GM's thread about nothing (40 Viewers)

[Thorn]

Hey guys, could use some positive thoughts and prayers for my wife today.

She has been living on Vicodin, Tramadol and Oxy Contin for the past 6-8 months as they try to figure out why she's in so much pain. A surgeon finally did some more testing and found that she has a huge hernia on her left side and her abdomen is actually hanging out over her hip, but the pain is all on the right side.

He's giving her a nerve block today on her right side and if that works he will try to strengthen the left with PT, if not she has to go in for some pretty extensive surgery to repair the hernia.

I hope to God this works, she can't keep living like this.

GLGB, I know you've been going through a lot lately.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Call me Carrot Top

Oh screw you, pal.

Would I even feel it?

 

[Disco Stu]

Every night she gets undressed I feel like the kid in Animal House when the chick comes flying through his bedroom window as he's reading Playboy. THANK YOU GOD!!!!

That's awesome.

 

[Disco Stu]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.

I know. It's just confusing since they don't sell it in Texas. I don't doubt cos has his ways though.

 

[Ignoramus]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.

I know. It's just confusing since they don't sell it in Texas. I don't doubt cos has his ways though.

Not certain, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it in Spec's (Texas chain liquor store) before.

 

[Gadzooks]

She also has two full time job offers on the table and another interview with a third place tomorrow. I just might be retired by the time I'm 45.

Eat Tanner's ****.

I was going to take a pic of her this morning since she was wearing yoga pants to work, but was busy getting the boys ready for school. Every night she gets undressed I feel like the kid in Animal House when the chick comes flying through his bedroom window as he's reading Playboy. THANK YOU GOD!!!!

Eat all the tiny GMTAN #####.

And btw... I am fully rooting for the Cardinals. Perhaps that means you could send me some yoga pants pics and/or videos?

 

[Gadzooks]

I can say **** but not #####? (plural version of ****)

I think the language filter is up to something.

 

[Ignoramus]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.

I know. It's just confusing since they don't sell it in Texas. I don't doubt cos has his ways though.

Not certain, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it in Spec's (Texas chain liquor store) before.

Huh. Upon further review, it seems they cannot sell it here.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wife is out of town. I haven't even had a drink yet.

Am I sick?

Stick your own **** under your tongue and take your temperature.

 

[Ignoramus]

I can say **** but not #####? (plural version of ****)

I think the language filter is up to something.

TestDicks

 

[cosjobs]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.

I know. It's just confusing since they don't sell it in Texas. I don't doubt cos has his ways though.

Not certain, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it in Spec's (Texas chain liquor store) before.

Huh. Upon further review, it seems they cannot sell it here.

I swear I've ordered it here in restaurants. It was quite a while back and very ordinary. But its no longer available here or never was and I'm having more flashbacks from my college experimentation stages. But I have annoyng's address which is all I really wanted anyway.

 

[Apes with Guns]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.

I know. It's just confusing since they don't sell it in Texas. I don't doubt cos has his ways though.

Not certain, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it in Spec's (Texas chain liquor store) before.

Specs has good sangwitches. Have you been to one with a deli, Ignoramus?

 

[T Bell]

Call me Carrot Top

:smallprop:

 

[T Bell]

Wife is out of town. I haven't even had a drink yet.

Am I sick?

Stick your own **** under your tongue and take your temperature.

When I do this my temperature is always 69.

 

[Ignoramus]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.

I know. It's just confusing since they don't sell it in Texas. I don't doubt cos has his ways though.

Not certain, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it in Spec's (Texas chain liquor store) before.

Specs has good sangwitches. Have you been to one with a deli, Ignoramus?

I have not. Just did the google and evidently there is one literally half a mile from my house. Reviews look great!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.

You know you can probably just order it online? Or have your liquor store order some?

 

[Annyong]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.

You know you can probably just order it online? Or have your liquor store order some?

what fun is that?

 

[Guster]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.

You know you can probably just order it online? Or have your liquor store order some?

what fun is that?

PM me your info and I'll throw some in a box o crap for you

 

[Guster]

This week has at work has been interesting. Almost all the people from my function across the globe have gotten together for 3 days of inspirational speakers, etc. Most of the group are industrial designers by training, so people that care about their look and aesthetic. There has been some amazing people watching as most people have used this as a stage to display their unique sense of fashion. I think I've seen more red pants this week than all the junior high schools across the country have in a year.

please help me understand what you do for a living? I do not understand.

happy to answer any questions

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Still no $$$ for GM Magic Football Leeg from Tanner or Gusterzooks.

Let me drink some of Oregon's finest beers as I ponder this post. Wait, I can't.

Oof.

Let's all pay our debts here, OK?

Exactly

$12.50, Grandy's. Twelve, fitty. You can send it Western Union if you must, but send it you shall.

It's in the mail as we speak.

OK, not really.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I feel like Robert Swift.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hey guys, could use some positive thoughts and prayers for my wife today.

She has been living on Vicodin, Tramadol and Oxy Contin for the past 6-8 months as they try to figure out why she's in so much pain. A surgeon finally did some more testing and found that she has a huge hernia on her left side and her abdomen is actually hanging out over her hip, but the pain is all on the right side.

He's giving her a nerve block today on her right side and if that works he will try to strengthen the left with PT, if not she has to go in for some pretty extensive surgery to repair the hernia.

I hope to God this works, she can't keep living like this.

Damn. Good luck, Packwife.

 

[Thorn]

This week has at work has been interesting. Almost all the people from my function across the globe have gotten together for 3 days of inspirational speakers, etc. Most of the group are industrial designers by training, so people that care about their look and aesthetic. There has been some amazing people watching as most people have used this as a stage to display their unique sense of fashion. I think I've seen more red pants this week than all the junior high schools across the country have in a year.

please help me understand what you do for a living? I do not understand.

happy to answer any questions

Guster offers differentiated ideation for business. His work globally enhances meta-services so that clients can dramatically transition from stagnant dinosaurs into nimble purveyors of functionality.

Also he drinks and naps while on the clock.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This week has at work has been interesting. Almost all the people from my function across the globe have gotten together for 3 days of inspirational speakers, etc. Most of the group are industrial designers by training, so people that care about their look and aesthetic. There has been some amazing people watching as most people have used this as a stage to display their unique sense of fashion. I think I've seen more red pants this week than all the junior high schools across the country have in a year.

please help me understand what you do for a living? I do not understand.

happy to answer any questions

Guster offers differentiated ideation for business. His work globally enhances meta-services so that clients can dramatically transition from stagnant dinosaurs into nimble purveyors of functionality.

Also he drinks and naps while on the clock.

No paradigm shifting? Pffft.

 

[culdeus]

I finally got one of those bank errors in my favor today. $65,213 hit my account out of nowhere. Figuring the feds were onto me I called it in.

 

[Apes with Guns]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.

I know. It's just confusing since they don't sell it in Texas. I don't doubt cos has his ways though.

Not certain, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it in Spec's (Texas chain liquor store) before.

Specs has good sangwitches. Have you been to one with a deli, Ignoramus?

I have not. Just did the google and evidently there is one literally half a mile from my house. Reviews look great!

yes, and i would recommend trying some of their home-made ranch chips if they have them. or the hot crackers. they are saltines covered in spice, and really yummy.

are you in dallas?

 

[Apes with Guns]

I finally got one of those bank errors in my favor today. $65,213 hit my account out of nowhere. Figuring the feds were onto me I called it in.

did you get a Community Chest in the mail?

 

[Ignoramus]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.

I know. It's just confusing since they don't sell it in Texas. I don't doubt cos has his ways though.

Not certain, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it in Spec's (Texas chain liquor store) before.

Specs has good sangwitches. Have you been to one with a deli, Ignoramus?

I have not. Just did the google and evidently there is one literally half a mile from my house. Reviews look great!

yes, and i would recommend trying some of their home-made ranch chips if they have them. or the hot crackers. they are saltines covered in spice, and really yummy.are you in dallas?

God no! Houston.

 

[Apes with Guns]

God no! Houston.

Ha! Ever been to Surfside Beach, down by Lake Jackson?

 

[Ignoramus]

I finally got one of those bank errors in my favor today. $65,213 hit my account out of nowhere. Figuring the feds were onto me I called it in.

Shark move would have been to PayPal your 65 closest iFriends $1,003.28 each to give to strippers who are heading to Vegas to wager for us. Then we could have all looked down our noses and laughed at the poor schlubs in Dentist's Millionaires thread.

 

[Ignoramus]

God no! Houston.

Ha! Ever been to Surfside Beach, down by Lake Jackson?

Just once, years ago. My wife's co-worker had a beach house down there. She was a cow that got a ton of plastic surgery -- including the stomach surgery where she lost about 2/3 of her body weight (good news, Timmy) -- and, once she thought she was hot enough, promptly left her genuinely nice-guy husband (bad news, Timmy). We had a great time drinking around fires, grilling, playing washers and singing along to CCR songs. Didn't really go anywhere else but their house, the local ice house, and the corner store to buy beer. The area where we were was a really cool little beach community though.Edited to correct posters wives with ailments.

 

[heckmanm]

God no! Houston.

Ha! Ever been to Surfside Beach, down by Lake Jackson?

Just once, years ago. My wife's co-worker had a beach house "down there". She was a cow that got a ton of plastic surgery -- including the stomach surgery where she lost about 2/3 of her body weight (good news, Timmy) -- and, once she thought she was hot enough, promptly left her genuinely nice-guy husband (bad news, Timmy). We had a great time drinking around fires, grilling, playing washers and singing along to CCR songs. Didn't really go anywhere else but their house, the local ice house, and the corner store to buy beer. The area where we were was a really cool little beach community though.Edited to correct posters wives with ailments.

Quotes added for teh funny.

 

[Gadzooks]

Tpw's Packwife, Timwife and Tanner.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tpw's Packwife, Timwife and Tanner.

What did I do now?

 

[T Bell]

Tpw's Packwife, Timwife and Tanner.

What did I do now?

You're still old, right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tpw's Packwife, Timwife and Tanner.

What did I do now?

You're still old, right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Still funny

Helen Keller and her cat.

Pants-crap in 3...2..1...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Helen Keller and her cat.

You're such a ####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Helen Keller and her cat.

You're such a ####.

That was the title somebody gave it on reddit. But I am a ####.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Every night she gets undressed I feel like the kid in Animal House when the chick comes flying through his bedroom window as he's reading Playboy. THANK YOU GOD!!!!

That's awesome.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not but it is awesome. I could also have put it "I feel like I imagine Disco Stu's life has been every night since he hit puberty".

She also has two full time job offers on the table and another interview with a third place tomorrow. I just might be retired by the time I'm 45.

Eat Tanner's ****.

I was going to take a pic of her this morning since she was wearing yoga pants to work, but was busy getting the boys ready for school. Every night she gets undressed I feel like the kid in Animal House when the chick comes flying through his bedroom window as he's reading Playboy. THANK YOU GOD!!!!

Eat all the tiny GMTAN #####.

And btw... I am fully rooting for the Cardinals. Perhaps that means you could send me some yoga pants pics and/or videos?

She weas wearing a tight Cardinal's jersey with yoga pants when she left. She's pretty proud of her looks these days and she brings you up once in awhile (seriously) so it shouldn't be an issue.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Helen Keller and her cat.

You're such a ####.

That was the title somebody gave it on reddit. But I am a ####.

 

[Apes with Guns]

God no! Houston.

Ha! Ever been to Surfside Beach, down by Lake Jackson?

Just once, years ago. My wife's co-worker had a beach house down there. She was a cow that got a ton of plastic surgery -- including the stomach surgery where she lost about 2/3 of her body weight (good news, Timmy) -- and, once she thought she was hot enough, promptly left her genuinely nice-guy husband (bad news, Timmy). We had a great time drinking around fires, grilling, playing washers and singing along to CCR songs. Didn't really go anywhere else but their house, the local ice house, and the corner store to buy beer. The area where we were was a really cool little beach community though.Edited to correct posters wives with ailments.

My MIL has rented a house down there for the past two thanksgivings with their whole clan. It's a pretty nice place to unwind.

 

[krista4]

Still no $$$ for GM Magic Football Leeg from Tanner or Gusterzooks.

Let me drink some of Oregon's finest beers as I ponder this post. Wait, I can't.

Oof.

Let's all pay our debts here, OK?

I JUST NEED AN ADDRESS IS ALL

I thought of that later last night.

 

[General Malaise]

I feel like Robert Swift.

Bakersfield's finest.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I feel like Robert Swift.

Bakersfield's finest.

Dude went to my alma mater...and then two other high schools so he could get more exposure. Dork.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Every night she gets undressed I feel like the kid in Animal House when the chick comes flying through his bedroom window as he's reading Playboy. THANK YOU GOD!!!!

That's awesome.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not but it is awesome. I could also have put it "I feel like I imagine Disco Stu's life has been every night since he hit puberty".

She also has two full time job offers on the table and another interview with a third place tomorrow. I just might be retired by the time I'm 45.

Eat Tanner's ****.

I was going to take a pic of her this morning since she was wearing yoga pants to work, but was busy getting the boys ready for school. Every night she gets undressed I feel like the kid in Animal House when the chick comes flying through his bedroom window as he's reading Playboy. THANK YOU GOD!!!!

Eat all the tiny GMTAN #####.

And btw... I am fully rooting for the Cardinals. Perhaps that means you could send me some yoga pants pics and/or videos?

She weas wearing a tight Cardinal's jersey with yoga pants when she left. She's pretty proud of her looks these days and she brings you up once in awhile (seriously) so it shouldn't be an issue.

Of course I don't think she has any idea what you look like and may be confusing "her future husband" with Disco Stu.

 

[krista4]

TPW Packfamily

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Halloween done right (although I hate this book/movie)

 

[kevzilla]

TPW for Packwife and Timwife.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

gllll pack