General Malaise
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Captain Quinoa
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Homer J Simpson
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GM is so white, he tried to ethnically cleanse Sweden.
Good Posting Judge
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General Malaise
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Guy just sent us an email. He got in to see a doctor. Turns out it is Bell's Palsy. Hopefully it will go away on its own.He's more Mormon than a warehouse full of Osmonds.
And less than an hour ago the female teacher who is in the room across from me (and a good friend) had to be taken away in an ambulance. All of a sudden she had a terrible headache. She took some motrin/tylenol but it got even worse. She came into the office in tears and shaking so they called the ambulance for her.
This has been one f-ed up day.
Notorious T.R.E.
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I think it goes without saying, but eat a ####.Guy just sent us an email. He got in to see a doctor. Turns out it is Bell's Palsy. Hopefully it will go away on its own.
And less than an hour ago the female teacher who is in the room across from me (and a good friend) had to be taken away in an ambulance. All of a sudden she had a terrible headache. She took some motrin/tylenol but it got even worse. She came into the office in tears and shaking so they called the ambulance for her.
This has been one f-ed up day.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
If this is the new "T&P" I like it.I think it goes without saying, but eat a ####.Guy just sent us an email. He got in to see a doctor. Turns out it is Bell's Palsy. Hopefully it will go away on its own.
And less than an hour ago the female teacher who is in the room across from me (and a good friend) had to be taken away in an ambulance. All of a sudden she had a terrible headache. She took some motrin/tylenol but it got even worse. She came into the office in tears and shaking so they called the ambulance for her.
This has been one f-ed up day.
charvik
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T Bell
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Officer Pete Malloy
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T Bell
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T Bell
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The medical emergencies are coming from inside the school!Guy just sent us an email. He got in to see a doctor. Turns out it is Bell's Palsy. Hopefully it will go away on its own.
And less than an hour ago the female teacher who is in the room across from me (and a good friend) had to be taken away in an ambulance. All of a sudden she had a terrible headache. She took some motrin/tylenol but it got even worse. She came into the office in tears and shaking so they called the ambulance for her.
This has been one f-ed up day.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
GM is so white he sunburns very easily.
General Malaise
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Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
When I was in Junior High ("Middle School" for you latter-day commies), I had a science teacher named Mr Stepper. He would miss a ton of time.
The go-to substitute teacher was Mrs Shepherd. This was a rural area and most people stayed where they grew up, so Mrs Shepherd - retired for years and starting to lose it mentally - had taught most of our parents (the white kids, anyway). Mrs Shepherd had retired to a life of raising cattle & horses, and would burn an entire class' worth of time if you could get her talking about her cows.
Appropos of nothing, her daughter - a mean, hateful, awful person - was the vice principal at that time.
Anyway, Mrs Shepherd got to talking about why Mr Stepper missed so much time. She gave the universal sign of tipping a bottle - thumb towards mouth and the other fingers impersonating a flask.
These days, it would've been a scandal on a lot of levels. Stepper was gone after that year.
Officer Pete Malloy
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GM is so white he would never be mistaken for being Hispanic.
Good Posting Judge
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One year GM wanted to be a ghost for Halloween, so he put on blackface. That's how white he is.
General Malaise
Footballguy
GM's so white he burns crosses in the yards of KKK members. 
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
GM is so white he wears a visor like John Gruden.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Thanks GB.
####ing bull####.
####ing bull####.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Pillow jokes? I didn't know it was going to be so edgy.Ignoramus said:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Call me crazy but it might help if we knew who you were roasting or something about him.Tiger Fan said:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Or should we just guess? Just make stuff up.
"I don't want to say Mitch is obsessed with fly-fishing but the guy wore hip-waders on his wedding night." (pause for laughter)
"I don't want to say Mitch is obsessed with fly-fishing but the guy wore hip-waders on his wedding night." (pause for laughter)
General Malaise
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Tiger Fans so Greek, the Russian Mafia won't loan him money.Tiger Fan said:
General Malaise
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Mitch's wife is so fat, even Dora won't explorer her.
General Malaise
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When I read about one NFL team using a Katy Perry song to fire up its fan base pre, during and post-game I was shocked - SHOCKED - to learn it was the Cincinnati Bengals. Since when did that storied franchise make blunders?
General Malaise
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Captain Quinoa
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GM is so white, he awkwardly sticks his tongue out while running with a football.
Captain Quinoa
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Bing is so slow, it took 0.53 seconds to produce 250,000 search results.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Mitch's wife looks like she washes her face with a bear trap.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
And why you're roasting him. If he's getting married, something tells me the people around here can come up with jokes for that. If he's just old, we can switch from GMjokes toTannerjokes and you can steal those.
Help us help you.
Bob Sacamano
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Officer Pete Malloy
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General Malaise
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GM's so white he thinks Hee Haw is a rap group.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Bob Sacamano
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Notorious T.R.E.
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YES, WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK A ROAST IS A GOOD IDEA?
Is your friend Jeff Ross?
Is your friend Jeff Ross?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm with Tre. You and your friend need to watch The Office where Michael Scott thinks it's a good idea to Roast himself. End well, it will not. Comedy is hard and feelings are easy.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Oh, you know what else can go F itself? The Great Kern County Fair. Right in its redneck mouth.
Every year I have kids missing school during the fair because they're "showing animals" for 4H. :secondjerkoffmotionoftheday: It is a pain in the ### but it has never been this bad. For some reason this year a lot of the kids think that this excuses them from doing work etc. I think it is pretty generous of me to let kids who miss a day for the fair do the work the next day. Some teachers make them do all the work ahead of time.
Bumpkin Girl: Mr. Malloy? I was at the fair late last night showing my [some stupid, filthy animal] and I didn't get a chance to finish the study guide or study. Do I still have to take the test today?
Me: Yes, you still have to take the test.
Bumpkin: Really? I don't think that's fair. [no pun intended]
Me: I'm sorry but you really do. Look, I know that 4H is a good thing and you guys learn a lot by doing it but you still have to do your school work. If I let you take the test on Monday I'd have to do the same for somebody who didn't study because of football practice or somebody who was out of town with a volleyball tournament.
Bumpkin girl pouts and takes her test.
I hope her goat or sheep or duck or whatever gets rabies.
Every year I have kids missing school during the fair because they're "showing animals" for 4H. :secondjerkoffmotionoftheday: It is a pain in the ### but it has never been this bad. For some reason this year a lot of the kids think that this excuses them from doing work etc. I think it is pretty generous of me to let kids who miss a day for the fair do the work the next day. Some teachers make them do all the work ahead of time.
Bumpkin Girl: Mr. Malloy? I was at the fair late last night showing my [some stupid, filthy animal] and I didn't get a chance to finish the study guide or study. Do I still have to take the test today?
Me: Yes, you still have to take the test.
Bumpkin: Really? I don't think that's fair. [no pun intended]
Me: I'm sorry but you really do. Look, I know that 4H is a good thing and you guys learn a lot by doing it but you still have to do your school work. If I let you take the test on Monday I'd have to do the same for somebody who didn't study because of football practice or somebody who was out of town with a volleyball tournament.
Bumpkin girl pouts and takes her test.
I hope her goat or sheep or duck or whatever gets rabies.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
GM, I got Thorn's check today. I think. I actually got as far as opening the envelope but then I got distracted and left it on my desk in my office.
I'm a week or so behind, who are we roasting here?
I was at lunch with a GB today. He told me at his kid's school, they can re-take a test as many times as they want. WTMF is that all about?
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