GM's thread about nothing (10 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

 

[Disco Stu]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

Or both. Knuckles, Destiney, unnamed warty strippers, etc.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

Or both. Knuckles, Destiney, unnamed warty strippers, etc.

Exactly.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Possible things that could liven up this thread. I'll go first:

• Tre takes requests for his singing shot vids
• Krista provides pics of the Halloween costumes she's making for her cats (including that new ###hole).
• Homer posts more seagull photos.
• Shuke professes his skepticism more even more stuff.

Suggestions?

 

[YSR]

Leaving in approximately 12 minutes to head to SC for the Clemson/FSU game. Your thoughts and prayers for my emotional well-being would be greatly appreciated for the next 33ish hours.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Possible things that could liven up this thread. I'll go first:

• Tre takes requests for his singing shot vids
• Krista provides pics of the Halloween costumes she's making for her cats (including that new ###hole).
• Homer posts more seagull photos.
• Shuke professes his skepticism more even more stuff.

Suggestions?

Leaving in approximately 12 minutes to head to SC for the Clemson/FSU game. Your thoughts and prayers for my emotional well-being would be greatly appreciated for the next 33ish hours.

The goal was for people to post something interesting.

 

[mr roboto]

I had a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks today. It was very good.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks today. It was very good.

What name did you tell them to write on the cup? I never give my real name. (I go to Starbucks like twice a year)

 

[Disco Stu]

Possible things that could liven up this thread. I'll go first:

• Tre takes requests for his singing shot vids
• Krista provides pics of the Halloween costumes she's making for her cats (including that new ###hole).
• Homer posts more seagull photos.
• Shuke professes his skepticism more even more stuff.

Suggestions?

It's been way too long since one of you weirdos #### your pants.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Related

 

[mr roboto]

I had a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks today. It was very good.

What name did you tell them to write on the cup? I never give my real name. (I go to Starbucks like twice a year)

They didn't ask. But that is a prime opportunity for some good shtick.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks today. It was very good.

What name did you tell them to write on the cup? I never give my real name. (I go to Starbucks like twice a year)

They didn't ask. But that is a prime opportunity for some good shtick.

I usually go with something Hispanished like "Carlos" or "Lil Puppet". Really throws them off.

 

[mr roboto]

I had a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks today. It was very good.

What name did you tell them to write on the cup? I never give my real name. (I go to Starbucks like twice a year)

They didn't ask. But that is a prime opportunity for some good shtick.

I usually go with something Hispanished like "Carlos" or "Lil Puppet". Really throws them off.

Grimace. Hamburgler.

 

[mr roboto]

Howard Schultz.

 

[YSR]

Possible things that could liven up this thread. I'll go first:

• Tre takes requests for his singing shot vids
• Krista provides pics of the Halloween costumes she's making for her cats (including that new ###hole).
• Homer posts more seagull photos.
• Shuke professes his skepticism more even more stuff.

Suggestions?

Leaving in approximately 12 minutes to head to SC for the Clemson/FSU game. Your thoughts and prayers for my emotional well-being would be greatly appreciated for the next 33ish hours.

The goal was for people to post something interesting.

Words hurt.

 

[mr roboto]

I bought a new bathroom vanity light at Menards today too. Got 20% off. They are running a sale on all interior lighting.

 

[Ignoramus]

Related

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

I don't see anything better happening to me than the night that ended in the hot tub. I hope.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

I don't see anything better happening to me than the night that ended in the hot tub. I hope.

You and the old lady going to the WS if our Cards make it?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Possible things that could liven up this thread. I'll go first:

• Tre takes requests for his singing shot vids
• Krista provides pics of the Halloween costumes she's making for her cats (including that new ###hole).
• Homer posts more seagull photos.
• Shuke professes his skepticism more even more stuff.

Suggestions?

Leaving in approximately 12 minutes to head to SC for the Clemson/FSU game. Your thoughts and prayers for my emotional well-being would be greatly appreciated for the next 33ish hours.

The goal was for people to post something interesting.

Words hurt.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

I don't see anything better happening to me than the night that ended in the hot tub. I hope.

You and the old lady going to the WS if our Cards make it?

Not sure if I'll get tickets, but I would like to hang outside the stadium again if they do make it. Actually leaving to head downtown for the game tonight with a GB. We'll be in right field. The bald guy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

I don't see anything better happening to me than the night that ended in the hot tub. I hope.

You and the old lady going to the WS if our Cards make it?

Not sure if I'll get tickets, but I would like to hang outside the stadium again if they do make it. Actually leaving to head downtown for the game tonight with a GB. We'll be in right field. The bald guy.

I really wasn't interested. Just making small talk.

 

[Abraham]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

I don't see anything better happening to me than the night that ended in the hot tub. I hope.

You and the old lady going to the WS if our Cards make it?

Not sure if I'll get tickets, but I would like to hang outside the stadium again if they do make it. Actually leaving to head downtown for the game tonight with a GB. We'll be in right field. The bald guy.

If the Cards and Red Sox meet in the WorldsSeries I will probably watch 0.0% of the entire thing.

:Astros4LifeYo:

 

[Limp Ditka]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

I don't see anything better happening to me than the night that ended in the hot tub. I hope.

You and the old lady going to the WS if our Cards make it?

Not sure if I'll get tickets, but I would like to hang outside the stadium again if they do make it. Actually leaving to head downtown for the game tonight with a GB. We'll be in right field. The bald guy.

If the Cards and Red Sox meet in the WorldsSeries I will probably watch 0.0% of the entire thing.

:Astros4LifeYo:

So you've watched 4 World Series games?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

I don't see anything better happening to me than the night that ended in the hot tub. I hope.

You and the old lady going to the WS if our Cards make it?

Not sure if I'll get tickets, but I would like to hang outside the stadium again if they do make it. Actually leaving to head downtown for the game tonight with a GB. We'll be in right field. The bald guy.

If the Cards and Red Sox meet in the WorldsSeries I will probably watch 0.0% of the entire thing.

:Astros4LifeYo:

Congrats

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kitty doesn't like SLB's safeword

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

I don't see anything better happening to me than the night that ended in the hot tub. I hope.

Did I miss this somewhere?

 

[T Bell]

Dear Sweet J,

Please remember that the model for post-divorce relationships is Stu. While GM and urbanhack and Redmond are fantastic people, they are not role models.

Love,

The internet

It was a run.

Interested to see how this Sweet J story ends up. #Hippling

Link to story? Not seeing it? Is he posting under an alias?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

if any team in existence makes the World Series, I will also probably watch 0.0% of the entire thing (assuming there's something better on my DVR at the time, which is a given).

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Filing my nails at my desk with a pink, ribbon-shaped emory board. Slap it high?

 

[Fuller]

Filing my nails at my desk with a pink, ribbon-shaped emory board. Slap it high?

GAY

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Filing my nails at my desk with a pink, ribbon-shaped emory board. Slap it high?

GAY

Sometimes I just want to feel pretty.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This thread has kinda sucked lately. What's the matter with you guys?

Somebody do something stupid or get laid or something.

I don't see anything better happening to me than the night that ended in the hot tub. I hope.

Did I miss this somewhere?

I posted it in the VGF but delted it less than 24 hours later in sober regret/clarity. Wish I would have save a copy. Maybe Scotty can recover.

Kitty doesn't like SLB's safeword

* infinity

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Why my wife doesn't like for me to drink hard alcohol.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

3.5 hours early for the game. Yeah, this will end well. God bless you Scooterguy, God bless you.

 

[Guster]

Why my wife doesn't like for me to drink hard alcohol.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Kershaw is a nightmare matchup tonight. Wacha Flocka is strong, but I smell 3-1 Doyers.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kershaw is a nightmare matchup tonight. Wacha Flocka is strong, but I smell 3-1 Doyers.

Please God, no.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Kershaw is a nightmare matchup tonight. Wacha Flocka is strong, but I smell 3-1 Doyers.

The Cards are a trainwreck against ####ty lefties. Kershaw isn't even a garden variety nightmare. He's like a nightmare wrapped in barbed wire attached to a cat being held by Dane Cook.

Basically have to hope Wacha can shut them out until they get to the bullpen.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Any Japanese guys pitching tonight?

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm starting to drink now. Then going to a small music festival headlined by Andrew Bird. Might be drunk enough to make a baby later. #dumbthingsfortanner

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Why my wife doesn't like for me to drink hard alcohol.

MF ...I actually did laugh out loud

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm starting to drink now. Then going to a small music festival headlined by Andrew Bird. Might be drunk enough to make a baby later. #dumbthingsfortanner

Foxtrot for Fetuses 2013

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm starting to drink now. Then going to a small music festival headlined by Andrew Bird. Might be drunk enough to make a baby later. #dumbthingsfortanner

And this is different than every other day of your life how?

 

[GOB]

I went out with my brother's co-workers last night. Basically higher ups... anyway I was not drinking because I got drunk Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Needed a day off, because I'm going out tonight and Saturday for the Aggies game.

They were all disappointed I wasn't drinking, they heard stories of my inner animal. So that is happening tonight.

Ok, I'll try to not disappoint you guys, either.

 

[Frostillicus]

I went out with my brother's co-workers last night. Basically higher ups... anyway I was not drinking because I got drunk Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Needed a day off, because I'm going out tonight and Saturday for the Aggies game.

They were all disappointed I wasn't drinking, they heard stories of my inner animal. So that is happening tonight.

Ok, I'll try to not disappoint you guys, either.

I am on board with this.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Tomorrow should be interesting. I'm visiting my dad. My mom & her sister are going, too. It's Oktober Fest in the dementia ward of the ALF - with beer! I'm guessing the suds are more for the guests than the patients, but - from what my mother tells me - the inhabitants are allowed to drink too. I don't know if this is a complete trainwreck waiting to happen or brilliant or both.

 

[Ignoramus]

Heading to my first UFC thingie tomorrow night and am not sure what to expect. Anyone know an online store that will overnight Affliction t-shirts?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Why my wife doesn't like for me to drink hard alcohol.

MF ...I actually did laugh out loud

Good Lord. I haven't been around a lot of Dobermans but those I WAS around would've turned tiger-guy into bloody rags.

 

[Ignoramus]

Tomorrow should be interesting. I'm visiting my dad. My mom & her sister are going, too. It's Oktober Fest in the dementia ward of the ALF - with beer! I'm guessing the suds are more for the guests than the patients, but - from what my mother tells me - the inhabitants are allowed to drink too. I don't know if this is a complete trainwreck waiting to happen or brilliant or both.

Little bit of Column A, little bit of Column B.