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General Malaise
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I sold my tickets a month ago for a slight premium. Was hoping for more, but there just isn't a huge appetite for this one, which shocks me considering it's only the 2nd time in like 15 years an SEC school has visited Eugene. Would have liked to ogle your cheerleaders for a few hours.
Good luck tomorrow. I note the line is 28.5. I'm not touching it. I think it will be a much harder game than the line indicates. You have some big boys in the trenches.
Abraham
Footballguy
Our quarterback is awful and the defensive backfield is always a step slow. You guys should cover easily if your rush defense is remotely decent.I sold my tickets a month ago for a slight premium. Was hoping for more, but there just isn't a huge appetite for this one, which shocks me considering it's only the 2nd time in like 15 years an SEC school has visited Eugene. Would have liked to ogle your cheerleaders for a few hours.
Good luck tomorrow. I note the line is 28.5. I'm not touching it. I think it will be a much harder game than the line indicates. You have some big boys in the trenches.
T Bell
Footballguy
Hitting a big concert tonight!
It's the Wiggles, there will be at least 2 flasks involved. :shootmenow:
General Malaise
Footballguy
Hitting a big concert tonight!
It's the Wiggles, there will be at least 2 flasks involved. :shootmenow:
WAKE UP, CHARV!
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
flysack
Footballguy
EmergencyAlias
Footballguy
It's always nice to get an alias back from an extended TO.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Feliz Friday, GMTANners.
Gonna be a beautiful weekend here. Windows are open and Little Steven's radio channel on (usually listen to the Loft, but I don't need to hear the Willie Nile special for the zillionth time).
This is going to sound homerish (with a small "h", otherwise it'd be about something else - though the words may be the same), but I would pound the Ravens on any line under 7 points. I know the Browns' D is good and Flacco has no one to throw to. Cleveland's offense is worse - much worse - and the Ravens track record coming off of losses is really good in the HarFlacIce era. Add that they got spanked a week ago Thursday (the D is miles better than they showed) and it's the home opener, I'm thinking they win something like 20-6.
Of course, I'm also the guy who got 3 - THREE!!!!! - games right against the spread last week in my confidence pool and is only out of last place because two of his hits were high-confidence points.
In other words, maybe you should fade me.
Gonna be a beautiful weekend here. Windows are open and Little Steven's radio channel on (usually listen to the Loft, but I don't need to hear the Willie Nile special for the zillionth time).
This is going to sound homerish (with a small "h", otherwise it'd be about something else - though the words may be the same), but I would pound the Ravens on any line under 7 points. I know the Browns' D is good and Flacco has no one to throw to. Cleveland's offense is worse - much worse - and the Ravens track record coming off of losses is really good in the HarFlacIce era. Add that they got spanked a week ago Thursday (the D is miles better than they showed) and it's the home opener, I'm thinking they win something like 20-6.
Of course, I'm also the guy who got 3 - THREE!!!!! - games right against the spread last week in my confidence pool and is only out of last place because two of his hits were high-confidence points.
In other words, maybe you should fade me.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
1000 units on CLE
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
GM, thoughts on Bridge Port Ales brewery? We don't get many Oregon beers our way and they'll be at a brew fest I'm going to tomorrow.
Abraham
Footballguy
So the very first contract I signed (8/23/13) here has drug their feet on paying the bill. The contract lays it out clearly. We have been working for free for two weeks and now they want to negotiate how much they pay and when.
ANNOUNCE: A certain title insurance company in the Dallas area is about to find their computers, servers, and printers inaccessible until they FEDEX me a check for $2280.
ANNOUNCE: A certain title insurance company in the Dallas area is about to find their computers, servers, and printers inaccessible until they FEDEX me a check for $2280.
-fish-
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I've listened to 7 straight Elton John songs on Youtube because I was fearful Spotify would showcase this on my facebook page. 
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You don't have to have spotify and facebook linked, Lt. Uhura.I've listened to 7 straight Elton John songs on Youtube because I was fearful Spotify would showcase this on my facebook page.
T Bell
Footballguy
F A GI've listened to 7 straight Elton John songs on Youtube because I was fearful Spotify would showcase this on my facebook page.
-fish-
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm not a HUGE fan of their entire body, but I do like their brew pub downtown. Really cool place, very good food and I'll happily drink any kind of beer. They are a big player in Oregon, along with Widmer, Deschutes, Portland Brewing Co. and Full Sail. They've also been around a really long time. Their IPA is probably their gold standard brew and while it's good, it's not even close to my favorite local IPA. I much prefer their Blue Heron Pale Ale to the aforementioned IPA but again, I won't go out of my way to buy it unless it's on sale.
Still, I think you'll enjoy 'em. They will probably carry with them some seasonals or new brews that are worth trying. The space is SOOOO competitive now that these guys work like dogs to come up with innovative styles and uber hoppy brews. They have a Hop Czar that is, obviously, VERY hoppy. Their Kingpin Double Red doesn't do much for me and I like big reds.
Let me know what they have out there.
General Malaise
Footballguy
This guy excels in saying virtually the same thing I say with about 1/100th of the words.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Big fan of Elton John. GM, want to make out?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't? There's something on my Spotify machine that says something about teh facebooks.You don't have to have spotify and facebook linked, Lt. Uhura.I've listened to 7 straight Elton John songs on Youtube because I was fearful Spotify would showcase this on my facebook page.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Thanks. I think there's about 100+ breweries and home brew clubs at this thing so we'll see if I can get to them.This guy excels in saying virtually the same thing I say with about 1/100th of the words.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do
See I've forgotten already if its a pinkish hue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours is the sweetest head-gash I've ever seen
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
The only thing that might be worse than this would be to tell my BFF to be brutally honest with her about everything I've done the last 35 years he has known me.
Automobile?
Sorry to hear about your balls.My wife's friends are idiots. One got married on NYE a few years ago. Another was married on the Sunday before Memorial Day. Today we got a "Save the date" for the day before the Super Bowl....like 5 hours away.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
Send her a "save the date" card for the super bowl.My wife's friends are idiots. One got married on NYE a few years ago. Another was married on the Sunday before Memorial Day. Today we got a "Save the date" for the day before the Super Bowl....like 5 hours away.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a homo man
HOMO MAN borka borka bork the dog a bone
Abraham
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Send her a "save the date" card for the super bowl.My wife's friends are idiots. One got married on NYE a few years ago. Another was married on the Sunday before Memorial Day. Today we got a "Save the date" for the day before the Super Bowl....like 5 hours away.
New Year's Eve would be great with me, day before Superbowl and I would tell her about that time her fiancee did that thing you like to you.
T Bell
Footballguy
Send her a "save the date" card for the super bowl.My wife's friends are idiots. One got married on NYE a few years ago. Another was married on the Sunday before Memorial Day. Today we got a "Save the date" for the day before the Super Bowl....like 5 hours away.
New Year's Eve would be great with me, day before Superbowl and I would tell her about that time her fiancee did that thing you like to you.
Gee, I wonder why that wedding reception location was available that day when all the other ones were taken.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
The boys and one of their buddies are down in the basement playing the slot machine. I'm sure this ends well.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I have a slot machine in my basement?
Doesn't everyone? 
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I don't even have a basement.
I have a slot machine in my basement?
(plot twist: nobody has basements around here)
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Thats it!!!! Your middle name is Elton!! Right? Please say yes.I've listened to 7 straight Elton John songs on Youtube because I was fearful Spotify would showcase this on my facebook page.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Where does the boogeyman live then?I don't even have a basement.
I have a slot machine in my basement?
(plot twist: nobody has basements around here)
T Bell
Footballguy
Where do you keep your slot machine then?I don't even have a basement.
I have a slot machine in my basement?
(plot twist: nobody has basements around here)
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The southeast part of town. Wait...boogeyman. Never mind.Where does the boogeyman live then?I don't even have a basement.
I have a slot machine in my basement?
(plot twist: nobody has basements around here)
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Gadzooks
Footballguy
I vaguely remember sending you a drunken PM a couple years ago asking if I could live in your basement and you said no. Now I understand why you said no. I don't hate you as much now.I don't even have a basement.
I have a slot machine in my basement?
(plot twist: nobody has basements around here)
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I vaguely remember sending you a drunken PM a couple years ago asking if I could live in your basement and you said no. Now I understand why you said no. I don't hate you as much now.I don't even have a basement.
I have a slot machine in my basement?
(plot twist: nobody has basements around here)
-fish-
Footballguy
I'm trying to find my PM with Tanner about his basement, but I'm going thru all my PMs that went to all of his different alias'. This is taking a while. Some of these are just plain strange.
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