GM's thread about nothing (53 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I always forget the Thursday night game is on...mostly because I forget that it's Thursday.

I seriously would've bet a kidney that it was Wednesday. My life is strange.

I love you

Wanna make out?

Duh

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I always forget the Thursday night game is on...mostly because I forget that it's Thursday.

I seriously would've bet a kidney that it was Wednesday. My life is strange.

I love you

Wanna make out?

Duh

You should have played hard to get...I would've brought bourbon.

 

[Limp Ditka]

did someone say Bourbon?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

did someone say Bourbon?

YESH

I've been on a pretty decent bourbon run of late. The Pappy still eludes, but I think MN is last week of the month. EH Taylor small batch tonight.

 

[shuke]

My wife is insane. My girl broke out in hives the other day, and after taking her to the doctor the doc said it was an allergy to something, most likely the cough medicine we had started giving her for a really bad cough - medicine she'd never had before. Now, thanks to the miracle of facebook/internet/her friends, she's wondering if we should stop letting her have peanuts or almonds or like, 500 other things. Keep in mind this kid has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch every single day.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

did someone say Bourbon?

YESHI've been on a pretty decent bourbon run of late. The Pappy still eludes, but I think MN is last week of the month. EH Taylor small batch tonight.

Is Maker's still your standard?

 

[strykerpks]

I don't get nearly enough value out of my likes. I'm lucky if I like 4 posts per day. Can I trade them to someone?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife is insane. My girl broke out in hives the other day, and after taking her to the doctor the doc said it was an allergy to something, most likely the cough medicine we had started giving her for a really bad cough - medicine she'd never had before. Now, thanks to the miracle of facebook/internet/her friends, she's wondering if we should stop letting her have peanuts or almonds or like, 500 other things. Keep in mind this kid has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch every single day.

$20 says it's an allergy to essential oils.

 

[-fish-]

Happy hour all night with the 20 somethings.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy hour all night with the 20 somethings.

How's my girl?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

did someone say Bourbon?

YESHI've been on a pretty decent bourbon run of late. The Pappy still eludes, but I think MN is last week of the month. EH Taylor small batch tonight.

Is Maker's still your standard?

Yessir. I buy that by the 1.75, but have another 5-6 guys on the side.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My wife is insane. My girl broke out in hives the other day, and after taking her to the doctor the doc said it was an allergy to something, most likely the cough medicine we had started giving her for a really bad cough - medicine she'd never had before. Now, thanks to the miracle of facebook/internet/her friends, she's wondering if we should stop letting her have peanuts or almonds or like, 500 other things. Keep in mind this kid has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch every single day.

Looks like peanuts are finally winning the battle.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

:softball:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My wife is insane. My girl broke out in hives the other day, and after taking her to the doctor the doc said it was an allergy to something, most likely the cough medicine we had started giving her for a really bad cough - medicine she'd never had before. Now, thanks to the miracle of facebook/internet/her friends, she's wondering if we should stop letting her have peanuts or almonds or like, 500 other things. Keep in mind this kid has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch every single day.

$20 says it's an allergy to essential oils.

Oh how sweet it would be.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yeah, I laughed. And I don't feel bad about it.

 

[cosjobs]

Lots of euro douchers in ferrari jackets hanging out here in downtown austin. Something about an f1 race here this weekend.

I miss Austin. I was looking up something in my bank statement and saw my Square receipt for 146 bucks to Kababalicious and immediately wanted to drive down and get one.

You might want to price shop kabobs

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thank you, Mr. cosjobs, for your cheque.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Yeah, I laughed. And I don't feel bad about it.

shegone

 

[Tiger Fan]

a) I've got box suites to a Calgary Flames game tonight and Rudnicki is in New Orleans. Glitch in the matrix /Joe Bryant

Hope you're cheering for the American team. Stars delivering a severe beating.

USA!! USA!! USA!! Get it going.

i threw $20 on the Flames just to make it interesting....but yes, the Stars were impressive. Good times though

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

In my New Orleans hotel, we got the Stars game on Fox Dallas but no NFL network. So Dallas is the home team I guess.

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife is insane. My girl broke out in hives the other day, and after taking her to the doctor the doc said it was an allergy to something, most likely the cough medicine we had started giving her for a really bad cough - medicine she'd never had before. Now, thanks to the miracle of facebook/internet/her friends, she's wondering if we should stop letting her have peanuts or almonds or like, 500 other things. Keep in mind this kid has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch every single day.

$20 says it's an allergy to essential oils.

Oh how sweet it would be.

Oh yeah, we're pretty much done with oils now. I don't even want to begin to think about the money poured down that drain.

 

[Schlzm]

Yeah, I laughed. And I don't feel bad about it.

Hoverround taakes mee wheerrre I wannna gooo!Schlzm

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My wife is insane. My girl broke out in hives the other day, and after taking her to the doctor the doc said it was an allergy to something, most likely the cough medicine we had started giving her for a really bad cough - medicine she'd never had before. Now, thanks to the miracle of facebook/internet/her friends, she's wondering if we should stop letting her have peanuts or almonds or like, 500 other things. Keep in mind this kid has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch every single day.

$20 says it's an allergy to essential oils.

Oh how sweet it would be.

Oh yeah, we're pretty much done with oils now. I don't even want to begin to think about the money poured down that drain.

It was a run.

 

[proninja]

Happy hour all night with the 20 somethings.

How much longer are they 20 somethings?

 

[T Bell]

I joined the running thread early this year and those guys only know me as Annyong. They might think I'm really a small Asian boy.

Wait, you're not?

What a let down. I'm definitely removing him from my spank bank.

 

[strykerpks]

My wife is already done Christmas shopping....except for the names we'll draw at Thanksgiving. I'm kinda happy about that but I'm also somewhat disturbed.

At any rate, is there interest in another GMTAN Secret Santa? Seems like a good excuse to get people to send bags of crap and maybe pay off debts. If so I'll set that up after Thanksgiving (the real one, Frosty).

 

[T Bell]

This is incredible.

Bryant Gumble being employed is still a fascinating thing.

A black guy needing brown makeup is even more fascinating.

 

[T Bell]

My wife is insane. My girl broke out in hives the other day, and after taking her to the doctor the doc said it was an allergy to something, most likely the cough medicine we had started giving her for a really bad cough - medicine she'd never had before. Now, thanks to the miracle of facebook/internet/her friends, she's wondering if we should stop letting her have peanuts or almonds or like, 500 other things. Keep in mind this kid has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch every single day.

Looks like peanuts are finally winning the battle.

George Washington Carver is a terrorist from another generation.

 

[Schlzm]

Local news just explained how to vote for or against a ban, step by step.

Schlzm

 

[Homer J Simpson]

did someone say Bourbon?

YESHI've been on a pretty decent bourbon run of late. The Pappy still eludes, but I think MN is last week of the month. EH Taylor small batch tonight.

Is Maker's still your standard?

Yessir. I buy that by the 1.75, but have another 5-6 guys on the side.

Such a dirty whore.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Local news just explained how to vote for or against a ban, step by step.

Schlzm

A ban on what?

Schlzm

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Ray Bans?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Pro Ban here

 

[Mr. Pickles]

How important was Jets 94 around here?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Pro Ban here

Pro Ban too, but anti post signing

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pro Ban here

Pro Ban too, but anti post signing

Wait, who posted this?

Whoever it is, please sign your posts in the future. TIA.

Schlzm

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wake up, dorks...I'm bored.

 

[kevzilla]

I am in possession of a Nielson book. Shtick suggestions?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wake up, dorks...I'm bored.

Been here since 3:30. Already hit Lowes, going for a haircut, and possibly "Wendy" for a pedicure.

 

[FDAS]

Wake up, dorks...I'm bored.

Morning, faggot. My daughter threw up in her bed last night. Blaming you and Obama.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

VIPs get pictures of the hot co-eds "attending" to them.

I'm just sayin'.

 

[SofaKings]

My wife is already done Christmas shopping....except for the names we'll draw at Thanksgiving. I'm kinda happy about that but I'm also somewhat disturbed.

At any rate, is there interest in another GMTAN Secret Santa? Seems like a good excuse to get people to send bags of crap and maybe pay off debts. If so I'll set that up after Thanksgiving (the real one, Frosty).

No.

 

[SofaKings]

My wife is insane. My girl broke out in hives the other day, and after taking her to the doctor the doc said it was an allergy to something, most likely the cough medicine we had started giving her for a really bad cough - medicine she'd never had before. Now, thanks to the miracle of facebook/internet/her friends, she's wondering if we should stop letting her have peanuts or almonds or like, 500 other things. Keep in mind this kid has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch every single day.

Drop e-mom a line.

 

[Ignoramus]

Wake up, dorks...I'm bored.

Been here since 3:30. Already hit Lowes, going for a haircut, and possibly "Wendy" for a pedicure.

I usually go with the spicy chicken sandwich, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wake up, dorks...I'm bored.

Morning, faggot. My daughter threw up in her bed last night. Blaming you and Obama.

Oh, come on. You know it's 100% Obama.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I am in possession of a Nielson book. Shtick suggestions?

If I knew what that meant, I'd have all kinds of awesome ideas.

 

[Ignoramus]

I am in possession of a Nielson book. Shtick suggestions?

If I knew what that meant, I'd have all kinds of awesome ideas.

Pretty sure the guy from Naked Gun wrote a book. HTH.

 

[Annyong]

I am in possession of a Nielson book. Shtick suggestions?

If I knew what that meant, I'd have all kinds of awesome ideas.

Pretty sure the guy from Naked Gun wrote a book. HTH.

Liam Nielson wrote a book?

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[Sinn Fein]

I am in possession of a Nielson book. Shtick suggestions?

If I knew what that meant, I'd have all kinds of awesome ideas.

Pretty sure the guy from Naked Gun wrote a book. HTH.

Something about looking for the real killers if I recall.