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One gentleman's club appearance w/ wife in Boston along with several other couples. The level of talent there was, uh, lacking.
I picture that hideous girl from SNL who did that "NOMAH" sketch with Fallon working there. Yuck. A bunch of dirty Irish prostitutes with horrendous skin.
They were mostly African-American or Spanished. :unsure:
Sounds awesome
I think we align pretty closely on matters like this, and I can assure you that it was decidedly un-awesome.

 
I've used this picture just about every year when I discuss the Las Cow paintings.

I just noticed today that the human figure has a gigantic boner.

For realsies. It's not a spear or a smudge. Somebody painted him with a jumbo crank on purpose.

Oops ______
Birdman is about to pound the buffalo. Must be symbolism for one of the first marriages.
:lmao:

Actually the buffalo has been gutted. Notice the loops of guts hanging out.
It was hard to notice anything but the raging hard on.

 
I've used this picture just about every year when I discuss the Las Cow paintings.

I just noticed today that the human figure has a gigantic boner.

For realsies. It's not a spear or a smudge. Somebody painted him with a jumbo crank on purpose.

Oops ______
Birdman is about to pound the buffalo. Must be symbolism for one of the first marriages.
:lmao:

Actually the buffalo has been gutted. Notice the loops of guts hanging out.
It was hard to notice anything but the raging hard on.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

 
IB

Is this a recent phenomona? The last couple of days I've been coughing now and again for no apparent reason. This morning I took an allergy pill and no problems.
If, by recent, you mean since I was 13, then yes
Yeah, that's what I meant.

I've used this picture just about every year when I discuss the Las Cow paintings.

I just noticed today that the human figure has a gigantic boner.

For realsies. It's not a spear or a smudge. Somebody painted him with a jumbo crank on purpose.

Oops ______
Birdman is about to pound the buffalo. Must be symbolism for one of the first marriages.
:lmao:

Actually the buffalo has been gutted. Notice the loops of guts hanging out.
It was hard to notice anything but the raging hard on.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
My link

 
"Good said:
krista4 said:
On the bright side, I really can't imagine a stripper being named Hattie.
Pretty sure they all use fake names.
When I went to the strip club with Uni, Shuke and Thorn the girl that was paying attention to me told me her name was Jasmine. I told her I wanted to know her real name not her stage name. Long story short, she went and got her ID and proved to me that it was her real name. Sometimes it's just their Destiney

 
"Good said:
krista4 said:
On the bright side, I really can't imagine a stripper being named Hattie.
Pretty sure they all use fake names.
When I went to the strip club with Uni, Shuke and Thorn the girl that was paying attention to me told me her name was Jasmine. I told her I wanted to know her real name not her stage name. Long story short, she went and got her ID and proved to me that it was her real name. Sometimes it's just their Destiney
:lmao:

 
"Good said:
krista4 said:
On the bright side, I really can't imagine a stripper being named Hattie.
Pretty sure they all use fake names.
When I went to the strip club with Uni, Shuke and Thorn the girl that was paying attention to me told me her name was Jasmine. I told her I wanted to know her real name not her stage name. Long story short, she went and got her ID and proved to me that it was her real name. Sometimes it's just their Destiney
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:

:homer:

 
24 hours til Riot Fest

:excited:
Are you going? That's awesome. Not really my typical genre but some really awesome bands playing.Is it in the same place they hold Lolla at?
Yes. It's like 3 blocks from my place. Have 4 friends coming in from out of town staying with me to go. Not loving Fall Out Boy and Blink 182 as headliners but can't wait for the Replacements.

Not too close to Grant Park. More of a residential area.

 
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krista4 said:
24 hours til Riot Fest

:excited:
Are you going? That's awesome. Not really my typical genre but some really awesome bands playing.Is it in the same place they hold Lolla at?
Yes. It's like 3 blocks from my place. Have 4 friends coming in from out of town staying with me to go. Not loving Fall Out Boy and Blink 182 as headliners but can't wait for the Replacements.
Isn't Riot Fest in Humboldt Park?
Yes. My Yes was in response to his first question.

I'm west of Western so Humbolt Park is very close.

 
krista4 said:
24 hours til Riot Fest

:excited:
Are you going? That's awesome. Not really my typical genre but some really awesome bands playing.Is it in the same place they hold Lolla at?
Yes. It's like 3 blocks from my place. Have 4 friends coming in from out of town staying with me to go.Not loving Fall Out Boy and Blink 182 as headliners but can't wait for the Replacements.
Isn't Riot Fest in Humboldt Park?
Yes.My Yes was in response to his first question.

I'm west of Western so Humbolt Park is very close.
Yeah, I figured it out after you edited. :doh:

I didn't know you lived there (pretty close to my old hood). Weren't you elsewhere when I met you?

 
Now I kind of want to go to a strip club. I feel like I've missed out.
And I want to be there. I hear Hattie's dad knows a place....
I think he just likes to go there alone, though.
:mellow: honestly, if I go I like to go alone and be left alone. I don't pay for dances and I don't want any company. I like to to for the privacy as weird as that sounds. That said, I've been like twice in the last year and three times in the last decade.

 
Now I kind of want to go to a strip club. I feel like I've missed out.
I've been to a handful. I'm never on a soapbox about it, but it's just kind of boring to me after a while. Although, I went to one in Memphis (Tiffany's, maybe? This was 15 years ago) and saw this one dancer do things on the pole that made me :jawdrop: .

'

 
Met a nice girl from a steakhouse/jiggly pub recently. She was friendly.
I've dated three. Two were short term, one for about a year. All three were normal girls. Two were paying their way through school and drank some bit didnt do drugs. The third was a CPA who made plenty of money but loved the attention. There is a lot of crazy in the nudie bars, but it's not 100%

 
Now I kind of want to go to a strip club. I feel like I've missed out.
I've been to a handful. I'm never on a soapbox about it, but it's just kind of boring to me after a while. Although, I went to one in Memphis (Tiffany's, maybe? This was 15 years ago) and saw this one dancer do things on the pole that made me :jawdrop: .

'
Though I haven't been to a strip club, the Memphis Grizzlies dance team made me feel like I have. They were a bit...grittier than the Chicago Luvabulls.

 
Now I kind of want to go to a strip club. I feel like I've missed out.
Team meeting. Me. You. Charv.

Vegas.
This is an idea I could get behind.

Met a nice girl from a steakhouse/jiggly pub recently. She was friendly.
Nice prepositional emphasis.
I didn't want people to think I was inside said establishment. :angel:
I know; well done.

 
Now I kind of want to go to a strip club. I feel like I've missed out.
Team meeting. Me. You. Charv.Vegas.
This is an idea I could get behind.

Met a nice girl from a steakhouse/jiggly pub recently. She was friendly.
Nice prepositional emphasis.
I didn't want people to think I was inside said establishment. :angel:
I know; well done.
Med-rare. I mean...

 
Now I kind of want to go to a strip club. I feel like I've missed out.
Team meeting. Me. You. Charv.Vegas.
This is an idea I could get behind.

Met a nice girl from a steakhouse/jiggly pub recently. She was friendly.
Nice prepositional emphasis.
I didn't want people to think I was inside said establishment. :angel:
I know; well done.
Med-rare. I mean...
You got the steak to go.

 
Now I kind of want to go to a strip club. I feel like I've missed out.
Team meeting. Me. You. Charv.Vegas.
This is an idea I could get behind.

Met a nice girl from a steakhouse/jiggly pub recently. She was friendly.
Nice prepositional emphasis.
I didn't want people to think I was inside said establishment. :angel:
I know; well done.
Med-rare. I mean...
You got the steak to go.
Steak?

 

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