GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

jesus christ, i feel like a #### for being a smartass today. so much bad news.

not sure what else to say, other than good luck to everyone.

I'm here for the smartassery. And I agree with Shuke regarding chili that is raped by beans.

I like beans in chili.

#### Shuke and Tre

F### the bean-haters.

 

[Frostillicus]

jesus christ, i feel like a #### for being a smartass today. so much bad news.

not sure what else to say, other than good luck to everyone.

I'm here for the smartassery. And I agree with Shuke regarding chili that is raped by beans.

I like beans in chili.

#### Shuke and Tre

F### the bean-haters.

We should start a club.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Cal's psychologist asked me tonight if I thought if I thought Cal had a real concept of death. "You know, have you ever had a pet die or something?"

It was like that scene in My Couisin Vinny when Lisa replies about why she knew a lot about cars.

Doctor =

JFC

It's a trick question!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

jesus christ, i feel like a #### for being a smartass today. so much bad news.

not sure what else to say, other than good luck to everyone.

I'm here for the smartassery. And I agree with Shuke regarding chili that is raped by beans.

I like beans in chili.

#### Shuke and Tre

F### the bean-haters.

We should start a club.

Nah. The meetings would stink.

 

[Frostillicus]

Poll is up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Other good news: I've started my birthday early (I normally hate it when people have 'birthday weeks/weekends) by drinking vodka and diet soda and eating a crapload of pizza nugget thingies.

I guess that really isn't good news but you can lick me.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Other good news: I've started my birthday early (I normally hate it when people have 'birthday weeks/weekends) by drinking vodka and diet soda and eating a crapload of pizza nugget thingies.

I guess that really isn't good news but you can lick me.

Eat a ####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Here in Central Calif (aka 'Tijuana Norte') if you say "Chili" about 50% of the people with think you mean "chile verde" or "chile relleno". If you really mean "chili" as in Hormel/Dennison's/Carroll Shelby they expect you to say "chili beans".

 

[Tiger Fan]

Other good news: I've started my birthday early (I normally hate it when people have 'birthday weeks/weekends) by drinking vodka and diet soda and eating a crapload of pizza nugget thingies.

I guess that really isn't good news but you can lick me.

Not sure I can count that high

 

[Frostillicus]

Here in Central Calif (aka 'Tijuana Norte') if you say "Chili" about 50% of the people with think you mean "chile verde" or "chile relleno". If you really mean "chili" as in Hormel/Dennison's/Carroll Shelby they expect you to say "chili beans".

I understand like four words in this post.

 

[Gadzooks]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="krista4" data-cid="15998140" data-time="1380331996"><p><p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Good Posting Judge" data-cid="15998102" data-time="1380331355"><p> <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="krista4" data-cid="15998078" data-time="1380330892"> <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Gadzooks" data-cid="15997852" data-time="1380326561">For the good of this thread, I will marry your hoosier friend. The reception will be a huge GMTAN bash. Besides, I might give up on the hot Mrs SLB since stupid SLB just won't die. Mrs Frosty was my back up plan but I'm worried I might get depressed listening to her tell stories about Frosty. I was intrigued by GM's sister but her crazy boyfriend scares me. So Krista, give MN my digits and Tanner and Frosty can fight over who gets to officiate the ceremony. See you all at the church!I love you!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Other good news: I've started my birthday early (I normally hate it when people have 'birthday weeks/weekends) by drinking vodka and diet soda and eating a crapload of pizza nugget thingies.

I guess that really isn't good news but you can lick me.

Eat a ####.

Here you go

 

[Gadzooks]

Well that's strange

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Here in Central Calif (aka 'Tijuana Norte') if you say "Chili" about 50% of the people with think you mean "chile verde" or "chile relleno". If you really mean "chili" as in Hormel/Dennison's/Carroll Shelby they expect you to say "chili beans".

I understand like four words in this post.

Raccoon raids a pickanickabasket and is happy about it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mexican TV rules

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

And way to go TRENiece.

In other good news, we're doing a Pedal Pub for my parents' 40th anniversary tomorrow which means I'll be hammered by 4 but probably keep drinking until 4.

I'll be drinking by 8am, drunk by 9:30am.

 

[Frostillicus]

Yes Beans are kicking some ###.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Yes Beans are kicking some ###.

#### yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111

 

[-fish-]

On a scale of 1-10, how gay (no offense Stu) am I.

I just got booted out of the living room into the bedroom so Mrs. TF can watch Grey's Anatomy on the DVR. I'm now, laying in our bed, with the covers on, laptop over the covers, watching SJSU/USU (hoping for the over) drinking cheap white wine.

:heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy:

About a 6, but if you'd stayed in the living room and watched Grey's Anatomy you'd be an 8

 

[Tiger Fan]

in an attempt to inject (did i spell that rite Trey?), my oldest (2) got sent to the principals office for saying "poo poo" too much at school. safe to say he's destined for gmtan in 18 years

when I was in 4th grade I got in trouble for something, and had to write a 500 word essay on why I was wrong:

"I'm very (x498) sorry"

Needless to say, neither my teacher, mother, or father were amused. My mom always said I would this #### will come full circle....and she's right...but it's ####### hilarious.....right?

 

[Tiger Fan]

On a scale of 1-10, how gay (no offense Stu) am I.

I just got booted out of the living room into the bedroom so Mrs. TF can watch Grey's Anatomy on the DVR. I'm now, laying in our bed, with the covers on, laptop over the covers, watching SJSU/USU (hoping for the over) drinking cheap white wine.

:heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy:

About a 6, but if you'd stayed in the living room and watched Grey's Anatomy you'd be an 8

what if i told you i was watching gay gum grafting pron?

 

[-fish-]

On a scale of 1-10, how gay (no offense Stu) am I.

I just got booted out of the living room into the bedroom so Mrs. TF can watch Grey's Anatomy on the DVR. I'm now, laying in our bed, with the covers on, laptop over the covers, watching SJSU/USU (hoping for the over) drinking cheap white wine.

:heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy:

About a 6, but if you'd stayed in the living room and watched Grey's Anatomy you'd be an 8

what if i told you i was watching gay gum grafting pron?

15

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Back in 6th grade I had to write the F-word 100 times and have my mom sign it. I never did it. F that.

A week later at parent-fing-teacher conferences my f-ing teacher told my my mom about it and I had to F-ing do it. F-ing b-tich.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Back in 6th grade I had to write the F-word 100 times and have my mom sign it. I never did it. F that.

A week later at parent-fing-teacher conferences my f-ing teacher told my my mom about it and I had to F-ing do it. F-ing b-tich.

Fore score and 7 years ago

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Diabetic porn?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Beans are for poofs.

 

[kevzilla]

Yes Beans are kicking some ###.

Have you read the Breaking Bad thread? Not sure the FFA consensus is worth much.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OK, last one for tonight. But it's good. An old lady falls down. HAHA.

 

[kevzilla]

Diabetic porn?

I finished

 

[Tiger Fan]

Diabetic porn?

I finished

powder?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sac,G-marco, Nutz

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Other good news: I've started my birthday early (I normally hate it when people have 'birthday weeks/weekends) by drinking vodka and diet soda and eating a crapload of pizza nugget thingies.

I guess that really isn't good news but you can lick me.

Eat a ####.

Here you go

I actually bookmarked that one.

 

[shuke]

jesus christ, i feel like a #### for being a smartass today. so much bad news.

not sure what else to say, other than good luck to everyone.

I'm here for the smartassery. And I agree with Shuke regarding chili that is raped by beans.

I like beans in chili.

#### Shuke and Tre

Whoa wait a minute. I like beans in chili. I'm alluding to the fact that you once mixed 5 cans of beans and called it "chili".

 

[shuke]

Baseball Card Vandals is my new favorite website.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

JFC: My wife was playing Draw Something on her iPhone with some internet stranger. She asked me if I could figure out what the person drew. Actually they didn't draw...they wrote it out (which is drive me crazy).

E______ J_____

FROM THE BEATLES

It was Elton John.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Was craving chili, but didn't feel like putting in the time, so I went with a new concoction: "TF express chili" 6 cans of your favorite beans (I used 2x black, 2x red, 2x chili) 1 packet of your favorite chili in a packet (I used McCormick) hunk of diced garlic 1. Put all into a pot and stir on medium heat until it comes to a boil 2. Simmer for 10 minutes While it's simmering, feel free to add any spices from your pantry to taste. I added a bit of cumin, chili powder, garlic salt, and cayenne pepper. In retrospect, I shoulda just bought another chili packet....but it still came out pretty good and only took 15 minutes to make. ETA: sorry to offend the "chili shouldn't have beans crowd"

HERE YOU GO SHUKE.

I NEVER PORTRAYED THIS FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN IT WAS

AT LEAST I HAVE ALL MY ORIGINAL GUMS.....................#####

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Baseball Card Vandals is my new favorite website.

Holy crap. We used to do this at the restaurant I worked at. In the take-out section they also sold candy and crap. For a while they also sold baseball cards too. Wite-out + Sharpie = good times. I wish I would have kept the BJ Surhoff card I fixed.

 

[shuke]

Was craving chili, but didn't feel like putting in the time, so I went with a new concoction: "TF express chili" 6 cans of your favorite beans (I used 2x black, 2x red, 2x chili) 1 packet of your favorite chili in a packet (I used McCormick) hunk of diced garlic 1. Put all into a pot and stir on medium heat until it comes to a boil 2. Simmer for 10 minutes While it's simmering, feel free to add any spices from your pantry to taste. I added a bit of cumin, chili powder, garlic salt, and cayenne pepper. In retrospect, I shoulda just bought another chili packet....but it still came out pretty good and only took 15 minutes to make. ETA: sorry to offend the "chili shouldn't have beans crowd"

HERE YOU GO SHUKE.

I NEVER PORTRAYED THIS FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN IT WAS

AT LEAST I HAVE ALL MY ORIGINAL GUMS.....................#####

Mmmm, bean soup.

 

[shuke]

I wish I would have kept the BJ Surhoff card I fixed.

Better than the one they did the other day?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Baseball Card Vandals is my new favorite website.

HFS

 

[Frostillicus]

Yes Beans are kicking some ###.

Have you read the Breaking Bad thread? Not sure the FFA consensus is worth much.

Pretty good point. But beans rule.

 

[shuke]

I wish I was funny enough to come up with this

 

[Frostillicus]

Baseball Card Vandals is my new favorite website.

HFS

I'm a new fan.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Baseball Card Vandals is my new favorite website.

HFS

I'm a new fan.

so ####### stoopid its hilarious

 

[Frostillicus]

Speaking of Tanner's link to a pic, my son and I watched Phantom Menace for the first time today and he was completely and totally enthralled. I've tried before but I guess age 3 is the prime age or something because he loved it and then wanted to watch more Star Wars. I post this because he laughed his ### off at Jar Jar a bunch of times. I guess maybe George Lucas knew what he was doing, because even though I hated that character, my kid loved him. I mean loved him.
Quite the revelation.

 

[shuke]

So dumb

 

[shuke]

OMG

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I wish I would have kept the BJ Surhoff card I fixed.

Better than the one they did the other day?

I went with the obvious.."BJ Suckoff". But the erupting schlong I added was spectacular.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OMG

Ok that one's good.

 

[Tiger Fan]

i love that website