GM's thread about nothing (59 Viewers)

[Leeroy Jenkins]

It sure beats playing super mario brothers. http://www.fullscreenmario.com/

 

[Scoresman]

someone in the office just microwaved a raw piece of fish and now the entire office smells like the set of a lesbian gangbang film. WTF goes through people's heads?

 

[T Bell]

someone in the office just microwaved a raw piece of fish and now the entire office smells like the set of a lesbian gangbang film. WTF goes through people's heads?

Sounds to me like you answered your own question.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

someone in the office just microwaved a raw piece of fish and now the entire office smells like the set of a lesbian gangbang film. WTF goes through people's heads?

Insta-firing or insta-beating depending on your position in the company.

 

[Limp Ditka]

someone in the office just microwaved a raw piece of fish and now the entire office smells like the set of a lesbian gangbang film. WTF goes through people's heads?

MOP alias?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Now THIS is lonely

 

[T Bell]

Now THIS is lonely

Yes.

Oddly enough I know what that DVD is behind the book based upon the Bros. McGregor presenting it (a BBC special on the Battle of Britain).

 

[Aerial Assault]

Now THIS is lonely

Aw. I think that's cute.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Now THIS is lonely

Aw. I think that's cute.

Looks like we've found out how Krista can spend her retirement years.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not knitted but pathetic

 

[bostonfred]

someone in the office just microwaved a raw piece of fish and now the entire office smells like the set of a lesbian gangbang film. WTF goes through people's heads?

Thoughts about lesbian gangbang films, apparently.

 

[UniAlias]

Was surprised it was a black guy and not Homer in the panda costume

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Was surprised it was a black guy and not Homer in the panda costume

When does this panda show up?

 

[T Bell]

Was surprised it was a black guy and not Homer in the panda costume

When does this panda show up?

I didn't make it to the panda either. Too painful.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Was surprised it was a black guy and not Homer in the panda costume

When does this panda show up?

I didn't make it to the panda either. Too painful.

It's satire right? I mean "I hope"?

 

[UniAlias]

Yeah it's brutal. Skip to halfway point to get the creepy PedoPanda.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Was surprised it was a black guy and not Homer in the panda costume

When does this panda show up?

I didn't make it to the panda either. Too painful.

:confusedhomer:

 

[Annyong]

I came home to a couple of beers on ice in the bathroom with a note saying "happy birthday, enjoy your shower"

 

[T Bell]

I came home to a couple of beers on ice in the bathroom with a note saying "happy birthday, enjoy your shower"

Translation: make sure to clean your knob so that it's truly ready for polishing later.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Was surprised it was a black guy and not Homer in the panda costume

Would smash.

 

[Annyong]

I came home to a couple of beers on ice in the bathroom with a note saying "happy birthday, enjoy your shower"

I was expecting to flip over the card and read, "... cuz it'll be your last."

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Was surprised it was a black guy and not Homer in the panda costume

Would smash.

Seems like there's a lot on that account that might be of interest.

 

[mr roboto]

That is really bad.

 

[Guster]

What a game by the Red Sox. Lucky to be up 2-1 with the way Detroit's starters have dominated

 

[YSR]

Happy Birthday Boom.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

My wife wants to "start trying" next week. Nine months to get a new job and move.

 

[Abraham]

My wife wants to "start trying" next week. Nine months to get a new job and move.

Make sure the insurance covers it as ore existing. My first kid cost me 7 grand (original bills were over 20k). My next kid is costing 1k.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

My wife wants to "start trying" next week. Nine months to get a new job and move.

Make sure the insurance covers it as ore existing. My first kid cost me 7 grand (original bills were over 20k). My next kid is costing 1k.

Yea that will be part of any negotiation for sure.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

My wife wants to "start trying" next week. Nine months to get a new job and move.

Make sure the insurance covers it as ore existing. My first kid cost me 7 grand (original bills were over 20k). My next kid is costing 1k.

My second kid cost $40.00 initially.One initial 20.00 co-pay and then a second when we switched doctors.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Wow, a whole lot of judging, bitterness and jealousy going on the the Assani Fischer thread.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Wow, a whole lot of judging, bitterness and jealousy going on the the Assani Fischer thread.

Not really surprising. Most FBG's think that they are/ could be professional poker players. Assani's on-again / off-again presence on the board chafes many of them.

 

[Tiger Fan]

The kids have reached the age where they know their mom and I have sex (LOOK AT ME!) but wish/pretend we didn't. My stepson's room is directly above ours and the other night we heard three distinct thumps on his floor right after. We were for about 10 minutes.

Then the next night after dinner, my wife starts asking him why he was thumping his floor, just to make him REALLY uncomfortable.

How old is he?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Wow, a whole lot of judging, bitterness and jealousy going on the the Assani Fischer thread.

Not really surprising. Most FBG's think that they are/ could be professional poker players. Assani's on-again / off-again presence on the board chafes many of them.

I just always thought he was weird. Better than his jwvdcw days though.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Since Commishololololol and TF are terrible co-owners and won't post ####. How did the Ice Nachos do?

Lost by 9 thanks to Jimmy Graham's donut

 

[Abraham]

Wow, a whole lot of judging, bitterness and jealousy going on the the Assani Fischer thread.

Not really surprising. Most FBG's think that they are/ could be professional poker players. Assani's on-again / off-again presence on the board chafes many of them.

I just always thought he was weird. Better than his jwvdcw days though.

I'm not chafed. I admire him. Just seems like over time a professional might remove as much of the reckless nature as possible.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Wow, a whole lot of judging, bitterness and jealousy going on the the Assani Fischer thread.

Not really surprising. Most FBG's think that they are/ could be professional poker players. Assani's on-again / off-again presence on the board chafes many of them.

I just always thought he was weird. Better than his jwvdcw days though.

I'm not chafed. I admire him. Just seems like over time a professional might remove as much of the reckless nature as possible.

Time to bump onslaught threads.

 

[-fish-]

Weed has clearly affected his onslaughts.

 

[-fish-]

Not the same Otis

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Not the same Otis

For a guy who routinely pays masseuses for happy endings, Otis is sure up on his high horse as Mr Family Man.

Not the same Otis

 

[mr roboto]

If that's true I'm willing to delete.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

If that's true I'm willing to delete.

you think Otis who posts here is Otis Nixon who posts about AMPs at :e:?

 

[mr roboto]

Thought it might be. Now I feel bad.

 

[mr roboto]

Lets delete and move on.

 

[-fish-]

Stupid doyers

 

[shuke]

Football nerdiness:

On Sunday I took my kids to the NE game. My 6 year old Will was almost crying after the Brady interception with 2 minutes and change to go. I am giving him a hug and people are streaming out of the stadium.

My son Will, after the boneheaded interception by Brady "Why are so many people leaving?"

Me "They are mad about the game and going to their cars. They think they are going to beat traffic."

Will "I am not ready to go. I don't think they can win though"

Me "I don't think so either, but we stay to the end and root for our team. They might get the ball back."

Will "If they get the ball back, they better throw it to Julian Edelman in the middle and Kembrell Thompkins on the sidelines."

Me- 5 minutes later- Whoah.

Nice. I hate the early leavers.

What's Gillette like for a 6 year old? I can't imagine taking my son to an NFL game.

 

[T Bell]

Thought it might be. Now I feel bad.

:lowwhistle:

 

[shuke]

Was surprised it was a black guy and not Homer in the panda costume

LMAO at Oriental Avenue

 

[shuke]

Wow, a whole lot of judging, bitterness and jealousy going on the the Assani Fischer thread.

Are they confused by the onslaughts?

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Football nerdiness:

On Sunday I took my kids to the NE game. My 6 year old Will was almost crying after the Brady interception with 2 minutes and change to go. I am giving him a hug and people are streaming out of the stadium.

My son Will, after the boneheaded interception by Brady "Why are so many people leaving?"

Me "They are mad about the game and going to their cars. They think they are going to beat traffic."

Will "I am not ready to go. I don't think they can win though"

Me "I don't think so either, but we stay to the end and root for our team. They might get the ball back."

Will "If they get the ball back, they better throw it to Julian Edelman in the middle and Kembrell Thompkins on the sidelines."

Me- 5 minutes later- Whoah.

Nice. I hate the early leavers.

What's Gillette like for a 6 year old? I can't imagine taking my son to an NFL game.

Not too bad. A lot of public drunkenness, but language was reasonable. He knows a lot about football and the players numbers, and he has to stand on his chair to see, so he stands out. People come from all over to give him high fives.I wouldn't have brought him yet, but he was desperate to go. With all going on related to BB and Chance, I figured - why not? What is the worst that will happen. He is so damn cute, saints fans tailgating gave us a bunch of very tasty jambalaya. Also, hot chicks from 18-40 seek him out to talk to him. He openly gropes them, they stare at hand on their breast, he laughs like a 6 six year old without removing his hand, they laugh and don't move his hand.

This happens everywhere. So, he is good to have around on multiple levels.

 

[UniAlias]

Wow, a whole lot of judging, bitterness and jealousy going on the the Assani Fischer thread.

I'm not sure if it's bad as you're making it out to be. Otis is the main antagonist, and in his defense he sent a considerable sum of money to stake Assani recently in a tournament without the knowledge that AF was lighting up doobies in the parking lot. The debate on whether marijuana helps/hurts people playing poker is pretty interesting IMO. Given the controversial nature of marijuana use I don't think it's entirely unreasonable that AF should probably disclose that information when seeking money from online strangers though.