GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Pretty awesome that I have a pm from drifter reminding me tangentially that I should have taken Julius Thompson

Also, someone is advising people to pm me for cfb advice. Great.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty awesome that I have a pm from drifter reminding me tangentially that I should have taken Julius Thompson

Also, someone is advising people to pm me for cfb advice. Great.

 

[shuke]

I should have just done this in the first place:

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Who do we pay?

Who the #### is W?

:hi:

Also, get any college football related PMs today?

In/paid. New new PMs. People don't buy it any more.

 

[General Malaise]

1.01 Wes Welker

 

[Otis]

No grown man should be checking bags GM

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty sure that whole thing was a lot funnier stoned.

I enjoy most bedroom scenes involving our Pepper.

Yes. This. Every Bobstory involves Mrs. Bob without a stitch on when I play it in my head.

Never. EVER. Let her and Angry Wife get together. It would be, bad.

 

[General Malaise]

Knowshoes Moreno another FBG Contest Low Dollar No Brainer.

 

[General Malaise]

No grown man should be checking bags GM

Who said anything about being grown?

 

[Frostillicus]

I should have just done this in the first place:

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Who do we pay?

Who the #### is W?

:hi:

Also, get any college football related PMs today?

In/paid. New new PMs. People don't buy it any more.

Well at least TRE's getting them.

 

[Frostillicus]

Shuke's real name is not Shuke.

 

[T Bell]

Reading through a game thread in the Shark Pool is worse than the Breaking Bad thread. Yes, I realize I'm doing this to myself. I don't know why.

I freaking love those threads for the late games. I sit down with a couple of bottles of wine or a twelve pack and go to town.

I run shtick in there all the time, or at least I used to. The True Believers can't help themselves.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Shuke's real name is not Shuke.

:/

 

[bentley]

Pretty sure that whole thing was a lot funnier stoned.

I enjoy most bedroom scenes involving our Pepper.

Yes. This. Every Bobstory involves Mrs. Bob without a stitch on when I play it in my head.

Never. EVER. Let her and Angry Wife get together. It would be, bad.

AngryWife impressed me today. She hired a sitter for Yuke next Saturday so that she could tailgate all day without having to keep up with a kid. Could be a wild day.

 

[T Bell]

So I go to the car hole to regroup. Have a smoke. If there is anything less repulsive than the smell of weed, it's cigarette smoke.

Head back in, Mrs. SLB is in bed, lights off.

(Now imagine I'm doing all of this straight)

Me: So if I take a shower now and come to bed, what are my odds of seducing you?

Mrs. SLB: Wow (seriously impressed) this is a well thought out plan.

Me: In my stoned mind (Ha I knew it!!) So what percentage we talking here? Less than one?

Mrs. SLB: I just want to go to sleep so I can walk tomorrow morning.

Translated:

If I have sex with you I'll have a couple of minutes of "pleasure" and another 4 hours being awake and thinking "where did I go wrong?"

Me: Alight that's cool.

Mrs. SLB: Come here and kiss me.

Me: (Go over kiss her, look her in the eyes....playing it so straight still) You know baby, you've been a lot out of sorts lately. I understand. I just thought I would try to spark things a bit.

Mrs. SLB: I know, I'm sorry.

Me: That's why I wired the bed with copper wire and a car battery.

Mrs. SLB: I love you.

Now I'm drinking whiskey. Oh and she cut the grass for me when I was at the bar.

You got a good woman, SLB.

 

[T Bell]

Was Dungy holding that umbrella to keep himself dry from his son's tears?

His son's dead, #######!

 

[kevzilla]

Pretty sure that whole thing was a lot funnier stoned.

I enjoy most bedroom scenes involving our Pepper.

Yes. This. Every Bobstory involves Mrs. Bob without a stitch on when I play it in my head.

Never. EVER. Let her and Angry Wife get together. It would be, bad.

I dunno, in my head it's kind of awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty sure that whole thing was a lot funnier stoned.

I enjoy most bedroom scenes involving our Pepper.

Yes. This. Every Bobstory involves Mrs. Bob without a stitch on when I play it in my head.

Never. EVER. Let her and Angry Wife get together. It would be, bad.

AngryWife impressed me today. She hired a sitter for Yuke next Saturday so that she could tailgate all day without having to keep up with a kid. Could be a wild day.

Nice

So I go to the car hole to regroup. Have a smoke. If there is anything less repulsive than the smell of weed, it's cigarette smoke.

Head back in, Mrs. SLB is in bed, lights off.

(Now imagine I'm doing all of this straight)

Me: So if I take a shower now and come to bed, what are my odds of seducing you?

Mrs. SLB: Wow (seriously impressed) this is a well thought out plan.

Me: In my stoned mind (Ha I knew it!!) So what percentage we talking here? Less than one?

Mrs. SLB: I just want to go to sleep so I can walk tomorrow morning.

Translated:

If I have sex with you I'll have a couple of minutes of "pleasure" and another 4 hours being awake and thinking "where did I go wrong?"

Me: Alight that's cool.

Mrs. SLB: Come here and kiss me.

Me: (Go over kiss her, look her in the eyes....playing it so straight still) You know baby, you've been a lot out of sorts lately. I understand. I just thought I would try to spark things a bit.

Mrs. SLB: I know, I'm sorry.

Me: That's why I wired the bed with copper wire and a car battery.

Mrs. SLB: I love you.

Now I'm drinking whiskey. Oh and she cut the grass for me when I was at the bar.

You got a good woman, SLB.

She thinks so

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Was Dungy holding that umbrella to keep himself dry from his son's tears?

His son's dead, #######!

Pretty sure that whole thing was a lot funnier stoned.

I enjoy most bedroom scenes involving our Pepper.

Yes. This. Every Bobstory involves Mrs. Bob without a stitch on when I play it in my head.

Never. EVER. Let her and Angry Wife get together. It would be, bad.

I dunno, in my head it's kind of awesome.

Like this

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lol

Dungy = MN!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

WOW

 

[Otis]

Will they leave Manning in to keep passing? I wouldn't mind seeing 7 or 8 here.

 

[shuke]

Was Dungy holding that umbrella to keep himself dry from his son's tears?

His son's dead, #######!

 

[shuke]

Shark pool about to explode.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Woz advising fb friends to bet balmer. Never felt better about my Broncos bet...

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

sweet TD, Danny

 

[Tiger Fan]

So Jacob Tamme was the wrong Den TE to select for Icebags and Nachos? Who Knew?

 

[bentley]

Not to go all Shark Pool here, but this has to be the greatest fantasy game ever played, right?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I think this Manning is up to something.

 

[General Malaise]

Manning with 75 GMTAN Phantacy Futball points.

 

[bentley]

Manning with 75 GMTAN Phantacy Futball points.

He's only scored 64 for Team Cosjobs in my league but D Thomas also has 31. I think Stonerpoodles are in pretty good shape here.

 

[General Malaise]

Welker with a blistering 2.7 points in return yards.

 

[kevzilla]

Not to go all Shark Pool here, but this has to be the greatest fantasy game ever played, right?

I got nuthin' except for Demaryous in one league.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm really enjoying Breaking Bad. Halfway through S4E11.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Manning with 75 GMTAN Phantacy Futball points.

 

[flysack]

Heisenberg, yo

 

[Guster]

K4, the headline of this article might be suggesting a place for your new home: my link

 

[FDAS]

What's tonight's play, fellas? I have another $50 free play.

And a very belated Happy Birthday, k4. I have a hard time keeping up here and am rarely on FB (unless it's to post pictures of my child), so I kind of missed the boat. Hope there were lots of fireworks.

Diamondbacks run line +100 is a sneaky play. Voglesong gets hit pretty well by the Diamondbacks.

Or you could just lay the 7 with the Broncos and hope.

YSR, update?

 

[bentley]

Had a little old man walk in tonight and sidle up to the bar. After a few drinks, he opened up and talked about how he and his (deceased) wife would come in every week for dinner, drinks and then a movie. I listened to a few good stories he told while I was working. At the end of his night, he cashed out and left two envelopes. One was marked for me personally, the other was for management. I opened mine and there was $500. I was floored. His tab for the night was $40. I obviously asked what was in the other envelope and the manager told me it was a note telling him that the old man had been coming in for years and never had anyone actually care enough to listen to him.

 

[FDAS]

I should have just done this in the first place:

You have been invited to join W's Private Group in Yahoo! Sports Survival Football.

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[Disco Stu]

Not to go all Shark Pool here, but this has to be the greatest fantasy game ever played, right?

I just checked my local league to see how many points he scored and was confused when seeing my team (Demaryius Thomas) had the highest current score.

You know what that means... Manning was sitting comfortably on a bench.

 

[UOFI_316]

Manning with 75 GMTAN Phantacy Futball points.

 

[Thorn]

PAID VS UNPAID - CHECK FOR ACCURACY:

Paid:

Homer's Team

Fish Stryker

YSR (shorted me 10, promises to 'make up for it')

K4 et al

StuNi

IgnoAbe

Tiger Bags

TreDrfit

SLB

Frost/Tanner = 49.3% paid, Tanner promising to telegraph a money gram

UNPAID

Cosjobs Ninja

Guster Zooks

Thorn Gart

Check is in the mail like I tole you!

Ahead or behind of the Allagash White?

Maybe you don't deserve any Allagash, did you ever think of that?

 

[Thorn]

Stupid Washington drivers. You'd think they could handle rain.

Rear ended by a guy this morning that doesn't understand that in stop and go rush hour traffic there's really no reason to try go 50 mph for 100 feet. Oh, and he didn't have insurance. Yay!

That sucks. Those laws requiring everybody to have insurance have worked like a charm too.

I'm also in the subscriber contest. I really appreciate the site more now that they've cut the dead weight out of the writing staff.

My best friend has been a subscriber for years, but never plays. I play for him. We got as far as week 8 or 9 a couple years back. We split it when we win it. This year, I made sure to have 30 players/$250 on the nose.

Gotta believe >90% are on a certain WR for $2.

I selected like this again this year. It never works. The winners last year had 3 QBs and like one extra per position. More pissed than I should be that I can't find that screen shot.

I'm going to start a business that provides gambling, prostitutes and drugs to rich businessmen who need to remain anonymous. I will vet all hookers before arranging dates. Who's with me? Homer? YRS? Joe Bryant?

I'm in

A guy at Home Depot just called me a ###### because he thought I cut him in line at customer service. I had been in line for a while and when I was next the lady told me I needed to go get my insurance from the car (I'm renting a truck). So I come back in, another counter opens and the lady says "who is next?" So I walk up. A new guy in line calls me a ###### under his breath to which I replied "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." Which surprised him and he kind of shrugged so I said "it sounded like you said some thing to me..." To which he replies "you weren't next in line". So I explained that I was indeed next and waited for him to reply, which he of course didnt.

I want to go shopping with you and Uruk.

So, you wanna get killed along with a guy who wears a sweater vest and another who can't figure out the quote function on a message board?

The water's warm - come on in!

I was about to post "you shouldn't do this no matter how right you are GB".

BTW, why aren't you in my football pool. ****.

Cos, Thorn, check is in the mail?

Yes I sent mine Saturday. Don't forget it's coming from the north pole.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm on the Broncos -7, but I'm not in love with it.

I like these props:

Torrey Smith over 67.5 yards (-115)

Peyton Manning YES Interception (-145)

The ECU game line started at -15 and is now at -21...so I'm just staying away for now...we'll see if it moves anymore.

Too bad Lardarius can't catch. 2 for 3 though.

Also, ECU won by 18, so good lay off there I guess.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Happy Birthday, Krista

 

[Limp Ditka]

Had a little old man walk in tonight and sidle up to the bar. After a few drinks, he opened up and talked about how he and his (deceased) wife would come in every week for dinner, drinks and then a movie. I listened to a few good stories he told while I was working. At the end of his night, he cashed out and left two envelopes. One was marked for me personally, the other was for management. I opened mine and there was $500. I was floored. His tab for the night was $40. I obviously asked what was in the other envelope and the manager told me it was a note telling him that the old man had been coming in for years and never had anyone actually care enough to listen to him.

How long have you worked there?

 

[Ignoramus]

Had a little old man walk in tonight and sidle up to the bar. After a few drinks, he opened up and talked about how he and his (deceased) wife would come in every week for dinner, drinks and then a movie. I listened to a few good stories he told while I was working. At the end of his night, he cashed out and left two envelopes. One was marked for me personally, the other was for management. I opened mine and there was $500. I was floored. His tab for the night was $40. I obviously asked what was in the other envelope and the manager told me it was a note telling him that the old man had been coming in for years and never had anyone actually care enough to listen to him.

How long have you worked there?

Years. Why?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Had a little old man walk in tonight and sidle up to the bar. After a few drinks, he opened up and talked about how he and his (deceased) wife would come in every week for dinner, drinks and then a movie. I listened to a few good stories he told while I was working. At the end of his night, he cashed out and left two envelopes. One was marked for me personally, the other was for management. I opened mine and there was $500. I was floored. His tab for the night was $40. I obviously asked what was in the other envelope and the manager told me it was a note telling him that the old man had been coming in for years and never had anyone actually care enough to listen to him.

How long have you worked there?

Years. Why?

 

[Thorn]

So my brother is changing jobs and he just sent me and a few other people his "personal" email to use instead of his old work one. Said email address includes his name, a year, and "69."

Please advice me on how to shame him properly.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Had a little old man walk in tonight and sidle up to the bar. After a few drinks, he opened up and talked about how he and his (deceased) wife would come in every week for dinner, drinks and then a movie. I listened to a few good stories he told while I was working. At the end of his night, he cashed out and left two envelopes. One was marked for me personally, the other was for management. I opened mine and there was $500. I was floored. His tab for the night was $40. I obviously asked what was in the other envelope and the manager told me it was a note telling him that the old man had been coming in for years and never had anyone actually care enough to listen to him.

How long have you worked there?

Years. Why?