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strykerpks
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Whoa.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women.
I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
I had the same job in college for about 3 hours. Except the act was America. So I had to sing "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name". That didn't translate too well over the phone and on the 5th call I got called a fa##ot for the third time. I dropped the phone and walked out.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Not my best effort.This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Well, in their defense, you are a ######.Whoa.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women.
I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
I had the same job in college for about 3 hours. Except the act was America. So I had to sing "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name". That didn't translate too well over the phone and on the 5th call I got called a fa##ot for the third time. I dropped the phone and walked out.
Officer Pete Malloy
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bentley
Footballguy
Sweet. Thanks. And if there are any questions, I'll just say that "this dreamy guy from the Internet" recommended it and they will all melt away.
strykerpks
Footballguy
You're a towelWell, in their defense, you are a ######.Whoa.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women.
I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
I had the same job in college for about 3 hours. Except the act was America. So I had to sing "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name". That didn't translate too well over the phone and on the 5th call I got called a fa##ot for the third time. I dropped the phone and walked out.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I rather enjoyed it.Not my best effort.This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I used to call up people and sing "Vehicle" by Ides of March to them.
It didn't have anything to do with a job though.
It didn't have anything to do with a job though.
Notorious T.R.E.
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bentley
Footballguy
I had a nice little chat with a four year old from Ontario today. Apparently he got ahold of the phone, starting randomly hitting numbers, and ended up calling my office. He was doing fine but his little brother was very angry because mommy wasn't feeding him dinner.
Unfortunately there was no singing or usage of the word "hoser."
Unfortunately there was no singing or usage of the word "hoser."
kevzilla
Footballguy
Did you pinch-hit for the Red Sox today?Not my best effort.This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
bentley
Footballguy
Not my best effort.This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
Still good stuff.
Notorious T.R.E.
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We won, didn't we?Did you pinch-hit for the Red Sox today?Not my best effort.This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Two other GMTAN losers owe beer slam shots.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Not my best effort.This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
But you need a punch top can to drink even faster
Notorious T.R.E.
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Can is my worst medium.Not my best effort.This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
But you need a punch top can to drink even faster
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Not my best effort.This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You're still an artist.Can is my worst medium.Not my best effort.This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Better than using pigs bloodYou're still an artist.Can is my worst medium.Not my best effort.This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
Guster
Footballguy
:slowclap: (not the type Zooks has)Not my best effort.This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
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Guster
Footballguy
I was busy spending the night on my couch surrounded by empty beer cans and an empty jug of bourbon
Notorious T.R.E.
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lolI was busy spending the night on my couch surrounded by empty beer cans and an empty jug of bourbon
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Bob Sacamano
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Idiot Boxer
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Seriously, does NO ONE play Letterpress?
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Guster
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Really should have known better than to click that link when other people can view my screen
Officer Pete Malloy
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New poll idea.
How many boxes of tissues does Frank N Beans go through a week?
How many boxes of tissues does Frank N Beans go through a week?
Officer Pete Malloy
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Good Posting Judge
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Fairly uninteresting story for Abe:
One of my HS classmates is a realtor, and while showing a client around a particularly Tony neighborhood in the Bay Area, said client almost ran over Billie Joe.
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