GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[RedmondLonghorn]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

All moist and awesome?

More grey and moist than the audience at an Engelbert Humperdinck show.

Tom Jones?

Probably would have been better, but I really wanted to say humperdinck.

I was thinking that they might describe increasingly grey and wet days. Like the way they categorize hurricanes.

Julio Iglesias...Englebert Humperdink...Tom Jones...etc.

 

[Ignoramus]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

All moist and awesome?

More grey and moist than the audience at an Engelbert Humperdinck show.

Tom Jones?

Probably would have been better, but I really wanted to say humperdinck.

Humberdinck? I barely know her!

 

[Disco Stu]

Why wouldn't you go FRONT ROW - Left to Right....1,2,3,4,5,6 followed by BACK ROW - Left to Right - 7,8?

7 to me is the blonde in the back row, far left with the drink-it-cute face.

I thought FBG standard was always LEFT to RIGHT

So, 1 (front), 2 (front), 3 (back), 4 (front), 5 (back), 6 (front), 7 (front), 8 (front)

You've met me twice. At any point did you get the 'genius' vibe when you were around me?

Okay, so adjust the settings. '3' is the girl I crushed on for a long time. '7' is the gal who found fame, fortune and an NFL husband.

Sucks I wasn't around for the guessing game last night... it was obviously Angie Harmon at this point.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

All moist and awesome?

More grey and moist than the audience at an Engelbert Humperdinck show.

Tom Jones?

Probably would have been better, but I really wanted to say humperdinck.

I was thinking that they might describe increasingly grey and wet days. Like the way they categorize hurricanes.

Julio Iglesias...Englebert Humperdink...Tom Jones...etc.

Considering I live in a ####ing desert, it's about Matlock grey with Ryan Reynolds wrestling shirtless with Justin Timberlake levels of moisture. However you categorize that. It's going to 11.

 

[Disco Stu]

Oh and to mix things up a bit... I'm actually looking forward to Thanksgiving. My family is awesome.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wow.

It just got REALLY gay in here.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh and to mix things up a bit... I'm actually looking forward to Thanksgiving. My family is awesome.

Me, too.

Though it's easier when my parents and sister are 1500 miles away.

 

[General Malaise]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Sorry. I LOVE Seattle. My mood really is affected by the weather, though.

There wasn't a cloud in the sky here yesterday.

Nor here but my GOD is it cold! Had to scrape ice yesterday. The horror.

 

[Bogart]

So, in a strange twist of scheduling, my family is not having Thanksgiving until Friday, and I don't pick up my kids until Friday morning. Which means after the Turkey Trot early that morning, I have all of Thursday to myself.

My ideas for the day so far:

1. Sleep

2. Go help at a soup kitchen

3. Show up at Luby's Cafeteria alone and see how much shtick I can work into lunch

4. Drink heavily, watch football, and masturbate to Telemundo.

5. Some combination of the above.

6. Profit

 

[Homer J Simpson]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Sorry. I LOVE Seattle. My mood really is affected by the weather, though.

There wasn't a cloud in the sky here yesterday.

Nor here but my GOD is it cold! Had to scrape ice yesterday. The horror.

You okay, man?

 

[General Malaise]

Why wouldn't you go FRONT ROW - Left to Right....1,2,3,4,5,6 followed by BACK ROW - Left to Right - 7,8?

7 to me is the blonde in the back row, far left with the drink-it-cute face.

I thought FBG standard was always LEFT to RIGHTSo, 1 (front), 2 (front), 3 (back), 4 (front), 5 (back), 6 (front), 7 (front), 8 (front)

You've met me twice. At any point did you get the 'genius' vibe when you were around me?

Okay, so adjust the settings. '3' is the girl I crushed on for a long time. '7' is the gal who found fame, fortune and an NFL husband.

Sucks I wasn't around for the guessing game last night... it was obviously Angie Harmon at this point.

Yeah well....you were knee deep in hotter than Harmon uvula at that point I'm sure.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So, in a strange twist of scheduling, my family is not having Thanksgiving until Friday, and I don't pick up my kids until Friday morning. Which means after the Turkey Trot early that morning, I have all of Thursday to myself.

My ideas for the day so far:

1. Sleep

2. Go help at a soup kitchen

3. Show up at Luby's Cafeteria alone and see how much shtick I can work into lunch

4. Drink heavily, watch football, and masturbate to Telemundo.

5. Some combination of the above.

6. Profit

The answer is...4?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Sorry. I LOVE Seattle. My mood really is affected by the weather, though.

There wasn't a cloud in the sky here yesterday.

Nor here but my GOD is it cold! Had to scrape ice yesterday. The horror.

Quite chilly. I actually got back from a trip to Chicago and it was colder here. That made me very unhappy.

 

[General Malaise]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Sorry. I LOVE Seattle. My mood really is affected by the weather, though.

There wasn't a cloud in the sky here yesterday.

Nor here but my GOD is it cold! Had to scrape ice yesterday. The horror.

You okay, man?

To the dildo who chastised the continued usage of compact disks I say "try scraping your windshield with an MP3"

 

[Disco Stu]

Why wouldn't you go FRONT ROW - Left to Right....1,2,3,4,5,6 followed by BACK ROW - Left to Right - 7,8?

7 to me is the blonde in the back row, far left with the drink-it-cute face.

I thought FBG standard was always LEFT to RIGHTSo, 1 (front), 2 (front), 3 (back), 4 (front), 5 (back), 6 (front), 7 (front), 8 (front)

You've met me twice. At any point did you get the 'genius' vibe when you were around me?

Okay, so adjust the settings. '3' is the girl I crushed on for a long time. '7' is the gal who found fame, fortune and an NFL husband.

Sucks I wasn't around for the guessing game last night... it was obviously Angie Harmon at this point.

Yeah well....you were knee deep in hotter than Harmon uvula at that point I'm sure.

I lived in f'n Wisconsin at that point buddy. So... no.

Highland Park is a different galaxy.

 

[Bogart]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Sorry. I LOVE Seattle. My mood really is affected by the weather, though.

There wasn't a cloud in the sky here yesterday.

Nor here but my GOD is it cold! Had to scrape ice yesterday. The horror.

You okay, man?

To the dildo who chastised the continued usage of compact disks I say "try scraping your windshield with an MP3"

Which boy band CD got the honor of clearing your windshield?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

Has been the same in Atlanta for a few days; I even mentioned Seattle to Mr. krista yesterday. Sucks.

I am back for less than a day and you feel the need to hurt my feelings already?

Sheesh.

Sorry. I LOVE Seattle. My mood really is affected by the weather, though.

There wasn't a cloud in the sky here yesterday.

Nor here but my GOD is it cold! Had to scrape ice yesterday. The horror.

You okay, man?

To the dildo who chastised the continued usage of compact disks I say "try scraping your windshield with an MP3"

Credit card down?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

So, in a strange twist of scheduling, my family is not having Thanksgiving until Friday, and I don't pick up my kids until Friday morning. Which means after the Turkey Trot early that morning, I have all of Thursday to myself.

My ideas for the day so far:

1. Sleep

2. Go help at a soup kitchen

3. Show up at Luby's Cafeteria alone and see how much shtick I can work into lunch

4. Drink heavily, watch football, and masturbate to Telemundo.

5. Some combination of the above.

6. Profit

The answer is...4?

Homer J!

One of th first things I did upon my return was to specifically troll you in another thread, but I guess you haven't seen it yet.

 

[YSR]

I "liked" the post about you selling your house. Does that mean I get to go to Turks $ Caicos? If so, I want Grover.

 

[YSR]

Why wouldn't you go FRONT ROW - Left to Right....1,2,3,4,5,6 followed by BACK ROW - Left to Right - 7,8?

7 to me is the blonde in the back row, far left with the drink-it-cute face.

I thought FBG standard was always LEFT to RIGHTSo, 1 (front), 2 (front), 3 (back), 4 (front), 5 (back), 6 (front), 7 (front), 8 (front)

You've met me twice. At any point did you get the 'genius' vibe when you were around me?

Okay, so adjust the settings. '3' is the girl I crushed on for a long time. '7' is the gal who found fame, fortune and an NFL husband.

Sucks I wasn't around for the guessing game last night... it was obviously Angie Harmon at this point.

Yeah well....you were knee deep in hotter than Harmon uvula at that point I'm sure.

Can't ever get enough uvula, I say.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So, in a strange twist of scheduling, my family is not having Thanksgiving until Friday, and I don't pick up my kids until Friday morning. Which means after the Turkey Trot early that morning, I have all of Thursday to myself.

My ideas for the day so far:

1. Sleep

2. Go help at a soup kitchen

3. Show up at Luby's Cafeteria alone and see how much shtick I can work into lunch

4. Drink heavily, watch football, and masturbate to Telemundo.

5. Some combination of the above.

6. Profit

The answer is...4?

Homer J!

One of th first things I did upon my return was to specifically troll you in another thread, but I guess you haven't seen it yet.

I clearly have not. Which thread?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

So, in a strange twist of scheduling, my family is not having Thanksgiving until Friday, and I don't pick up my kids until Friday morning. Which means after the Turkey Trot early that morning, I have all of Thursday to myself.

My ideas for the day so far:

1. Sleep

2. Go help at a soup kitchen

3. Show up at Luby's Cafeteria alone and see how much shtick I can work into lunch

4. Drink heavily, watch football, and masturbate to Telemundo.

5. Some combination of the above.

6. Profit

The answer is...4?

Homer J!

One of th first things I did upon my return was to specifically troll you in another thread, but I guess you haven't seen it yet.

I clearly have not. Which thread?

The NY vs. Chicago pizza thread.

 

[T Bell]

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.

you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

You are the un-me. When I leave work, I need to leave work. A vacation is not a vacation for me if I'm spending it working. The trouble is that even if I had to do work I'd check out mentally and not get it done.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and to mix things up a bit... I'm actually looking forward to Thanksgiving. My family is awesome.

 

[T Bell]

I just caught up on all of this.

SLB, Fish, gll with the kid stuff. I can't imagine what that's like. Krista, congrats on selling the house (no booze needed). Redmond, good to see you around.

Everybody else eat a ####

Fair enough.

/Woz

 

[T Bell]

Spent a nice, quiet evening with my daughter. Every once in a while she calls me "Daddy" even though she decided she was too old for that and switched to "Dad" a couple years ago. We made hot chocolate and sat in front of the fire reading.

Best night in a long time.

I've learned to like little stuff like that. I wish you could bottle those moments.

 

[T Bell]

Spent a nice, quiet evening with my daughter. Every once in a while she calls me "Daddy" even though she decided she was too old for that and switched to "Dad" a couple years ago. We made hot chocolate and sat in front of the fire reading.

Best night in a long time.

That's great. My 10 year old daughter has turned into a tween nightmare. She was so out of control tonight. Also, I happened to notice ( ) that she was sending my ex- emails describing what a mean brute I am when I confiscated her iPod for acting like a rabid howler monkey. She takes after her mother like that.

My daughter's biggest complaint about being kicked out of her mom's house is that she misses her dog. Today she asked if her mom needed therapy to get her to stop lying. Exes are neat.

Great news that she at least realizes that mom's the problem here and not her (or you). Great news.

Still an overall sucky situation, but I'm glad she's got that much perspective at least.

 

[Annyong]

I got this, you got this, now you know.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's so strange that so many people here can't have Thanksgiving, you know, on Thanksgiving.

 

[Annyong]

Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday. We we we so excited.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So, in a strange twist of scheduling, my family is not having Thanksgiving until Friday, and I don't pick up my kids until Friday morning. Which means after the Turkey Trot early that morning, I have all of Thursday to myself.

My ideas for the day so far:

1. Sleep

2. Go help at a soup kitchen

3. Show up at Luby's Cafeteria alone and see how much shtick I can work into lunch

4. Drink heavily, watch football, and masturbate to Telemundo.

5. Some combination of the above.

6. Profit

The answer is...4?

Homer J!

One of th first things I did upon my return was to specifically troll you in another thread, but I guess you haven't seen it yet.

I clearly have not. Which thread?

The NY vs. Chicago pizza thread.

I gave up on that one a while ago. Both cities are fighting over second place.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Spent a nice, quiet evening with my daughter. Every once in a while she calls me "Daddy" even though she decided she was too old for that and switched to "Dad" a couple years ago. We made hot chocolate and sat in front of the fire reading.

Best night in a long time.

I've learned to like little stuff like that. I wish you could bottle those moments.

 

[T Bell]

Oh and to mix things up a bit... I'm actually looking forward to Thanksgiving. My family is awesome.

:honeymoonphase:

 

[Annyong]

So, in a strange twist of scheduling, my family is not having Thanksgiving until Friday, and I don't pick up my kids until Friday morning. Which means after the Turkey Trot early that morning, I have all of Thursday to myself.

My ideas for the day so far:

1. Sleep

2. Go help at a soup kitchen

3. Show up at Luby's Cafeteria alone and see how much shtick I can work into lunch

4. Drink heavily, watch football, and masturbate to Telemundo.

5. Some combination of the above.

6. Profit

The answer is...4?

Homer J!

One of th first things I did upon my return was to specifically troll you in another thread, but I guess you haven't seen it yet.

I clearly have not. Which thread?

The NY vs. Chicago pizza thread.

I gave up on that one a while ago. Both cities are fighting over second place.

Shut your whore mouth

 

[T Bell]

It's so strange that so many people here can't have Thanksgiving, you know, on Thanksgiving.

Yeah, well ole Honest Abe didn't exactly check everyone's calendars before setting the big occasion mid-week!

 

[Annyong]

Oh and to mix things up a bit... I'm actually looking forward to Thanksgiving. My family is awesome.

Yep, we are all raging alcoholics.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's so strange that so many people here can't have Thanksgiving, you know, on Thanksgiving.

Yeah, well ole Honest Abe didn't exactly check everyone's calendars before setting the big occasion mid-week!

He was busy chopping down that cherry tree.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Thanksgiving is all good. A bit of a pain in the ### since we do both families. Otherwise, no complaints.

My family is kind of blah. I'm an only child, my father was an only child. My mom's siblings live in AZ and CAL. So it's me/mrs/son/mom/grandma. Lowkey, nice to see everyone.

My wife's side of the family, her sister's family is hosting. There will probably be about 20 people there and not a person that I don't enjoy spending time with. All great people. Plus, they only live about 3 blocks away, so I'll getting shammered on my BIL's scotch and stumbling home.

 

[Limp Ditka]

It's so strange that so many people here can't have Thanksgiving, you know, on Thanksgiving.

Yeah, well ole Honest Abe didn't exactly check everyone's calendars before setting the big occasion mid-week!

He was busy chopping down that cherry tree.

Can you blame the guy? Wood was needed for the cross so Jesus could die and make the day possible.

 

[Annyong]

I LIKE CHERRIES!

 

[Annyong]

I'm in a good mood today.

 

[T Bell]

It's so strange that so many people here can't have Thanksgiving, you know, on Thanksgiving.

Yeah, well ole Honest Abe didn't exactly check everyone's calendars before setting the big occasion mid-week!

He was busy chopping down that cherry tree.

Can you blame the guy? Wood was needed for the cross so Jesus could die and make the day possible.

I thought it was for Tanner's woodshop project.

 

[General Malaise]

BOX 'O' CRAP RECEIVED!!!!

Checklist:

- one black dress shoe

- Sun Block SPF 110 - "THE HIGHEST KNOWN SPF TO ALBINO KIND"

- several straws

- a wonderful, heartfelt card with the inscribed message "I Love You - Zooks"

- $25 in cash, broken down by a $10, a $5 and several $2s

- 1999 Edition of Penthouse!

- Two Porn DVD's, that unbelievably were originally mine in the early aughts, but were shipped to Disco Stu to help deal with his humbling divorce and troubles with ladies. How? Sidenote: That Jenna Jameson DVD was purchased on 9/11 after we shut down the office because markets were closed. I was tired of the tragedy porn so I went to the porn store and got porn porn.

- a 2011 desk calendar

- Gladiator VHS

- Beach Seat Cardio VHS

- Saw II DVD

- Midnight in Paris DVD

- Rum Diary DVD

- Flashlight

- Duck

- Q-tips

and if I left anything out, sue me.

 

[krista4]

So, in a strange twist of scheduling, my family is not having Thanksgiving until Friday, and I don't pick up my kids until Friday morning. Which means after the Turkey Trot early that morning, I have all of Thursday to myself.

My ideas for the day so far:

1. Sleep

2. Go help at a soup kitchen

3. Show up at Luby's Cafeteria alone and see how much shtick I can work into lunch

4. Drink heavily, watch football, and masturbate to Telemundo.

5. Some combination of the above.

6. Profit

Not to be humbuggy, but Thanksgiving and Christmas in my experience are not good times to volunteer at a soup kitchen. So many people do this--and lots of people make it a family event--that they really get overrun by volunteers that they don't need.

I guess what I'm saying is masturbate.

I "liked" the post about you selling your house. Does that mean I get to go to Turks $ Caicos? If so, I want Grover.

This post in isolation is . Sig-worthy.

Flor de Cana for all!

regular amount of cocaine would be fine.

you still have my address?

I have no addresses, I think. I do not, also, have the cocaine.

well hell. those are both disappointing.

Tell me about it. I'm always disappointing.

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos to celebrate! I hate nothing-to-do, beach vacations, but I need to get away but can't take time off work, so I'll go and work from there.

You are the un-me. When I leave work, I need to leave work. A vacation is not a vacation for me if I'm spending it working. The trouble is that even if I had to do work I'd check out mentally and not get it done.

Inability to check out at all is one of my problems. We are definitely very different. :(

 

[krista4]

BOX 'O' CRAP RECEIVED!!!!

Checklist:

- one black dress shoe

- Sun Block SPF 110 - "THE HIGHEST KNOWN SPF TO ALBINO KIND"

- several straws

- a wonderful, heartfelt card with the inscribed message "I Love You - Zooks"

- $25 in cash, broken down by a $10, a $5 and several $2s

- 1999 Edition of Penthouse!

- Two Porn DVD's, that unbelievably were originally mine in the early aughts, but were shipped to Disco Stu to help deal with his humbling divorce and troubles with ladies. How? Sidenote: That Jenna Jameson DVD was purchased on 9/11 after we shut down the office because markets were closed. I was tired of the tragedy porn so I went to the porn store and got porn porn.

- a 2011 desk calendar

- Gladiator VHS

- Beach Seat Cardio VHS

- Saw II DVD

- Midnight in Paris DVD

- Rum Diary DVD

- Flashlight

- Duck

- Q-tips

and if I left anything out, sue me.

Duck???

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

How did you ship a live duck through the mail? Or is it dead?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I hope there was duck food in that BOC.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hey, anybody want to ignore the rest of that list and focus on the duck?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

that poor duck

 

[krista4]

Hey, anybody want to ignore the rest of that list and focus on the duck?

Well, it really did stick out.

Oh ####, for no particular reason, that just reminded me I didn't set a GMTAN league lineup again this week. Who played last night? IB, I assume you want Meat Ball in there?