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GM's thread about nothing (66 Viewers)

Not for Tanner:



Seems I was mistaken....

Want a boy? Orgasm together

Now, the last tip to the Shettles Method, is that the women orgasm directly before or at the same time as their male partner. Now the idea behind this is that the female orgasm can increase the alkaline secretions in the ######, making it more favorable for a boy, not a girl.
I looked at it anyway. Screw you, pal.

I looked at the trap, Ray.

 
Through the magic of facebook I've commented on the same status with our old friend Zartan and I just want to say that he looks EXACTLY like I pictured him. It's freaky.
you never saw any of the 5000 vacation photos he shared back in the day?
How long ago was this? I don't think so.
I guess it must have been on :e: before the Cage.
I've got a decent folder on an external HD somewhere.
If they're candid pictures that your gyno took then we need to see them. :thumbup:

 
I'm terrible at WWF. I make Zooks look like he's dedicated to the cause. My abilities end at 5 letter words. Yet I still feel like I should get involved somehow

 
Had lunch today with Dylan, see FB post.

The part I left out? When I was leaving, I ran over the curb. Twice. In front of a cop.

He didn't pull me over. :thumbup:

 
GBGM, looks like we'll be spending Christmas-ish through NYE in the Portland area. Because what better place, really? Anyway, hope you'll be 'round.

 
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Guster said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Had lunch today with Dylan, see FB post.

The part I left out? When I was leaving, I ran over the curb. Twice. In front of a cop.

He didn't pull me over. :thumbup:
I love you GB
Love you too GB.

It was so awesome. I couldn't figure out how to add how all of the cute little girls looked at him all doey eyed the whole time. You know, without being creepy. He would acknowledge them then just go about his business talking to me. It's a day I'll never forget. Top 5 all time for sure.

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
Had lunch today with Dylan, see FB post.

The part I left out? When I was leaving, I ran over the curb. Twice. In front of a cop.

He didn't pull me over. :thumbup:
That was a cool story on FB.

I think I'm going to buy a new suit. Don't have to wear one very often, but it's time. Angrywife usually picks out my clothes, but I'm a little leery about her input here since I'm pretty sure she hasn't seen anyone in a suit in about 4.5 years.

Watching the Texas-Arkansas game from 1987 on the Longhorn Network. Lee Corso doing the color commentary. Sweet polyester pants on both coaching staffs.

 
Guster said:
I had a partial tear of my rotator cuff about 8 years ago and it was in a tricky spot and since my dreams of being a professional athlete were already dashed at that point, my orthopedic doctor opted for rehab over surgery. Things had been ok but not 100% for a couple years until this February. I was at the gym and felt a pop and my arm went numb for a couple seconds. Since then i haven't been able to lift things above my shoulder and I hurts to hold my arm out to the side.

Over the last week or so it's been getting even worse. I rock the messenger bag look for work and can't even put the strap over my head. Might be time to reach out to the doctor again for another MRI :kicksrock:
That doesn't sound good.

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Thorn said:
Through the magic of facebook I've commented on the same status with our old friend Zartan and I just want to say that he looks EXACTLY like I pictured him. It's freaky.
you never saw any of the 5000 vacation photos he shared back in the day?
Some of us have lives.

 
Speaking of sending wacky emails...

As some of you know about a month ago my GB Jim started renting a room from my older brother, Darren.

This Saturday my whole family is getting together at Darren's to celebrate the Sep/Oct birthdays (me, my niece, my mom). There's been a big email chain going on between my brothers, sister, and my mom about when to get together and what to bring.

After about the 14th email I replied all with "Can't make it on Saturday. I'm going over to my friend Jim's place to hang out."

My mom called me about 30 minutes later a little upset that I wasn't going to participate in our birthday dinner. :lmao:
:lmao:

 
Speaking of sending wacky emails...

As some of you know about a month ago my GB Jim started renting a room from my older brother, Darren.

This Saturday my whole family is getting together at Darren's to celebrate the Sep/Oct birthdays (me, my niece, my mom). There's been a big email chain going on between my brothers, sister, and my mom about when to get together and what to bring.

After about the 14th email I replied all with "Can't make it on Saturday. I'm going over to my friend Jim's place to hang out."

My mom called me about 30 minutes later a little upset that I wasn't going to participate in our birthday dinner. :lmao:
:lmao:
:lmao:

 
Guster said:
I'm terrible at WWF. I make Zooks look like he's dedicated to the cause. My abilities end at 5 letter words. Yet I still feel like I should get involved somehow
My Onslaughts With Friends username is "shuke".

 
When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women.

I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.

It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.

 
I think I'm going to buy a new suit. Don't have to wear one very often, but it's time. Angrywife usually picks out my clothes, but I'm a little leery about her input here since I'm pretty sure she hasn't seen anyone in a suit in about 4.5 years.
I recommend Off 5th. Basically the same prices as Men's Warehouse but better quality and no creepy spokesman.

 
When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women.

I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.

It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
There is no way in hell this is true.

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Thorn said:
Through the magic of facebook I've commented on the same status with our old friend Zartan and I just want to say that he looks EXACTLY like I pictured him. It's freaky.
you never saw any of the 5000 vacation photos he shared back in the day?
Some of us have lives.
Sounds awful
Compare it to sorting through 5000 pics of some dude from the internet, TOOLFACE.

 
When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women.

I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.

It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
There is no way in hell this is true.
Black ice?

 
When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women.

I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.

It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
There is no way in hell this is true.
Fact!

My boss wore white dress shirts that were so cheap they were see-through. He had a tiger tattoo you could see right through the shirt and he chewed all of the time at the office.

The best was when black dudes (we had a couple) sang the song because they knew the lyrics but not the tune, so it was just their own special version every time.

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Thorn said:
Through the magic of facebook I've commented on the same status with our old friend Zartan and I just want to say that he looks EXACTLY like I pictured him. It's freaky.
you never saw any of the 5000 vacation photos he shared back in the day?
Some of us have lives.
Sounds awful
Compare it to sorting through 5000 pics of some dude from the internet, TOOLFACE.
I don't think there were really 5000.
 
When I was 18 I worked for this telemarketing group that sold tickets to a "firefighter's ball". The headline act was Gary Puckett and the Union Gap band. So, we had this spiel we'd have to go through, but the real seller was when you sang over the phone...especially to old women. I've belted out "young girl, get out of mind. my love for you is way out of line" many, many times.

It was a cool job. You started at minimum wage, but if you were decent you made like $10 an hour, which is like a billion dollars when you're 18. I was generally top 5 out of the 30 or so guys selling, so I got better (glen gary) leads and made more jing. I was also one of the few that weren't loaded the whole time. I waited until we got off at 9pm.
This needs to be your next shot video.
 

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