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T Bell said:
krista4 said:
Flights booked, vet paperwork underway (again), coming back to US Sept. 20 and 22. :thumbup:
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"Do you have anything to declare?"

"Yeah, don't move to Nicaragua."
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

It's been an experience. Part of the reason I wish to move back is that, many of things I love here are things I would learn to hate (or on the verge of hating already). I want those things to continue to be delightful and charming to me.

 
Stryker Jr's first birthday is tomorrow. 40 people (15 of which are <6 years old) are coming to our place. We have about 1200ft^2 on an 1/8 acre lot. It's supposed to be 87 degrees and humid with possible rain. I don't think the $300 I spent on booze tonight is going to be enough....for me

 
strykerpks said:
Stryker Jr's first birthday is tomorrow. 40 people (15 of which are <6 years old) are coming to our place. We have about 1200ft^2 on an 1/8 acre lot. It's supposed to be 87 degrees and humid with possible rain. I don't think the $300 I spent on booze tonight is going to be enough....for me
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So many numbers. MOP would not be pleased.

 
strykerpks said:
Stryker Jr's first birthday is tomorrow. 40 people (15 of which are <6 years old) are coming to our place. We have about 1200ft^2 on an 1/8 acre lot. It's supposed to be 87 degrees and humid with possible rain. I don't think the $300 I spent on booze tonight is going to be enough....for me
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:lmao: The extra "B" was a typo.

 
krista4 said:
strykerpks said:
Stryker Jr's first birthday is tomorrow. 40 people (15 of which are <6 years old) are coming to our place. We have about 1200ft^2 on an 1/8 acre lot. It's supposed to be 87 degrees and humid with possible rain. I don't think the $300 I spent on booze tonight is going to be enough....for me
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So many numbers. MOP would not be pleased.
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:lmao: :bag:

I'm high on cleaning fumes and booze. I didnt think it was too difficult to follow :shrug:

 
There are a lot of great things about the kids. A lot of them. Other than they suck most of the time. I was thinking about it though.... and the greatest feeling I ever feel is when I see one of the good traits that I passed on to your boys. Makes me feel good. Then you see the bad ones. For example Dylan, aka Shredder, I took this this morning coming down the stairs for school.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
There are a lot of great things about the kids. A lot of them. Other than they suck most of the time. I was thinking about it though.... and the greatest feeling I ever feel is when I see one of the good traits that I passed on to your boys. Makes me feel good. Then you see the bad ones. For example Dylan, aka Shredder, I took this this morning coming down the stairs for school.
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Is he booking or pimping at school?

Oh and get the kid some ankle socks.

 
strykerpks said:
St. Louis Bob said:
There are a lot of great things about the kids. A lot of them. Other than they suck most of the time. I was thinking about it though.... and the greatest feeling I ever feel is when I see one of the good traits that I passed on to your boys. Makes me feel good. Then you see the bad ones. For example Dylan, aka Shredder, I took this this morning coming down the stairs for school.
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Is he booking or pimping at school?

Oh and get the kid some ankle socks.
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You, me, we would think, man, that's stupid. But he's Dylan. The kid is so cool. There must have been some gene mutation. He does his own thing and the girls, hell some of the boys, fight over his time. But he doesn't care. He's too busy trying to jump his bike or scooter over something and he doesn't care who is watching. But everybody does.

Plus he does whatever I say. huh...I guess that explains the picture. Never mind.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
No TV no video games before school has stuck. So has "no TV Tuesday". Considering expanding my power.
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Granted I only had an Atari 2600 but I can't imagine getting up early enough to play Barnstorming or Megamania before school. Plus my parents would have whooped me. I guess those aren't like Elvis vs Skyrim or whatever

I'm probably going to be a bad parent and not get video games for my kids. Time will tell.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Also, unless I missed it earlier, Netflix now has There Will Be Blood. Watched it this afternoon. Good movie overall despite PTA's dooshiness. It was beautiful to look at, but mainly because Daniel Day-Lewis is simply amazing at what he does. I mean, a once in a generation kind of actor.
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You know what sucks about that movie? The story takes place right in my backyard yet they filmed it in Texas.
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Hey, Bakersfield got a mention in the same breath as Oildale. Chalk that up as a win, GB.

 
Whoever had the under on me visiting a strip club wins. I am a weak stupid man with no self control. :bag:

On the plus side I didn't make out with any whores and I only made one trip to the ATM so maybe I'm getting better at this whole degenerate lifestyle thing.

goodnight

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Let me try to explain.

I went to this kick you in the ### Catholic school after getting kicked out of the public. Well, things were worse there and I know I helped things along with my penchant for tomfoolery. No air conditioning anywhere and old books were the norm. A movie was supposed to be a real treat for us kids. However we were all #######s. There were 32 boys and 32 girls in my class. I believe 16 of us boys were suspended from school my 8th grade year. According to my linked account, one of my GB's that was suspended right beside me just became a step away from Attorney General for the State. We got a good education but damn did we make it fun. ####### horrible for the teachers, but fun.
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Went to all boys catholic high school. An absolute blast. NTTAWWT :excited:

 
mr. furley said:
AhrnCityPahnder said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Visited ATL twice during the last couple years on business. Great place. Lovely people.
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Good Posting Judge said:
Also Ahrn lives there.
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Sure, I'd love to come meet you for a beer. OH WAIT I CANT BECAUSE YOU NEVER MENTIONED IT BEFORE. :coffee:
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at least FDAS had the courtesy to mention it........ and send nut shots
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Protip: I wasn't the one who sent that picture, cheesetits.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
No TV no video games before school has stuck. So has "no TV Tuesday". Considering expanding my power.
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No TV before school is interesting.

Video Game Rule = 1 hour a day. He has his hour. He decides when he gets to use it and what he wants to play. Knowing this gives a sense of fairness to it, to the point that he won't play more than an hour if I forget he already played, i.e. he tells me if his mother let him play earlier in the day.

What do Shredder and Cal do in the morning with no cartoons? Really considering this...

 
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YSR said:
T Bell said:
Tecumseh said:
Started The Wires a couple of days ago. Just watched Season 1, Ep 10. #### just got real.
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:yes:

The fun starts when Omar starts getting involved for reals, but by S1E10 it's on. :football:
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Yeah... so you, uh, finished with Wires now?
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Yes. Girlfriend got so into it after first griping about how I had forced her to watch it that she's watched parts of it three times.

I'll send it back. Please PM me your address.

 
T Bell said:
YSR said:
T Bell said:
Tecumseh said:
Started The Wires a couple of days ago. Just watched Season 1, Ep 10. #### just got real.
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:yes:

The fun starts when Omar starts getting involved for reals, but by S1E10 it's on. :football:
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Yeah... so you, uh, finished with Wires now?
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Yes. Girlfriend got so into it after first griping about how I had forced her to watch it that she's watched parts of it three times.

I'll send it back. Please PM me your address.
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I'd be happy to have you pay it forward if someone else here would like to watch it. I feel like Guster and Thorn come to mind from when I originally offered.

 
YSR said:
T Bell said:
YSR said:
T Bell said:
Tecumseh said:
Started The Wires a couple of days ago. Just watched Season 1, Ep 10. #### just got real.
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:yes:

The fun starts when Omar starts getting involved for reals, but by S1E10 it's on. :football:
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Yeah... so you, uh, finished with Wires now?
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Yes. Girlfriend got so into it after first griping about how I had forced her to watch it that she's watched parts of it three times.

I'll send it back. Please PM me your address.
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I'd be happy to have you pay it forward if someone else here would like to watch it. I feel like Guster and Thorn come to mind from when I originally offered.
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No problem.

Someone needs to speak up, and of course send me the obligatory hooker in exchange.

 
Bentley, we'll miss you by a couple of days. :kicksrock: Enjoy your time there!

BTW, we had a random conversation about flag football this morning and I asked Romo if he had ever seen the GM picture. He hadn't, so I showed him and I swear I thought he was going to stroke out. :lmao:

 
strykerpks said:
St. Louis Bob said:
No TV no video games before school has stuck. So has "no TV Tuesday". Considering expanding my power.
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Granted I only had an Atari 2600 but I can't imagine getting up early enough to play Barnstorming or Megamania before school. Plus my parents would have whooped me. I guess those aren't like Elvis vs Skyrim or whatever

I'm probably going to be a bad parent and not get video games for my kids. Time will tell.
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This was my plan going in. Didn't work out so well.

 
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