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Abraham said:
UOFI_316 said:
Guster said:
Oh and put me down for not liking the name Hattie, but it's light years better than some of the others you were considering.

I always play the rhyme game with names to see the cruelest things kids can come up with... Hope your kid is skinny
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Shouldn't be an issue, she is going to be feed one spoonful at a time.
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Yeah, but at least she will understand verb tenses.
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I was just giving you an extra E, wouldn't want you to run out of letters to use in your next post.

 
Abraham said:
"Good said:
Abraham said:
Plus the potential for teasing by her classmates and father is off the charts.
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Well that's always something you want for your child.

ETA: Is the middle name really John?
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Yes. Let me have it. (It's five generations in my family including mine. We aren't haven't any more kids and I have will have only daughters.)
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There's a Johnny Cash song running through my head.

"My name is John!

What were you on?

Now you gonna die!!!1!!1!"

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
If and when we have a second kid, my son suggested we name him or her Thomas Tank Monster Computer Wegner.
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MOP's "Did we start forgetting 9/11?" thread.

BobbyLayne's posts in there are really amazing, btw. Read it for those, not the iFights.
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Struggling to get through the first page of "here's what I was doing on 9/11" stuff.
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I avoided that thread for that reason. I'm with Krista - I don't understand the tendency of people to say what they were doing when special event X happened (although I will tell you I was drinking a Margarita wine cooler when I heard Kurt Cobain was dead). It seems that people forget a very simple truth about 9/11: We were all doing something when we heard/saw what was going on. I've yet to see someone say, "you know, I got so drunk on Monday 9/10/01 that I slept for three days and have no recollection of anything about 9/11. I wasn't doing #### that day."

 
Last night I fell asleep quite quickly but it was typical I'm kind of sleeping, I'm kind of not. Mrs. SLB puts her arm around me and I say "oh you scared me, I thought you were my wife for a minute". I said it, no doubt about it. I remember saying it but zero idea why. She then says last week I said something about cheating on her in my sleep.

So now she thinks I have a girlfriend or something. The fact that I'm completely, totally and unequivocally miserable right now with life should be hint enough that I'm not having an affair.

FML

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
T Bell said:
flysack said:
ATTENTION GPJ: "Better Call Saul" going to happen.

Prequel featuring your favorite legal council.
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If that's anything other than a sitcom it's going to bomb.
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taking bets on this
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I'm not sure what to think. There is a really ripe story to tell: keep in mind that Saul knows some shady people and had some dealings with Gus as he built his empire and, IIRC, Mike was as much Saul's guy as he was Gus's. On the other hand, if it's set too close in time to the beginning of BB then I wonder if people will view it as a BB prequel, which might detract from bothj shows.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Last night I fell asleep quite quickly but it was typical I'm kind of sleeping, I'm kind of not. Mrs. SLB puts her arm around me and I say "oh you scared me, I thought you were my wife for a minute". I said it, no doubt about it. I remember saying it but zero idea why. She then says last week I said something about cheating on her in my sleep.

So now she thinks I have a girlfriend or something. The fact that I'm completely, totally and unequivocally miserable right now with life should be hint enough that I'm not having an affair.

FML
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When my wife looked at my bank account for the time around my last meltdown (Easter Sunday til the following Wednesday) she was convinced I was having an affair with my sales rep. Why? She didn't think it was possible for one person to generate such a large bar tab on their own for four straight nights. When I managed to convince her that, no, I was not having an affair she seemed to be so happy that the fact that I'd spent a bunch of money while drinking by myself at a dive bar never came up again.

 
Abraham said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Last night I fell asleep quite quickly but it was typical I'm kind of sleeping, I'm kind of not. Mrs. SLB puts her arm around me and I say "oh you scared me, I thought you were my wife for a minute". I said it, no doubt about it. I remember saying it but zero idea why. She then says last week I said something about cheating on her in my sleep.

So now she thinks I have a girlfriend or something. The fact that I'm completely, totally and unequivocally miserable right now with life should be hint enough that I'm not having an affair.

FML
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When my wife looked at my bank account for the time around my last meltdown (Easter Sunday til the following Wednesday) she was convinced I was having an affair with my sales rep. Why? She didn't think it was possible for one person to generate such a large bar tab on their own for four straight nights. When I managed to convince her that, no, I was not having an affair she seemed to be so happy that the fact that I'd spent a bunch of money while drinking by myself at a dive bar never came up again.
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:lmao: and my wife hasn't looked at our bank account in years.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Last night I fell asleep quite quickly but it was typical I'm kind of sleeping, I'm kind of not. Mrs. SLB puts her arm around me and I say "oh you scared me, I thought you were my wife for a minute". I said it, no doubt about it. I remember saying it but zero idea why. She then says last week I said something about cheating on her in my sleep.

So now she thinks I have a girlfriend or something. The fact that I'm completely, totally and unequivocally miserable right now with life should be hint enough that I'm not having an affair.

FML
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Huh?

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Last night I fell asleep quite quickly but it was typical I'm kind of sleeping, I'm kind of not. Mrs. SLB puts her arm around me and I say "oh you scared me, I thought you were my wife for a minute". I said it, no doubt about it. I remember saying it but zero idea why. She then says last week I said something about cheating on her in my sleep.

So now she thinks I have a girlfriend or something. The fact that I'm completely, totally and unequivocally miserable right now with life should be hint enough that I'm not having an affair.

FML
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Huh?
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I've been talking in my sleep (I'm thinking this happens when you don't sleep worth a ####) about cheating on my wife. Mrs. SLB has heard me. She thinks I'm having an affair.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Last night I fell asleep quite quickly but it was typical I'm kind of sleeping, I'm kind of not. Mrs. SLB puts her arm around me and I say "oh you scared me, I thought you were my wife for a minute". I said it, no doubt about it. I remember saying it but zero idea why. She then says last week I said something about cheating on her in my sleep.

So now she thinks I have a girlfriend or something. The fact that I'm completely, totally and unequivocally miserable right now with life should be hint enough that I'm not having an affair.

FML
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Huh?
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I've been talking in my sleep (I'm thinking this happens when you don't sleep worth a ####) about cheating on my wife. Mrs. SLB has heard me. She thinks I'm having an affair.
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Oof.

 
Had my follow up with the doctor after the shaft-wart removal a couple weeks ago. All is good. He felt the need to remind me about the "dangers" of random sexual encounters. Which made me wonder what or who was the cause of my affliction. I had been seeing my buddy's sister for a few months but she doesn't seem like the type that would've passed this on to me. I hadn't slept with the 22 year old in almost a year, and I don't think it would be her. There was a girl around Xmas time who was home visiting her family and we hooked up but I don't think it could be her. The only other option is the non-skinny midget-ish co-worker that had drunk sex with me on MLK day, but I'm not sure she would've passed it to me. I sat there in deep thought as the Doc was blabbering on about being "careful" and then it hit me and I yelled out "HOLY ####". I suddenly remembered a really drunken stupid night and vaguely remembered posting about it here:

The_Man said:
'Gadzooks said:
Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.
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No need. That will probably happen on its own.
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I should've known I'd never be able to forget her.

 
Gadzooks said:
Had my follow up with the doctor after the shaft-wart removal a couple weeks ago. All is good. He felt the need to remind me about the "dangers" of random sexual encounters. Which made me wonder what or who was the cause of my affliction. I had been seeing my buddy's sister for a few months but she doesn't seem like the type that would've passed this on to me. I hadn't slept with the 22 year old in almost a year, and I don't think it would be her. There was a girl around Xmas time who was home visiting her family and we hooked up but I don't think it could be her. The only other option is the non-skinny midget-ish co-worker that had drunk sex with me on MLK day, but I'm not sure she would've passed it to me. I sat there in deep thought as the Doc was blabbering on about being "careful" and then it hit me and I yelled out "HOLY ####". I suddenly remembered a really drunken stupid night and vaguely remembered posting about it here:

The_Man said:
'Gadzooks said:
Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.
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No need. That will probably happen on its own.
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I should've known I'd never be able to forget her.
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Wouldn't it be funny if it was your friends sister and not the stripper?

 
Gadzooks said:
Had my follow up with the doctor after the shaft-wart removal a couple weeks ago. All is good. He felt the need to remind me about the "dangers" of random sexual encounters. Which made me wonder what or who was the cause of my affliction. I had been seeing my buddy's sister for a few months but she doesn't seem like the type that would've passed this on to me. I hadn't slept with the 22 year old in almost a year, and I don't think it would be her. There was a girl around Xmas time who was home visiting her family and we hooked up but I don't think it could be her. The only other option is the non-skinny midget-ish co-worker that had drunk sex with me on MLK day, but I'm not sure she would've passed it to me. I sat there in deep thought as the Doc was blabbering on about being "careful" and then it hit me and I yelled out "HOLY ####". I suddenly remembered a really drunken stupid night and vaguely remembered posting about it here:
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You're doctor is a queer.

 
Good Posting Judge said:
Homer J Simpson said:
"Good said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
If and when we have a second kid, my son suggested we name him or her Thomas Tank Monster Computer Wegner.
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MOP's "Did we start forgetting 9/11?" thread.

BobbyLayne's posts in there are really amazing, btw. Read it for those, not the iFights.
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Going scorched earth, eh?
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Not on purpose. That #### is just ####### exasperating.
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Pruned I guess.

 
<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Homer J Simpson" data-cid="15926314" data-time="1379002228"><p><p>Fuck 'em in tge butt if they can't take a joke.

 
on the new board, once posts get deleted, they are gone for good. so I can't even read them now. not sure if anything in there was good.

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Pruned I guess.
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lots of dummies in there don't understand that I'm going to clean that stuff up once I see it. not sure why everybody had to quote truck's post and make the job more difficult.
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Understood. I'm not complaining. I was just curious about the posted PM. Those are always entertaining.
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it was just MOP being fascinated with Truck's ability to slip the F word past the filter and also asking Tim how to do it.

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Pruned I guess.
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lots of dummies in there don't understand that I'm going to clean that stuff up once I see it. not sure why everybody had to quote truck's post and make the job more difficult.
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Understood. I'm not complaining. I was just curious about the posted PM. Those are always entertaining.
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I missed the posted PM as well :kicksrock: MOP and Timmay are always off the rails and fun to watch.

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Pruned I guess.
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lots of dummies in there don't understand that I'm going to clean that stuff up once I see it. not sure why everybody had to quote truck's post and make the job more difficult.
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Understood. I'm not complaining. I was just curious about the posted PM. Those are always entertaining.
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it was just MOP being fascinated with Truck's ability to slip the F word past the filter and also asking Tim how to do it.
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FBG Gold Account ftw.

 
I kinda like Hattie, Abe. It's different but traditional, too.

Sitting on my ### at home waiting on the HVAC guy to show up for the "SIX MONTH CHECK UP" on my furnace/AC. They gave me a 4 hour window when I scheduled it. I told them I worked LITERALLY 2 minutes away, so they could call me when they pulled up and I'd be there before they got their tools out of the truck. No dice.

So, screw going back to the office. I'm drinking beer, listening to mariachi, and reading Philip Meyer's "The Son".

 
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