GM's thread about nothing (43 Viewers)

[belljr]

I know I know I know

Welker for Dobson and a 2nd OR

Welker and 4th for a 1st

Dyno ppr



I'm sorry

suck it spoofy

Wrong internet

You sir are trite and pedantic

 

[Mr.Pack]

My wife is insane. My girl broke out in hives the other day, and after taking her to the doctor the doc said it was an allergy to something, most likely the cough medicine we had started giving her for a really bad cough - medicine she'd never had before. Now, thanks to the miracle of facebook/internet/her friends, she's wondering if we should stop letting her have peanuts or almonds or like, 500 other things. Keep in mind this kid has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch every single day.

$20 says it's an allergy to essential oils.

Oh how sweet it would be.

Oh yeah, we're pretty much done with oils now. I don't even want to begin to think about the money poured down that drain.

I used to buy some lozenge for my daughter from a woman who sold this stuff, they tasted like cloves but she said they worked great to soothe her throat after singing, or if she had a sore throat.

 

[Abraham]

The final night party here is nuts. I have to be on the shuttle to airport at 5am and I'm channeling my inner Homer to stat awake until then. Maybe.

 

[kevzilla]

I'd take the two picks, I'm not sold on Dobson.

Of course, I had Donald Brown on the bench last night. Sorry, GM.

 

[Abraham]

There is a hamburger bar, hot dog bar, taco bar , pizza bar and open bar along with ping pong, pool, and go carts.

 

[belljr]

I'd take the two picks, I'm not sold on Dobson.

Of course, I had Donald Brown on the bench last night. Sorry, GM.

me too

It's 1 pick - a first rounder for welker and my 4th

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

There is a hamburger bar, hot dog bar, taco bar , pizza bar and open bar along with ping pong, pool, and go carts.

Sweater vest count?

 

[bentley]

There is a hamburger bar, hot dog bar, taco bar , pizza bar and open bar along with ping pong, pool, and go carts.

####### sweet.

Are there any insurance companies there because that's the kind of thing I need to get myself invited to.

 

[kevzilla]

Open bar and go-carts would be the shark move here.

 

[Abraham]

There is a hamburger bar, hot dog bar, taco bar , pizza bar and open bar along with ping pong, pool, and go carts.

####### sweet.Are there any insurance companies there because that's the kind of thing I need to get myself invited to.

We are absolutely doing this next year.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I found this funny

Related

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Started Breaking Bad. Whoa.

Hey, wait just one gosh-durned second here. Weren't we watching Season 5 of Wires first? (I have watched the first two episodes.)

I figured I could, you know....watch BOTH at the same time. Too much?

You're officially ahead of me now in Wires. But I'm through 2 episodes of Breaking Bad (though I think my DVR missed the 2nd episode, so I technically have watched the pilot and the 3rd episode only) and I am ready to jump into this thing with both livers.

The second episode is kind of important.

Ok I'll netflick it.

When did you get that installed?

He had a team come in from Cal Tech.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Peyton Manning has scored 426 points for us, the other 6 position players in our lineup have scored 502 on the year.

Combined Manning and Romo have scored 738, or 47% of our team total.

Devin Hester is the 4th highest scoring player on our team.

When do we get to use our #1 waiver wire priority?

Seriously? I'd have guessed that Manning/Romo accounted for at least 60% of our total scoring.

 

[Frostillicus]

I know I know I know

Welker for Dobson and a 2nd OR

Welker and 4th for a 1st

Dyno ppr



I'm sorry

suck it spoofy

Dyno? Take the stegosaurus.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The final night party here is nuts. I have to be on the shuttle to airport at 5am and I'm channeling my inner Homer to stat awake until then. Maybe.

Yeah, baby! Just remember, at your age, that morning sun is like God's flashlight.

[/larry miller]

 

[Frostillicus]

I once kicked a 40 yard field goal at the Rose Bowl shortly after winning a chili cook off that took place on the Rose Bowl field. Yeah, I miss those corporate thingies.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

There is a hamburger bar, hot dog bar, taco bar , pizza bar and open bar along with ping pong, pool, and go carts.

The food thing is a trap. AVOID!!!

 

[Abraham]

There is a hamburger bar, hot dog bar, taco bar , pizza bar and open bar along with ping pong, pool, and go carts.

The food thing is a trap. AVOID!!!

Too late.

 

[mr. furley]

i sorta miss you balloonheads

except Tanner

 

[yelruf .rm]

i sorta miss you balloonheads

except Tanner

We miss you too, guy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

There is a hamburger bar, hot dog bar, taco bar , pizza bar and open bar along with ping pong, pool, and go carts.

The food thing is a trap. AVOID!!!

Too late.

You need to purge immediately.

 

[Abraham]

There is a hamburger bar, hot dog bar, taco bar , pizza bar and open bar along with ping pong, pool, and go carts.

The food thing is a trap. AVOID!!!

Too late.

You need to purge immediately.

My coworker went back to the room. I got a Sam Adams.

 

[cosjobs]

There is a hamburger bar, hot dog bar, taco bar , pizza bar and open bar along with ping pong, pool, and go carts.

The food thing is a trap. AVOID!!!

Too late.

You need to purge immediately.

My coworker went back to the room. I got a Sam Adams.

What's the birthday party going to be like when your kid turns 3?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

There is a hamburger bar, hot dog bar, taco bar , pizza bar and open bar along with ping pong, pool, and go carts.

The food thing is a trap. AVOID!!!

Too late.

You need to purge immediately.

My coworker went back to the room. I got a Sam Adams.

Keep fighting the good fight, GB.

 

[shuke]

Watched "the place beyond the pines" last night. Loved it. Homer - have you seen? We have similar taste in movies so I recommend it. It isn't an actiony flick...long slow burn. But it is filmed really well and very sad.

I liked the first half but I think it bogged down once they started focusing on the sons

I'll go out on a limb and say that Gosling is probably the best actor of his generation

My link

 

[Goat Herders]

Party over. Brought a three pack of blue moon back to my plush room and watching the pistons game.

 

[shuke]

Rude > I'm getting my wife some UW hockey tickets. Would we be better off behind the goal, on a circle, or in the corners (only single tickets available on the blue line). Also if not on the glass is it better to be a bit higher up?

Corners suck. Center ice is typically best but behind the goals are good if you like to watch plays develop. Only downside is you miss stuff at the opposite end.Sight lines down low can be bad but you appreciate the speed when you are closer.

Especially if you're taking Instagrams of the ScoreGondola

 

[krista4]

Sorry Tanner, but I had to poke your really stupid friend with a stick.

And damn it, I haven't even had anything to drink tonight!

 

[krista4]

Wait, why the hell haven't I been drinking?

 

[strykerpks]

I hope this goes for a while

 

[shuke]

I hope this goes for a while

What goes where now?

 

[krista4]

Well she gave up fast. And now it's just me and Bing (1) here. Might as well go to bed. :(

 

[Frostillicus]

Well she gave up fast. And now it's just me and Bing (1) here. Might as well go to bed. :(

Hey

 

[strykerpks]

I hope this goes for a while

What goes where now?

Krista hammering on Tanner's friend on the Facebook

 

[Frostillicus]

I hope this goes for a while

What goes where now?

Krista hammering on Tanner's friend on the Facebook

Not sexually.

 

[krista4]

Well she gave up fast. And now it's just me and Bing (1) here. Might as well go to bed. :(

Hey

Frost stirring the pot!

 

[krista4]

I hope this goes for a while

What goes where now?

Krista hammering on Tanner's friend on the Facebook

Not sexually.

Yet. She's probably closeted.

 

[Frostillicus]

I hope this goes for a while

What goes where now?

Krista hammering on Tanner's friend on the Facebook

Not sexually.

Yet. She's probably closeted.

This makes a LOT of sense.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

America!

 

[krista4]

America!

I just now reread and realized that in her posts she could not tell if "Dayna the waitress" was a man or a woman. I wish I'd noticed that before I ran her off.

 

[krista4]

1. There's no such thing as karma. It was made up by women on Facebook to make themselves feel better.

2. I'm really, really sorry to hear this. Things will get better.

3. Yes, I'm a lawyer and make numbered lists. Y'all can blow me.

 

[proninja]

I have no idea if this is karma or me just being stupid but...driving to work this morning, I saw a car with a blown out tire. I stopped to check. It was an old lady and I offered to help. I called work to say I would be a few minutes late and changed her tire. It took a bit longer than I thought but whatever.

Fast forward to the end of my shift today...boss cashed out my day bar and then thanked me for working with him. He can't have people calling in late for day bar. A small part of me knows I have done a ton in life to deserve this but the bigger part of me knows that "oof" I can't provide for my son.

Back to the grind on Monday.

Oof. That's a gut punch.

You'll figure something out.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

1. There's no such thing as karma. It was made up by women on Facebook to make themselves feel better.

2. I'm really, really sorry to hear this. Things will get better.

3. Yes, I'm a lawyer and make numbered lists. Y'all can blow me.

I'm not a lawyer but, oh my God, do I number/order everything. For instance, I HAVE to wear my clothes in the order I hang them up in. If i bought sports jerseys, they'd be worn in numerical order.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

In case anyone's wondering, I'm on a tweener drunk. Have run a load of dishes, though, so it's not all wasted time.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I hope this goes for a while

What goes where now?

Krista hammering on Tanner's friend on the Facebook

Not sexually.

Yet. She's probably closeted.

This makes a LOT of sense.

Homer jumping in with both feet.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have no idea if this is karma or me just being stupid but...driving to work this morning, I saw a car with a blown out tire. I stopped to check. It was an old lady and I offered to help. I called work to say I would be a few minutes late and changed her tire. It took a bit longer than I thought but whatever.

Fast forward to the end of my shift today...boss cashed out my day bar and then thanked me for working with him. He can't have people calling in late for day bar. A small part of me knows I have done a ton in life to deserve this but the bigger part of me knows that "oof" I can't provide for my son.

Back to the grind on Monday.

Wow, what a bag o' dicks that guy is.

Good luck, man.

 

[drummer]

This thread needs a little Stevie right now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq6pZZYgGJk

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Came home to a planned power outage I forgot about. No power for the next 5 hours.

I had to climb the fence because my dumb ### doesn't have a Key for the gate and the garage door is out of commission.

Got some candles working, wish my wife was home.

It's pretty eerie with the whole neighborhood dark. And I just watched that national geographic show American blackout. I'd be pretty ####ed if I had a blackout that lasted days/weeks.

Wish I had some booze.

 

[drummer]

Came home to a planned power outage I forgot about. No power for the next 5 hours.

I had to climb the fence because my dumb ### doesn't have a Key for the gate and the garage door is out of commission.

Got some candles working, wish my wife was home.

It's pretty eerie with the whole neighborhood dark. And I just watched that national geographic show American blackout. I'd be pretty ####ed if I had a blackout that lasted days/weeks.

Wish I had some booze.

Forget booze. You need to smoke a fatty.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

That'd work too...don't have any of that either.

It's also considerably quieter with the power out, we should do this more often. Hard wire homes with a couple power lines that stay on, fridge, computer etc. And turn everything else off. Why does every house have a freaking house light on it? Stupid hoa. Turn off some or all of the streetlights. It'd save some money and be environmentally friendly.