GM's thread about nothing (137 Viewers)

[Ignoramus]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

38.75

 

[FDAS]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

38.75

52

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm such a perv.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'm such a perv.

and we love you for that

 

[Hawks64]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

Agreed. Love those sock thigh highs.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

6

I bet her legs are sweaty.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just made myself a jumbo John Daly out of store brand bourbon and an Arizona Iced Tea Arnold Palmer.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm such a perv.

Ask her if she likes large married bald men and pull tabs.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm such a perv.

I think I'm in love.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm such a perv.

Ask her if she likes large married bald men and pull tabs.

Or large single hairy men and Miller Lite.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm such a perv.

Ask her if she likes large married bald men and pull tabs.

When her man was away I told her the stockings were hot and a crazy good look. She was sweet and thanked me and told my [Champ Bailey] jersey was a good look. I laughed.

 

[Limp Ditka]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

6

I bet her legs are sweaty.

And I bet you that I'd lick the sweat right off of them.

 

[T Bell]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

38.75

52

They look like support hose.

 

[Ignoramus]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

38.75

52

They look like support hose.

YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE SUPPORT HOSE.

 

[Abraham]

<<< tom Brady man crusher.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

38.75

52

They look like support hose.

YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE SUPPORT HOSE.

 

[guru_007]

<<< tom Brady man crusher.

You and me both, gb.

I don't even like the Patriots, but I love Brady,....and I love money

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm such a perv.

Ask her if she likes large married bald men and pull tabs.

Calvin's current favorite song: The Replacements, I'll be you

Dylan, Nickle Back, Rock Star

Gotta go. They want to "battle" me. Really hard to not hurt these ####ers. Plus Dyl brags about beating me up to his girlfriends.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

HEY STU!!!!

 

[Foosball God]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

That is mocha-skinned? Regardless, hot.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm such a perv.

Ask her if she likes large married bald men and pull tabs.

Calvin's current favorite song: The Replacements, I'll be you

Dylan, Nickle Back, Rock Star

129% Calvin wins this one.

Hold up...who has exposed Dylan to Nickleback?

 

[kevzilla]

I'm sipping green tea from a red Solo cup. Am I a hipster or a redneck?

Never mind. It's iced tea. Redneck.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm sipping green tea from a red Solo cup. Am I a hipster or a redneck?

Never mind. It's iced tea. Redneck.

Any giggle juice in that cup?

 

[kevzilla]

I'm sipping green tea from a red Solo cup. Am I a hipster or a redneck?

Never mind. It's iced tea. Redneck.

Any giggle juice in that cup?

Not that round. I need to clear out my freezer, though, so El Jimador is about to be El Consumador.

 

[Hawks64]

I'm such a perv.

and we love you for that

Yes we do, yes we do.

 

[Abraham]

One of my favorite stories/articles from recent years is when Josh Bell set up at a DC tube station and started playing and only two or three people even noticed. now comes this...

http://www.banksy.co.uk/2013/10/13/central-park

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

That is mocha-skinned? Regardless, hot.

That's what I thought. Her legs are almost as pale as GM.

 

[Mr.Pack]

SLB and RFW--

amazing acts of kindness. thank you for what you did for BB and his family.

 

[Abraham]

On a scale of 1-10 how hot are the stockings on this mocha-skinned broad sitting next to me?http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/xranduio/1D8E2E40-02FA-4B2A-B753-44BA9CFCF681-660-00000190142E8826_zps3312f917.jpg

I'm going with 10.

That is mocha-skinned? Regardless, hot.

That's what I thought. Her legs are almost as pale as GM.

Don't be silly.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

One of my favorite stories/articles from recent years is when Josh Bell set up at a DC tube station and started playing and only two or three people even noticed. now comes this...

http://www.banksy.co.uk/2013/10/13/central-park

That guy that bought four is one lucky SOB.

 

[Abraham]

One of my favorite stories/articles from recent years is when Josh Bell set up at a DC tube station and started playing and only two or three people even noticed. now comes this...

http://www.banksy.co.uk/2013/10/13/central-park

That guy that bought four is one lucky SOB.

assuming he figures it out...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

One of my favorite stories/articles from recent years is when Josh Bell set up at a DC tube station and started playing and only two or three people even noticed. now comes this...

http://www.banksy.co.uk/2013/10/13/central-park

I would have put my gum in his basket.

 

[-fish-]

248 points? HFS

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

248 points? HFS

They took a zero from a WR too

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ESPN FF projected RG3 to hit 30pts. Not kidding. WTF

 

[Abraham]

248 points? HFS

They took a zero from a WR too

And didn't start their best scoring running back.

 

[Ignoramus]

248 points? HFS

They took a zero from a WR too

And didn't start their best scoring running back.

For a second I thought you were talking about us and David Wilson.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

248 points? HFS

They took a zero from a WR too

And didn't start their best scoring running back.

248 points? HFS

They took a zero from a WR too

And didn't start their best scoring running back.

Congrats

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Magic football talk. There's a no-no going.

 

[Abraham]

That pitching is craZy good.

 

[Guster]

Magic football talk. There's a no-no going.

Arizona Fall League action ?

 

[shuke]

Confession: I wore a Grand Funk Railroad T-shirt under my Senior picture tux*

* = glorified dickie

Pics or GTFO

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pretty neat yahoo app. Change the lineup before the games and watch it revert back to the old lineup!

 

[shuke]

Everything was moving along splendidly but then they got in an argument about borrowing clothes and not returning them. One of them got really mad and stormed out.

What?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Everything was moving along splendidly but then they got in an argument about borrowing clothes and not returning them. One of them got really mad and stormed out.

What?

Everything was moving along splendidly but then they got in an argument about borrowing clothes and not returning them. One of them got really mad and stormed out.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Everything was moving along splendidly but then they got in an argument about borrowing clothes and not returning them. One of them got really mad and stormed out.

What?

Everything was moving along splendidly but then they got in an argument about borrowing clothes and not returning them. One of them got really mad and stormed out.

ror

 

[Tiger Fan]

Got a combined 7.9 points in a PPR out of Graham, Witten and Torrey Smith

 

[shuke]

I talked my way out of camping last night.

However, they accidentally booked two troops for the same park so there were kids freaking everywhere. The other troop had one of those big boxes of chips from a warehouse store. They had Fritos in there. Dylan wanted Fritos. I told him no because they weren't ours. The rest of the day he pretended to be with the other troop in hopes of getting some wonderful deep fried salted corn. He put a solid 3 hours in. I even found him in the front row of some fire ceremony they were performing. This ####### kid.

 

[shuke]

SLB and RFW--

amazing acts of kindness. thank you for what you did for BB and his family.

I think I missed something. What did they do?

from Chance thread:

I know a number of you have suggested that the FFA come up with something special or helpful for Chance. Well, a couple of our FFA brethren have come through in a big way.

As you may be aware, Chance is a big Houston Texans fan, and his favorite players are Andre Johnson and JJ Watt. And as many of you know, rabidfireweasel is an amazing artist with a big heart. Yesterday, we received a really cool painting of Andre Johnson in action hurdling a defender after making a reception. What a really cool thing for RFW to do (I'm sure it took a long time) and Chance really, really liked it. We're going to frame it, and it will likely end up in his younger brother Clay's room. Thanks so much RFW for such a meaningful gift.

Others of you know that St. Louis Bob is one of the best guys around. Just a genuinely good person. Well, SLB reached out to his contacts, and I don't know how many mountains he had to move, but today Chance received a personalized video from JJ Watt. Chance was sleeping (he's on low dose morphine now), but as soon as I started to play the video, he perked up and had a smile on his face throughout the entire video. It was absolutely clear that Chance recognized JJ and understood everything he said. And that smile was worth the world to me.

I couldn't have asked for two more meaningful gestures to bring happiness to my son during this difficult time. Thanks to you both, from the bottom of my heart. And sincere appreciation and heartfelt gratitude to my good friends here in the FFA for your kind words, continued support and offers of assistance. This is a special place. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Man, ####ing awesome.