GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[bentley]

Are Imp and I fighting?

Wait, what? I thought you were one of the good guys.

I started this controversy. I just assume that a page with a lot interaction between you and anyone is probably a fight.

In my defense, I was quite full of your country's finest export - La Fin du Monde

 

[strykerpks]

Are Imp and I fighting?

Wait, what? I thought you were one of the good guys.

I can't remember that night anymore.

I just looked back. You insulted Minnesota like it was Wisconsin or something.

Go all imp on him, imp.

 

[UniAlias]

Are Imp and I fighting?

Wait, what? I thought you were one of the good guys.

I started this controversy. I just assume that a page with a lot interaction between you and anyone is probably a fight.

In my defense, I was quite full of your country's finest export - La Fin du Monde

yum.

 

[strykerpks]

Are Imp and I fighting?

Wait, what? I thought you were one of the good guys.

I can't remember that night anymore.

Oh that's cute that you think people really believe there's a difference.

I just looked back. You insulted Minnesota like it was Wisconsin or something.

Nevermind, go all imp on him, Frosty

 

[Frostillicus]

Are Imp and I fighting?

Wait, what? I thought you were one of the good guys.

I can't remember that night anymore.

Oh that's cute that you think people really believe there's a difference.

I just looked back. You insulted Minnesota like it was Wisconsin or something.

Nevermind, go all imp on him, Frosty

I don't know how.

 

[Frostillicus]

I know what to do!

 

[General Malaise]

Hopefully the best $132 I ever lost.

#miseryhedge

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I smell like a garbage fire.

 

[strykerpks]

I smell like a garbage fire.

Wanna make out?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I smell like a garbage fire.

Quote or opinion?

Fact.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I smell like a garbage fire.

Wanna make out?

Always. Don't tell YSR though. She can be pretty possessive, especially when I'm putting out the musky aromas so strongly.

 

[Abraham]

I smell like a garbage fire.

Wanna make out?

Always. Don't tell YSR though. She can be pretty possessive, especially when I'm putting out the musky aromas so strongly.

She's prepping for a beat down. She won't be around for a while.

 

[Frostillicus]

I smell like a garbage fire.

That's the smelliest kind of fire!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I smell like a garbage fire.

That's the smelliest kind of fire!

You, sir, are forgetting the all-powerful manure fire. I've got a couple more showerless days to go before reaching that level.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Watching the baseball game. Twice the announcer has said (re the 9-0 score) "Do not adjust your sets."

My kid said "Seriously, is that even a thing anymore? 'Quick! Fix the rabbit ears! It looks like the score is 9-0 but it can't be!'"

I assume you immediately launched into a 30 minute story about the time you had to hold the rabbit ears so your parents could watch the news story about the Titanic which could have been done in 5 but meandered about to the time you wore an onion on your belt (which was the style at the time) and probably something about the miracle that is the microwave.

Message for you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Filing my nails at my desk with a pink, ribbon-shaped emory board. Slap it high?

Bull####

Remind me to post a pick for you on Monday.

 

[strykerpks]

Fish > I want to keep RG3 in flex on principle so Chad Henne is our starter this week, unless you see something else worth giving our lineup the old knuckles shuffle.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not a cat gif

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Words to live by

 

[strykerpks]

Not a cat gif

Pretty sure I downloaded that from alt.rec.saget.ahv back in '95. Took like 2 1/2 hours but I laughed like a *******.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not a cat gif

Pretty sure I downloaded that from alt.rec.saget.ahv back in '95. Took like 2 1/2 hours but I laughed like a *******.

Big news

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm here if anyone needs to call it a night

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm here if anyone needs to call it a night

Thanks, man. I'm beat.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm here if anyone needs to call it a night

Thanks, man. I'm beat.

Don't forget to clock out. You know how anal Payroll is with open shifts.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Tis a rare thing for me to want Clemson to win a football game, but I would root for the Taliban Giants if they were playing Florida State.

 

[General Malaise]

Fish > I want to keep RG3 in flex on principle so Chad Henne is our starter this week, unless you see something else worth giving our lineup the old knuckles shuffle.

That IS a very good "what the heck" flex option.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Fish > I want to keep RG3 in flex on principle so Chad Henne is our starter this week, unless you see something else worth giving our lineup the old knuckles shuffle.

That IS a very good "what the heck" flex option.

 

[Guster]

I smell like a garbage fire.

That's the smelliest kind of fire!

We are in the planning stages on a two week session with a team and one of the ideas that I had for them was to have a garbage fire on our roof. It went over surprisingly well with my co-workers

 

[Guster]

One of my friends on FB just had a baby girl. The baby has the same first and last name as her mother

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I smell like a garbage fire.

That's the smelliest kind of fire!

We are in the planning stages on a two week session with a team and one of the ideas that I had for them was to have a garbage fire on our roof. It went over surprisingly well with my co-workers

You have the strangest job in the world.

 

[walnutz]

I wrote here a few weeks ago about the condition that my 13 year old lab was in. He had been doing fine over the past weeks. However, last night before bed his front leg seemed to give out. He can't get up with his weaker back legs now and the front one not working right.

My youngest son has a soccer game this morning. My wife and told the kids to say good bye to their dog before they left for his soccer game. We did our best to explain to them how we don't want him to live in pain or in a state where he can't walk around and enjoy himself. My 6 year old was in tears. Just breaking my heart.

In 30 minutes I will be taking my best buddy to the vet when they open. In all likelihood this is it. I won't be bringing him home with me. For the first time in 13 years i will have to walk in the door and not be greeted by him.

This was definitely not the way that i saw my Saturday morning playing out.

 

[DocGonzo]

Last night I accidentally ate a pancreas. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a human one, but still. On the menu they call it "sweetbread" because if they called it "pancreas," well...

So here's some happy news for the GMTAN. I'm on Mackinac Island this weekend with my girlfriend and tonight after dinner I'm going to propose. She has no idea it's coming. I drove across the state earlier this week to sit down with her mom and dad, I picked up the ring, and this boat is full steam ahead. I know she's going to accept, I know she's the one, and still my stomach has been in knots for the last few days (although today this might be because of the pancreas). I find it strange that I can be this nervous about something I'm absolutely certain is the right thing, but I guess it's just because I've been a single guy doing what single guys do for a long time. I damn near gave her the ring yesterday just so I could stop acting weird.

 

[Abraham]

Dang. Hang in there. Tpwgbw

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Sorry, man. That's rough.

 

[Abraham]

Last night I accidentally ate a pancreas. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a human one, but still. On the menu they call it "sweetbread" because if they called it "pancreas," well...

So here's some happy news for the GMTAN. I'm on Mackinac Island this weekend with my girlfriend and tonight after dinner I'm going to propose. She has no idea it's coming. I drove across the state earlier this week to sit down with her mom and dad, I picked up the ring, and this boat is full steam ahead. I know she's going to accept, I know she's the one, and still my stomach has been in knots for the last few days (although today this might be because of the pancreas). I find it strange that I can be this nervous about something I'm absolutely certain is the right thing, but I guess it's just because I've been a single guy doing what single guys do for a long time. I damn near gave her the ring yesterday just so I could stop acting weird.

The "acting weird" really just begins with giving her the ring.

 

[Abraham]

Sorry, man. That's rough.

Still up?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Sorry, man. That's rough.

Still up?

Yep. Been fully nocturnal TE last few weeks.

 

[Abraham]

Sorry, man. That's rough.

Still up?

Yep. Been fully nocturnal TE last few weeks.

As I tell my daughter so she won't get scared, night time is when the sun goes to bed and the moon wakes up. So I tell you homer, do not fear of the dark because all it means is the sun has gone to bed and our good friend the moon has awoken and is ready to party.

 

[YSR]

So sorry walnutz. I dread the day.

 

[YSR]

And congrats in advance Doc, you poor dumb *******.

 

[Abraham]

And congrats in advance Doc, you poor dumb *******.

Shouldn't you be drinking?

 

[bentley]

DocGonzo - congrats. My piece of advice to you is to not overthink the wording of the proposal. I had this whole speech about how Angrywife made me a better person and whatnot and she doesn't remember any of it because of the emotion of the moment.

Walnutz - That's such a tough moment. Good luck.

Angrywife took JR to get a haircut this morning. Yuke and I haven't moved off the couch since we got up two hours ago. Kinda wishing I had a diaper of my own so that I didn't have to get up at all.

 

[Fuller]

I'm here if anyone needs to call it a night

Thanks, man. I'm beat.

Don't forget to clock out. You know how anal Payroll is with open shifts.

anal...open...####s. way to kill a boner.

oh, that's shifts. my bad. carry on.

 

[Fuller]

I wrote here a few weeks ago about the condition that my 13 year old lab was in. He had been doing fine over the past weeks. However, last night before bed his front leg seemed to give out. He can't get up with his weaker back legs now and the front one not working right.

My youngest son has a soccer game this morning. My wife and told the kids to say good bye to their dog before they left for his soccer game. We did our best to explain to them how we don't want him to live in pain or in a state where he can't walk around and enjoy himself. My 6 year old was in tears. Just breaking my heart.

In 30 minutes I will be taking my best buddy to the vet when they open. In all likelihood this is it. I won't be bringing him home with me. For the first time in 13 years i will have to walk in the door and not be greeted by him.

This was definitely not the way that i saw my Saturday morning playing out.

:( that sucks.

 

[Guster]

Yahoo's prediction for this week:

Stinky Finger 157.12

Oildale Meat Raffe 157.22

 

[Guster]

Last night I accidentally ate a pancreas. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a human one, but still. On the menu they call it "sweetbread" because if they called it "pancreas," well...

So here's some happy news for the GMTAN. I'm on Mackinac Island this weekend with my girlfriend and tonight after dinner I'm going to propose. She has no idea it's coming. I drove across the state earlier this week to sit down with her mom and dad, I picked up the ring, and this boat is full steam ahead. I know she's going to accept, I know she's the one, and still my stomach has been in knots for the last few days (although today this might be because of the pancreas). I find it strange that I can be this nervous about something I'm absolutely certain is the right thing, but I guess it's just because I've been a single guy doing what single guys do for a long time. I damn near gave her the ring yesterday just so I could stop acting weird.

You poor dumb *******

 

[Guster]

I wrote here a few weeks ago about the condition that my 13 year old lab was in. He had been doing fine over the past weeks. However, last night before bed his front leg seemed to give out. He can't get up with his weaker back legs now and the front one not working right.

My youngest son has a soccer game this morning. My wife and told the kids to say good bye to their dog before they left for his soccer game. We did our best to explain to them how we don't want him to live in pain or in a state where he can't walk around and enjoy himself. My 6 year old was in tears. Just breaking my heart.

In 30 minutes I will be taking my best buddy to the vet when they open. In all likelihood this is it. I won't be bringing him home with me. For the first time in 13 years i will have to walk in the door and not be greeted by him.

This was definitely not the way that i saw my Saturday morning playing out.

So sorry to hear. That's gotta be toughKrista and Tanner have cats to spare if you need something to fill the void.

 

[kevzilla]

There are lots of places in South Texas where you can get lightly breaded and fried sweetbreads. Whether it's pancreas or thymus or whatever is not important.

 

[YSR]

And congrats in advance Doc, you poor dumb *******.

Shouldn't you be drinking?

Who says I'm not?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And congrats in advance Doc, you poor dumb *******.

Shouldn't you be drinking?

Who says I'm not?

Atta girl.