GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

Work and business

Spoiler

I'm finally getting commissions on my next paycheck. It should be enough to cover living expenses and pay the second half of the ob gyn bill for my new kid. I'm excited, mostly because I'm out of stuff to sell to make up the short fall. Also booked a deal this afternoon which should lead to commissions on 12/1 as well.

I also have an idea for another endeavor that I could start for free and I think there is a huge market for. I have spoken to one potential customer and he seemed very interested right away. Just having trouble finding the time to formulate how to do it.

I'm not in the rally yet, but I can see it on the horizon.

"Hey, I'll give you another $1k every time she reaches another cm dilated."

 

[Tiger Fan]

Work and business

Spoiler

I'm finally getting commissions on my next paycheck. It should be enough to cover living expenses and pay the second half of the ob gyn bill for my new kid. I'm excited, mostly because I'm out of stuff to sell to make up the short fall. Also booked a deal this afternoon which should lead to commissions on 12/1 as well.

I also have an idea for another endeavor that I could start for free and I think there is a huge market for. I have spoken to one potential customer and he seemed very interested right away. Just having trouble finding the time to formulate how to do it.

I'm not in the rally yet, but I can see it on the horizon.

:excellent:

perhaps a multiple gallon fill up is in order

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Work and business

Spoiler

I'm finally getting commissions on my next paycheck. It should be enough to cover living expenses and pay the second half of the ob gyn bill for my new kid. I'm excited, mostly because I'm out of stuff to sell to make up the short fall. Also booked a deal this afternoon which should lead to commissions on 12/1 as well.

I also have an idea for another endeavor that I could start for free and I think there is a huge market for. I have spoken to one potential customer and he seemed very interested right away. Just having trouble finding the time to formulate how to do it.

I'm not in the rally yet, but I can see it on the horizon.

:excellent:

perhaps a multiple gallon fill up is in order

Easy there, he ain't Daddy Warbucks.

 

[walnutz]

Hypothetically, say you want to get it on but your wife isn't really feeling it. She says "just give me the lube and I'll turn over". Do you take advantage? Hypothetically.

Well of course. What are you waiting for. :bag

 

[Frostillicus]

What's with all these facebook pictures of kids going trick-or-treating already? Is that what people do now? Thankfully it hasn't infected our neighborhood yet.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Gas was $3.09 tonight. Go crazy.

 

[Ignoramus]

Gas was $3.09 tonight. Go crazy.

1.6181 gallons, here we come!

 

[Frostillicus]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

 

[Ignoramus]

Cards lucky that bounced out of play.

 

[Ignoramus]

Since you guys asked about my FF team, this week I made a pretty shrewd move to pick up the Patriots defense. Turned out to be a nice move because they scored 15 points. Unfortunately, I didn't actually start a defense and lost by 14.

 

[Frostillicus]

Since you guys asked about my FF team, this week I made a pretty shrewd move to pick up the Patriots defense. Turned out to be a nice move because they scored 15 points. Unfortunately, I didn't actually start a defense and lost by 14.

Sounds tedious.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I only missed one game in my work football pool (took the Eagles).

2 other guys only missed one as well. All three of us took the Packers and the Seahawks. It's going to come down to the total score Monday night.

I could be a $38aire.

Looking good so far. I took 41. The other two guys took 45 and 46. I could use some sweat here, fellas.

 

[Frostillicus]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

 

[Ignoramus]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

Do what now?

 

[Frostillicus]

I only missed one game in my work football pool (took the Eagles).

2 other guys only missed one as well. All three of us took the Packers and the Seahawks. It's going to come down to the total score Monday night.

I could be a $38aire.

Looking good so far. I took 41. The other two guys took 45 and 46. I could use some sweat here, fellas.

Old people sweat almost constantly so I think you're fine.

 

[Frostillicus]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

Do what now?

Kill. Me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

wtf

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

Do Mormons celebrate thanksgiving? Is it different somehow?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Good shtick complaining about early trick-or-treating when you're doing Thanksgiving 3 weeks early.

 

[Frostillicus]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

wtf

My wife and her brother and his family all live in Minnesota. Their parents live in Utah. Since they'll be here in the month of November we're doing a full on Thanksgiving dinner. And actually I was wrong it's Saturday not Friday, so we can spend the entire day together!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I only missed one game in my work football pool (took the Eagles).

2 other guys only missed one as well. All three of us took the Packers and the Seahawks. It's going to come down to the total score Monday night.

I could be a $38aire.

Looking good so far. I took 41. The other two guys took 45 and 46. I could use some sweat here, fellas.

Old people sweat almost constantly so I think you're fine.

Now that's just stupid.

 

[Frostillicus]

Good shtick complaining about early trick-or-treating when you're doing Thanksgiving 3 weeks early.

#### off

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Simulated?

 

[Frostillicus]

I only missed one game in my work football pool (took the Eagles).

2 other guys only missed one as well. All three of us took the Packers and the Seahawks. It's going to come down to the total score Monday night.

I could be a $38aire.

Looking good so far. I took 41. The other two guys took 45 and 46. I could use some sweat here, fellas.

Old people sweat almost constantly so I think you're fine.

Now that's just stupid.

#### off

 

[Frostillicus]

Simulated?

poor choice of words, I suppose.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

click

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

wtf

My wife and her brother and his family all live in Minnesota. Their parents live in Utah. Since they'll be here in the month of November we're doing a full on Thanksgiving dinner. And actually I was wrong it's Saturday not Friday, so we can spend the entire day together!

Oh I thought that Hudson place was doing some kind of Thanksgiving thing.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

wtf

My wife and her brother and his family all live in Minnesota. Their parents live in Utah. Since they'll be here in the month of November we're doing a full on Thanksgiving dinner. And actually I was wrong it's Saturday not Friday, so we can spend the entire day together!

Oh I thought that Hudson place was doing some kind of Thanksgiving thing.

No, that's just a ####hole in Wisconsin with a lot of bars.

 

[Mr Capicollo]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

wtf

My wife and her brother and his family all live in Minnesota. Their parents live in Utah. Since they'll be here in the month of November we're doing a full on Thanksgiving dinner. And actually I was wrong it's Saturday not Friday, so we can spend the entire day together!

Oh I thought that Hudson place was doing some kind of Thanksgiving thing.

No, that's just a ####hole in Wisconsin with a lot of bars.

Not sure these two things should ever be in the same sentence gb.

 

[shuke]

NSFW although it has been made SFW. I guess it depends on where you work. Homer's good to go.

Rules

 

[Frostillicus]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

wtf

My wife and her brother and his family all live in Minnesota. Their parents live in Utah. Since they'll be here in the month of November we're doing a full on Thanksgiving dinner. And actually I was wrong it's Saturday not Friday, so we can spend the entire day together!

Oh I thought that Hudson place was doing some kind of Thanksgiving thing.

No, that's just a ####hole in Wisconsin with a lot of bars.

I like that one restaurant. And that liquor store right across the border that I go to on Sunday way too often.

 

[shuke]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Thoughts and prayers

 

[shuke]

Good shtick complaining about early trick-or-treating when you're doing Thanksgiving 3 weeks early.

 

[General Malaise]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Utah is a little...weird. N'est pas?

 

[Frostillicus]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Thoughts and prayers

THANK YOU

 

[GOB]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

 

[General Malaise]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

Do Mormons celebrate thanksgiving? Is it different somehow?

Probably dry and I don't mean the turkey. Sober Thanksgiving? No THANKS!

 

[General Malaise]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

Doing it twice in the same night sounds expensive and very tedious.

 

[GOB]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

Doing it twice in the same night sounds expensive and very tedious.

Sadly she just dresses and acts like a whore. But damn if she is not a fun time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My in-laws are coming to visit from Utah tomorrow. They're staying for two weeks. They're staying at my house.

TRE - pick me up for the bar. Every night.

Think I'm hitting Hudson on Friday night - you in? We can sleep with the bums by the river.

"Simulated Thanksgiving" Friday night. Kill me.

Do Mormons celebrate thanksgiving? Is it different somehow?

45% of the dishes served contain Jello.

 

[General Malaise]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

Doing it twice in the same night sounds expensive and very tedious.

Sadly she just dresses and acts like a whore. But damn if she is not a fun time.

Well, I think the responsible thing to do here would be to post some pictures and perhaps even invite her here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

Doing it twice in the same night sounds expensive and very tedious.

Sadly she just dresses and acts like a whore. But damn if she is not a fun time.

Is this her?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

Doing it twice in the same night sounds expensive and very tedious.

Sadly she just dresses and acts like a whore. But damn if she is not a fun time.

Well, I think the responsible thing to do here would be to post some pictures and perhaps even invite her here.

I believe that's proper protocol.

 

[GOB]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

Doing it twice in the same night sounds expensive and very tedious.

Sadly she just dresses and acts like a whore. But damn if she is not a fun time.

Well, I think the responsible thing to do here would be to post some pictures and perhaps even invite her here.

I have posted a picture... but in the thread about my disaster with the ladies.

Same chick, she was not involved in the story. But in my drunken state I accidentally sent that picture instead.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Golden Tate...what a jagoff.

 

[General Malaise]

Tough loss for our Rams tonight. Bad day for the city by the bay. :(

 

[Drifter]

that's your 4th down gtg play with the game on the line??

 

[kevzilla]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

That's because you were doing it wrong. After-wedding party=target-rich environment. You don't bring sand to the beach, bro.

 

[GOB]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

That's because you were doing it wrong. After-wedding party=target-rich environment. You don't bring sand to the beach, bro.

Well... I think I was one of like 3 single people in the entire party.So, I thought I'd bring a sure thing. So I did. But reports getting back to people aren't flattering of me.