GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Was just on the phone with my new female sales rep.

Sales rep: Do you want me to call you back?

Me: Sure

Sales rep: Alright babe

You going to pork that or what?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Was just on the phone with my new female sales rep.

Sales rep: Do you want me to call you back?

Me: Sure

Sales rep: Alright babe

You going to pork that or what?

Not even going to joke about it, no. Plus I'm 99.99% sure she doesn't even realize she did it. Guess I'll find out when she calls back.

I know in a hurry I've hung up with clients saying "I love you".

 

[T Bell]

Was just on the phone with my new female sales rep.

Sales rep: Do you want me to call you back?

Me: Sure

Sales rep: Alright babe

You going to pork that or what?

Not even going to joke about it, no. Plus I'm 99.99% sure she doesn't even realize she did it. Guess I'll find out when she calls back.

I know in a hurry I've hung up with clients saying "I love you".

That's why it hurts so much when they don't pay you.

 

[krista4]

Don't click on this. Just a cat fighting an entire army.

And part two

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Was just on the phone with my new female sales rep.

Sales rep: Do you want me to call you back?

Me: Sure

Sales rep: Alright babe

You going to pork that or what?

Not even going to joke about it, no. Plus I'm 99.99% sure she doesn't even realize she did it. Guess I'll find out when she calls back.

I know in a hurry I've hung up with clients saying "I love you".

That's why it hurts so much when they don't pay you.

You got that right.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I think Tiger has TWO co-owners.....FDAS and somebody else.

Neat team.

FDAS bankrolled them and commisholio (I think) offered to set lineups each week because TF hates that.

after the Jimmy Graham and Jacquizz Rogers picks, I think his co-owners are probably trying to distance themselves from that squad.

:ahem:

"Clipped from the NFL.com article: "A person informed of Jackson's injury tells NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport that Jackson might miss 2-4 weeks with a thigh injury. The 30-year-old officially is viewed as "week to week."

Jacquizz Rodgers and Jason Snelling are expected to share time in the backfield. "

Maybe you guys can pick up Snelling this week.

Oh, wait.

only took 2 posts

 

[General Malaise]

Kinda glad I didn't take COlin up on his Hillman vs Tate bet.

 

[Abraham]

Kinda glad I didn't take COlin up on his Hillman vs Tate bet.

Uh, what side was I getting? I forget.

Habing a good day: signed up a small contract in Houston. Got payment status from someone that owes my company a few grand. Wife carved out some money in the budget for me to get a six pack of cheap beer. About to pick up a check from a customer that will allow me to find my company's next order.

 

[krista4]

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Was just on the phone with my new female sales rep.

Sales rep: Do you want me to call you back?

Me: Sure

Sales rep: Alright babe

You going to pork that or what?

Not even going to joke about it, no.

queer

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

If I was on that jury there is no way I could convict her.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Kinda glad I didn't take COlin up on his Hillman vs Tate bet.

Uh, what side was I getting? I forget.

Habing a good day: signed up a small contract in Houston. Got payment status from someone that owes my company a few grand. Wife carved out some money in the budget for me to get a six pack of cheap beer. About to pick up a check from a customer that will allow me to find my company's next order.

I continue to #### things up in my life.

 

[kevzilla]

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

She can't hide her lying eyes

 

[Abraham]

Kinda glad I didn't take COlin up on his Hillman vs Tate bet.

Uh, what side was I getting? I forget.Habing a good day: signed up a small contract in Houston. Got payment status from someone that owes my company a few grand. Wife carved out some money in the budget for me to get a six pack of cheap beer. About to pick up a check from a customer that will allow me to find my company's next order.

I continue to #### things up in my life.

No you don't. You have a lot to be thankful for and a chance to fix anything that's wrong. That's amazing and powerful. I occasionally email with James altucher who has the best blog on the Internet. He suggested that when I wake up in the morning stressed and tense and worried about my world crumbling that I pick up a Pen and write down 10 good things. The things I have or things I enjoy or the names of people who love me or things I enjoy doing. It's helping immensely. His theory is that being happy takes practice just like anything else. And so does being miserable or scared or depressed. So take a few Moments in the morning practicing being happy. Tanner - you may bow proceed with calling me gay

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

If I was on that jury there is no way I could convict her.

How about this guy?

he had been abused and raped...when he was 12 years old.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kinda glad I didn't take COlin up on his Hillman vs Tate bet.

Uh, what side was I getting? I forget.Habing a good day: signed up a small contract in Houston. Got payment status from someone that owes my company a few grand. Wife carved out some money in the budget for me to get a six pack of cheap beer. About to pick up a check from a customer that will allow me to find my company's next order.

I continue to #### things up in my life.

No you don't. You have a lot to be thankful for and a chance to fix anything that's wrong. That's amazing and powerful. I occasionally email with James altucher who has the best blog on the Internet. He suggested that when I wake up in the morning stressed and tense and worried about my world crumbling that I pick up a Len and write down 10 good things. The gas I have or things I enjoy or the names of people who love me or things I enjoy doing. It's helping immensely. His theory is that being happy takes practice just like anything else. And so does being miserable or scared or depressed. So take a few Moments in the morning practicing being happy.

Tanner - you may bow proceed with calling me gay

No. That was actually some great advice. Really solid buttpirate

 

[General Malaise]

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

Bet it was "Witchy Woman". That song makes me stabby.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Was just on the phone with my new female sales rep.

Sales rep: Do you want me to call you back?

Me: Sure

Sales rep: Alright babe

You going to pork that or what?

Not even going to joke about it, no. Plus I'm 99.99% sure she doesn't even realize she did it. Guess I'll find out when she calls back.

I know in a hurry I've hung up with clients saying "I love you".

David Lee Roth says that a threesome can never be the man's idea. You've always just gotta let it happen organically between the two women.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Kinda glad I didn't take COlin up on his Hillman vs Tate bet.

Uh, what side was I getting? I forget.Habing a good day: signed up a small contract in Houston. Got payment status from someone that owes my company a few grand. Wife carved out some money in the budget for me to get a six pack of cheap beer. About to pick up a check from a customer that will allow me to find my company's next order.

I continue to #### things up in my life.

No you don't. You have a lot to be thankful for and a chance to fix anything that's wrong. That's amazing and powerful. I occasionally email with James altucher who has the best blog on the Internet. He suggested that when I wake up in the morning stressed and tense and worried about my world crumbling that I pick up a Len and write down 10 good things. The gas I have or things I enjoy or the names of people who love me or things I enjoy doing. It's helping immensely. His theory is that being happy takes practice just like anything else. And so does being miserable or scared or depressed. So take a few Moments in the morning practicing being happy.

Tanner - you may bow proceed with calling me gay

No. That was actually some great advice. Really solid buttpirate

 

[UOFI_316]

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

If I was on that jury there is no way I could convict her.

How about this guy?

he had been abused and raped...when he was 12 years old.

According to the Mirror, in Shrewsbury crown court, Redfearn said he had been abused and raped by a German Shepherd when he was 12 years old.

Although the video showed him having sex with the horse, Redfearn avoided jail time because no evidence could be found that the animal was distressed.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

David Lee Roth says that a threesome can never be the man's idea. You've always just gotta let it happen organically between the two women.

I don't even want that in my life right now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

He took his revenge out on all animals.

 

[UOFI_316]

Kinda glad I didn't take COlin up on his Hillman vs Tate bet.

Uh, what side was I getting? I forget.Habing a good day: signed up a small contract in Houston. Got payment status from someone that owes my company a few grand. Wife carved out some money in the budget for me to get a six pack of cheap beer. About to pick up a check from a customer that will allow me to find my company's next order.

I continue to #### things up in my life.

No you don't. You have a lot to be thankful for and a chance to fix anything that's wrong. That's amazing and powerful. I occasionally email with James altucher who has the best blog on the Internet. He suggested that when I wake up in the morning stressed and tense and worried about my world crumbling that I pick up a Pen and write down 10 good things. The things I have or things I enjoy or the names of people who love me or things I enjoy doing. It's helping immensely. His theory is that being happy takes practice just like anything else. And so does being miserable or scared or depressed. So take a few Moments in the morning practicing being happy.Tanner - you may bow proceed with calling me gay

Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me.

 

[UOFI_316]

He took his revenge out on all animals.

I am just wondering how exactly you get abused and raped by a dog. Also, I guess if the horse likes it, it isn't against the law.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

He took his revenge out on all animals.

I am just wondering how exactly you get abused and raped by a dog. Also, I guess if the horse likes it, it isn't against the law.

Lots of peanut butter. I've heard.

 

[T Bell]

Kinda glad I didn't take COlin up on his Hillman vs Tate bet.

Uh, what side was I getting? I forget.Habing a good day: signed up a small contract in Houston. Got payment status from someone that owes my company a few grand. Wife carved out some money in the budget for me to get a six pack of cheap beer. About to pick up a check from a customer that will allow me to find my company's next order.

I continue to #### things up in my life.

No you don't. You have a lot to be thankful for and a chance to fix anything that's wrong. That's amazing and powerful. I occasionally email with James altucher who has the best blog on the Internet. He suggested that when I wake up in the morning stressed and tense and worried about my world crumbling that I pick up a Len and write down 10 good things. The things I have or things I enjoy or the names of people who love me or things I enjoy doing. It's helping immensely. His theory is that being happy takes practice just like anything else. And so does being miserable or scared or depressed. So take a few Moments in the morning practicing being happy.Tanner - you may bow proceed with calling me gay

I wish I had a Len.

 

[T Bell]

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

If I was on that jury there is no way I could convict her.

How about this guy?

he had been abused and raped...when he was 12 years old.

According to the Mirror, in Shrewsbury crown court, Redfearn said he had been abused and raped by a German Shepherd when he was 12 years old.

Although the video showed him having sex with the horse, Redfearn avoided jail time because no evidence could be found that the animal was distressed.

Police: "Were you distressed?"

Horse: "Nay!"

 

[Tecumseh]

The wife had a couple glasses of wine last night and, completely out of the blue, threw out the idea that I could have one freebie with a younger woman. My link.

 

[Zow]

Ultimate name for a golf themed bar. Seriously.

Mrs. Havercamp's

That must be the tea.

 

[Tecumseh]

Golf bar down the street from me is called Bottom of the Cup.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The wife had a couple glasses of wine last night and, completely out of the blue, threw out the idea that I could have one freebie with a younger woman. My link.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Frostillicus]

You leaving?

 

[T Bell]

The wife had a couple glasses of wine last night and, completely out of the blue, threw out the idea that I could have one freebie with a younger woman. My link.

I would suggest that you continue to buy her wine.

 

[T Bell]

You leaving?

He's got to. That salesgirl isn't going to #### herself!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The word "hobo" needs to be used more often.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

If I was on that jury there is no way I could convict her.

How about this guy?

he had been abused and raped...when he was 12 years old.

According to the Mirror, in Shrewsbury crown court, Redfearn said he had been abused and raped by a German Shepherd when he was 12 years old.Although the video showed him having sex with the horse, Redfearn avoided jail time because no evidence could be found that the animal was distressed.

Police: "Were you distressed?"

Horse: "Nay!"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good moshpitting

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Alley-oop hamper kitteh

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You leaving?

He's waving goodbye to Tec's ### imo

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

True romance

 

[Abraham]

The guy that owes me a binch of money from New Orleans was telling me how he ate at an awesome new BBQ place last week... McClure's. seriously.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The guy that owes me a binch of money from New Orleans was telling me how he ate at an awesome new BBQ place last week... McClure's. seriously.

Glad my Katrina charity check is going to good use.

 

[proninja]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #1 - yes, I know it's sideways but no idea why or what to do about it.

This is when he realized we had given him water, not vodka, in the first shot.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Shot video #3 - where he drinks the rest of my wine. Translation by Marlon the superhero.

Not shot-related, but the cigarette while doing this cracked me up.

I love you. And I want to move to Nicaragua.

 

[kevzilla]

I don't know what you degenerates get online, but I'm seeing nine games in the teaser window at brick-and-mortar Vegas casinos.

 

[Frostillicus]

Alley-oop hamper kitteh

Pretty happy I clicked on this one.

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't know what you degenerates get online, but I'm seeing nine games in the teaser window at brick-and-mortar Vegas casinos.

Yep there's a lot.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

She can't hide her lying eyes

Cops let her out on bail, but she can never leave

 

[Tiger Fan]

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

If I was on that jury there is no way I could convict her.

How about this guy?

he had been abused and raped...when he was 12 years old.

"Although the video showed him having sex with the horse, Redfearn avoided jail time because no evidence could be found that the animal was distressed."