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I haven't been to a funeral in hours.

I also plan on getting loaded tonight. More than likely at home. Any of you guys going to be around?
I'm so getting loaded. Extended family including ailing mother are finally all out of my house and I've worked about 70 hours this week. I'm going to drink a liter of whiskey and spray zygotes all over the house.

 
I also plan on getting loaded tonight. More than likely at home. Any of you guys going to be around?
Give this to your wife
Sign my name at the bottom of it.
:lmao:

I haven't been to a funeral in hours.

I also plan on getting loaded tonight. More than likely at home. Any of you guys going to be around?
I'm so getting loaded. Extended family including ailing mother are finally all out of my house and I've worked about 70 hours this week. I'm going to drink a liter of whiskey and spray zygotes all over the house.
:excited:

 
bentley said:
krista4 said:
Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know WTF "cupid shuffle" means?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uFSNtnXu48

White people "hip hop" line dancing. Most often done at a wedding reception or party with a cover band.
This makes me very, very sad.
Thank God for guns, germs and steel, because otherwise white people had no chance in the world.
Oof. One of the worst books I've read in the past 10 years, and I am actually (faintly) acquainted with the author. Read like a 30-page thesis that he just kept repeating over and over again to drag the book out to 300+ pages or whatever it was. Awful. The "steel" was pretty much missing, too.
I didn't read the book. I watched the mini-series, and that was pretty repetitive too. Interesting hypothesis though.
Don't read the book. By the end you actually feel used that you bought it.

Oh, sweet jeebus, there was a miniseries?? That must have been awful. However, Diamond really cashed in on that book, so who's the fool, right?

 
Guster BOC inventory:

Bako Middle school newsletter

T-shirt from Dewey's Pizza (actually in my size)

Dora the Explorer Christmas DVD

ATM DVD (disappointingly not porn)

United Way hand fan

Covert Affairs Season 2 DVD

Duets DVD

Weber Grill instruction manual

Mattel Classic Football (battery intact)

Polar bear Pez w/ lemon candy

Phase 10 card game

Koozie

50% off coupon to Arnold's Car and Grill in Cincinnati

Two random coins

WNKU.org magnet

VIP party pass for music festival last month

F&HC MPO retractable network cable

2/3 of a sleeve of Titleist DTs

Box of 1995 Topps Football Cards

Staple remover

Thong (seemingly used)

Mad Tree Psychopathy Pale Ale

Mt. Carmel Amber Ale

OG RASPBERRY 4LOKO!!!!!!!!1111!!

 

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