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-fish- said:
mr roboto said:
How does one relinquish custody rights at a dr's office?
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As far as I can tell, my ex got in a huge fight with my daughter that escalated to the point that my ex (1) called 911 then (2) drove to her doctor to try to have her sedated. The doctor declared my daughter a danger to herself or others (specifically my ex) which triggered me accepting custody or CPS stepping in. Or something like that. I'm still not clear on details. All I know is my daughter is now living with me, eating pizza and watching tv like nothing happened.
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:( Hang in there GB.

shuke said:
Stoneys said:
TPW to SLB, Leeroy and all that I know that I am forgetting.

It has been a really crappy week here too. Last Sunday, I lost a good friend to a sudden heart attack. He was only 44 yrs old. His passing has hit me pretty hard. He was the first good friend, my age that has passed. He was a great guy. The type of person that you became friends with the first time you met him. He left a wife, 16 yr old daughter and an 8 yr old son. He was their hero. He was such a great dad.

And now this weekend we have had to deal with my wife's step mother being admitted to the hospital full of cancer. We don't know how long she has but it's not a good prognosis.

Not even sure if I have much more to say.
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####. So sorry.
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:( Sorry GB

 
Guster said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Mr. Pickles said:
Looks like my invite to whatever thing that's going down is over at Golfsino or something.
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Coldhole weekend. Let me know your availability. There will be pull tabs, meat raffles, maybe das boot, drinking in 19 degree weather, linked meats, a football game and maybe even some greenies, who knows?
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I'll be supplying the greenies.

Oh and will Mrs Frosty be making an appearance on Friday night or Saturday??
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We will be meeting you guys after the game Saturday for a while.

 
f'ing bank

Last week they confirmed that I was locked in at a mortgage rate with zero points. Then yesterday I get the GFE and it shows that same rate with a 1/2 point charge. Total BS. I sent them an e-mail asking them to correct it and send me new papers. No response yet.

Small problems compared to what some of you others have been dealing with, so sorry for the pity party. Just beyond frustrated with this whole business of trying to buy a house.

 
Frostillicus said:
Thorn said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Frostillicus said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
I'll have to come up with a code word in case Thorn wants me to get him out of there.
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My kids will be there. I'm pretty sure a code word of "these kids suck, let's go somewhere else" will do.
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Would it be bad if we just moved to another table?
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They can help pull tabs, right?
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http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9796/bjnh.jpg
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WTF? Looks like some drunk dude created a new version of Lucky Charms on a piece of paper. Drunky Charms?

Blue Ducks

Stereotypical Irish Cops

Red Bells

Blurry Elephants?

 
If any TP&Ws are left out there, send a few Texas way. My ex-wife's new husband is having surgery today to remove kidney cancer.

While I hate that my marriage didn't last, and hate that she got married so quickly, I do have to say he is a very solid guy and very good for my kids (and actually good for my ex). I need this guy to stick around.

Thanks,

 
TP&Ws to all that need them, and you can include my aunt if you have any left. She has been sick for a very, very long time, but finally her cancer has spread, and it appears that she does not want any more treatment, which likely means this is her last holiday season. It is, I think one of those blessings in that it ends suffering, but I know it will be hard on my mother.

 
Email I received from my wife about her friend's sister's baby shower:

Did you know there is something called the Nose Frida and it's this tube that you put up your baby's nose and then you SUCK OUT THE SNOT. WITH YOUR MOUTH.

Courtney registered for it.

I think I'm going to throw up.

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Email I received from my wife about her friend's sister's baby shower:

Did you know there is something called the Nose Frida and it's this tube that you put up your baby's nose and then you SUCK OUT THE SNOT. WITH YOUR MOUTH.

Courtney registered for it.

I think I'm going to throw up.
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You know what they say, "If she'll suck snot she'll suck ####."

 
Week 11 SummaryPowerAIDS increased their league lead to one full game with a win over Amazon Primelvrs in Week 11. Jr High Cheerleaders made the most of the week, leaping from sixth place to third. Drugstore Cowboys wasn't as lucky, plummeting from second to fifth. Let It Sweat and PowerAIDS have both won five matchups in a row.

Game Recaps

Let It Sweat eviscerated Oildale Meat Raffle 186.47 - 109.85 behind Calvin Johnson, whose 44.90 points were the second-highest point total of the week. Having won their last five straight, Let It Sweat has become a very tough matchup. Oildale Meat Raffle was coming off a 176.44 - 85.56 loss against Sweatier Vests and saw their scoring increase this week. Adding insult to injury, Oildale Meat Raffle had a starter score zero points (Jake Locker). Let It Sweat (7-4, 1,929.94 points) climbs into second place while Oildale Meat Raffle (4-7, 1,541.33 points) sinks into 12th place.

Pale Wiffle Condoms (7-4, 1,702.72 points) got the win over Elderly ###### AIDs (6-5, 1,781.49 points) 155.28 - 140.75 in a matchup with several lead changes. They were led by Cam Newton who had 39.06 points and Chris Johnson who scored 25.65. Pale Wiffle Condoms scored first and went into Sunday in front 34.65 - 0. They lost the handle after the early Sunday games and trailed 60.80 - 46.40. After the late Sunday games, the lead went back the other way 116.22 - 84.40. The lead shifted direction again on Sunday night, and Elderly ###### AIDs went up by a 1.08-point margin. Pale Wiffle Condoms finally took the matchup with a comeback on Monday night.

PowerAIDS demolished Amazon Primelvrs 197.06 - 124.31 while also putting up the second-highest score this week. PowerAIDS has become a very tough matchup after winning their last five, while Amazon Primelvrs is headed in a different direction, having lost their last four. Amazon Primelvrs was led by Andrew Luck with 26.38 points and Colin Kaepernick who scored 22.58. PowerAIDS (8-3, 1,966.74 points) remains in first place while Amazon Primelvrs (2-9, 1,528.79 points) stays mired in the cellar.

Es pipí? recorded the highest point total this week, defeating Reese's Power 204.69 - 150.54. Es pipí? came into the matchup as the underdog, with a projected spread of 36.55. While Es pipí? (5-6) is only a game back of Reese's Power (6-5), they're quite a bit farther behind in points, 1,889.18 - 1,668.71. Es pipí? has beaten expectations three weeks straight and put up 55.8% more points than projected in this matchup. The margin could have been bigger, Es pipí? had a starter score zero points (Dan Bailey).

Ice Bags & Nachos got 32.50 points from Josh Gordon and 26.60 from Andre Johnson to pummel Stinky Fingers 139.19 - 87.20. Both sides fell short of hitting their projections, but Ice Bags & Nachos scored 97.5% of a projected 142.71 points to pick up the win. Stinky Fingers suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 176.00 - 144.85 loss against Let It Sweat. Ice Bags & Nachos started one player with zero points while Stinky Fingers also served up one goose egg, meaning each team left something on the table. Stinky Fingers (5-6, 1,599.99 points) drops to 10th place and Ice Bags & Nachos (6-5, 1,653.01 points) remains in eighth place.

Sweatier Vests benefited from 40.38 points from Matthew Stafford and 25.91 from Matt Ryan to beat Vag Head Hummus Men 158.49 - 147.74. After losing their fifth straight, Vag Head Hummus Men has come apart. Ryan Mathews led Vag Head Hummus Men with 26.05 points while Eli Manning brought in 21.96. Sweatier Vests (4-7, 1,568.68 points) inches up to 11th place while Vag Head Hummus Men (3-8, 1,654.34 points) sinks into 13th place.

Jr High Cheerleaders (7-4, 1,725.91 points) got the win over Drugstore Cowboys (7-4, 1,561.44 points) 146.39 - 116.35, led by the Cincinnati Bengals Defense with 37.00 points and Peyton Manning who had 28.17. Jr High Cheerleaders had an 87.47 - 76.55 advantage after the early games on Sunday. After the late Sunday games, they lost that lead and fell behind 101.55 - 93.42. Sunday night came to an end with Jr High Cheerleaders up by 33.04 and they stayed on top through the rest of the matchup.
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Nirvana Unplugged in NYC turned 20 yesterday. I feel old.

I would post a thread but I don't know how to post anniversaries along with most of the FFA I think.

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Email I received from my wife about her friend's sister's baby shower:

Did you know there is something called the Nose Frida and it's this tube that you put up your baby's nose and then you SUCK OUT THE SNOT. WITH YOUR MOUTH.

Courtney registered for it.

I think I'm going to throw up.
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The Nose Frida is pretty amazing, actually. There's a sponge in there to ensure that no baby boogers end up in your mouf. Pretty good for congested babies, the trickiest part is just keeping them still. Tough to do without someone holding the baby's head in place.

Mind you, just seeing the snot itself can be pretty unsettling.

 
Need some TPW's myself, I'm stuck after having Trevor deliver three people to the Altruist Cult in GTA 5, and I don't think there are any potential victims left, meaning I can't unlock the Altruist Cult mission.

 
Good Posting Judge said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Email I received from my wife about her friend's sister's baby shower:

Did you know there is something called the Nose Frida and it's this tube that you put up your baby's nose and then you SUCK OUT THE SNOT. WITH YOUR MOUTH.

Courtney registered for it.

I think I'm going to throw up.
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The Nose Frida is pretty amazing, actually. There's a sponge in there to ensure that no baby boogers end up in your mouf. Pretty good for congested babies, the trickiest part is just keeping them still. Tough to do without someone holding the baby's head in place.

Mind you, just seeing the snot itself can be pretty unsettling.
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What's wrong with those little hand sucker things? Why do we need to get the mouth involved?

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Email I received from my wife about her friend's sister's baby shower:

Did you know there is something called the Nose Frida and it's this tube that you put up your baby's nose and then you SUCK OUT THE SNOT. WITH YOUR MOUTH.

Courtney registered for it.

I think I'm going to throw up.
Click to expand...
The Nose Frida is pretty amazing, actually. There's a sponge in there to ensure that no baby boogers end up in your mouf. Pretty good for congested babies, the trickiest part is just keeping them still. Tough to do without someone holding the baby's head in place.

Mind you, just seeing the snot itself can be pretty unsettling.
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What's wrong with those little hand sucker things? Why do we need to get the mouth involved?
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Not enough suction. Maybe you'll get a couple stalagmites that are loose and the cave entrance, but you're not going to do any serious work with that thing.

I've never tasted teh boogers. :shrug:

 
Frostillicus said:
Thorn said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Frostillicus said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
I'll have to come up with a code word in case Thorn wants me to get him out of there.
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My kids will be there. I'm pretty sure a code word of "these kids suck, let's go somewhere else" will do.
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Would it be bad if we just moved to another table?
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They can help pull tabs, right?
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hopefully this doesn't sound like I'm pulling a Homer, but that girl of yours is adorable.

 
Good Posting Judge said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Email I received from my wife about her friend's sister's baby shower:

Did you know there is something called the Nose Frida and it's this tube that you put up your baby's nose and then you SUCK OUT THE SNOT. WITH YOUR MOUTH.

Courtney registered for it.

I think I'm going to throw up.
Click to expand...
The Nose Frida is pretty amazing, actually. There's a sponge in there to ensure that no baby boogers end up in your mouf. Pretty good for congested babies, the trickiest part is just keeping them still. Tough to do without someone holding the baby's head in place.

Mind you, just seeing the snot itself can be pretty unsettling.
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What's wrong with those little hand sucker things? Why do we need to get the mouth involved?
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Not enough suction. Maybe you'll get a couple stalagmites that are loose and the cave entrance, but you're not going to do any serious work with that thing.

I've never tasted teh boogers. :shrug:
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Uh huh.

 
YSR said:
General Malaise said:
Bogart said:
I'm jealous of anyone meeting Thorn for the first time. It is a pretty awesome experience.
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I'd like a redo. I made fun of his shoes and then turned into a psycho.
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Maybe we can have a redo as well, since you burst into Albert Oaks and the first thing you did was feel my stomach - which, incidentally, made you the first person to do so.

And then you turned into a psycho.
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Ooooooof.

 
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