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jcakes' wife imo
Context? Or is this just FFA posting Tourette's?
I'm trying to find my PM with Tanner about his basement, but I'm going thru all my PMs that went to all of his different alias'. This is taking a while. Some of these are just plain strange.

'Gadzooks]Is it weird that i wanna have a 3 some with your wife said:
an asian girl[/COLOR]? Take it as a compliment.

Love you long time.

me
That's like 4 people, Copernicus.
jcakes' wife imo
 
jcakes' wife imo
Context? Or is this just FFA posting Tourette's?
she's chinesed, you know.
Slow down there with that impressive notebook, speedy.
A chinese wife keeps your notebook for you.
yeah, but nobody would understand the knuckers reference.
I was going to correct the "The Aristocrats" post in the confession thread, but that seemed like overkill.

 
Feliz Friday, GMTANners.

Gonna be a beautiful weekend here. Windows are open and Little Steven's radio channel on (usually listen to the Loft, but I don't need to hear the Willie Nile special for the zillionth time).

This is going to sound homerish (with a small "h", otherwise it'd be about something else - though the words may be the same), but I would pound the Ravens on any line under 7 points. I know the Browns' D is good and Flacco has no one to throw to. Cleveland's offense is worse - much worse - and the Ravens track record coming off of losses is really good in the HarFlacIce era. Add that they got spanked a week ago Thursday (the D is miles better than they showed) and it's the home opener, I'm thinking they win something like 20-6.

Of course, I'm also the guy who got 3 - THREE!!!!! - games right against the spread last week in my confidence pool and is only out of last place because two of his hits were high-confidence points.

In other words, maybe you should fade me.
Let me be the first to wish everyone a Happy Nicaraguan Independence Day! (Actually it's tomorrow.)

I have Baltimore -7 in a five-way parlay but not in the three-way one I did. I was forced to see the Miami-Cleveland game last week so was reminded just how awful the Browns really are.

Doing these parlays through Margaritas--did you go there while here? It's pretty awful and has lots of creepy old men but they show the Thursday games. Anyway, the owner is a friend and does parlays on the games and the over-under, and I'm bored enough here that I needed to do this. Also I just recalled that I did jello shots last night. :mellow:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Want that big orange-and-white one.

I've listened to 7 straight Elton John songs on Youtube because I was fearful Spotify would showcase this on my facebook page. :bag:
Which ones? There's nothing wrong with liking certain Elton John songs.
:goodposting: Candle in the Wind and I Want to Stick Things in Your Butt are awful.
Candle in the Wind is dreck. The other one, I'm not so familiar with. (I also haven't heard the song.)

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Want that big orange-and-white one.

I've listened to 7 straight Elton John songs on Youtube because I was fearful Spotify would showcase this on my facebook page. :bag:
Which ones? There's nothing wrong with liking certain Elton John songs.
:goodposting: Candle in the Wind and I Want to Stick Things in Your Butt are awful.
Candle in the Wind is dreck. The other one, I'm not so familiar with. (I also haven't heard the song.)
:lmao: Sure. :rolleyes:

 
Feliz Friday, GMTANners.

Gonna be a beautiful weekend here. Windows are open and Little Steven's radio channel on (usually listen to the Loft, but I don't need to hear the Willie Nile special for the zillionth time).

This is going to sound homerish (with a small "h", otherwise it'd be about something else - though the words may be the same), but I would pound the Ravens on any line under 7 points. I know the Browns' D is good and Flacco has no one to throw to. Cleveland's offense is worse - much worse - and the Ravens track record coming off of losses is really good in the HarFlacIce era. Add that they got spanked a week ago Thursday (the D is miles better than they showed) and it's the home opener, I'm thinking they win something like 20-6.

Of course, I'm also the guy who got 3 - THREE!!!!! - games right against the spread last week in my confidence pool and is only out of last place because two of his hits were high-confidence points.

In other words, maybe you should fade me.
Let me be the first to wish everyone a Happy Nicaraguan Independence Day! (Actually it's tomorrow.)

I have Baltimore -7 in a five-way parlay but not in the three-way one I did. I was forced to see the Miami-Cleveland game last week so was reminded just how awful the Browns really are.

Doing these parlays through Margaritas--did you go there while here? It's pretty awful and has lots of creepy old men but they show the Thursday games. Anyway, the owner is a friend and does parlays on the games and the over-under, and I'm bored enough here that I needed to do this. Also I just recalled that I did jello shots last night. :mellow:
I don't recall doing any bars while I was there. Julio took me to a place for lunch that had a bar, though we sat at tables. It was near a kind of a tent-covered souvenir-city where I got the shot glasses. It was the middle of the day, so everyone was probably asleep but it looked like it could've gotten hopping at night. There were also approximately 8 trillion bars on the way to boat-to-Monkey-Island, but we didn't stop at any.

 
UH - it makes me happy to see it every time you post. You are a good mother####er.

Also excited about your take on our ravens. I have flacco, rice, and tucker starting against cosjobs in our fantasy league this week.

 
UH - it makes me happy to see it every time you post. You are a good mother####er.

Also excited about your take on our ravens. I have flacco, rice, and tucker starting against cosjobs in our fantasy league this week.
Oh, God. I don't need that kind of pressure, my friend :blush:

I'm sure cos is sticking all kinds of needles in Ravens/Uruk voodoo dolls right now (so is Gusher, now that I think about it).

My big concern is about Baltimore's receivers though, if Caldwell can think just a LITTLE outside of the box, they can mix & match enough to make it work. Well that, and maybe Ed Dickson/Dallas Clark actually CATCHING something thrown to them. Pierce is banged up, but Rice has played without a backup before (yo, Flacco - you can't throw Rice fades you dumb goober - he's 5'4").

How the kids be, JB?

 
Uruk>I also like the Ravens. Based on my record, this has little predictive value.

Chris Berman loves the Ravens this week, too.

:oldunsure:

 
I am caught up on Breaking Bad through Season 5 Episode 8. I decided to wade through the FFA Breaking Bad thread again to see what was said about the last few episodes I watched on the way home and I found that MOP enters the fray. I can see how this thing went off the rails.

 
Oh, wait - was that post for Uni-(h)Alias(silent H)?
:lmao:

I agree with Bentley. Uruk is good people. :wub:
Oh, wait - was that post for Uni-(h)Alias(silent H)?
:lmao:

I agree with Bentley. Uruk is good people. :wub:
This may work out to be a perfect handoff, cos-style. I took a nap earlier - as opposed to later, which hasn't happened yet - and have a couple of hours left in me. I'm thinking 5:30 might be the Magic Time Transfer.

 
UH - it makes me happy to see it every time you post. You are a good mother####er.

Also excited about your take on our ravens. I have flacco, rice, and tucker starting against cosjobs in our fantasy league this week.
Oh, God. I don't need that kind of pressure, my friend :blush: I'm sure cos is sticking all kinds of needles in Ravens/Uruk voodoo dolls right now (so is Gusher, now that I think about it).

My big concern is about Baltimore's receivers though, if Caldwell can think just a LITTLE outside of the box, they can mix & match enough to make it work. Well that, and maybe Ed Dickson/Dallas Clark actually CATCHING something thrown to them. Pierce is banged up, but Rice has played without a backup before (yo, Flacco - you can't throw Rice fades you dumb goober - he's 5'4").

How the kids be, JB?
The guys are doing great, man. They're both in preschool three days a week. JR is obsessed with Star Wars. Yuke feels the same way about Elmo. They're great kids.

 
UH - it makes me happy to see it every time you post. You are a good mother####er.

Also excited about your take on our ravens. I have flacco, rice, and tucker starting against cosjobs in our fantasy league this week.
Oh, God. I don't need that kind of pressure, my friend :blush: I'm sure cos is sticking all kinds of needles in Ravens/Uruk voodoo dolls right now (so is Gusher, now that I think about it).

My big concern is about Baltimore's receivers though, if Caldwell can think just a LITTLE outside of the box, they can mix & match enough to make it work. Well that, and maybe Ed Dickson/Dallas Clark actually CATCHING something thrown to them. Pierce is banged up, but Rice has played without a backup before (yo, Flacco - you can't throw Rice fades you dumb goober - he's 5'4").

How the kids be, JB?
Marlon Browns 6'5 ### is going to light it up.

 
Gambling. Jello shots. Parades outside your door. Fireworks. Sounds ####### sweet to me!
For someone like me, who's lazy as ####, it's paradise. For someone who actually doesn't want to just rot away or actually wants to have a positive impact on society, I can see where it may not always be a good fit.

 
UH - it makes me happy to see it every time you post. You are a good mother####er.

Also excited about your take on our ravens. I have flacco, rice, and tucker starting against cosjobs in our fantasy league this week.
Oh, God. I don't need that kind of pressure, my friend :blush: I'm sure cos is sticking all kinds of needles in Ravens/Uruk voodoo dolls right now (so is Gusher, now that I think about it).

My big concern is about Baltimore's receivers though, if Caldwell can think just a LITTLE outside of the box, they can mix & match enough to make it work. Well that, and maybe Ed Dickson/Dallas Clark actually CATCHING something thrown to them. Pierce is banged up, but Rice has played without a backup before (yo, Flacco - you can't throw Rice fades you dumb goober - he's 5'4").

How the kids be, JB?
The guys are doing great, man. They're both in preschool three days a week. JR is obsessed with Star Wars. Yuke feels the same way about Elmo. They're great kids.
:bow:

Though it was only a short time for me being around them, those kids were extremely cool. Be proud, amigo.

 
Gambling. Jello shots. Parades outside your door. Fireworks. Sounds ####### sweet to me!
For someone like me, who's lazy as ####, it's paradise. For someone who actually doesn't want to just rot away or actually wants to have a positive impact on society, I can see where it may not always be a good fit.
Gambling. Jello shots. Parades outside your door. Fireworks. Sounds ####### sweet to me!
For someone like me, who's lazy as ####, it's paradise. For someone who actually doesn't want to just rot away or actually wants to have a positive impact on society, I can see where it may not always be a good fit.
It's still a fantastic place. I highly recommend to people to come visit. We're keeping the house and FBGs are welcome at Casa Paloma.

As a place to live, it doesn't work for me, but it does for a lot of ex-pats. Maybe if I were closer to real retirement age (no comments).

 
UH - it makes me happy to see it every time you post. You are a good mother####er.

Also excited about your take on our ravens. I have flacco, rice, and tucker starting against cosjobs in our fantasy league this week.
Oh, God. I don't need that kind of pressure, my friend :blush: I'm sure cos is sticking all kinds of needles in Ravens/Uruk voodoo dolls right now (so is Gusher, now that I think about it).

My big concern is about Baltimore's receivers though, if Caldwell can think just a LITTLE outside of the box, they can mix & match enough to make it work. Well that, and maybe Ed Dickson/Dallas Clark actually CATCHING something thrown to them. Pierce is banged up, but Rice has played without a backup before (yo, Flacco - you can't throw Rice fades you dumb goober - he's 5'4").

How the kids be, JB?
Marlon Browns 6'5 ### is going to light it up.
UH - it makes me happy to see it every time you post. You are a good mother####er.

Also excited about your take on our ravens. I have flacco, rice, and tucker starting against cosjobs in our fantasy league this week.
Oh, God. I don't need that kind of pressure, my friend :blush: I'm sure cos is sticking all kinds of needles in Ravens/Uruk voodoo dolls right now (so is Gusher, now that I think about it).

My big concern is about Baltimore's receivers though, if Caldwell can think just a LITTLE outside of the box, they can mix & match enough to make it work. Well that, and maybe Ed Dickson/Dallas Clark actually CATCHING something thrown to them. Pierce is banged up, but Rice has played without a backup before (yo, Flacco - you can't throw Rice fades you dumb goober - he's 5'4").

How the kids be, JB?
Marlon Browns 6'5 ### is going to light it up.
Yeah, though I'm a little ascared he's being overhyped. If there are 100 tools an NFL WR needs, he's got 99 of them. But what he doesn't have - experience - worries me some.

That being said, I'm guessing Haden is going to lock on Torrey Smith and the rest of Cleveland's D backfield ain't good so Brown has a good chance to score some FF points.

Oh God, am I turning into MOP?

 
I did play checkers with Dylan and he read to me after that. That was pretty cool. Cal is spending the night with a friend.

We've gone 4 days without TV too. This house seems to be getting exponentially better without it.

 
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Gambling. Jello shots. Parades outside your door. Fireworks. Sounds ####### sweet to me!
They have mosquitoes, guy
I don't recall being bitten by them while I was there, but being extremely inebriated 90% of the time may have had something to do with that. Maybe I just dove into the POOL IN THE LIVING ROOM to get away from them.
I haven't had problems with them at this house before. It was pretty bad when we got here but better now--I only seem to be getting a couple of bites a day. Still, no bites a day would be preferable.

 

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