GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[-fish-]

Spent a nice, quiet evening with my daughter. Every once in a while she calls me "Daddy" even though she decided she was too old for that and switched to "Dad" a couple years ago. We made hot chocolate and sat in front of the fire reading.

Best night in a long time.

 

[proninja]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.

you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

Wife and I are trying to decide between a nothing-to-do Mexician riviera vacation and a week skiing in Whistler in January.

Leaning toward Whistler, but I do not share your feeling on nothing-to-do beach vacations.

 

[proninja]

Spent a nice, quiet evening with my daughter. Every once in a while she calls me "Daddy" even though she decided she was too old for that and switched to "Dad" a couple years ago. We made hot chocolate and sat in front of the fire reading.

Best night in a long time.

 

[krista4]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.

you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

Wife and I are trying to decide between a nothing-to-do Mexician riviera vacation and a week skiing in Whistler in January.

Leaning toward Whistler, but I do not share your feeling on nothing-to-do beach vacations.

Whistler is fantastic, and I can't even ski well. No contest here.

 

[krista4]

Spent a nice, quiet evening with my daughter. Every once in a while she calls me "Daddy" even though she decided she was too old for that and switched to "Dad" a couple years ago. We made hot chocolate and sat in front of the fire reading.

Best night in a long time.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Spent a nice, quiet evening with my daughter. Every once in a while she calls me "Daddy" even though she decided she was too old for that and switched to "Dad" a couple years ago. We made hot chocolate and sat in front of the fire reading.

Best night in a long time.

That's great. My 10 year old daughter has turned into a tween nightmare. She was so out of control tonight. Also, I happened to notice ( ) that she was sending my ex- emails describing what a mean brute I am when I confiscated her iPod for acting like a rabid howler monkey. She takes after her mother like that.

 

[proninja]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.

you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

Wife and I are trying to decide between a nothing-to-do Mexician riviera vacation and a week skiing in Whistler in January.

Leaning toward Whistler, but I do not share your feeling on nothing-to-do beach vacations.

Whistler is fantastic, and I can't even ski well. No contest here.

The friend's place to stay in Whistler will probably be the deciding factor

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.

you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

Wife and I are trying to decide between a nothing-to-do Mexician riviera vacation and a week skiing in Whistler in January.

Leaning toward Whistler, but I do not share your feeling on nothing-to-do beach vacations.

Whistler is fantastic, and I can't even ski well. No contest here.

The friend's place to stay in Whistler will probably be the deciding factor

I endorse the Playa Del Carmen area whole-heartedly. Totally awesome. I love me some cenotes.

 

[-fish-]

Spent a nice, quiet evening with my daughter. Every once in a while she calls me "Daddy" even though she decided she was too old for that and switched to "Dad" a couple years ago. We made hot chocolate and sat in front of the fire reading.

Best night in a long time.

That's great. My 10 year old daughter has turned into a tween nightmare. She was so out of control tonight. Also, I happened to notice ( ) that she was sending my ex- emails describing what a mean brute I am when I confiscated her iPod for acting like a rabid howler monkey. She takes after her mother like that.

My daughter's biggest complaint about being kicked out of her mom's house is that she misses her dog. Today she asked if her mom needed therapy to get her to stop lying. Exes are neat.

 

[krista4]

See, Redmond? I told you to come back and just hang in the GMTAN.

 

[proninja]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.

you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

Wife and I are trying to decide between a nothing-to-do Mexician riviera vacation and a week skiing in Whistler in January.

Leaning toward Whistler, but I do not share your feeling on nothing-to-do beach vacations.

Whistler is fantastic, and I can't even ski well. No contest here.

The friend's place to stay in Whistler will probably be the deciding factor

I endorse the Playa Del Carmen area whole-heartedly. Totally awesome. I love me some cenotes.

See, this sounds great too.

Also, good to have you back around these parts.

 

[General Malaise]

This 230am post is brought to you by: Jules, the hand-raping cat with the wet nose and insatiable appetite.

Also, the Letter Q and PF Chang's induced diarrhea.

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats K4. Tried to watch Wires episode 1 Season 5 and fell asleep early in. Good to see McNulty back on the sauce. All I got.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The role of Uruk Hai will be played by Homer J Simpson today.

Good morning, Jim Tan.

 

[General Malaise]

Does that make me Homer? If so, I'm going to grab a beer and masturbate to Telemundo.

 

[General Malaise]

Done! Now what?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Does that make me Homer? If so, I'm going to grab a beer and masturbate to Telemundo.

Yeah, buddy. You're me.

Sorry about your luck.

 

[Guster]

Thorn might be the most universally loved of GMTANners?

Jesus, the relief I feel at being only a one-home owner (Nicaragua; renting in Atlanta) is amazing. I'm back to spending money wildly. To that end, yes, anyone who previously congratulated me on the sale (thanks to those) is owed a drink or three by me. PM me addresses.

I think this qualifies as the best news around here in a while

 

[Guster]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

Wait no... This is the best news. I can't believe you're flying us all to Turks and Caicos

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

Wait no... This is the best news. I can't believe you're flying us all to Turks and Caicos

 

[Ignoramus]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

Wait no... This is the best news. I can't believe you're flying us all to Turks and Caicos

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Ronin is on. Good flick. Need more booze.

This might be the only Deniro film I haven't seen.

 

[kevzilla]

Turkhole?

 

[Chemical X]

i don't really like the direction this thread has gone.

 

[igbomb]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.

you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

I feel terrible that you have to go through such an ordeal.

 

[Abraham]

i don't really like the direction this thread has gone.

How so? Didn't you hear: we are all going to the Caribbean!

 

[Abraham]

Ronin is on. Good flick. Need more booze.

This might be the only Deniro film I haven't seen.

It's not The godfather or anything, but it's enjoyable if it's on tv.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

i don't really like the direction this thread has gone.

Northwest?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Ronin is on. Good flick. Need more booze.

This might be the only Deniro film I haven't seen.

It's not The godfather or anything, but it's enjoyable if it's on tv.

I f'n hated that movie.

 

[krista4]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

Wait no... This is the best news. I can't believe you're flying us all to Turks and Caicos

 

[krista4]

Congrats K4. Tried to watch Wires episode 1 Season 5 and fell asleep early in. Good to see McNulty back on the sauce. All I got.

Prepare to be mostly disappointed.

You have a hand-raping cat? We have an arm rapist.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Congrats K4. Tried to watch Wires episode 1 Season 5 and fell asleep early in. Good to see McNulty back on the sauce. All I got.

Prepare to be mostly disappointed.You have a hand-raping cat? We have an arm rapist.

The last third of season 5 is great though and it wrapped up better than say, The Sopranos.

 

[UOFI_316]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.

you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

So which Sesame Street character will be tucking you in at night? Do you think they still let Elmo tuck in little boys?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This weather chick on CNN right now is insanely hot. Dierdre something maybe?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Are you home? It has pretty much been raining for two straight days.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

All moist and awesome?

 

[krista4]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.

you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

So which Sesame Street character will be tucking you in at night? Do you think they still let Elmo tuck in little boys?

This just keeps getting better and better.

Congrats K4. Tried to watch Wires episode 1 Season 5 and fell asleep early in. Good to see McNulty back on the sauce. All I got.

Prepare to be mostly disappointed.You have a hand-raping cat? We have an arm rapist.

The last third of season 5 is great though and it wrapped up better than say, The Sopranos.

Agree--it did get better. Also, I loved the new character Gus.

 

[krista4]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

 

[krista4]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Sorry. I LOVE Seattle. My mood really is affected by the weather, though.

 

[igbomb]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Sorry. I LOVE Seattle. My mood really is affected by the weather, though.

Yeah, the weather

 

[krista4]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Really enjoyed reading your stuff, by the way. I love statistical crap.

 

[krista4]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Sorry. I LOVE Seattle. My mood really is affected by the weather, though.

Yeah, the weather

Oh, eat a bag of #####.

Sorry, bad weather today.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Sorry. I LOVE Seattle. My mood really is affected by the weather, though.

There wasn't a cloud in the sky here yesterday.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Really enjoyed reading your stuff, by the way. I love statistical crap.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

All moist and awesome?

More grey and moist than the audience at an Engelbert Humperdinck show.

 

[Hawks64]

My wife and I have argued enough in the last three days that she is leaving with the kid for thanksgiving right now. Headed to her parents. I am invited to join them next week.

Honestly, this kind of thing should upset me but we have been fighting so much I'm kind of relieved. It will be good for her to have a couple days without me and me without her. Will miss the kid a ton though.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

My ex has my son and my gf and I are currently "taking a break". All my family's out of state and I can't afford to travel to see them.

I think I'm going to roast a Cornish game hen and some fixings, make sweet, sweet love to a bottle of Bourbon, rap with all you guys, play World of Tanks incessantly, jerk off, and then fall asleep crying into my pillow. Happy Thanksgiving!

BTW, it's entirely in keeping with the spirit of Thanksgiving if I jerk off to thoughts of Pocahontas, right?

Absolutely!

As I stated earlier, my Thanksgiving was cancelled. We were going to host it at our house this year, but my sister/mother have opted to team up against my current wife (a move they mastered and perfected when I was with my first wife) and will be doing their own thing without my family. And since my wife doesn't eat turkey, well...I'll be drinking heavily and hopefully eating pills.

Sorry to hear about that GB.

Have things soured in general between your wife and your family, or is this just a special situation?

Things were excellent for years, then back in February, my liquored up sister yelled at Kellen because he had the audacity to say it was unfair that his cousin - who didn't eat any of his dinner and was told repeatedly that if he didn't at least TRY some of his dinner, he wouldn't get dessert - got dessert after my sister complained about it. Sister then stormed out of the house, sat in her car and waited for us to usher her kids out to her. Drama queen (you think I'm bad?).

It was a situation that - had you observed it - you would have said "wow, that was uncalled for...a grown woman screaming at a 10 year old boy for asking a good question before storming out of the house?". A day later, my mother sided with my sister, blamed my son for the problems and refused to back me and my wife who wanted an apology.

Just a small peek into the insanity that is my family and I feel bad even bringing it up considering good people in here have REAL problems, but it's a pattern that's happened again and again in my life. With my serious GFs first, my first wife and now my second wife, who is a saint. Sister acts like a jerkass, cries and whines to my mother, convinces her the fault lies with my SO and soon I have two irrational termagants telling me how awful the love of my life is.

This one stupid incident led to more and more stupid incidents and though I thought peace was finally forthcoming this fall, bad blood reared its ugly head again over the weekend and BOOM....no Thanksgiving, no nothing but grief, heartache and pain.

Blah blah blah....I'm used to it by now. Carry on.

ETA: FIX THE GAWDDAMN PARAGRAPH BREAK PROBLEM!!!!

Sucks you have to deal with that BS GM.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

All moist and awesome?

More grey and moist than the audience at an Engelbert Humperdinck show.

Tom Jones?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

All moist and awesome?

More grey and moist than the audience at an Engelbert Humperdinck show.

Tom Jones?

Probably would have been better, but I really wanted to say humperdinck.