GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

Usually a pepperoni and sausage fan, but been digging on pepp and chicken lately. Good stuff.

 

[Ignoramus]

Ignoramus - Our GMTAN team is not meeting expectations. Burn it down.

Dear Andy Dalton,

Please don't score -1.20 points tonight.

I love you so hard,

Bogart

P.S. Gig'Em!!

Andy Dalton looks like absolute ##### tonight.

So you're telling me there's a chance.

 

[charvik]

Usually a pepperoni and sausage fan, but been digging on pepp and chicken lately. Good stuff.

I think the quality of the base is more important than the topping. With a good tasting pizza base it's hard to go wrong really.

I'm a big fan of pepperoni, if it's allowed to crisp up on top of the pizza, but I also want more heat, so I generally add pepperoncinis too

ETA: Chicken and Pancetta, or a very crispy bacon is awesome too.

 

[charvik]

Or, sausage, pickled red bell pepper, onions and tons of Tabasco.

forgot the garlic oil, used to be a best seller for me.

 

[General Malaise]

This sounds creepy.

Sure does.

Holy crap. That is sinister stuff. UH, RUN from this as fast and as far as you can. Danger.

 

[Gadzooks]

I hope and pray that this Wednesday will be the first Wednesday that I do NOT hear or see someone make a reference to the stupid hump day camel commercial. I've come to hate any commercial that doesn't have Dikembe Mutombo in it.

 

[kevzilla]

GM>we have an Emergency Sweat Situation. Rapelisberger is threatening to take us down.

 

[Thorn]

I mailed Bob's check today that Thorn sent me. Apparently Bob lives in something called "Earth City". I put "Sounds made up" on the envelope. Hope the mailman has a sense of humor.

Earth City is where my office is located. More than a few people question it. In completely related news, I don't know what I did with your check Thorn sent to me.

 

[shuke]

Classic shuke home improvement project. The lightning strike burned the logic board in my garage door opener. I decided to replace the entire system for $160 rather than $90 for the logic board, since my opener is 8 years old and I figure it'll probably crap out as soon as I invest money in it. So I go to Sears, I wanted to buy the same system I had so I could have the spare parts if anything goes wrong with the mechanical parts, so I passed the great sale they had on a 3/4 HP belt drive with battery backup and motion-detecting light system for $180 (reg price $300).

Bought it yesterday. I take it out of the box and realize it's a chain drive, and I have a screw drive. I look it up they don't even make the screw drives anymore. Well ####, I don't want this crappy chain drive when I could have the cadillac version for $20 more. So I box it up, head back, to Sears, only to find out the sales changed this morning. That other model is now $230. Manager won't budge on the price. I figure I don't need the battery back up and extra HP so I buy a different belt system for $200.

Get home and look over the directions, and it recommends reinforcing lightweight sectional doors. Hmmm, I guess I should have done that 8 years ago since the top section of the door is bowed and starting to crack. So I figure might as well fix it now. Go to Lowe's and drop $60 on angle iron and hardware, come back and cut it up and install it. By this time, it was 5:30 and I was done.

So I've spent $100 more than estimated, had to make two extra trips out, and the weekend's over and I don't have an opener installed.

Bet you're gay.

Because I like maple-iced donuts?

 

[kevzilla]

I hope and pray that this Wednesday will be the first Wednesday that I do NOT hear or see someone make a reference to the stupid hump day camel commercial. I've come to hate any commercial that doesn't have Dikembe Mutombo in it.

Paging krista in 3...2...1....

 

[krista4]

I hope and pray that this Wednesday will be the first Wednesday that I do NOT hear or see someone make a reference to the stupid hump day camel commercial. I've come to hate any commercial that doesn't have Dikembe Mutombo in it.

Paging krista in 3...2...1....

Oh believe me, I saw it and have already put 'zooks on ignore.

 

[Thorn]

Ignoramus - Our GMTAN team is not meeting expectations. Burn it down.

Dear Andy Dalton,

Please don't score -1.20 points tonight.

I love you so hard,

Bogart

P.S. Gig'Em!!

Andy Dalton looks like absolute ##### tonight.

So you're telling me there's a chance.

22/39 248 1/0

 

[shuke]

More of the same

 

[shuke]

Sister is furious with me for telling my parents about her boyfriend getting arrested for DUI and Domestic Battery while they were in Nevada. I think in retrospect, I should have asked her about it first, but since we don't really have much of a relationship anymore, I went to my parents out of concern. That makes me a rat, right? My ex BIL is the one who told me about it. He thinks this guy is a crook (he's been in trouble with the law before) and has some sort of police ticker set up on his computer that alerts him if this guy lands in jail. Paranoid? I suppose, but then again, his sons are exposed to this guy anytime they are with my sister, so I think he's concerned too.

Anyhow, my sister swears that this incident is overblown and not at all a 'Domestic Battery' situation. She and her boyfriend were drinking all day long by the pool at a casino in Wendover, NV. They drove to get some pizza. They argued in the parking lot over what kind of pizza to get. He grabbed her by the arm and 'put her' into the car. An off duty police officer saw this,radioed it in and had him arrested for Domestic Battery and DUI. He spent some time in jail, posted $4,600 in bail and got out. But his legal woes caused them to stay down there longer than they had planned. This caused my sister to miss more work than she had vacation time. She got fired upon her return.

I should not get involved, but reading the words "Domestic Battery" with regards to your little sister is unsettling.

That's ####ty. Sorry man.

 

[shuke]

Got rear-ended on the way back from lunch. Neat.

PM Shuke on how not to handle.

I got paid, beyotch.

 

[bentley]

Hey Gang! What's going on?

Mayorga shot videos were epic.

Tannerlinks are like reddit if it was comprehensible.

I went to a place called Top Golf tonight. It's a driving range but each of the balls are chipped. You score points for how close you get to any of the flagsticks. Also, it has a full bar. Good times. I crushed the girl who beat me in the Wacky Bat Race I posted a few months back so we are now even in he athletic department.

 

[General Malaise]

Hey Gang! What's going on?

Mayorga shot videos were epic.

Tannerlinks are like reddit if it was comprehensible.

I went to a place called Top Golf tonight. It's a driving range but each of the balls are chipped. You score points for how close you get to any of the flagsticks. Also, it has a full bar. Good times. I crushed the girl who beat me in the Wacky Bat Race I posted a few months back so we are now even in he athletic department.

Yup, love Top Golf. Uni and I are going to open one in Portland with Sin. We are just short several hundred thousand dollars and some land. K4? Silent pardner?

 

[shuke]

Do we eat white pizza in here, or is that frowned upon? White with banana peppers and tomato (sometimes onions as well) is good. Peppers (hot sweet or red) and onions is my goto on real pizza too.

Some of the best white pizza here

 

[shuke]

My preliminary negotiations with Lazy-eyed black chick took a weird sideways turn over the weekend.

"She" (more on the quotation marks in a sec) was supposedly camping on the Shenandoah River this weekend. Meantime, her on-line profile has changed every time I've looked at it the last week or so. In any case, she invited me to camp with her Saturday night. I had had way too much to drink (see: my idiocy here in trying to deal with the daughter-porn-whatever thread) and told her no, but that we should meet one evening this week. She tried several more times to get me to whatever campground she was staying at. I kept begging off in favor of a weekeday meet-up. All at once, she goes on a several-post rant about how she doesn't want to meet in a restaurant/bar anymore. I can understand, so I told her I wasn't offering a place like that, just didn't want to drive while I was ####ed up Saturday night. She went the hell off on me, basically saying "you meet me here now, or never". I stopped responding, since I had random internet people to cuss at. Ain't heard a word since.

This is actually kind of frightening.

 

[General Malaise]

GM>we have an Emergency Sweat Situation. Rapelisberger is threatening to take us down.

We should have started January Jones or Cordaroy Patterson.

 

[General Malaise]

There's some of that Ben Rothlisberger magic.

 

[General Malaise]

Do we eat white pizza in here, or is that frowned upon? White with banana peppers and tomato (sometimes onions as well) is good. Peppers (hot sweet or red) and onions is my goto on real pizza too.

Some of the best white pizza here

They named a pizza after Dr. Dre?

 

[krista4]

Hey Gang! What's going on?

Mayorga shot videos were epic.

Tannerlinks are like reddit if it was comprehensible.

I went to a place called Top Golf tonight. It's a driving range but each of the balls are chipped. You score points for how close you get to any of the flagsticks. Also, it has a full bar. Good times. I crushed the girl who beat me in the Wacky Bat Race I posted a few months back so we are now even in he athletic department.

Yup, love Top Golf. Uni and I are going to open one in Portland with Sin. We are just short several hundred thousand dollars and some land. K4? Silent pardner?

Define "silent".

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Classic shuke home improvement project. The lightning strike burned the logic board in my garage door opener. I decided to replace the entire system for $160 rather than $90 for the logic board, since my opener is 8 years old and I figure it'll probably crap out as soon as I invest money in it. So I go to Sears, I wanted to buy the same system I had so I could have the spare parts if anything goes wrong with the mechanical parts, so I passed the great sale they had on a 3/4 HP belt drive with battery backup and motion-detecting light system for $180 (reg price $300).

Bought it yesterday. I take it out of the box and realize it's a chain drive, and I have a screw drive. I look it up they don't even make the screw drives anymore. Well ####, I don't want this crappy chain drive when I could have the cadillac version for $20 more. So I box it up, head back, to Sears, only to find out the sales changed this morning. That other model is now $230. Manager won't budge on the price. I figure I don't need the battery back up and extra HP so I buy a different belt system for $200.

Get home and look over the directions, and it recommends reinforcing lightweight sectional doors. Hmmm, I guess I should have done that 8 years ago since the top section of the door is bowed and starting to crack. So I figure might as well fix it now. Go to Lowe's and drop $60 on angle iron and hardware, come back and cut it up and install it. By this time, it was 5:30 and I was done.

So I've spent $100 more than estimated, had to make two extra trips out, and the weekend's over and I don't have an opener installed.

Bet you're gay.

Because I like maple-iced donuts?

Yep.

 

[General Malaise]

Hey Gang! What's going on?

Mayorga shot videos were epic.

Tannerlinks are like reddit if it was comprehensible.

I went to a place called Top Golf tonight. It's a driving range but each of the balls are chipped. You score points for how close you get to any of the flagsticks. Also, it has a full bar. Good times. I crushed the girl who beat me in the Wacky Bat Race I posted a few months back so we are now even in he athletic department.

Yup, love Top Golf. Uni and I are going to open one in Portland with Sin. We are just short several hundred thousand dollars and some land. K4? Silent pardner?

Define "silent".

1. Write Check

2. Let Uni and GM do ALL the heavy lifting

3. Free golf, wings, beer

4. ???

5. Profit

This concept is too good to fail.

Also, you don't have to be silent. I like my women a little on the bossy side.

 

[krista4]

Hey Gang! What's going on?

Mayorga shot videos were epic.

Tannerlinks are like reddit if it was comprehensible.

I went to a place called Top Golf tonight. It's a driving range but each of the balls are chipped. You score points for how close you get to any of the flagsticks. Also, it has a full bar. Good times. I crushed the girl who beat me in the Wacky Bat Race I posted a few months back so we are now even in he athletic department.

Yup, love Top Golf. Uni and I are going to open one in Portland with Sin. We are just short several hundred thousand dollars and some land. K4? Silent pardner?

Define "silent".

1. Write Check

2. Let Uni and GM do ALL the heavy lifting

3. Free golf, wings, beer

4. ???

5. Profit

This concept is too good to fail.

Also, you don't have to be silent. I like my women a little on the bossy side.

We'll get along just fine!

 

[General Malaise]

Drinking red wine tonight. Easily my favorite red blend for the money. $12 retail. So good.

 

[General Malaise]

Cooper: "Ben Rothlisberger? More like Ben Worthlessburger." He says he just made that up. I'm skeptical but still....not bad, kid.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hey Gang! What's going on?

Mayorga shot videos were epic.

Tannerlinks are like reddit if it was comprehensible.

I went to a place called Top Golf tonight. It's a driving range but each of the balls are chipped. You score points for how close you get to any of the flagsticks. Also, it has a full bar. Good times. I crushed the girl who beat me in the Wacky Bat Race I posted a few months back so we are now even in he athletic department.

Yup, love Top Golf. Uni and I are going to open one in Portland with Sin. We are just short several hundred thousand dollars and some land. K4? Silent pardner?

Define "silent".

1. Write Check

2. Let Uni and GM do ALL the heavy lifting

3. Free golf, wings, beer

4. ???

5. Profit

This concept is too good to fail.

Also, you don't have to be silent. I like my women a little on the bossy side.

WTF, you don't need a bartender?

 

[General Malaise]

Hey Gang! What's going on?

Mayorga shot videos were epic.

Tannerlinks are like reddit if it was comprehensible.

I went to a place called Top Golf tonight. It's a driving range but each of the balls are chipped. You score points for how close you get to any of the flagsticks. Also, it has a full bar. Good times. I crushed the girl who beat me in the Wacky Bat Race I posted a few months back so we are now even in he athletic department.

Yup, love Top Golf. Uni and I are going to open one in Portland with Sin. We are just short several hundred thousand dollars and some land. K4? Silent pardner?

Define "silent".

1. Write Check

2. Let Uni and GM do ALL the heavy lifting

3. Free golf, wings, beer

4. ???

5. Profit

This concept is too good to fail.

Also, you don't have to be silent. I like my women a little on the bossy side.

WTF, you don't need a bartender?

Hell yes we do! How about bar manager?

 

[General Malaise]

KEV WE DID IT!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Cooper: "Ben Rothlisberger? More like Ben Worthlessburger." He says he just made that up. I'm skeptical but still....not bad, kid.

Love the Jim Tan kids.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hey Gang! What's going on?

Mayorga shot videos were epic.

Tannerlinks are like reddit if it was comprehensible.

I went to a place called Top Golf tonight. It's a driving range but each of the balls are chipped. You score points for how close you get to any of the flagsticks. Also, it has a full bar. Good times. I crushed the girl who beat me in the Wacky Bat Race I posted a few months back so we are now even in he athletic department.

Yup, love Top Golf. Uni and I are going to open one in Portland with Sin. We are just short several hundred thousand dollars and some land. K4? Silent pardner?

Define "silent".

1. Write Check

2. Let Uni and GM do ALL the heavy lifting

3. Free golf, wings, beer

4. ???

5. Profit

This concept is too good to fail.

Also, you don't have to be silent. I like my women a little on the bossy side.

WTF, you don't need a bartender?

Hell yes we do! How about bar manager?

Nope. I don't want any responsibility unless I'm an owner. Golf and booze? These are things I know about, brother.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Cooper: "Ben Rothlisberger? More like Ben Worthlessburger." He says he just made that up. I'm skeptical but still....not bad, kid.

Love the Jim Tan kids.

Some might say a little too much.:softball:

 

[Guster]

Drinking red wine tonight. Easily my favorite red blend for the money. $12 retail. So good.

You know it's good when they use a different font for every section of text on the label

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Also, is it weird that I want a threesome with AJ Green and Gio Bernard? Keep in mind, I'm straight and a little bit racist. Thoughts?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Cooper: "Ben Rothlisberger? More like Ben Worthlessburger." He says he just made that up. I'm skeptical but still....not bad, kid.

Love the Jim Tan kids.

Some might say a little too much.:softball:

Well yeah. Somebody had to take a swing at that one. Glad it was you, GB.

 

[cosjobs]

Drafting defenses that outscore AJ Green by 24.9 points wins magic football championships.

 

[General Malaise]

Hey Gang! What's going on?

Mayorga shot videos were epic.

Tannerlinks are like reddit if it was comprehensible.

I went to a place called Top Golf tonight. It's a driving range but each of the balls are chipped. You score points for how close you get to any of the flagsticks. Also, it has a full bar. Good times. I crushed the girl who beat me in the Wacky Bat Race I posted a few months back so we are now even in he athletic department.

Yup, love Top Golf. Uni and I are going to open one in Portland with Sin. We are just short several hundred thousand dollars and some land. K4? Silent pardner?

Define "silent".

1. Write Check

2. Let Uni and GM do ALL the heavy lifting

3. Free golf, wings, beer

4. ???

5. Profit

This concept is too good to fail.

Also, you don't have to be silent. I like my women a little on the bossy side.

WTF, you don't need a bartender?

Hell yes we do! How about bar manager?

Nope. I don't want any responsibility unless I'm an owner. Golf and booze? These are things I know about, brother.

Welcome aboard.

 

[shuke]

Drinking red wine tonight. Easily my favorite red blend for the money. $12 retail. So good.

You know it's good when they use a different font for every section of text on the label

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone else hammered?

 

[cosjobs]

Hey Gang! What's going on?

Mayorga shot videos were epic.

Tannerlinks are like reddit if it was comprehensible.

I went to a place called Top Golf tonight. It's a driving range but each of the balls are chipped. You score points for how close you get to any of the flagsticks. Also, it has a full bar. Good times. I crushed the girl who beat me in the Wacky Bat Race I posted a few months back so we are now even in he athletic department.

Yup, love Top Golf. Uni and I are going to open one in Portland with Sin. We are just short several hundred thousand dollars and some land. K4? Silent pardner?

Define "silent".

1. Write Check

2. Let Uni and GM do ALL the heavy lifting

3. Free golf, wings, beer

4. ???

5. Profit

This concept is too good to fail.

Also, you don't have to be silent. I like my women a little on the bossy side.

WTF, you don't need a bartender?

Hell yes we do! How about bar manager?

Nope. I don't want any responsibility unless I'm an owner. Golf and booze? These are things I know about, brother.

Okay, I'm going to name this joint and I think a 20% stake is fair.

Its a hell of a name

 

[kevzilla]

KEV WE DID IT!

2-0, baby, the inexorable march continues.

 

[General Malaise]

Drinking red wine tonight. Easily my favorite red blend for the money. $12 retail. So good.

You know it's good when they use a different font for every section of text on the label

Would never have noticed something like that.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Glad to be a business owner with GM and Uni. Krista, your investment is gonna pay for itself tenfold just in the entertainment value.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I hope and pray that this Wednesday will be the first Wednesday that I do NOT hear or see someone make a reference to the stupid hump day camel commercial. I've come to hate any commercial that doesn't have Dikembe Mutombo in it.

We've got a camel costume at work. A couple of dudes put it on on Wednesdays and lope around the office. I #### you not.

 

[General Malaise]

Hey Gang! What's going on?

Mayorga shot videos were epic.

Tannerlinks are like reddit if it was comprehensible.

I went to a place called Top Golf tonight. It's a driving range but each of the balls are chipped. You score points for how close you get to any of the flagsticks. Also, it has a full bar. Good times. I crushed the girl who beat me in the Wacky Bat Race I posted a few months back so we are now even in he athletic department.

Yup, love Top Golf. Uni and I are going to open one in Portland with Sin. We are just short several hundred thousand dollars and some land. K4? Silent pardner?

Define "silent".

1. Write Check

2. Let Uni and GM do ALL the heavy lifting

3. Free golf, wings, beer

4. ???

5. Profit

This concept is too good to fail.

Also, you don't have to be silent. I like my women a little on the bossy side.

WTF, you don't need a bartender?

Hell yes we do! How about bar manager?

Nope. I don't want any responsibility unless I'm an owner. Golf and booze? These are things I know about, brother.

Okay, I'm going to name this joint and I think a 20% stake is fair.

Its a hell of a name

Buying a franchise and changing the name is good shtick.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hehehehe camel people are funny.

 

[cosjobs]

Where would you rather go?

Top Golf

or

Drink and Drive

 

[shuke]

I hope and pray that this Wednesday will be the first Wednesday that I do NOT hear or see someone make a reference to the stupid hump day camel commercial. I've come to hate any commercial that doesn't have Dikembe Mutombo in it.

We've got a camel costume at work. A couple of dudes put it on on Wednesdays and lope around the office. I #### you not.

No ####ing way. That is ridiculously stupid.