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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Hawks64
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
Talk about a company that had a great product and screwed it up by adding a bunch of crap no one needed...
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Do I need to download something?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Wow. Awesome. I don't even understand WTF it's about but it's awesome. 
Abraham
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
X Chromosomes, we call them ##### genes. / GM
eaganwildcats
Footballguy
Dear Frosty: you nailed it with the last sentence of your newest Gopher write up. I anticipate much yelling in your future.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Had lunch today with Dylan, see FB post.
The part I left out? When I was leaving, I ran over the curb. Twice. In front of a cop.
He didn't pull me over.
The part I left out? When I was leaving, I ran over the curb. Twice. In front of a cop.
He didn't pull me over.
Guster
Footballguy
I love you GBHad lunch today with Dylan, see FB post.
The part I left out? When I was leaving, I ran over the curb. Twice. In front of a cop.
He didn't pull me over.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Love you too GB.Guster said:I love you GBSt. Louis Bob said:Had lunch today with Dylan, see FB post.
The part I left out? When I was leaving, I ran over the curb. Twice. In front of a cop.
He didn't pull me over.
It was so awesome. I couldn't figure out how to add how all of the cute little girls looked at him all doey eyed the whole time. You know, without being creepy. He would acknowledge them then just go about his business talking to me. It's a day I'll never forget. Top 5 all time for sure.
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bentley
Footballguy
That was a cool story on FB.St. Louis Bob said:Had lunch today with Dylan, see FB post.
The part I left out? When I was leaving, I ran over the curb. Twice. In front of a cop.
He didn't pull me over.
I think I'm going to buy a new suit. Don't have to wear one very often, but it's time. Angrywife usually picks out my clothes, but I'm a little leery about her input here since I'm pretty sure she hasn't seen anyone in a suit in about 4.5 years.
Watching the Texas-Arkansas game from 1987 on the Longhorn Network. Lee Corso doing the color commentary. Sweet polyester pants on both coaching staffs.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I am pretty smart.eaganwildcats said:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-fish- said:
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
That doesn't sound good.Guster said:I had a partial tear of my rotator cuff about 8 years ago and it was in a tricky spot and since my dreams of being a professional athlete were already dashed at that point, my orthopedic doctor opted for rehab over surgery. Things had been ok but not 100% for a couple years until this February. I was at the gym and felt a pop and my arm went numb for a couple seconds. Since then i haven't been able to lift things above my shoulder and I hurts to hold my arm out to the side.
Over the last week or so it's been getting even worse. I rock the messenger bag look for work and can't even put the strap over my head. Might be time to reach out to the doctor again for another MRI
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Your new guy stole my "here's what they're saying on twitter" shtick. I guess that's my legacy.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Speaking of sending wacky emails...
As some of you know about a month ago my GB Jim started renting a room from my older brother, Darren.
This Saturday my whole family is getting together at Darren's to celebrate the Sep/Oct birthdays (me, my niece, my mom). There's been a big email chain going on between my brothers, sister, and my mom about when to get together and what to bring.
After about the 14th email I replied all with "Can't make it on Saturday. I'm going over to my friend Jim's place to hang out."
My mom called me about 30 minutes later a little upset that I wasn't going to participate in our birthday dinner.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Speaking of sending wacky emails...
As some of you know about a month ago my GB Jim started renting a room from my older brother, Darren.
This Saturday my whole family is getting together at Darren's to celebrate the Sep/Oct birthdays (me, my niece, my mom). There's been a big email chain going on between my brothers, sister, and my mom about when to get together and what to bring.
After about the 14th email I replied all with "Can't make it on Saturday. I'm going over to my friend Jim's place to hang out."
My mom called me about 30 minutes later a little upset that I wasn't going to participate in our birthday dinner.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women.
I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
Sounds awful
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
There is no way in hell this is true.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women.
I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Compare it to sorting through 5000 pics of some dude from the internet, TOOLFACE.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Black ice?There is no way in hell this is true.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women.
I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Fact!There is no way in hell this is true.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women.
I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
My boss wore white dress shirts that were so cheap they were see-through. He had a tiger tattoo you could see right through the shirt and he chewed all of the time at the office.
The best was when black dudes (we had a couple) sang the song because they knew the lyrics but not the tune, so it was just their own special version every time.
I don't think there were really 5000.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
This needs to be your next shot video.When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.
It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
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