. There are no Chipotles or Uptown Pizzas in the Hamptons. Wanted to bang a hottie that for some reason digs me. Any chance to hang out with my nephews is good times. Also, the Petri Club missed me.

Hold up. You mean I could have been prank calling the Petri Club this whole time?

where the #### have you been?

At home?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

anyone else have a guy on their roster that didn't make the final cut down? oops

Leon Washington cut loose by the Patriots. I think he was my RB4.

I think I'm safe so far. Plenty of injured dudes though.

 

[Thorn]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

No.But I probably will.

Why are you back in Youngstown?

Also, went to the Jesuit/Lake Oswego HS Football game on Friday. Two of the whitest, richest schools in the state squaring off on a nice summer evening. The shorts have gotten much shorter since I was 17. All I could think of was "Thank god I don't have a daughter".

Oh, wait....

Haven't seen the family and friends since Xmas. Had a couple of fantasy drafts. There are no Chipotles or Uptown Pizzas in the Hamptons. Wanted to bang a hottie that for some reason digs me. Any chance to hang out with my nephews is good times. Also, the Petri Club missed me.

Hold up. You mean I could have been prank calling the Petri Club this whole time?

where the #### have you been?

At home?

I'm pretty sure at least some of the Petri employees know my voice.

 

[Tiger Fan]

anyone else have a guy on their roster that didn't make the final cut down? oops

Kevin Kolb -

Dejuan Harris -

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Has everybody paid yet? I'm too lazy to look up. Be on the honor system here.

No.But I probably will.

Why are you back in Youngstown?

Also, went to the Jesuit/Lake Oswego HS Football game on Friday. Two of the whitest, richest schools in the state squaring off on a nice summer evening. The shorts have gotten much shorter since I was 17. All I could think of was "Thank god I don't have a daughter".

Oh, wait....

Haven't seen the family and friends since Xmas. Had a couple of fantasy drafts. There are no Chipotles or Uptown Pizzas in the Hamptons. Wanted to bang a hottie that for some reason digs me. Any chance to hang out with my nephews is good times. Also, the Petri Club missed me.

Hold up. You mean I could have been prank calling the Petri Club this whole time?

where the #### have you been?

At home?

I'm pretty sure at least some of the Petri employees know my voice.

That's why I use a different accent every time I call.

 

[T Bell]

Hey I rode the gatekeeper.

Are you the Keymaster?

 

[Tecumseh]

Can we schedule the next GMTANhole at K4s place in Atlanta during Freaknik? Can't wait.

I wish we still had freaknik.