GM's thread about nothing (8 Viewers)

[Idiot Boxer]

We need charv because I hear they only take Canadian money

 

[Good Posting Judge]

There's a well-known one in SF where you can get mouth-hugs.

Mitchell Bros?

Maybe there too.

I've heard Teh Crazy Horse.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

FYI, next hole charv is at, I'm at. This is nonnegotiable.

 

[DocGonzo]

Man, it sure doesn't take long to get 30+ pages behind in this thread...

Hey SLB:

Sounds like you're having a tough time lately so I'd like to buy you a beer. My girlfriend and I are going to be in St. Louis from 9/19 - 9/23 visiting my best friend and his wife. I'm not sure exactly where they live anymore, but I don't think it's too far from whatever the big hospital is downtown as that's where his wife works. Also, I'm sure over the course of the weekend we'll be all over the place.

GM can vouch that we're mostly respectable people. He definitely did not end up in a 55-gallon drum when we met for drinks out in Portland. I promise we won't poison and skin you. This meetup would probably be a little easier, too, considering my girlfriend's entire family won't be with us this time.

Anyway, if you'd like to grab a beer with us at some point your first one is on me. Looking forward to getting back to your fine city. I visited once when my buddy first moved there and we had a blast. I fuzzily remember spending a month in a vodka bar called, I think, Sub Zero, one night.

Yup, great dude, awesome lady friend. Totally out-kicked his coverage.

Right. This is the perfect time for SLB to be entertaining "unknown" women.

Yes, this would be ungood. I reall appreciate the offer GB but I doubt it. I'm going to the Rams game on the 19th, my son has an appointment with a shrink the 20th at 5:30 and the 21st is Mrs. SLB's birthday.

But, you never know. It all depends on what she would like to do on her birthday. Going out to dinner downtown isn't totally out of the question. Give me a couple of days to make her hate me and not care if I'm cheating.

She'd probably get one look at us Michigan guys and realize you're the best thing that's ever happened to her. No worries man, just figured we'd throw it out there as long as we were gonna be in town, and of course Mrs. SLB would be invited too.

 

[Guster]

FYI, next hole charv is at, I'm at. This is nonnegotiable.

NTTAWWT

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

FYI, next hole charv is at, I'm at. This is nonnegotiable.

NTTAWWT

Jelly?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

24 hours til Riot Fest

Envy

 

[T Bell]

When you swim and you feel a big shock from an eel, that's a moray.

What?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

WTF?

 

[charvik]

FYI, next hole charv is at, I'm at. This is nonnegotiable.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now I kind of want to go to a strip club. I feel like I've missed out.

I've been to a handful. I'm never on a soapbox about it, but it's just kind of boring to me after a while. Although, I went to one in Memphis (Tiffany's, maybe? This was 15 years ago) and saw this one dancer do things on the pole that made me .

'

She turned down money?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, it sure doesn't take long to get 30+ pages behind in this thread...

Hey SLB:

Sounds like you're having a tough time lately so I'd like to buy you a beer. My girlfriend and I are going to be in St. Louis from 9/19 - 9/23 visiting my best friend and his wife. I'm not sure exactly where they live anymore, but I don't think it's too far from whatever the big hospital is downtown as that's where his wife works. Also, I'm sure over the course of the weekend we'll be all over the place.

GM can vouch that we're mostly respectable people. He definitely did not end up in a 55-gallon drum when we met for drinks out in Portland. I promise we won't poison and skin you. This meetup would probably be a little easier, too, considering my girlfriend's entire family won't be with us this time.

Anyway, if you'd like to grab a beer with us at some point your first one is on me. Looking forward to getting back to your fine city. I visited once when my buddy first moved there and we had a blast. I fuzzily remember spending a month in a vodka bar called, I think, Sub Zero, one night.

Yup, great dude, awesome lady friend. Totally out-kicked his coverage.

Right. This is the perfect time for SLB to be entertaining "unknown" women.

Yes, this would be ungood. I reall appreciate the offer GB but I doubt it. I'm going to the Rams game on the 19th, my son has an appointment with a shrink the 20th at 5:30 and the 21st is Mrs. SLB's birthday.

But, you never know. It all depends on what she would like to do on her birthday. Going out to dinner downtown isn't totally out of the question. Give me a couple of days to make her hate me and not care if I'm cheating.

She'd probably get one look at us Michigan guys and realize you're the best thing that's ever happened to her. No worries man, just figured we'd throw it out there as long as we were gonna be in town, and of course Mrs. SLB would be invited too.

You never know, give me a few days. I just got home and she was in bed. Turns out when she put her arm around me I said "that's what my wife always does". She was crying. It makes it so much easier since I'm not cheating on her. Of course she knows me and stuff....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Don't you like cinnamon rolls? Good stuff. Cinnamon rolls.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Man, it sure doesn't take long to get 30+ pages behind in this thread...

Hey SLB:

Sounds like you're having a tough time lately so I'd like to buy you a beer. My girlfriend and I are going to be in St. Louis from 9/19 - 9/23 visiting my best friend and his wife. I'm not sure exactly where they live anymore, but I don't think it's too far from whatever the big hospital is downtown as that's where his wife works. Also, I'm sure over the course of the weekend we'll be all over the place.

GM can vouch that we're mostly respectable people. He definitely did not end up in a 55-gallon drum when we met for drinks out in Portland. I promise we won't poison and skin you. This meetup would probably be a little easier, too, considering my girlfriend's entire family won't be with us this time.

Anyway, if you'd like to grab a beer with us at some point your first one is on me. Looking forward to getting back to your fine city. I visited once when my buddy first moved there and we had a blast. I fuzzily remember spending a month in a vodka bar called, I think, Sub Zero, one night.

Yup, great dude, awesome lady friend. Totally out-kicked his coverage.

Right. This is the perfect time for SLB to be entertaining "unknown" women.

Yes, this would be ungood. I reall appreciate the offer GB but I doubt it. I'm going to the Rams game on the 19th, my son has an appointment with a shrink the 20th at 5:30 and the 21st is Mrs. SLB's birthday.

But, you never know. It all depends on what she would like to do on her birthday. Going out to dinner downtown isn't totally out of the question. Give me a couple of days to make her hate me and not care if I'm cheating.

She'd probably get one look at us Michigan guys and realize you're the best thing that's ever happened to her. No worries man, just figured we'd throw it out there as long as we were gonna be in town, and of course Mrs. SLB would be invited too.

You never know, give me a few days. I just got home and she was in bed. Turns out when she put her arm around me I said "that's what my wife always does". She was crying. It makes it so much easier since I'm not cheating on her. Of course she knows me and stuff....

That's friggin weird, dude.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, it sure doesn't take long to get 30+ pages behind in this thread...

Hey SLB:

Sounds like you're having a tough time lately so I'd like to buy you a beer. My girlfriend and I are going to be in St. Louis from 9/19 - 9/23 visiting my best friend and his wife. I'm not sure exactly where they live anymore, but I don't think it's too far from whatever the big hospital is downtown as that's where his wife works. Also, I'm sure over the course of the weekend we'll be all over the place.

GM can vouch that we're mostly respectable people. He definitely did not end up in a 55-gallon drum when we met for drinks out in Portland. I promise we won't poison and skin you. This meetup would probably be a little easier, too, considering my girlfriend's entire family won't be with us this time.

Anyway, if you'd like to grab a beer with us at some point your first one is on me. Looking forward to getting back to your fine city. I visited once when my buddy first moved there and we had a blast. I fuzzily remember spending a month in a vodka bar called, I think, Sub Zero, one night.

Yup, great dude, awesome lady friend. Totally out-kicked his coverage.

Right. This is the perfect time for SLB to be entertaining "unknown" women.

Yes, this would be ungood. I reall appreciate the offer GB but I doubt it. I'm going to the Rams game on the 19th, my son has an appointment with a shrink the 20th at 5:30 and the 21st is Mrs. SLB's birthday.

But, you never know. It all depends on what she would like to do on her birthday. Going out to dinner downtown isn't totally out of the question. Give me a couple of days to make her hate me and not care if I'm cheating.

She'd probably get one look at us Michigan guys and realize you're the best thing that's ever happened to her. No worries man, just figured we'd throw it out there as long as we were gonna be in town, and of course Mrs. SLB would be invited too.

You never know, give me a few days. I just got home and she was in bed. Turns out when she put her arm around me I said "that's what my wife always does". She was crying. It makes it so much easier since I'm not cheating on her. Of course she knows me and stuff....

That's friggin weird, dude.

That I'm not cheating on her?

 

[Abraham]

There are days that I wish I had kept my job changing oil and never gone to college.

 

[Gadzooks]

My pants just got tight. Really really tight.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Man, it sure doesn't take long to get 30+ pages behind in this thread...

Hey SLB:

Sounds like you're having a tough time lately so I'd like to buy you a beer. My girlfriend and I are going to be in St. Louis from 9/19 - 9/23 visiting my best friend and his wife. I'm not sure exactly where they live anymore, but I don't think it's too far from whatever the big hospital is downtown as that's where his wife works. Also, I'm sure over the course of the weekend we'll be all over the place.

GM can vouch that we're mostly respectable people. He definitely did not end up in a 55-gallon drum when we met for drinks out in Portland. I promise we won't poison and skin you. This meetup would probably be a little easier, too, considering my girlfriend's entire family won't be with us this time.

Anyway, if you'd like to grab a beer with us at some point your first one is on me. Looking forward to getting back to your fine city. I visited once when my buddy first moved there and we had a blast. I fuzzily remember spending a month in a vodka bar called, I think, Sub Zero, one night.

Yup, great dude, awesome lady friend. Totally out-kicked his coverage.

Right. This is the perfect time for SLB to be entertaining "unknown" women.

Yes, this would be ungood. I reall appreciate the offer GB but I doubt it. I'm going to the Rams game on the 19th, my son has an appointment with a shrink the 20th at 5:30 and the 21st is Mrs. SLB's birthday.

But, you never know. It all depends on what she would like to do on her birthday. Going out to dinner downtown isn't totally out of the question. Give me a couple of days to make her hate me and not care if I'm cheating.

She'd probably get one look at us Michigan guys and realize you're the best thing that's ever happened to her. No worries man, just figured we'd throw it out there as long as we were gonna be in town, and of course Mrs. SLB would be invited too.

You never know, give me a few days. I just got home and she was in bed. Turns out when she put her arm around me I said "that's what my wife always does". She was crying. It makes it so much easier since I'm not cheating on her. Of course she knows me and stuff....

That's friggin weird, dude.

That I'm not cheating on her?

Everything about this situation.

 

[Abraham]

My pants just got tight. Really really tight.

Rapid Wart infestation?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My pants just got tight. Really really tight.

Looking at pics of me on Facebook again?

 

[shuke]

How about these soaking wet cheerleaders?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, it sure doesn't take long to get 30+ pages behind in this thread...

Hey SLB:

Sounds like you're having a tough time lately so I'd like to buy you a beer. My girlfriend and I are going to be in St. Louis from 9/19 - 9/23 visiting my best friend and his wife. I'm not sure exactly where they live anymore, but I don't think it's too far from whatever the big hospital is downtown as that's where his wife works. Also, I'm sure over the course of the weekend we'll be all over the place.

GM can vouch that we're mostly respectable people. He definitely did not end up in a 55-gallon drum when we met for drinks out in Portland. I promise we won't poison and skin you. This meetup would probably be a little easier, too, considering my girlfriend's entire family won't be with us this time.

Anyway, if you'd like to grab a beer with us at some point your first one is on me. Looking forward to getting back to your fine city. I visited once when my buddy first moved there and we had a blast. I fuzzily remember spending a month in a vodka bar called, I think, Sub Zero, one night.

Yup, great dude, awesome lady friend. Totally out-kicked his coverage.

Right. This is the perfect time for SLB to be entertaining "unknown" women.

Yes, this would be ungood. I reall appreciate the offer GB but I doubt it. I'm going to the Rams game on the 19th, my son has an appointment with a shrink the 20th at 5:30 and the 21st is Mrs. SLB's birthday.

But, you never know. It all depends on what she would like to do on her birthday. Going out to dinner downtown isn't totally out of the question. Give me a couple of days to make her hate me and not care if I'm cheating.

She'd probably get one look at us Michigan guys and realize you're the best thing that's ever happened to her. No worries man, just figured we'd throw it out there as long as we were gonna be in town, and of course Mrs. SLB would be invited too.

You never know, give me a few days. I just got home and she was in bed. Turns out when she put her arm around me I said "that's what my wife always does". She was crying. It makes it so much easier since I'm not cheating on her. Of course she knows me and stuff....

That's friggin weird, dude.

That I'm not cheating on her?

Everything about this situation.

Seems pretty normal to me.

 

[T Bell]

Don't you like cinnamon rolls? Good stuff. Cinnamon rolls.

I wanna dine on a cinnamon roll

I could be happy the rest of my life

With a cinnamon roll

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Don't you like cinnamon rolls? Good stuff. Cinnamon rolls.

I wanna dine on a cinnamon roll

I could be happy the rest of my life

With a cinnamon roll

With my cinnamon rolllll

 

[T Bell]

Man, it sure doesn't take long to get 30+ pages behind in this thread...

Hey SLB:

Sounds like you're having a tough time lately so I'd like to buy you a beer. My girlfriend and I are going to be in St. Louis from 9/19 - 9/23 visiting my best friend and his wife. I'm not sure exactly where they live anymore, but I don't think it's too far from whatever the big hospital is downtown as that's where his wife works. Also, I'm sure over the course of the weekend we'll be all over the place.

GM can vouch that we're mostly respectable people. He definitely did not end up in a 55-gallon drum when we met for drinks out in Portland. I promise we won't poison and skin you. This meetup would probably be a little easier, too, considering my girlfriend's entire family won't be with us this time.

Anyway, if you'd like to grab a beer with us at some point your first one is on me. Looking forward to getting back to your fine city. I visited once when my buddy first moved there and we had a blast. I fuzzily remember spending a month in a vodka bar called, I think, Sub Zero, one night.

Yup, great dude, awesome lady friend. Totally out-kicked his coverage.

Right. This is the perfect time for SLB to be entertaining "unknown" women.

Yes, this would be ungood. I reall appreciate the offer GB but I doubt it. I'm going to the Rams game on the 19th, my son has an appointment with a shrink the 20th at 5:30 and the 21st is Mrs. SLB's birthday.

But, you never know. It all depends on what she would like to do on her birthday. Going out to dinner downtown isn't totally out of the question. Give me a couple of days to make her hate me and not care if I'm cheating.

She'd probably get one look at us Michigan guys and realize you're the best thing that's ever happened to her. No worries man, just figured we'd throw it out there as long as we were gonna be in town, and of course Mrs. SLB would be invited too.

You never know, give me a few days. I just got home and she was in bed. Turns out when she put her arm around me I said "that's what my wife always does". She was crying. It makes it so much easier since I'm not cheating on her. Of course she knows me and stuff....

That's friggin weird, dude.

That I'm not cheating on her?

Everything about this situation.

Seems pretty normal to me.

Why was she crying?

I swear I'm reading the script from The Sixth Sense.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

She was convinced I was messing around on the side. Even after I talked to her I could see doubt in her eyes. I think I got her about 90% there though. Meh, It's all cool.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BTW my cousin, Cal's Godfather, told me he's retiring. He is only a year older than me, put 21 years into the military and done. Middle of October is his last day of work but has enough vacation and leave to make February the official date. What a ####.

 

[shuke]

Went to one low-rent strip club with my wife and two other couples about 10 years ago. My wife and one of the other women thought it was fun. The third wife not so much. Thank god my buddy divorced her about 5 years ago. She was about as fun as reading about guys not being able to breathe.

 

[Abraham]

She was convinced I was messing around on the side. Even after I talked to her I could see doubt in her eyes. I think I got her about 90% there though. Meh, It's all cool.

Send her here. We will vouch for you.

 

[shuke]

Turns out when she put her arm around me I said "that's what my wife always does".

Classic

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Don't you like cinnamon rolls? Good stuff. Cinnamon rolls.

I wanna dine on a cinnamon roll

I could be happy the rest of my life

With a cinnamon roll

I WANNA LIVE INSIDE A CINNAMON ROLL

MY CINNAMON ROLL

 

[cosjobs]

When you swim and you feel a big shock from an eel, that's a moray.

What?

When the moon fills the sky like a big pizza pie, that's really an electric eel because morays don't shock you

 

[T Bell]

When you swim and you feel a big shock from an eel, that's a moray.

What?

When the moon fills the sky like a big pizza pie, that's really an electric eel because morays don't shock you

Don't you have some fowl to kill?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

When you swim and you feel a big shock from an eel, that's a moray.

What?

When the moon fills the sky like a big pizza pie, that's really an electric eel because morays don't shock you

Don't you have some old people chained up in a dungeon that you have to taunt?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

"I don't know what happened. First I was angry, then I was drinking, then I was following this guy around and forcing him into the trunk."

--Charlie Kelly

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Oh, you mean Tiger Fan? Sorry, carry on.

Nobody's up for a good titty-####### joke, apparently.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Having 10 pages to catch up on is so intimidating

 

[krista4]

In that I've never done this Subscriber contest before, or even if I had, how do I know if I made it through to live another day?

 

[kevzilla]

In that I've never done this Subscriber contest before, or even if I had, how do I know if I made it through to live another day?

Go to MyFBG at the top of the main page. Scroll down to My Contest Team. Link should be there.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Was just going through my leagues to do waivers for the week, and came upon GMTAN and realized there are no waivers! Thanks GMTAN league for making it not tedious!

 

[krista4]

In that I've never done this Subscriber contest before, or even if I had, how do I know if I made it through to live another day?

Go to MyFBG at the top of the main page. Scroll down to My Contest Team. Link should be there.

Bleh, I didn't do it from there but it was enough to figure it out. Thanks!

I guess I survived. Looks like I'm tied for 6000th or so. Got 'em right where I want 'em!

 

[Tiger Fan]

Had my follow up with the doctor after the shaft-wart removal a couple weeks ago. All is good. He felt the need to remind me about the "dangers" of random sexual encounters. Which made me wonder what or who was the cause of my affliction. I had been seeing my buddy's sister for a few months but she doesn't seem like the type that would've passed this on to me. I hadn't slept with the 22 year old in almost a year, and I don't think it would be her. There was a girl around Xmas time who was home visiting her family and we hooked up but I don't think it could be her. The only other option is the non-skinny midget-ish co-worker that had drunk sex with me on MLK day, but I'm not sure she would've passed it to me. I sat there in deep thought as the Doc was blabbering on about being "careful" and then it hit me and I yelled out "HOLY ####". I suddenly remembered a really drunken stupid night and vaguely remembered posting about it here:

Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.

No need. That will probably happen on its own.

I should've known I'd never be able to forget her.

f'n awesome

 

[krista4]

Was just going through my leagues to do waivers for the week, and came upon GMTAN and realized there are no waivers! Thanks GMTAN league for making it not tedious!

 

[bentley]

Tailgate bus successfully parked at UT. Making the trip to campus is always a bit of a challenge because I have about a quarter mile between where I enter the highway and the campus exit and I have to swing this 30 year old school bus with a top speed of 60 across three lanes of traffic in downtown Austin to get there. Tonight it was more fun because the rear view mirror fell off getting out of the neighborhood so I was doing it pretty much completely blind.

After a few Sierra Nevadas warming the space up, everything is good.

 

[Tiger Fan]

24 hours til Riot Fest

So envious.

Also, is today the day TF goes to Vegas?

Have fun!

i leave tomorrow actually

 

[Tiger Fan]

Having 10 pages to catch up on is so intimidating

Only took me 35 minutes....but there was a bright side...Tim came and went before I even had the chance to be pissed at him coming into the thread

 

[cosjobs]

Tailgate bus successfully parked at UT. Making the trip to campus is always a bit of a challenge because I have about a quarter mile between where I enter the highway and the campus exit and I have to swing this 30 year old school bus with a top speed of 60 across three lanes of traffic in downtown Austin to get there. Tonight it was more fun because the rear view mirror fell off getting out of the neighborhood so I was doing it pretty much completely blind.

After a few Sierra Nevadas warming the space up, everything is good.

Why don't you give highway safety a nod and take Manor Rd.?

 

[strykerpks]

In that I've never done this Subscriber contest before, or even if I had, how do I know if I made it through to live another day?

Go to MyFBG at the top of the main page. Scroll down to My Contest Team. Link should be there.

Bleh, I didn't do it from there but it was enough to figure it out. Thanks!

I guess I survived. Looks like I'm tied for 6000th or so. Got 'em right where I want 'em!

Pretty sure everyone survives until like week 3

 

[strykerpks]

My wife's friends are idiots. One got married on NYE a few years ago. Another was married on the Sunday before Memorial Day. Today we got a "Save the date" for the day before the Super Bowl....like 5 hours away.

 

[krista4]

In that I've never done this Subscriber contest before, or even if I had, how do I know if I made it through to live another day?

Go to MyFBG at the top of the main page. Scroll down to My Contest Team. Link should be there.

Bleh, I didn't do it from there but it was enough to figure it out. Thanks!

I guess I survived. Looks like I'm tied for 6000th or so. Got 'em right where I want 'em!

Pretty sure everyone survives until like week 3

Neat.