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[General Malaise]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

I pretty much feel that way everyday. I made the mistake (good decision?) of getting a huge life insurance policy some years ago and there are days where I think "this would be easier on everyone of..." Don't worry, I'm not offing myself. Just saying that the stuff around me sometimes makes me wonder.

Anyway, want to trade places? I get your problems, job, and Pepper and you get my problems, job, and hot hormonal pregnant wife.

Might want to check your policy GB. Many of them don't pay in full in cases of suicide.

Oh and please don't kill yourself

Mine do. After two years.

You and zooks feel like paying for GMTAN Futball this year or wut?

 

[General Malaise]

GMTAN Life Swap

I don't know which would be better, the TV show or the thread about it.

Would they show it one trailer at a time?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What do you call a woman that works 2.5 days a week and then makes plans to go out with her friends almost every Saturday?

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Damn it! now we'll never know ifin we can't remember!

ETA: NM

About a six weeks ago...

Me: (Severely depressed wanting to dive down a well)

Mrs. SLB: Everything is going to be fine.

Me: Yeah, not so much. (Pounds some whiskey)

Mrs. SLB: You're great at what you do. You'll figure something out. You always figure something out.

Me: Not this time.

Mrs. SLB: Hey, I'll just go to work full time! I can help!

Me: Yeah.....Yeah, that would be great.

I think she has put a solid 20 hours in since then.

 

[Abraham]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

I pretty much feel that way everyday. I made the mistake (good decision?) of getting a huge life insurance policy some years ago and there are days where I think "this would be easier on everyone of..." Don't worry, I'm not offing myself. Just saying that the stuff around me sometimes makes me wonder.Anyway, want to trade places? I get your problems, job, and Pepper and you get my problems, job, and hot hormonal pregnant wife.

Might want to check your policy GB. Many of them don't pay in full in cases of suicide.Oh and please don't kill yourself

Yep, love you buddy.

No threat of that. I'm too proud to quit. Plus how is a frugal guy like me going to do it? Shove a Bullet in to my head with my bare hands?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GMTAN Life Swap

I don't know which would be better, the TV show or the thread about it.

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

I pretty much feel that way everyday. I made the mistake (good decision?) of getting a huge life insurance policy some years ago and there are days where I think "this would be easier on everyone of..." Don't worry, I'm not offing myself. Just saying that the stuff around me sometimes makes me wonder.Anyway, want to trade places? I get your problems, job, and Pepper and you get my problems, job, and hot hormonal pregnant wife.

It would be nice to bang your wife again.

So you are leading 1-0. Thanks.

Zooks alone is up about 12-2 on me if it makes you feel better.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

I pretty much feel that way everyday. I made the mistake (good decision?) of getting a huge life insurance policy some years ago and there are days where I think "this would be easier on everyone of..." Don't worry, I'm not offing myself. Just saying that the stuff around me sometimes makes me wonder.Anyway, want to trade places? I get your problems, job, and Pepper and you get my problems, job, and hot hormonal pregnant wife.

Might want to check your policy GB. Many of them don't pay in full in cases of suicide.Oh and please don't kill yourself

Yep, love you buddy.

No threat of that. I'm too proud to quit. Plus how is a frugal guy like me going to do it? Shove a Bullet in to my head with my bare hands?

I'm guessing you would shove it half way in then finish the job a couple of days later.

 

[General Malaise]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

I pretty much feel that way everyday. I made the mistake (good decision?) of getting a huge life insurance policy some years ago and there are days where I think "this would be easier on everyone of..." Don't worry, I'm not offing myself. Just saying that the stuff around me sometimes makes me wonder.Anyway, want to trade places? I get your problems, job, and Pepper and you get my problems, job, and hot hormonal pregnant wife.

Might want to check your policy GB. Many of them don't pay in full in cases of suicide.Oh and please don't kill yourself

Yep, love you buddy.

No threat of that. I'm too proud to quit. Plus how is a frugal guy like me going to do it? Shove a Bullet in to my head with my bare hands?

Thousand paper cuts FTW

 

[Abraham]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

I pretty much feel that way everyday. I made the mistake (good decision?) of getting a huge life insurance policy some years ago and there are days where I think "this would be easier on everyone of..." Don't worry, I'm not offing myself. Just saying that the stuff around me sometimes makes me wonder.Anyway, want to trade places? I get your problems, job, and Pepper and you get my problems, job, and hot hormonal pregnant wife.

Might want to check your policy GB. Many of them don't pay in full in cases of suicide.Oh and please don't kill yourself

Yep, love you buddy.

No threat of that. I'm too proud to quit. Plus how is a frugal guy like me going to do it? Shove a Bullet in to my head with my bare hands?

Thousand paper cuts FTW

One at a time, gb.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I love you guys.



BTW, if anyone wants to live like an animal for a month, you can take over for me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal's buddy came over after school. At 6:10 I asked him if he needed to go home for dinner. He So I have him call home. Nobody answers. He leaves a message. At 7:15 I have him call again. He hangs up and says "my parents said they will come get me when it gets dark out".

Solid parenting there.

 

[charvik]

What do you call a woman that works 2.5 days a week and then makes plans to go out with her friends almost every Saturday?

<script type="text/javascript">mytagid = Math.floor( Math.random() * 100 );document.write("

My wife!
*** SPOILER ALERT! Click this link to display the potential spoiler text in this box. ***");document.close();</script>

Damn it! now we'll never know ifin we can't remember!

ETA: NM

About a six weeks ago...

Me: (Severely depressed wanting to dive down a well)

Mrs. SLB: Everything is going to be fine.

Me: Yeah, not so much. (Pounds some whiskey)

Mrs. SLB: You're great at what you do. You'll figure something out. You always figure something out.

Me: Not this time.

Mrs. SLB: Hey, I'll just go to work full time! I can help!

Me: Yeah.....Yeah, that would be great.

I think she has put a solid 20 hours in since then.

ANy pointers on how to get her to work that much, S...?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Btw, I'm drinking Miller Lites, listening to tunes, smoking like a chimney, and playing college football on the PS3.

Pretty good Friday all around.

 

[T Bell]

Cal's buddy came over after school. At 6:10 I asked him if he needed to go home for dinner. He So I have him call home. Nobody answers. He leaves a message. At 7:15 I have him call again. He hangs up and says "my parents said they will come get me when it gets dark out".

Solid parenting there.

You feeding him dinner? I'd load him up on ice cream just as revenge for the parents.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Cal's buddy came over after school. At 6:10 I asked him if he needed to go home for dinner. He So I have him call home. Nobody answers. He leaves a message. At 7:15 I have him call again. He hangs up and says "my parents said they will come get me when it gets dark out".

Solid parenting there.

You feeding him dinner? I'd load him up on ice cream just as revenge for the parents.

Red Bull and a puppy?

That's what I use.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal's buddy came over after school. At 6:10 I asked him if he needed to go home for dinner. He So I have him call home. Nobody answers. He leaves a message. At 7:15 I have him call again. He hangs up and says "my parents said they will come get me when it gets dark out".

Solid parenting there.

You feeding him dinner? I'd load him up on ice cream just as revenge for the parents.

Red Bull and a puppy?

That's what I use.

He's a good kid, couldn't do it to him. Plus I'm just pissed because the neighbor gal told me she just bought a bottle of whisky and invited me over. <_<

 

[krista4]

Magic football talk: my big-money league is drafting tonight (I know--they just always do it that way). PPR, otherwise standard scoring. No ####### QB flex. I just got pick 11 out of 12 in my conference. Whom might I target at 1.11 and 2.02?

ETA: It's a bunch of Denver homers so many of them will overreact to last night's results, too.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BTW, these pedo jokes just write themselves. Easiest comedy since Dice Clay's nursery rhymes.

Just dropped a 10 in the "sexy outfits" thread.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Magic football talk: my big-money league is drafting tonight (I know--they just always do it that way). PPR, otherwise standard scoring. No ####### QB flex. I just got pick 11 out of 12 in my conference. Whom might I target at 1.11 and 2.02?

ETA: It's a bunch of Denver homers so many of them will overreact to last night's results, too.

Forte Will Lead The Way

 

[krista4]

And...just as I typed that, someone took Manning at 1.01

 

[St. Louis Bob]

ANy pointers on how to get her to work that much, S...?

Sorry GB. I'm tapped out.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

And...just as I typed that, someone took Manning at 1.01

Seems fair.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dad just picked him up. "Hey Bob! How are you! Oh the Cardinals are winning 2-0?! Alright!"

I've never me this guy before.

He seemed kind of drunk though and lives close by. Possible love connection?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Magic football talk: my big-money league is drafting tonight (I know--they just always do it that way). PPR, otherwise standard scoring. No ####### QB flex. I just got pick 11 out of 12 in my conference. Whom might I target at 1.11 and 2.02?

ETA: It's a bunch of Denver homers so many of them will overreact to last night's results, too.

I'd target the best RB available at 1 (at that point Forte or someone who falls a bit) and the best WR at 2...probably Dex Bryant there.

You can probably do the same thing at the 3/4 turn but with the positions switched. QB and TE are deep enough to wait unless someone crazy-good drops to you there.

I'm gonna be chilling at home if you wanna text or call for some advice later. Still got my number?

 

[Abraham]

Magic football talk: my big-money league is drafting tonight (I know--they just always do it that way). PPR, otherwise standard scoring. No ####### QB flex. I just got pick 11 out of 12 in my conference. Whom might I target at 1.11 and 2.02?

ETA: It's a bunch of Denver homers so many of them will overreact to last night's results, too.

Forte Will Lead The Way

Forte and Reggie bush.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Magic football talk: my big-money league is drafting tonight (I know--they just always do it that way). PPR, otherwise standard scoring. No ####### QB flex. I just got pick 11 out of 12 in my conference. Whom might I target at 1.11 and 2.02?

ETA: It's a bunch of Denver homers so many of them will overreact to last night's results, too.

I'd target the best RB available at 1 (at that point Forte or someone who falls a bit) and the best WR at 2...probably Dex Bryant there.You can probably do the same thing at the 3/4 turn but with the positions switched. QB and TE are deep enough to wait unless someone crazy-good drops to you there.

I'm gonna be chilling at home if you wanna text or call for some advice later. Still got my number?

And since I don't even have your number at all, I'm guessing you don't have mine.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Magic football talk: my big-money league is drafting tonight (I know--they just always do it that way). PPR, otherwise standard scoring. No ####### QB flex. I just got pick 11 out of 12 in my conference. Whom might I target at 1.11 and 2.02?

ETA: It's a bunch of Denver homers so many of them will overreact to last night's results, too.

I'd target the best RB available at 1 (at that point Forte or someone who falls a bit) and the best WR at 2...probably Dex Bryant there.You can probably do the same thing at the 3/4 turn but with the positions switched. QB and TE are deep enough to wait unless someone crazy-good drops to you there.

I'm gonna be chilling at home if you wanna text or call for some advice later. Still got my number?

And since I don't even have your number at all, I'm guessing you don't have mine.

614.266.9585

I'm going to go do some good parenting and bring my boys to the neighbors...... to play with their friends of course.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Magic football talk: my big-money league is drafting tonight (I know--they just always do it that way). PPR, otherwise standard scoring. No ####### QB flex. I just got pick 11 out of 12 in my conference. Whom might I target at 1.11 and 2.02?

ETA: It's a bunch of Denver homers so many of them will overreact to last night's results, too.

Forte Will Lead The Way

Forte and Reggie bush.

Not a bad play, but some surprising RBs dropped to me in most of my drafts. I just think Dez is gonna freak out this year, plus there's the possibility of adding Romo at the 5/6 turn.

 

[bentley]

Magic football talk: my big-money league is drafting tonight (I know--they just always do it that way). PPR, otherwise standard scoring. No ####### QB flex. I just got pick 11 out of 12 in my conference. Whom might I target at 1.11 and 2.02?

ETA: It's a bunch of Denver homers so many of them will overreact to last night's results, too.

I'd target the best RB available at 1 (at that point Forte or someone who falls a bit) and the best WR at 2...probably Dex Bryant there.You can probably do the same thing at the 3/4 turn but with the positions switched. QB and TE are deep enough to wait unless someone crazy-good drops to you there.

I'm gonna be chilling at home if you wanna text or call for some advice later. Still got my number?

And since I don't even have your number at all, I'm guessing you don't have mine. 614.266.9585

Pics of my junk are en route.

 

[krista4]

Thanks, guys. Right now three drafters ahead of me and the following still available in addition to Forte: Richardson, Spiller, Charles, McCoy...others.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dad just picked him up. "Hey Bob! How are you! Oh the Cardinals are winning 2-0?! Alright!"

I've never me this guy before.

He seemed kind of drunk though and lives close by. Possible love connection?

Don't seem too eager!

 

[krista4]

Thanks, guys. Right now three drafters ahead of me and the following still available in addition to Forte: Richardson, Spiller, Charles, McCoy...others.

Only one WR off the board (Johnson).

 

[krista4]

Magic football talk: my big-money league is drafting tonight (I know--they just always do it that way). PPR, otherwise standard scoring. No ####### QB flex. I just got pick 11 out of 12 in my conference. Whom might I target at 1.11 and 2.02?

ETA: It's a bunch of Denver homers so many of them will overreact to last night's results, too.

I'd target the best RB available at 1 (at that point Forte or someone who falls a bit) and the best WR at 2...probably Dex Bryant there.You can probably do the same thing at the 3/4 turn but with the positions switched. QB and TE are deep enough to wait unless someone crazy-good drops to you there.

I'm gonna be chilling at home if you wanna text or call for some advice later. Still got my number?

And since I don't even have your number at all, I'm guessing you don't have mine.614.266.9585

Pics of my junk are en route.

847602...oh nevermind.

 

[T Bell]

Just came across this randomly when looking for something else.

 

[bentley]

Big fan of saucy Krista.

 

[krista4]

Because I know everyone's dying to know, I took Richardson and Forte.

I strongly considered Bryant per Homer's advice, but I don't like him and I don't like Tony Romo, so I had to go with the homer pick in Forte.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Thanks, guys. Right now three drafters ahead of me and the following still available in addition to Forte: Richardson, Spiller, Charles, McCoy...others.

OMG can I play in that league?

 

[krista4]

Big fan of saucy Krista.

8476028...

No!

 

[Ignoramus]

Thanks, guys. Right now three drafters ahead of me and the following still available in addition to Forte: Richardson, Spiller, Charles, McCoy...others.

Can't go wrong with any of those.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Because I know everyone's dying to know, I took Richardson and Forte.

I strongly considered Bryant per Homer's advice, but I don't like him and I don't like Tony Romo, so I had to go with the homer pick in Forte.

Yeah if I'd have known Richardson would be there I'd have changed tunes quickly.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Big Money Leeg? More like Big Moron Leeg amirite?

 

[krista4]

Thanks, guys. Right now three drafters ahead of me and the following still available in addition to Forte: Richardson, Spiller, Charles, McCoy...others.

OMG can I play in that league?

No ####. It's why I stay in this league every year despite its having some REALLY stupid rules like the total points calculation goes through the playoffs. The NFL playoffs. But I clean up every year in $$$ so I can't quit. Plus it's a live draft, which I love. I get completely blitzed during the draft every year.

 

[krista4]

We're at the end of the second round and, I'm not making this up, Bush, Johnson (RB), MJD still available.

 

[Ignoramus]

You said bush.

 

[Ignoramus]

And johnson.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And MJ

 

[krista4]

 

[T Bell]

And MJ

...mulva job?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And MJ

...mulva job?

Sure, whatever.

 

[bentley]

Big fan of saucy Krista.

8476028...

No!

Homer has my number if you need it. What could go wrong?

On another note, recent texts fro NO girl indicate that I need to stay moderately sober when we are in Charleston later this month lest bad decisions get made.

 

[krista4]

Jackson, Bowe, Brown, Cruz, etc? Who you like in the fourth round?