Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
More shark pool threads leaking over here these days. We need some Tim threads in the pool to balance it out.
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Recent pictures of himself match photos he uploaded several months ago in a different thread. Would be a pretty elaborate fishing attempt. I think he's real.
He posted pictures of someone he claims is him. I can confirm he was where he said he was. Or at least that one of the girls he provided a picture of was where he said he was.
Thorn
Footballguy
Eminence just seems misunderstood.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Not sure how this makes me feel.Recent pictures of himself match photos he uploaded several months ago in a different thread. Would be a pretty elaborate fishing attempt. I think he's real.
He posted pictures of someone he claims is him. I can confirm he was where he said he was. Or at least that one of the girls he provided a picture of was where he said he was.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Makes me feel glad that I'm not eminenceNot sure how this makes me feel.Recent pictures of himself match photos he uploaded several months ago in a different thread. Would be a pretty elaborate fishing attempt. I think he's real.
He posted pictures of someone he claims is him. I can confirm he was where he said he was. Or at least that one of the girls he provided a picture of was where he said he was.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Will this message board be read from during Eminence's Supreme Court confirmation hearings?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
JFC
I'm never rolling through a Stop sign again.
I'm never rolling through a Stop sign again.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I need mailing addresses for:
Frosty
Pickles
Tanac
Thank you.
Frosty
Pickles
Tanac
Thank you.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
This was unexpected:
Ice Bags & Nachos 271.38, Amazon Primelvrs 197.14
Ice Bags & Nachos (5-4, 1,394.32) had a record-setting performance this week, putting up the highest score in the league this season to defeat Amazon Primelvrs (2-7, 1,277.22), 271.38 - 197.14. Ice Bags & Nachos scored 103.7% more points than projected (133.25), the highest percentage in the league this season.
This crappy teams' continued non-failure is proof beyond a shadow of a doubt that fantasy sports is mostly luck.
Ice Bags & Nachos 271.38, Amazon Primelvrs 197.14
Ice Bags & Nachos (5-4, 1,394.32) had a record-setting performance this week, putting up the highest score in the league this season to defeat Amazon Primelvrs (2-7, 1,277.22), 271.38 - 197.14. Ice Bags & Nachos scored 103.7% more points than projected (133.25), the highest percentage in the league this season.
This crappy teams' continued non-failure is proof beyond a shadow of a doubt that fantasy sports is mostly luck.
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
Of course, this week both of our QBs are on bye. We'll need another 6 combined TDs from Andre Johnson and TY Hilton to have a chance.
Thorn
Footballguy
Tearjerker warning
Had to do a will signing at a bedside today. 93 year old little Italian lady. She kept wanting to hold my hand, telling me she was trying to accept God's will, but that she had been up and around just a couple of months prior. She really just didn't seem ready to go, but I guess stomach cancer had taken a big turn for the worse. Told me how she had the best kids in the world, then teared up at the idea that they would ever have to take care of her. She also tried to get her son to get out her checkbook to pay me, and I'm telling her it's fine, we'll just bill her. "What if I'm gone by the time the bill comes?" :(
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I was planning on sending a nickel, but then I wouldn't have anything for my other nickel to rub.
Thorn
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
I'm so happy for you. Best news I've heard all dayDamn, my daughter poots a lot.
Also, effective today, we've been disowned by the hoarders. I'm sure it will blow over in the next few weeks but as of now we aren't invited to Thanksgiving. Baby steps.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
You guys are already making plans for next Thanksgiving? Jesus, we just got through New Years!Damn, my daughter poots a lot.
Also, effective today, we've been disowned by the hoarders. I'm sure it will blow over in the next few weeks but as of now we aren't invited to Thanksgiving. Baby steps.
-fish-
Footballguy
Daylight savings time. They spring ahead 9 monthsYou guys are already making plans for next Thanksgiving? Jesus, we just got through New Years!Damn, my daughter poots a lot.
Also, effective today, we've been disowned by the hoarders. I'm sure it will blow over in the next few weeks but as of now we aren't invited to Thanksgiving. Baby steps.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'll have a turkey sandwich and a gigantic deuce in your honor, GB.I've had two thanksgivings already, with a third still coming.Damn, my daughter poots a lot.
Also, effective today, we've been disowned by the hoarders. I'm sure it will blow over in the next few weeks but as of now we aren't invited to Thanksgiving. Baby steps.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Wife KO'ed with a flu, I've got both kids tonight. Pizza in the oven, MMC on the TV. TPW appreciated.
Thorn
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Damon Wayans Jr. looks exactly like his dad. Unless all black people look the same to me.
YSR
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
You guys are already making plans for next Thanksgiving? Jesus, we just got through New Years!Damn, my daughter poots a lot.
Also, effective today, we've been disowned by the hoarders. I'm sure it will blow over in the next few weeks but as of now we aren't invited to Thanksgiving. Baby steps.
And the news keeps getting better:
JAX - RB Denard Robinson moves up the depth chart
Source: Jaguars.com - John Oehser
Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Gus Bradley said the team has moved RB Denard Robinson up the depth chart into the No. 2 running back role. 'We bumped him up to number two and we’re intrigued by him at the tailback spot,' Bradley said. 'I would say that we’re going to still continue with that process.'
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Robinson is an offensive weapon who may get more playing time going forward. Keep an eye on him in dynasty leagues but we don't see much (if any) value in re-draft leagues.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
It happens. Not trying to be a deterrent, but 9 years, 5 days and about 12 hours later, I still get a craving here and there. At this point I doubt it will ever go away completely, but I can assure that those cravings become less frequent.Survived another day without smoking.
I have heard that the chemicals are out of your body by day 3 and after that it's all some sort of physical addiction or some such. We shall see.
Abraham
Footballguy
That's how I started again - even when I quit I always imagined I'd start again at some point. And honestly I am having trouble convincing myself that I'm done smoking entirely which means i may be defeating myself already, but maybe that's normal too.It happens. Not trying to be a deterrent, but 9 years, 5 days and about 12 hours later, I still get a craving here and there. At this point I doubt it will ever go away completely, but I can assure that those cravings become less frequent.Survived another day without smoking.
I have heard that the chemicals are out of your body by day 3 and after that it's all some sort of physical addiction or some such. We shall see.
Oh, and I put this in the NBA thread but I imagine it will be equally awesome for Jim and Co. http://www.mavs.com/videos/what-the-mavs-say/
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Is Monoprice still the way to go for Wall Mount Brackets?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Some of these are stealing Tanner's schtick. Others are just amazing.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbest-things-that-have-ever-happened?
"There's no I in happyness."
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbest-things-that-have-ever-happened?
"There's no I in happyness."
YSR
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I quit from age 21-26 and was dumb enough to start again. A couple of smokes on a drunken afternoon got that ball rolling. Within a week, I was at the conv store counter asking for a pack of Newports when things at work went south one day. I was full-fledged smoker again for about 7-8 years.That's how I started again - even when I quit I always imagined I'd start again at some point. And honestly I am having trouble convincing myself that I'm done smoking entirely which means i may be defeating myself already, but maybe that's normal too.It happens. Not trying to be a deterrent, but 9 years, 5 days and about 12 hours later, I still get a craving here and there. At this point I doubt it will ever go away completely, but I can assure that those cravings become less frequent.Survived another day without smoking.
I have heard that the chemicals are out of your body by day 3 and after that it's all some sort of physical addiction or some such. We shall see.
Oh, and I put this in the NBA thread but I imagine it will be equally awesome for Jim and Co. http://www.mavs.com/videos/what-the-mavs-say/
Math that up, and I'm sounding Tannerold®.
Full disclosure: Plenty of cigars, and a bong or 400, along the way.
YSR
Footballguy
One of my bosses just called the office to tell me that one of the liquor stores in town is getting Pappy today and that there were only 12 people in line right now.
Today is one of the days when I had Romo bring me to work so I have no car. And he's 1.) in the middle of breakfast with his dad (to discuss all of the crazy with his mother and sister) and 2.) not a bourbon drinker so I would not be able to sell him on going there for this.
Sad.
Today is one of the days when I had Romo bring me to work so I have no car. And he's 1.) in the middle of breakfast with his dad (to discuss all of the crazy with his mother and sister) and 2.) not a bourbon drinker so I would not be able to sell him on going there for this.
Sad.
Statcruncher
Footballguy
I quit cold turkey and wanted to burn one constantly. The cravings gradually subsided but I still had them multiple times daily for a decade. I also just assumed I would have them the rest of my life, but they're finally gone. I don't recall exactly when they disappeared, but I've been smoke free for almost 14 years and I have zero urges anymore. Hang in there, you can beat it.It happens. Not trying to be a deterrent, but 9 years, 5 days and about 12 hours later, I still get a craving here and there. At this point I doubt it will ever go away completely, but I can assure that those cravings become less frequent.Survived another day without smoking.
I have heard that the chemicals are out of your body by day 3 and after that it's all some sort of physical addiction or some such. We shall see.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
at this guy thinking I was serious.http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=697300&page=28#entry16167860
Fuller
Footballguy
I haven't used the term "#### nut" in quite a while. time to put it back into rotation
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
BigJohn
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I haven't used the term "#### nut" in quite a while. time to put it back into rotation
@ wondering how penises fit in each other.
Bob Sacamano
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Officer Pete Malloy
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