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bentley
Footballguy
Really? I'm stone cold sober now myself. I intend to be quite drunk in a couple hours.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
I think I've mentioned how lazy I can be in my personal life - see this very page! - so it should come as no surprise that my dating life is pretty erratic. For whatever reason, I've been able to have a couple of friends who will play ####-buddy. One is mostly gay at this point and is heading towards 100% (she & her friend were the two I tried to take to Nica), so she's out from here on. Another is a high school reconnect who is bat-#### crazy and scares me. And there are a couple more who - this is mutual as far as I can tell - don't care whether we ever see each other again or not.
So, I periodically jump into the on-line dating game. Usually, I get bored pretty quickly with it all (as I'm sure they do with me) and disappear. Been talking to this one lady lately - black chick with what appears, by her pictures, a bit of a crosseyed thing going on (though she's smart with a slamming bod). Being black here is unique enough. Being black with both a sense of humor & intelligence is damned-near unheard of.
I'm intrigued.
So, I periodically jump into the on-line dating game. Usually, I get bored pretty quickly with it all (as I'm sure they do with me) and disappear. Been talking to this one lady lately - black chick with what appears, by her pictures, a bit of a crosseyed thing going on (though she's smart with a slamming bod). Being black here is unique enough. Being black with both a sense of humor & intelligence is damned-near unheard of.
I'm intrigued.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
I bet black with a sense of humor, intelligence, and crossed eyes is like hitting the goaddam. Lottery!
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Done that combo before, except for the crosseyed part. But that was back home, in a large dating-pool, and a long time ago.
Over here, it's unheard of (again - except for the cross-eyed part).
charvik
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Me too. Headed to he tailgate lot at 6:00am. 7:15 bourbon shot video likely on tap.
T Bell
Footballguy
I haven't had cable in three years. Honestly, I don't even miss it. Can't remember when I did.
T Bell
Footballguy
I believe that if you hit her hard enough her eye will go straight again. Don't know if that screws things up for you, but it may please her.
Note that I'm going off of some rather dated stereotypes and I may be off on this one.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
I know. I'm half kidding. Sounds like a good place to decompress though. Depends on how long you need.
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Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
It's like hitting a pregnant nun moonwalking in a crosswalk in a blizzard with your windshield wipers on. That's points, man!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Ps. Anybody having a connection at Comcast corporate hook me up.
Abraham
Footballguy
Well, hi everyone. Things suck but they really aren't so bad when I step back and look at it. I'm getting honest with myself, my career, my finances. That's new for me. I'm drinking rum and cherry 7up warm because the ice maker is broke, and I'm out of smokes. Maybe ill go get some more in a bit. Maybe not. But it could be worse. I talked to some people - the worst people to owe money to - I owe a ####bload of money to in the last week and they're willing to work with me to get it paid. I got honest with my business partners about the state of things and what we can do to fix it. I listened to some music I had forgotten about today and it made me happy. I have anothrr kid on the way and i slipped and told my mom her name but its cool because she liked it and it made her feel good to he in on the secret.
Bentley invited me to his magic football league. Trey made a video pumping in three dollars of gas. Everyone made fun of my kids name then didnt. It could be worse. A lot worse.
So this is being 36. It's not all skittles and blow jobs but it will do. Sleep tight Jim tan.
Bentley invited me to his magic football league. Trey made a video pumping in three dollars of gas. Everyone made fun of my kids name then didnt. It could be worse. A lot worse.
So this is being 36. It's not all skittles and blow jobs but it will do. Sleep tight Jim tan.
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krista4
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So whats happening, guys? Me, I'm just sitting around having some Skittles and getting a bl --- oh, sorry Abe.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Man I know this isn't the Breaking Bad thread but I just finished S5 E9 and ho. lee. sheet. Wow.
Abraham
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
My wife, who god bless her took care of the kids on her own while I was in LA for 5 days, is know passed out on wine over on the couch wearing very little. I tried getting her to go to bed but she isn't moving so instead I'm sitting out here watching Breaking Bad on the computer and drinking vodka mixed with Shasta Strawberry I won at some church festival last weekend. With luck when she unpasses out, which should be in an hour or so, she'll be more thankful I'm home, but I just hope it's not when I'm in the middle of the next episode.
Abraham
Footballguy
Yeah. That. As trite as it sounds, it gets even better.Wait til you get to the confession.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
I only have four more episodes to binge on before I have to wait like everybody else. This is like when you go to drink beer on a Sunday (in Minnesota) and only have four left.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Go on......but not in the three-way I did. Also I just recalled that I did jello shots last night.
Abraham
Footballguy
Oh no, it's worse. When you run out of beer you can shoot rubbing alcohol or go next door for whiskey. If you watch the next four you will pave back and forth up and down the sidewalk like a , well, like a meth addict.
krista4
Footballguy
Tomorrow night should be interesting.
Boxing is the second-favorite sport in Nicaragua, second to baseball (yes, a Latin American country where soccer is third). Our friend Andy is a Canadian ex-pat who married a Nicaraguan woman who's slept with everyone in town and has four kids to show for it. He's having a few people over for dinner and "the big fight night" tomorrow. Cast of characters will be Andy and Maria, Mr. krista and me, Julio and his wife, our lawyer Marlon who is about 4'10" and should be a character in a Raymond Chandler novel (and one of my favorite people), a big Texas lawyer and his girlfriend and their translator, and this guy and his wife.
From the Wiki page:
Boxing is the second-favorite sport in Nicaragua, second to baseball (yes, a Latin American country where soccer is third). Our friend Andy is a Canadian ex-pat who married a Nicaraguan woman who's slept with everyone in town and has four kids to show for it. He's having a few people over for dinner and "the big fight night" tomorrow. Cast of characters will be Andy and Maria, Mr. krista and me, Julio and his wife, our lawyer Marlon who is about 4'10" and should be a character in a Raymond Chandler novel (and one of my favorite people), a big Texas lawyer and his girlfriend and their translator, and this guy and his wife.
From the Wiki page:
Add in the fact that Julio apparently hit on Maria the last time he saw her, and this should be fun!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Abraham
Footballguy
Fax me a cig and ill send my carrier pigeon mickey your way with a beer...?Sober posting.My man.Just drunk posting. You?
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
I actually saw my hs Spanish teacher at a bar last weekend. He bought me a beer and told dirty jokes all night.
krista4
Footballguy
Not yet. I speak Italian pretty well so have been able to pick up Spanish when we've visited in the past, but I think Mr. krista has actually surpassed me now on the Spanish. We both probably understand 75% of what is said but he speaks better than I do now.
ETA: I'll get a video of Mayorga and me arm-wrestling.
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Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
That would make my week! I'm probably watching it at some dumb local place where I will run into people I don't want to ever see.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I'm sober too. What in the hell is going on!?!
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I got plenty of beer but if I start now, I'll be up drinking til sunrise. Trying to cut down on that stuff. :goodboy:Fax me a cig and ill send my carrier pigeon mickey your way with a beer...?Sober posting.My man.
krista4
Footballguy
Sorry you're having a bad time, Abe. You're on the right track, though, and have so many great things to look forward to!
Abraham
Footballguy
Ah hell, ill be fine. It sounds dramatic but I'm not the first guy to swing and miss. #### happens and I really am not all that concerned about it. As long as I can provide for the family and afford the occasional gallon of gas i will be fine. It's all a process, right? Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you end up with a bigger steak then you ordered. It's all good.
Sorry you're having a bad time, Abe. You're on the right track, though, and have so many great things to look forward to!
Drifter
Footballguy
Apparently Tre put me on ignore when I complained about him not picking Demarlon Tamarian
strykerpks
Footballguy
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