GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[Mr. Pickles]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

That's because you were doing it wrong. After-wedding party=target-rich environment. You don't bring sand to the beach, bro.

Well... I think I was one of like 3 single people in the entire party.So, I thought I'd bring a sure thing. So I did. But reports getting back to people aren't flattering of me.

Why did they assume she was hired help?

 

[kevzilla]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

That's because you were doing it wrong. After-wedding party=target-rich environment. You don't bring sand to the beach, bro.

Well... I think I was one of like 3 single people in the entire party.So, I thought I'd bring a sure thing. So I did. But reports getting back to people aren't flattering of me.

Understood. But if you spend all your time worrying about what people think of you, it will severely limit the stories you have to tell in here.

 

[GOB]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

That's because you were doing it wrong. After-wedding party=target-rich environment. You don't bring sand to the beach, bro.

Well... I think I was one of like 3 single people in the entire party.So, I thought I'd bring a sure thing. So I did. But reports getting back to people aren't flattering of me.

Why did they assume she was hired help?

She dressed like a common whore?

She didn't really say much to be honest. The party was extremely boring. Some of my cousins were, or perhaps still are, close with my ex girlfriend. I think some things got back to her that I brought a hooker.

Which to be honest, I'm not above doing, but I swear I didn't. I honestly don't care, I just thought it was funny. I enjoyed myself.

 

[GOB]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

That's because you were doing it wrong. After-wedding party=target-rich environment. You don't bring sand to the beach, bro.

Well... I think I was one of like 3 single people in the entire party.So, I thought I'd bring a sure thing. So I did. But reports getting back to people aren't flattering of me.

Understood. But if you spend all your time worrying about what people think of you, it will severely limit the stories you have to tell in here.

You can call me a lot of things, but a person that cares what people think is not one of them.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I can't imagine how trashy someone would have to look for me to ask if they were on the clock. Seriously.

 

[GOB]

I can't imagine how trashy someone would have to look for me to ask if they were on the clock. Seriously.

I'm not big on the whole "quality" girl thing right now.Living the dream.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I can't imagine how trashy someone would have to look for me to ask if they were on the clock. Seriously.

 

[General Malaise]

I can't imagine how trashy someone would have to look for me to ask if they were on the clock. Seriously.

I'm not big on the whole "quality" girl thing right now.Living the dream.

Trashy is good. Pics are better.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM: Is this lime fresh?

 

[General Malaise]

GM: Is this lime fresh?

I specialize in lemons only.

 

[YSR]

I'm talking to my boss and asking for more money today. Always a bit of a challenge, but it's time.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I can't imagine how trashy someone would have to look for me to ask if they were on the clock. Seriously.

Go to Vegas with Foos some time.

 

[Disco Stu]

I can't imagine how trashy someone would have to look for me to ask if they were on the clock. Seriously.

Seems ill-advised. Kind of like asking a woman about her due date. Except I'd actually be interested in the answer.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I can't imagine how trashy someone would have to look for me to ask if they were on the clock. Seriously.

Seems ill-advised. Kind of like asking a woman about her due date. Except I'd actually be interested in the answer.

Reaction of one of the women at the NY-NY Circle Bar: "You think I'm a prostitute!?!?!?"

 

[Disco Stu]

Somewhat related: on two separate nights my wife was mistaken for a stripper.

 

[Disco Stu]

I can't imagine how trashy someone would have to look for me to ask if they were on the clock. Seriously.

Seems ill-advised. Kind of like asking a woman about her due date. Except I'd actually be interested in the answer.

Reaction of one of the women at the NY-NY Circle Bar: "You think I'm a prostitute!?!?!?"

That's not a bad assumption on his part, but you have to figure it out on your own. Asking is a terrible idea unless you're playing loose like GM. #frecklewipe

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I can't imagine how trashy someone would have to look for me to ask if they were on the clock. Seriously.

Seems ill-advised. Kind of like asking a woman about her due date. Except I'd actually be interested in the answer.

Reaction of one of the women at the NY-NY Circle Bar: "You think I'm a prostitute!?!?!?"

That's not a bad assumption on his part, but you have to figure it out on your own. Asking is a terrible idea unless you're playing loose like GM. #frecklewipe

He didn't ask. He got somebody else to do it. And I believe they decided the best approach was something along the lines of, "So, what hotel in Vegas has the best rooms?"

And, to be fair to them, the chick who was offended was there for a pole dancing convention, so, yeah.

 

[Limp Ditka]

FIL cut lawn summary? Worth reading?

 

[YSR]

I can't imagine how trashy someone would have to look for me to ask if they were on the clock. Seriously.

Seems ill-advised. Kind of like asking a woman about her due date. Except I'd actually be interested in the answer.

Reaction of one of the women at the NY-NY Circle Bar: "You think I'm a prostitute!?!?!?"

That's not a bad assumption on his part, but you have to figure it out on your own. Asking is a terrible idea unless you're playing loose like GM. #frecklewipe

#frecklewipe might be my very favorite story from coshole.

 

[YSR]

Let It Sweat Gets Win over Amazon Primelvrs to Move into Sixth Place

Let It Sweat got the highest point total in the league this week and got past Amazon Primelvrs 206.61 - 166.22. Amazon Primelvrs (2-6) sits just two games back of Let It Sweat (4-4), but point totals show a much bigger gap, 1,379.20 - 1,080.08. With this win, Let It Sweat scored 33.9% more than projected and has now beaten expectations an amazing seven weeks running.


Smooth Moves by Let It Sweat

Calvin Johnson scored 65.90 points, the highest of any player on Let It Sweat this season.
Jordy Nelson ranked ninth in the league in scoring with 40.30 points, his highest output of the season.
Maurice Jones-Drew had 22.95 points, the seventh-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
With 11.10 points, Greg Olsen ranked fifth in the league this week in scoring among TEs.
Let It Sweat won despite having only 4 of their 9 starters exceed their scoring projection.

Toyota Missed Opportunities by Amazon Primelvrs

It was not a good week for Amazon Primelvrs at TE, where they were beaten 11.10 - 4.70.
Geno Smith scored a season-low 8.66 points, 42.6% of his projected 20.34, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
It was a season-low 4.70 points for Rob Gronkowski this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 31.3% of a projected point total of 15.01.
Amazon Primelvrs had only 3 of their 9 starters underperform versus their projections, but they still lost.
The 2.60 points scored by Chris Ivory was just 24.2% of his 10.73-point projection.

What If

If Let It Sweat played Amazon Primelvrs every week, they would be 7-1 this season.
Let It Sweat would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
Let It Sweat would have defeated Amazon Primelvrs 179.70 - 157.23 had they played each other last week.
Let It Sweat would be 3-4 if they played the same schedule as Amazon Primelvrs.
If Let It Sweat had played every team in the league each week, they would be 71-33.
Amazon Primelvrs would have lost to just two other teams besides Let It Sweat this week.
Amazon Primelvrs would be 1-6 if they played the same schedule as Let It Sweat.
If they played every team every week, Amazon Primelvrs would be 33-71.

Game Notes

Amazon Primelvrs has lost six times and three of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
Let It Sweat scored 206.61 points against a projected 154.31 and has overachieved for seven straight weeks.
Amazon Primelvrs scored 166.22 points and lost. It is the ninth-highest losing score in the league this season.
With a combined 117.80 points from the WR position, Let It Sweat got the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this season.
Let It Sweat had a league-high for the week with 206.61 points, which is the eighth-highest score in the league this season.
Let It Sweat had their largest margin of victory so far this year at 40.39 points.
The WRs on Amazon Primelvrs collectively had their best week of the season with 45.60 points.
Let It Sweat beat Amazon Primelvrs at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for Amazon Primelvrs.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

at frecklewipe.

 

[Fennis]

Fennis... had no shot with her because (Krista) is so much better than either of us.

[SIZE=10.5pt]So like some <politically incorrect word of your choice> version of BeetleJuice you say my name and I appear a couple of weeks later. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10.5pt]Krista seems like a very nice woman, and no disrespect to her at all, but saying someone is too good for me doesn’t tell you much. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10.5pt]Remember that incredibly awesome story where at the end of the game the other team inbounded the ball to the kid so he could finally score a basket after serving four years as manager on his high school team? Maybe if you pointed out that Michael Jordan *and* that kid are better basketball players than me, we might learn something. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10.5pt]I complied a list of woman who I am too good for and I came up Melissa Lee Williamshttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster...-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report[/SIZE]

 

[krista4]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

That's because you were doing it wrong. After-wedding party=target-rich environment. You don't bring sand to the beach, bro.

Well... I think I was one of like 3 single people in the entire party.So, I thought I'd bring a sure thing. So I did. But reports getting back to people aren't flattering of me.

Why did they assume she was hired help?

She dressed like a common whore?

She didn't really say much to be honest. The party was extremely boring. Some of my cousins were, or perhaps still are, close with my ex girlfriend. I think some things got back to her that I brought a hooker.

Which to be honest, I'm not above doing, but I swear I didn't. I honestly don't care, I just thought it was funny. I enjoyed myself.

These are generally signs someone is lying.

 

[krista4]

Wait, I'm not dating Fennis now because I'm too good for him?

I always suspected as much.

 

[krista4]

Finally watched Season 3 of Wires.

Spoiler

Stringer Bell

 

[YSR]

I'm confused.

 

[krista4]

I'm confused.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm confused.

I'm Homer.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm confused.

It's OK. Just keep kissing her and the rest will come naturally.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm confused.

No raise?

 

[Fennis]

I'm confused.

In the movie Beetlejuice he would appear instantly if someone said his name (three times). It took me around 2 weeks to appear after my name was typed in this thread, so it was like I was a bad version of Beetlejuice. Its kinda funny, you can use it yourself if you like. No need to give me credit.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Finally watched Season 3 of Wires.

Spoiler

Stringer Bell

:hugs:

 

[YSR]

I'm confused.

No raise?

Hasn't happened yet. I work for a state institution with several levels of red tape, so I'm not terribly hopeful.

 

[Thorn]

I'm confused.

Of course you're enthused! You're getting a raise today!

 

[GOB]

My life with the ladies is a complete #### show right now.

I showed up to a cousins after wedding party with a girl that was asked how much she charges for a night... twice.

I was getting quite a few looks.

That's because you were doing it wrong. After-wedding party=target-rich environment. You don't bring sand to the beach, bro.

Well... I think I was one of like 3 single people in the entire party.So, I thought I'd bring a sure thing. So I did. But reports getting back to people aren't flattering of me.

Why did they assume she was hired help?

She dressed like a common whore?She didn't really say much to be honest. The party was extremely boring. Some of my cousins were, or perhaps still are, close with my ex girlfriend. I think some things got back to her that I brought a hooker.

Which to be honest, I'm not above doing, but I swear I didn't. I honestly don't care, I just thought it was funny. I enjoyed myself.

These are generally signs someone is lying.

Honestly, I like you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got out of bed, still in my underwear and I didn't have a drop of booze or any other substances last night.

 

[General Malaise]

Finally watched Season 3 of Wires.

Spoiler

Stringer Bell

Yeah. :(

 

[General Malaise]

I'm confused.

In the movie Beetlejuice he would appear instantly if someone said his name (three times). It took me around 2 weeks to appear after my name was typed in this thread, so it was like I was a bad version of Beetlejuice. Its kinda funny, you can use it yourself if you like. No need to give me credit.

I thought that was Candyman?

 

[General Malaise]

For Krista and Tanner:


HAPPY NATIONAL CAT DAY!!!!

 

[Limp Ditka]

I just got out of bed, still in my underwear and I didn't have a drop of booze or any other substances last night.

Who are you?

 

[General Malaise]

I just got out of bed, still in my underwear and I didn't have a drop of booze or any other substances last night.

Do you usually roll out of bed in a double-breasted suit of armor or something? You're not one of those...you know...pajamas guys are you?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got out of bed, still in my underwear and I didn't have a drop of booze or any other substances last night.

Do you usually roll out of bed in a double-breasted suit of armor or something? You're not one of those...you know...pajamas guys are you?

Considering it was after 10, on a Tuesday.....

No, I don't wear pajamas.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

SLB, all ready for bed

 

[Abraham]

Hello. My blog ghost writing is more work then I imagined, but I am learning a lot.that is all.

 

[Thorn]

SLB, all ready for bed

Pretty sure we already established that Guster was pajamaguy around here.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Question for the lawyers...

Do lawyers usually have each others back?

I ask because (and Thorn has helped me here) when my house went into foreclosure I hired a lawyer to help out. To make a long story short (Sort of), I met with her on July 3rd), while I was there she looked up my case and found that on the 2nd, my case was processed and that she would have to petition the court to reopen it. She charged me $775.

On July 6th, I received a letter stating that the bank had petition to stop the Liz Pendens, and let me proceed with a Loan Mod.

On Monday July 8th, I called my lawyer and told her about the letter and she was surprised but said it was good news and to email it to her. She also stated she stopped by the judges chambers that morning but found that he was on vacation the whole month of July. I emailed her the letter and asked her to advise.

She never replied and I had no contact with her after that.

In early August I was notified by the bank that my Loan Mod was approved after a lot of communication by me and the bank.

After consulting with Thorn he said I could send her a letter asking to close my case and return any unused funds with a detailed bill.

I did that and received a check for $15. All the bill states is that it was a Foreclosure case and that she charged me $10 for office supplies.

I want to consult a lawyer for his opinion on getting my money back because she did absolutely nothing for me, but I am worried if I do, that lawyer will let her know and she will get me a modified bill.

I realize for this amount it would be small claims, but that money would come in handy.

How can she justify this? The folder she sent back has no record of her doing anything and there was only two days of communication with me.

tl:dr, sorry

I would talk to the state bar association before going to another lawyer. They probably have a way to arbitrate it without small claims.

before i send her another letter, just go right to the state bar assoc.?

 

[Thorn]

Question for the lawyers...

Do lawyers usually have each others back?

I ask because (and Thorn has helped me here) when my house went into foreclosure I hired a lawyer to help out. To make a long story short (Sort of), I met with her on July 3rd), while I was there she looked up my case and found that on the 2nd, my case was processed and that she would have to petition the court to reopen it. She charged me $775.

On July 6th, I received a letter stating that the bank had petition to stop the Liz Pendens, and let me proceed with a Loan Mod.

On Monday July 8th, I called my lawyer and told her about the letter and she was surprised but said it was good news and to email it to her. She also stated she stopped by the judges chambers that morning but found that he was on vacation the whole month of July. I emailed her the letter and asked her to advise.

She never replied and I had no contact with her after that.

In early August I was notified by the bank that my Loan Mod was approved after a lot of communication by me and the bank.

After consulting with Thorn he said I could send her a letter asking to close my case and return any unused funds with a detailed bill.

I did that and received a check for $15. All the bill states is that it was a Foreclosure case and that she charged me $10 for office supplies.

I want to consult a lawyer for his opinion on getting my money back because she did absolutely nothing for me, but I am worried if I do, that lawyer will let her know and she will get me a modified bill.

I realize for this amount it would be small claims, but that money would come in handy.

How can she justify this? The folder she sent back has no record of her doing anything and there was only two days of communication with me.

tl:dr, sorry

I would talk to the state bar association before going to another lawyer. They probably have a way to arbitrate it without small claims.

before i send her another letter, just go right to the state bar assoc.?

I was thinking before you talk to another lawyer or file a small claims action. Another letter probably couldn't hurt, but I'm guessing it will be ignored if you have been ignored so far.

 

[General Malaise]

my link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB, all ready for bed

Pretty sure we already established that Guster was pajamaguy around here.

Cal wears a full set still while I'm boxer briefs only. Dyl took it to another level a long time ago with pants/shorts no shirt, no underwear.

my link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Krista and Tanner:

HAPPY NATIONAL CAT DAY!!!!

Awesome!

Of course us celebrating National Cat Day is like most guys around here celebrating National Grain Alcohol Day.