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It said I was a type 8 "Boss". It is full of ####. I don't want to be the boss of anyone. I want everyone to leave me the #### alone.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Finding Oneself:

Sevens will probably agree with most of the following statements:

  • I tend to make things interesting, to make things nice.
  • There are very few things in life which I can't enjoy.
  • I usually look on the bright side of things and don't look for the negative side of life.
  • "I must be defective if I need help."
  • People say I'm often the life of the party.
  • I often feel stuck and bored with commitment -- I like to keep my options open.
  • I tend to be very enthusiastic about the future.
  • I seem to be attached to youth and energy.
  • Most of the time I avoid getting into really "heavy" issues.
  • I find myself expressing anger by making fun of the problem.
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Largely true imo
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Reading this, I knew 7 would be my result before taking the test. :confirmed:

 
I'm the Mediator.

  1. I often have difficulty in saying "no."
  2. Most things in life aren't worth getting upset about.
  3. I find that I often dip in and out Of conversations, thinking of several things at once.
  4. The most important things to be done are left to the end Of the day.
  5. While there are some differences, I feel most people are pretty much the same.
  6. I hate to waste energy. I look for energy-saving approaches to things.
  7. I become very stubborn when I feel pushed by others.
  8. I can be a dispassionate arbiter because one side is as good as the other.
  9. I'm really sensitive about having my efforts overlooked, criticized, discounted.
  10. I tend to play things down to get other people settled down.
Bold are pretty much spot on, especially 2 and 3.

 
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Disco Stu said:
Bob Sacamano said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Finding Oneself:

Sevens will probably agree with most of the following statements:

  • I tend to make things interesting, to make things nice.
  • There are very few things in life which I can't enjoy.
  • I usually look on the bright side of things and don't look for the negative side of life.
  • "I must be defective if I need help."
  • People say I'm often the life of the party.
  • I often feel stuck and bored with commitment -- I like to keep my options open.
  • I tend to be very enthusiastic about the future.
  • I seem to be attached to youth and energy.
  • Most of the time I avoid getting into really "heavy" issues.
  • I find myself expressing anger by making fun of the problem.
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Largely true imo
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Reading this, I knew 7 would be my result before taking the test. :confirmed:
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:hifive:

 
I'm far too busy to answer questions that may deepen my own awareness of self.

5 minutes later

Here's 17 cat gifs and a few other funny things from the Internet.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Also, I've mentioned before hows part of my walk is a trail through the woods. It was really overcast yesterday and almost dark out. I'm walking down the trail and next thing I know this GIANT bird is in front or me, face high, talons and wings extended. Holy ####### #### was it scary and cool. We both then move back a bit and it flies up in a tree. It turned out to be a freaking owl. I've never seen an owl in the wild before. After some Google search, I don't think this thing is native to around here or was some sort of demon. It was 20-24" high and 12-14" wide easy. Just sat there and looked at the dog and me. I tried to snap a picture but it flew away when held my phone up.

I'm sure this is a good sign. :thumbup:
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I was camping in Yellowstone a couple years ago and on the first day, I hear someone walking through my campsite and look up, to see a bear about 20 feet away. I backed up slowly and got behind the picnic table and he went on his way. The next day, at the same site, I hear a rustling in the bushes and think the bear is back. I kind of creep closer and suddenly a giant gd owl comes flying at me out of the brush with a snake in it's talons. I nearly #### myself. Crazy campsite. That night, I actually smoke a joint with bigfoot as well. That last part is actually true.

 
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T Bell said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
T Bell said:
As a single dad (which is what I'm presuming this guy is too, judging from no ring and a messy kitchen), this is pretty poignant and cool:

http://news.yahoo.com/video/dads-reaction-son-passing-maths-161306670.html
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Maths? Not math. Maths?
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Brit-speak. I'm an Anglophile and I've always found that one particularly odd. It's similar to "sport" rather than "sports", but it sounds odder to me than even that one.
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Well, call me something and something something something.

 
Disco Stu said:
Bob Sacamano said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Finding Oneself:

Sevens will probably agree with most of the following statements:

  • I tend to make things interesting, to make things nice.
  • There are very few things in life which I can't enjoy.
  • I usually look on the bright side of things and don't look for the negative side of life.
  • "I must be defective if I need help."
  • People say I'm often the life of the party.
  • I often feel stuck and bored with commitment -- I like to keep my options open.
  • I tend to be very enthusiastic about the future.
  • I seem to be attached to youth and energy.
  • Most of the time I avoid getting into really "heavy" issues.
  • I find myself expressing anger by making fun of the problem.
Click to expand...
Largely true imo
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Reading this, I knew 7 would be my result before taking the test. :confirmed:
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I got 95% 7 and 93% 8, and that combination really confuses me

 
Frostillicus said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
mr roboto said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
####in Johnny Cakes man. Wow.
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What happened? Looks like that thread is gone?
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Probably for the best. Dude went even further off the reservation. Not to mention posting stuff about an upcoming court case.
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What did he say this time?
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He just posted that the lawyer for the defense subpoenaed (sp) him in his hot-as-balls daughter's sexual assault case. He saw it as a shady move in order to sequester him away from his daughter. FBG lawyers told him that may not be the case.

He also posted that he spoke to the lawyer and said something like "I hope you sleep well at night putting rapists back on the street". I laughed at him. He then told me that due process and the entire Bill of Rights doesn't count if a family member is involved.

 
proninja said:
Disco Stu said:
Bob Sacamano said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Finding Oneself:

Sevens will probably agree with most of the following statements:

  • I tend to make things interesting, to make things nice.
  • There are very few things in life which I can't enjoy.
  • I usually look on the bright side of things and don't look for the negative side of life.
  • "I must be defective if I need help."
  • People say I'm often the life of the party.
  • I often feel stuck and bored with commitment -- I like to keep my options open.
  • I tend to be very enthusiastic about the future.
  • I seem to be attached to youth and energy.
  • Most of the time I avoid getting into really "heavy" issues.
  • I find myself expressing anger by making fun of the problem.
Click to expand...
Largely true imo
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Reading this, I knew 7 would be my result before taking the test. :confirmed:
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I got 95% 7 and 93% 8, and that combination really confuses me
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Pretty sure that would qualify you for any number of psychotropic drug prescriptions.

eta :highfive: Drugstore Cowboys #1, our draft three PKs (no starters) strategy is working as planned

 
cosjobs said:
proninja said:
Disco Stu said:
Bob Sacamano said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Finding Oneself:

Sevens will probably agree with most of the following statements:

  • I tend to make things interesting, to make things nice.
  • There are very few things in life which I can't enjoy.
  • I usually look on the bright side of things and don't look for the negative side of life.
  • "I must be defective if I need help."
  • People say I'm often the life of the party.
  • I often feel stuck and bored with commitment -- I like to keep my options open.
  • I tend to be very enthusiastic about the future.
  • I seem to be attached to youth and energy.
  • Most of the time I avoid getting into really "heavy" issues.
  • I find myself expressing anger by making fun of the problem.
Click to expand...
Largely true imo
Click to expand...
Reading this, I knew 7 would be my result before taking the test. :confirmed:
Click to expand...
I got 95% 7 and 93% 8, and that combination really confuses me
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Pretty sure that would qualify you for any number of psychotropic drug prescriptions.

eta :highfive: Drugstore Cowboys #1, our draft three PKs (no starters) strategy is working as planned
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:hifive:

 
Let It Sweat logged the highest score in the league this week to get the win over Pale Wiffle Condoms 179.70 - 147.62. Let It Sweat has beaten expectations six weeks straight and put up 8.7% more points than projected in this matchup. Pale Wiffle Condoms put in the required effort with an increase in scoring compared to last week's 113.92 - 107.33 loss against Sweatier Vests. Let It Sweat (3-4, 1,172.59 points) climbs into eighth place and Pale Wiffle Condoms (5-2, 1,146.27 points) drops to third place.

Smooth Moves by Let It Sweat
  • With 45.50 points, Calvin Johnson had the highest WR score of the week and the fifth-highest WR score in the league this season.
  • Russell Wilson exceeded scoring projections by 28.2%, with 32.80 points against a projected 25.58.
  • Let It Sweat was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.
  • Let It Sweat won even though both of their RBs scored below their projected points.
Toyota Missed Opportunities by Pale Wiffle Condoms
  • Victor Cruz has now failed to reach his projection for three straight games. This week he scored 10.00 points versus a projected 18.56.
  • The WR corps couldn't keep pace with their counterparts from Let It Sweat and were outscored 60.70 - 22.40.
  • Tony Gonzalez had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 5.00 points and recorded only 27.9% of his 17.89-point projection.
  • Trent Richardson had his lowest score of the season with 5.20 points against a projected 17.45 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • 5 of the starters on Pale Wiffle Condoms scored less than their projected points.
What If
  • If Let It Sweat played Pale Wiffle Condoms every week, they would be 4-3 this season.
  • Let It Sweat would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Let It Sweat would have defeated Pale Wiffle Condoms 165.61 - 107.33 had they played each other last week.
  • Let It Sweat would be 4-2 if they played the same schedule as Pale Wiffle Condoms.
  • If Let It Sweat had played every team in the league each week, they would be 58-33.
  • Pale Wiffle Condoms would have lost to five other teams besides Let It Sweat this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Let It Sweat, Pale Wiffle Condoms would be 2-4.
  • If they played every team every week, Pale Wiffle Condoms would be 53-38.
Game Notes
  • After scoring 179.70 points against a projected 165.27, Let It Sweat has overachieved for six straight weeks.
  • Let It Sweat led the league in scoring for the first time this season with 179.70 points.
  • Let It Sweat had the week's largest margin of victory (32.08 points) for the second time this season.
  • The win by Let It Sweat snapped a three-game losing streak.
  • With a combined 60.70 points from their WRs, Let It Sweat got their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • In the loss, Steven Hauschka scored 15.00 points against a projected 7.70 and has now overachieved in six straight games.
  • Two of the starters for Let It Sweat scored higher than the leading scorer for Pale Wiffle Condoms.
  • The margin of victory of 32.08 points was the worst loss of the season for Pale Wiffle Condoms.
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YSR: :hifive:

 
proninja said:
Disco Stu said:
Bob Sacamano said:
Idiot Boxer said:
Finding Oneself:

Sevens will probably agree with most of the following statements:

  • I tend to make things interesting, to make things nice.
  • There are very few things in life which I can't enjoy.
  • I usually look on the bright side of things and don't look for the negative side of life.
  • "I must be defective if I need help."
  • People say I'm often the life of the party.
  • I often feel stuck and bored with commitment -- I like to keep my options open.
  • I tend to be very enthusiastic about the future.
  • I seem to be attached to youth and energy.
  • Most of the time I avoid getting into really "heavy" issues.
  • I find myself expressing anger by making fun of the problem.
Click to expand...
Largely true imo
Click to expand...
Reading this, I knew 7 would be my result before taking the test. :confirmed:
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I got 95% 7 and 93% 8, and that combination really confuses me
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I was a 7/8 combo too. Also confused. Seems like if you help your own you're a big sensitive #####face.

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Let It Sweat logged the highest score in the league this week to get the win over Pale Wiffle Condoms 179.70 - 147.62. Let It Sweat has beaten expectations six weeks straight and put up 8.7% more points than projected in this matchup. Pale Wiffle Condoms put in the required effort with an increase in scoring compared to last week's 113.92 - 107.33 loss against Sweatier Vests. Let It Sweat (3-4, 1,172.59 points) climbs into eighth place and Pale Wiffle Condoms (5-2, 1,146.27 points) drops to third place.

Smooth Moves by Let It Sweat
  • With 45.50 points, Calvin Johnson had the highest WR score of the week and the fifth-highest WR score in the league this season.
  • Russell Wilson exceeded scoring projections by 28.2%, with 32.80 points against a projected 25.58.
  • Let It Sweat was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.
  • Let It Sweat won even though both of their RBs scored below their projected points.
Toyota Missed Opportunities by Pale Wiffle Condoms
  • Victor Cruz has now failed to reach his projection for three straight games. This week he scored 10.00 points versus a projected 18.56.
  • The WR corps couldn't keep pace with their counterparts from Let It Sweat and were outscored 60.70 - 22.40.
  • Tony Gonzalez had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 5.00 points and recorded only 27.9% of his 17.89-point projection.
  • Trent Richardson had his lowest score of the season with 5.20 points against a projected 17.45 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • 5 of the starters on Pale Wiffle Condoms scored less than their projected points.
What If
  • If Let It Sweat played Pale Wiffle Condoms every week, they would be 4-3 this season.
  • Let It Sweat would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Let It Sweat would have defeated Pale Wiffle Condoms 165.61 - 107.33 had they played each other last week.
  • Let It Sweat would be 4-2 if they played the same schedule as Pale Wiffle Condoms.
  • If Let It Sweat had played every team in the league each week, they would be 58-33.
  • Pale Wiffle Condoms would have lost to five other teams besides Let It Sweat this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Let It Sweat, Pale Wiffle Condoms would be 2-4.
  • If they played every team every week, Pale Wiffle Condoms would be 53-38.
Game Notes
  • After scoring 179.70 points against a projected 165.27, Let It Sweat has overachieved for six straight weeks.
  • Let It Sweat led the league in scoring for the first time this season with 179.70 points.
  • Let It Sweat had the week's largest margin of victory (32.08 points) for the second time this season.
  • The win by Let It Sweat snapped a three-game losing streak.
  • With a combined 60.70 points from their WRs, Let It Sweat got their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • In the loss, Steven Hauschka scored 15.00 points against a projected 7.70 and has now overachieved in six straight games.
  • Two of the starters for Let It Sweat scored higher than the leading scorer for Pale Wiffle Condoms.
  • The margin of victory of 32.08 points was the worst loss of the season for Pale Wiffle Condoms.
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YSR: :hifive:
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You're going to have a hard time getting all that on a shirt

 
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