GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Disco Stu]

Surprisingly not that hungover this morning. I think I'm through the looking glass or wormhole or eye of the needle or whatever.

Right there with ya.

 

[Fuller]

I've eaten so much candy this morning that I'm visibly shaking. well, maybe no one else can see it, but my now super-heightened senses can.

 

[Fuller]

probability of a flurry of almost nonsensical posts from me has gone up dramatically due to sugar intake.

 

[Ignoramus]

I've eaten so much candy this morning that I'm visibly shaking. well, maybe no one else can see it, but my now super-heightened senses can.

 

[Hawks64]

So, as I've told my gb gm, I moved out last week. It's pretty clear that this is final. Things were said and done that can't be unsaid or undone (I've really only given a small part of the story here).

I have a boss who may be the best boss in the known universe. She is working out of the Albuquerque office for two weeks, and handed me her keys before she left. Said that I am welcome to stay until she gets back; just clean up after myself.

So I have until next Friday there.

Also, as I've mentioned, my kid sister has been staying in the basement apartment (completely separate entrance; own kitchen and bathroom, etc.). She is moving out next week into her own 1BR apartment. So I talked to my wife, and she is ok with me staying in the basement apartment until we figure out what the best next step is. Her only condition is that she wants me to consider it as if it were a rental, and no traipsing around the house as if I lived there. Sounds reasonable.

I've been out since Friday, and I miss the kids something aweful. Like a hole in my chest. I've seen them a few times; this past sunday and again to carve pumpkins yesterday. So it will be nice to see them every day again.

I've got a couple of friends who have been sending me house/townhouse/duplex listings in the neighborhood. Some are actually reasonably priced. But I really need to do a budget. Wife still doesn't have a full-time job, and I'm not sure she's in a hurry to do it. Baby steps, i guess.

Anyway, that's my update.

Sorry to hear man.

 

[Fuller]

I seriously want to climb up on the roof of shantytown ad scream that I'm a golden god. Unfortunately there is no pool/ I may get shot/ I may fall through the roof.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Farg. Forgot to shave the mustache. Going to have to a late start.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Surprisingly not that hungover this morning. I think I'm through the looking glass or wormhole or eye of the needle or whatever.

Right there with ya.

 

[Fuller]

I'm almost to the point of vibrating. I wonder if I can go through the wall ala Radical Larry.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

HOW CAN I BE OUT OF LIKES FOR THE DAY ALREADY? THE DAY JUST STARTED!!!

 

[Fuller]

HOW CAN I BE OUT OF LIKES FOR THE DAY ALREADY? THE DAY JUST STARTED!!!

you gots to conserve because there's only so many to go around. that #### don't grow on trees, son.

 

[Fuller]

I may have a touch of the OCD. Something has seemed "off" all morning, and I just remembered that I haven't guessed any muffs today which is something I do every morning.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I hate everything, so I guess I have likes for sale.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Frolf is serious business

Probably one of those "Innova vs Discraft" feuds.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm almost to the point of vibrating. I wonder if I can go through the wall ala Radical Larry.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm almost to the point of vibrating. I wonder if I can go through the wall ala Radical Larry.

Ah, why not...

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm almost to the point of vibrating. I wonder if I can go through the wall ala Radical Larry.

Ah, why not...

A conversation between Hordor and Hodor would be riveting.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Kind of an eventful walk this morning. Some kids (2 girl 1 guy) ran out of gas so I helped them push their car. Uphill, on wet asphalt. Good times.

Then I walked up on a ribbon cutting ceremony for the new highway I mean 30 seconds before they were about to cut it. I was definitely in the background, don't know if I made it on the news or pics though. After I walked away, I thought that I should have mooned them.

Of course I'm pretty sure there were some really high ranking political figures there so I would probably be in jail right now.

 

[Fuller]

I'm almost to the point of vibrating. I wonder if I can go through the wall ala Radical Larry.

Ah, why not...

haven't tried burrowing yet either. Actually I may be on the verge of a heart attack. Muscles feeling like compressed springs right now. I may be on the news for ODing on sugar.

 

[General Malaise]

I think this has been discussed here add nausea, but Lindsay Czarniak on SportsCenter could get it.

(it = info)

Whoa.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wind-up dog

 

[General Malaise]

3 days down, 12 more to go. Turns out "2 weeks" was just an estimate. But hey, deep fried cajun turkey on Saturday.

I've been to two stores now, combing their aisles in hot pursuit of your jerkey beef. I'm having no luck. So help me god if you are making this product up....

 

[Ignoramus]

You guys ever try Krave Jerky? Pricey but man it's some tasty shiite.

 

[General Malaise]

Also, finding it very puzzling where stores house their beef jerkey products. There is no consistency. Is it a snack? Is it produce? Shouldn't meatish products be refridgerated? This can't be healthy for you, Frost. Why don't I just mail you some cigarettes or asbestos?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, finding it very puzzling where stores house their beef jerkey products. There is no consistency. Is it a snack? Is it produce? Shouldn't meatish products be refridgerated? This can't be healthy for you, Frost. Why don't I just mail you some cigarettes or asbestos?

I agree with this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM: DID YOU GET MY PAYMENT IN THE MAIL?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Also, finding it very puzzling where stores house their beef jerkey products. There is no consistency. Is it a snack? Is it produce? Shouldn't meatish products be refridgerated? This can't be healthy for you, Frost. Why don't I just mail you some cigarettes or asbestos?

it's pepperoni I think. not quite jerky.

doesn't need to be put in the fridge because it's been dried and preserved.

see: http://nchfp.uga.edu/how/dry/jerky.html

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The amount of F's this cat gives is astronomical.

This is how we party around my house.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can't believe what I'm watching. Need to get 12 more Cards out.

Youcant believe a team with a 140mm payroll is in the world series?

Not just in it, but winning it. Nope. I can't.

Far higher payrolls have come up short

They were favored to win. They had the highest run differential and most wins in MLB this year, I think. Not sure what was so stunning about this.

They lead the league in WAR too, if you're into that. I'm not sure what Vegas said, but didn't they have to be the favorites coming in?

Vegas also had them winning 82 games this year. They weren't supposed to be good.

Sure, but they've been pretty good the entire year. This is like a ghost that jumps out to surprise you, but the jump out is over the span of six months and you're still surprised.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GM, have any Thriftway stores near you? I think they'll have it.

http://www.thriftwaystores.com/locations

 

[Frostillicus]

Also, finding it very puzzling where stores house their beef jerkey products. There is no consistency. Is it a snack? Is it produce? Shouldn't meatish products be refridgerated? This can't be healthy for you, Frost. Why don't I just mail you some cigarettes or asbestos?

It's real, and it's super unhealthy. Thanks for keeping an eye out.

 

[Abraham]

Bentley. I am at the National Association of Hispanic real estate professionals on campus today. Are you here?

:nursing wicked hangover:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Can't believe what I'm watching. Need to get 12 more Cards out.

Youcant believe a team with a 140mm payroll is in the world series?

Not just in it, but winning it. Nope. I can't.

Far higher payrolls have come up short

They were favored to win. They had the highest run differential and most wins in MLB this year, I think. Not sure what was so stunning about this.

They lead the league in WAR too, if you're into that. I'm not sure what Vegas said, but didn't they have to be the favorites coming in?

Vegas also had them winning 82 games this year. They weren't supposed to be good.

Sure, but they've been pretty good the entire year. This is like a ghost that jumps out to surprise you, but the jump out is over the span of six months and you're still surprised.

And then you jump to a rock 20 feet away to escape.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Bentley. I am at the National Association of Hispanic real estate professionals on campus today. Are you here?

:nursing wicked hangover:

You just get tired of capitalizing #### halfway through?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Bentley. I am at the National Association of Hispanic real estate professionals on campus today. Are you here?

:nursing wicked hangover:

You just get tired of capitalizing #### halfway through?

or do they actually go by NAHrep?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Red Sox Fan Dedicates Garbage Can He’s Lighting On Fire To Marathon Victims

Sports News in Brief • Breaking • Sports • Baseball • ISSUE 49•44 • Oct 30, 2013

BOSTON—Fifteen minutes after the Boston Red Sox defeated the St. Louis Cardinals to become World Series Champions, sources are now confirming that local man Bradley Ferrante, 26, is dedicating the trash can he’s lighting on fire to the victims of last April’s Boston Marathon bombings.

“4/15, never forget!” said a visibly intoxicated Ferrante before throwing an entire book of lit matches into the trash bin, stumbling slightly before kicking it to the ground, removing his shirt, and screaming “Go Sox!” “Dynasty!” “Big Papi! We love you, Papi!” and “We’re the ####in’ champs, baby! Boston Strong! Yankees suck! Woo!”

At press time, Ferrante was hunched over on Boylston Street, vomiting roughly 800 yards from the marathon’s finish line.

 

[Abraham]

Bentley. I am at the National Association of Hispanic real estate professionals on campus today. Are you here?

:nursing wicked hangover:

You just get tired of capitalizing #### halfway through?

I don't hold real-tors in high enough regard to capitaliE their profession.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyone think Abe is still drunk?

 

[Abraham]

Anyone think Abe is still drunk?

I just got added to a panel discussing something. I was asked to show up and sit at a table and now I will be part of a q and a about cloud integrations.

And this goes until 5 which means I will be in Austin traffic for the drive home.

Shoot me.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Anyone think Abe is still drunk?

I just got added to a panel discussing something. I was asked to show up and sit at a table and now I will be part of a q and a about cloud integrations.

And this goes until 5 which means I will be in Austin traffic for the drive home.

Shoot me.

Is Austin traffic particularly bad or do you just limit yourself to passing 1 car per day?

 

[-fish-]

Well that sucked. Got drunk (drunk drunk, not just regular weekday drunk), got in a fight with future ex-mrs fish, and we're off again. Was supposed to be going out of town with her for the weekend for her birthday (prepaid).

 

[-fish-]

Anyone think Abe is still drunk?

I just got added to a panel discussing something. I was asked to show up and sit at a table and now I will be part of a q and a about cloud integrations.

And this goes until 5 which means I will be in Austin traffic for the drive home.

Shoot me.

Is Austin traffic particularly bad or do you just limit yourself to passing 1 car per day?

it's probably worse because he has to get off at every exit to buy gas.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Well that sucked. Got drunk (drunk drunk, not just regular weekday drunk), got in a fight with future ex-mrs fish, and we're off again. Was supposed to be going out of town with her for the weekend for her birthday (prepaid).

Oof, get in salvage mode, big guy.

 

[Abraham]

My wife is mad at me too, so

 

[-fish-]

Well that sucked. Got drunk (drunk drunk, not just regular weekday drunk), got in a fight with future ex-mrs fish, and we're off again. Was supposed to be going out of town with her for the weekend for her birthday (prepaid).

Oof, get in salvage mode, big guy.

she packed a bag and put in in her car "in case she changes her mind" since she and I work in opposite directions.

asked how I was supposed to know if I was supposed to pick her up, and she said she would let me know if she was going, but default is we're not.

I'm going either way. I'm either picking up her or my golf clubs.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Well that sucked. Got drunk (drunk drunk, not just regular weekday drunk), got in a fight with future ex-mrs fish, and we're off again. Was supposed to be going out of town with her for the weekend for her birthday (prepaid).

Oof, get in salvage mode, big guy.

she packed a bag and put in in her car "in case she changes her mind" since she and I work in opposite directions.

asked how I was supposed to know if I was supposed to pick her up, and she said she would let me know if she was going, but default is we're not.

I'm going either way. I'm either picking up her or my golf clubs.

Pick up both. Let her decide what goes in the trunk, her or the clubs.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Well that sucked. Got drunk (drunk drunk, not just regular weekday drunk), got in a fight with future ex-mrs fish, and we're off again. Was supposed to be going out of town with her for the weekend for her birthday (prepaid).

You can't go by yourself?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well that sucked. Got drunk (drunk drunk, not just regular weekday drunk), got in a fight with future ex-mrs fish, and we're off again. Was supposed to be going out of town with her for the weekend for her birthday (prepaid).

Oof, get in salvage mode, big guy.

she packed a bag and put in in her car "in case she changes her mind" since she and I work in opposite directions.

asked how I was supposed to know if I was supposed to pick her up, and she said she would let me know if she was going, but default is we're not.

I'm going either way. I'm either picking up her or my golf clubs.

Pick up both. Let her decide what goes in the trunk, her or the clubs.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I love Halloween so hard. Possibly the best holiday out there.

I started drinking heavily then had two different neighbors invited me over to their bon fire. I just wasn't feeling it and they would both know if I chose one over the other considering their clos proximately. This has to be the first Halloween in decades that I was sober.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I love Halloween so hard. Possibly the best holiday out there.

I started drinking heavily then had two different neighbors invited me over to their bon fire. I just wasn't feeling it and they would both know if I chose one over the other considering their clos proximately. This has to be the first Halloween in decades that I was sober.