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So whats happening, guys? Me, I'm just sitting around having some Skittles and getting a bl --- oh, sorry Abe.
My man. :hifive: Just drunk posting. You?
Sober posting. :kicksrock:
Fax me a cig and ill send my carrier pigeon mickey your way with a beer...?
I got plenty of beer but if I start now, I'll be up drinking til sunrise. Trying to cut down on that stuff. :goodboy:
 
I'm just catching up on a few things but first...k4 are you telling us that you just happened to get invited to a fight watching party with ricardo mayorga?

Abe - you need to come hang out with me at the tailgate tomorrow. Starts at 4. Text for directions.

Personallly I just spent two hours setting up the tailgate bus and hanging out with my parents. I've got it pretty good. I hope that I'm as good of a parent to the boys as my folks are to me.

 
I haven't watched S1 E02 yet. #### you guys

I'm just catching up on a few things but first...k4 are you telling us that you just happened to get invited to a fight watching party with ricardo mayorga?

Abe - you need to come hang out with me at the tailgate tomorrow. Starts at 4. Text for directions.

Personallly I just spent two hours setting up the tailgate bus and hanging out with my parents. I've got it pretty good. I hope that I'm as good of a parent to the boys as my folks are to me.
If the Horns ever play Bucky, you're driving that sumbich up here or Abe is flying me in (MKE>ORD>STL>BNA>MEM>LIT>OKC>DFW>AUS) and we're going to tailgate

 
Omg, please please please get Mayorga to do a shot video. Preferably with trash talk towards me.

Didn't realize he's dabbling in mma, was a fan of him back in the day

 
Took my sons to the local HS football game tonight. Anybody wearing a toga got in free. It was a scene, man. I took a flask with me thinking I might have a chance to mix a small cocktail, but after running into every kid I ever coached over the last 5 years and all their parents, I thought better of having whiskey breath.

So put me in the stone cold sober camp. Also the "out of weed" camp. This "Dr. Greenthumb" I've been using lately is about as reliable as an Astros' relief pitcher. Would love a night of knock out, but have to coach soccer bright and early. Considering my team got clobbered 4-1 last week, I should just get hammered and let Hazel coach the team.

 
Took my sons to the local HS football game tonight. Anybody wearing a toga got in free. It was a scene, man. I took a flask with me thinking I might have a chance to mix a small cocktail, but after running into every kid I ever coached over the last 5 years and all their parents, I thought better of having whiskey breath.

So put me in the stone cold sober camp. Also the "out of weed" camp. This "Dr. Greenthumb" I've been using lately is about as reliable as an Astros' relief pitcher. Would love a night of knock out, but have to coach soccer bright and early. Considering my team got clobbered 4-1 last week, I should just get hammered and let Hazel coach the team.
You're coaching 10 year olds there Chip Jr. Don't overestimate your ability to influence the outcome.

 
Stryker, get off your lazy drunk ### and start watching the damn show. What the hell is wrong with you people?!?
This whole "human being depending on me" thing had put a bit of a hamper on my TV. At least I'm drinking

Took my sons to the local HS football game tonight. Anybody wearing a toga got in free. It was a scene, man. I took a flask with me thinking I might have a chance to mix a small cocktail, but after running into every kid I ever coached over the last 5 years and all their parents, I thought better of having whiskey breath.

So put me in the stone cold sober camp. Also the "out of weed" camp. This "Dr. Greenthumb" I've been using lately is about as reliable as an Astros' relief pitcher. Would love a night of knock out, but have to coach soccer bright and early. Considering my team got clobbered 4-1 last week, I should just get hammered and let Hazel coach the team.
Jeebus, even I have weed

 

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