GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I'm trying to meaningfully contribute to that BB thread, with some shtick thrown in here and there, but ####### it there are dummies in droves that watch that show.

Sometimes I'm being dumb on purpose, but other times its pure idiocy. I apologize in advance.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Do we eat white pizza in here, or is that frowned upon? White with banana peppers and tomato (sometimes onions as well) is good. Peppers (hot sweet or red) and onions is my goto on real pizza too.

 

[krista4]

Do we eat white pizza in here, or is that frowned upon? White with banana peppers and tomato (sometimes onions as well) is good. Peppers (hot sweet or red) and onions is my goto on real pizza too.

There's a place here in Granada that serves an amazing white pizza with spicy sausage and gorgonzola.

 

[Frostillicus]

I like pepperoni, but I don't think chicken gets enough love as a primary meat topping.

I'm good with any meat option on the pizza, but mark me down for spicy Italian sausage as #1.

Sausage is ####### delicious.

That said, I'm not a big fan of the meat lover's pizza. Or some kind of "combo" with like 30 things on it. There is an ideal, magical number of toppings on a pizza, and it is three.

Pepperoni, sausage, and either green olives or green peppers.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I mailed Bob's check today that Thorn sent me. Apparently Bob lives in something called "Earth City". I put "Sounds made up" on the envelope. Hope the mailman has a sense of humor.

Earth City is where my office is located. More than a few people question it. In completely related news, I don't know what I did with your check Thorn sent to me.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Cold tomatoes are the most underrated pizza topping, IMO.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Mineo's in Pittsburgh puts their pepperoni under the cheese (and they use a lot of cheese). This is the only place I get pepperoni from anymore (not that I eat as much pizza as I'd like to) and it's great.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Cold tomatoes are the most underrated pizza topping, IMO.

Cold tomato related; fresh cold buffalo mozzarella and tomatoes over thin Italian breaded chicken cutlets is better than any chicken parmesan ever.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

salty language: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BODbfSBvnTo

 

[kevzilla]

Actual conversation with my mother on Sunday.

Mom: Is Aaron Rodgers married?

Me: No.

Mom: .......is he gay?

Me: No, Mom, he's fortunate.

Mom: Don't be cynical.

Me: Have we met?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

My preliminary negotiations with Lazy-eyed black chick took a weird sideways turn over the weekend.

"She" (more on the quotation marks in a sec) was supposedly camping on the Shenandoah River this weekend. Meantime, her on-line profile has changed every time I've looked at it the last week or so. In any case, she invited me to camp with her Saturday night. I had had way too much to drink (see: my idiocy here in trying to deal with the daughter-porn-whatever thread) and told her no, but that we should meet one evening this week. She tried several more times to get me to whatever campground she was staying at. I kept begging off in favor of a weekeday meet-up. All at once, she goes on a several-post rant about how she doesn't want to meet in a restaurant/bar anymore. I can understand, so I told her I wasn't offering a place like that, just didn't want to drive while I was ####ed up Saturday night. She went the hell off on me, basically saying "you meet me here now, or never". I stopped responding, since I had random internet people to cuss at. Ain't heard a word since.

Looking at how the profile has changed, it's almost like it's trying to narrow down and separate someone from the herd. I'm not usually too paranoid about meeting someone after an on-line exchange because females have to be even more careful than men. This is the first time I've offered a public meeting that pissed a woman off just by the offer.

I'm not posting the profile here because I'm not sure, but the thought went through my head that this may have been a couple of idiots/psychos trying to set someone up.

 

[krista4]

Actual conversation with my mother on Sunday.

Mom: Is Aaron Rodgers married?

Me: No.

Mom: .......is he gay?

Me: No, Mom, he's fortunate.

Mom: Don't be cynical.

Me: Have we met?

My preliminary negotiations with Lazy-eyed black chick took a weird sideways turn over the weekend.

"She" (more on the quotation marks in a sec) was supposedly camping on the Shenandoah River this weekend. Meantime, her on-line profile has changed every time I've looked at it the last week or so. In any case, she invited me to camp with her Saturday night. I had had way too much to drink (see: my idiocy here in trying to deal with the daughter-porn-whatever thread) and told her no, but that we should meet one evening this week. She tried several more times to get me to whatever campground she was staying at. I kept begging off in favor of a weekeday meet-up. All at once, she goes on a several-post rant about how she doesn't want to meet in a restaurant/bar anymore. I can understand, so I told her I wasn't offering a place like that, just didn't want to drive while I was ####ed up Saturday night. She went the hell off on me, basically saying "you meet me here now, or never". I stopped responding, since I had random internet people to cuss at. Ain't heard a word since.

Looking at how the profile has changed, it's almost like it's trying to narrow down and separate someone from the herd. I'm not usually too paranoid about meeting someone after an on-line exchange because females have to be even more careful than men. This is the first time I've offered a public meeting that pissed a woman off just by the offer.

I'm not posting the profile here because I'm not sure, but the thought went through my head that this may have been a couple of idiots/psychos trying to set someone up.

This sounds creepy.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Actual conversation with my mother on Sunday.

Mom: Is Aaron Rodgers married?

Me: No.

Mom: .......is he gay?

Me: No, Mom, he's fortunate.

Mom: Don't be cynical.

Me: Have we met?

My preliminary negotiations with Lazy-eyed black chick took a weird sideways turn over the weekend.

"She" (more on the quotation marks in a sec) was supposedly camping on the Shenandoah River this weekend. Meantime, her on-line profile has changed every time I've looked at it the last week or so. In any case, she invited me to camp with her Saturday night. I had had way too much to drink (see: my idiocy here in trying to deal with the daughter-porn-whatever thread) and told her no, but that we should meet one evening this week. She tried several more times to get me to whatever campground she was staying at. I kept begging off in favor of a weekeday meet-up. All at once, she goes on a several-post rant about how she doesn't want to meet in a restaurant/bar anymore. I can understand, so I told her I wasn't offering a place like that, just didn't want to drive while I was ####ed up Saturday night. She went the hell off on me, basically saying "you meet me here now, or never". I stopped responding, since I had random internet people to cuss at. Ain't heard a word since.

Looking at how the profile has changed, it's almost like it's trying to narrow down and separate someone from the herd. I'm not usually too paranoid about meeting someone after an on-line exchange because females have to be even more careful than men. This is the first time I've offered a public meeting that pissed a woman off just by the offer.

I'm not posting the profile here because I'm not sure, but the thought went through my head that this may have been a couple of idiots/psychos trying to set someone up.

This sounds creepy.

It read even moreso. Maybe I'm overreacting, but the whole thing was just so odd. And, given where I live and some of the local news stories, my Spidey-sense got to tingling.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Actual conversation with my mother on Sunday.

Mom: Is Aaron Rodgers married?

Me: No.

Mom: .......is he gay?

Me: No, Mom, he's fortunate.

Mom: Don't be cynical.

Me: Have we met?

My preliminary negotiations with Lazy-eyed black chick took a weird sideways turn over the weekend.

"She" (more on the quotation marks in a sec) was supposedly camping on the Shenandoah River this weekend. Meantime, her on-line profile has changed every time I've looked at it the last week or so. In any case, she invited me to camp with her Saturday night. I had had way too much to drink (see: my idiocy here in trying to deal with the daughter-porn-whatever thread) and told her no, but that we should meet one evening this week. She tried several more times to get me to whatever campground she was staying at. I kept begging off in favor of a weekeday meet-up. All at once, she goes on a several-post rant about how she doesn't want to meet in a restaurant/bar anymore. I can understand, so I told her I wasn't offering a place like that, just didn't want to drive while I was ####ed up Saturday night. She went the hell off on me, basically saying "you meet me here now, or never". I stopped responding, since I had random internet people to cuss at. Ain't heard a word since.

Looking at how the profile has changed, it's almost like it's trying to narrow down and separate someone from the herd. I'm not usually too paranoid about meeting someone after an on-line exchange because females have to be even more careful than men. This is the first time I've offered a public meeting that pissed a woman off just by the offer.

I'm not posting the profile here because I'm not sure, but the thought went through my head that this may have been a couple of idiots/psychos trying to set someone up.

This sounds creepy.

It read even moreso. Maybe I'm overreacting, but the whole thing was just so odd. And, given where I live and some of the local news stories, my Spidey-sense got to tingling.

And, no kidding, I thought about alerting the police.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

She's saying she's camping alone already and wants you to just go meet for the first time in the middle of the woods somewhere in the dark? Sounds rapey.

 

[krista4]

She's saying she's camping alone already and wants you to just go meet for the first time in the middle of the woods somewhere in the dark? Sounds rapey.

Don't make him feel bad about not going.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

She's saying she's camping alone already and wants you to just go meet for the first time in the middle of the woods somewhere in the dark? Sounds rapey.

Yeah. When I brought up the whole "public" thing, she said "what's more public than a campground?". I've camped in places you'd die in and not be found for years.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

She's saying she's camping alone already and wants you to just go meet for the first time in the middle of the woods somewhere in the dark? Sounds rapey.

Don't make him feel bad about not going.

I did at first, but it got too strange.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Great, now I have to order pizza.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Uruk> just wear your 6 guns and assless chaps. You'll be fine.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Maybe she's a bigfoot.

 

[T Bell]

My preliminary negotiations with Lazy-eyed black chick took a weird sideways turn over the weekend.

"She" (more on the quotation marks in a sec) was supposedly camping on the Shenandoah River this weekend. Meantime, her on-line profile has changed every time I've looked at it the last week or so. In any case, she invited me to camp with her Saturday night. I had had way too much to drink (see: my idiocy here in trying to deal with the daughter-porn-whatever thread) and told her no, but that we should meet one evening this week. She tried several more times to get me to whatever campground she was staying at. I kept begging off in favor of a weekeday meet-up. All at once, she goes on a several-post rant about how she doesn't want to meet in a restaurant/bar anymore. I can understand, so I told her I wasn't offering a place like that, just didn't want to drive while I was ####ed up Saturday night. She went the hell off on me, basically saying "you meet me here now, or never". I stopped responding, since I had random internet people to cuss at. Ain't heard a word since.

Looking at how the profile has changed, it's almost like it's trying to narrow down and separate someone from the herd. I'm not usually too paranoid about meeting someone after an on-line exchange because females have to be even more careful than men. This is the first time I've offered a public meeting that pissed a woman off just by the offer.

I'm not posting the profile here because I'm not sure, but the thought went through my head that this may have been a couple of idiots/psychos trying to set someone up.

Congrats in advance on your scintillating sexual relationship with this woman, followed by a fiery breakup.

 

[Ignoramus]

She's saying she's camping alone already and wants you to just go meet for the first time in the middle of the woods somewhere in the dark? Sounds rapey.

Yeah. When I brought up the whole "public" thing, she said "what's more public than a campground?".

Most campgrounds I have been to have "public" right in the name.

 

[T Bell]

She's saying she's camping alone already and wants you to just go meet for the first time in the middle of the woods somewhere in the dark? Sounds rapey.

Yeah. When I brought up the whole "public" thing, she said "what's more public than a campground?". I've camped in places you'd die in and not be found for years.

"Should I bring a shovel?"

"No, no, I already have one."

 

[Ignoramus]

I love pepperoni, but meatballs on a pizza rule.

 

[T Bell]

Maybe she's a bigfoot.

You mean like in the beef jerky commercials?

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

This sounds creepy.

Sure does.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

She's saying she's camping alone already and wants you to just go meet for the first time in the middle of the woods somewhere in the dark? Sounds rapey.

Yeah. When I brought up the whole "public" thing, she said "what's more public than a campground?". I've camped in places you'd die in and not be found for years.

Take GM's future BIL

 

[T Bell]

She's saying she's camping alone already and wants you to just go meet for the first time in the middle of the woods somewhere in the dark? Sounds rapey.

Yeah. When I brought up the whole "public" thing, she said "what's more public than a campground?". I've camped in places you'd die in and not be found for years.

Take GM's future BIL

The Uruk Sanction

 

[kevzilla]

The Bourne Camp-OutTM

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

how does that joke go?

"You think being out here in the woods is scary? I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone getting drunk with me tonight? I'm about to crack beer #1.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm too old to keep up with young bucks like you, GB.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Anyone getting drunk with me tonight? I'm about to crack beer #1.

hoping for something like a 17-3 Bengals win tonight.

 

[Guster]

Anyone getting drunk with me tonight? I'm about to crack beer #1.

hoping for something like a 17-3 Bengals win tonight.

27-14 would work for me

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm too old to keep up with young bucks like you, GB.

We don't have to go punch for punch or anything.

 

[FDAS]

Pepperoni, sausage and more pepperoni.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyone getting drunk with me tonight? I'm about to crack beer #1.

On 3...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also orderd. Pep, sausage, Canadian bacon, tomato, banana pepper pizza. 3 toppings, my ####

 

[Gadzooks]

how does that joke go?

"You think being out here in the woods is scary? I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone."

Isn't that a pedo joke? No offense Homer.

 

[cosjobs]

Mineo's in Pittsburgh puts their pepperoni under the cheese (and they use a lot of cheese). This is the only place I get pepperoni from anymore (not that I eat as much pizza as I'd like to) and it's great.

I hate pepperoni under the cheese. i like it on top where it crisps up like bacon and oozes red grease into the melted cheese.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

how does that joke go?

"You think being out here in the woods is scary? I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone."

Isn't that a pedo joke? No offense Homer.

My people have endured so much, you'd think people could show a little sensitivity.

 

[charvik]

Yellow onions, pepperoncinis, sliced tomato, gyro meat and a spicy yoghurt sauce is the correct answer.

Or, Bacon, caramelized onions

Or, steak, Gorgonzola and salami

Or, sausage, pickled red bell pepper, onions and tons of Tabasco.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Friggin Swedes.

 

[charvik]

Friggin Swedes.

I wasn't the one wanting meatballs on my pizza... that's just creepy...

 

[Ignoramus]

Friggin Swedes.

I wasn't the one wanting meatballs on my pizza... that's just creepy...

Eye-tailian meatballs >>>> yogurt and pressed lamb meat eight days a week and twice on Sunday, bub.

 

[Ignoramus]

Mineo's in Pittsburgh puts their pepperoni under the cheese (and they use a lot of cheese). This is the only place I get pepperoni from anymore (not that I eat as much pizza as I'd like to) and it's great.

I hate pepperoni under the cheese. i like it on top where it crisps up like bacon and oozes red grease into the melted cheese.

This guy knows stuff about food.

 

[Ignoramus]

Anyone getting drunk with me tonight? I'm about to crack beer #1.

On 3...

Just polished off a bottle of wine not named Barefoot and watching Breaking Bad S2:E11. Slap it high, mofos.

 

[charvik]

Friggin Swedes.

I wasn't the one wanting meatballs on my pizza... that's just creepy...

Eye-tailian meatballs >>>> yogurt and pressed lamb meat eight days a week and twice on Sunday, bub.

I'll let the greeks know...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Andy Dalton looks like absolute ##### tonight.