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I am fine, but not as sleepy as I should be. Finishing up this week's NFL picks, which I share with no one, because I have little faith in my ability. :oldunsure:

 
I really should post my picks here, so everyone can fade them

It is 70 freaking degrees here right now. The high temp last Wednesday was 29.

 
bentley said:
I also bought a Chromecast today and I love it. Watched Your Highness and This Is The End. They were both funny enough, but This Is The End was definitely better. Also, I think I've had my fill of James Franco and Danny McBride for the moment.
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Where are you watching these? They arent on Netflix are they? And yes, Chromecast is awesome.

 
-fish- said:
Got a SS box from Guster in the mail today. It was sloshing around quite a bit, so I needed to open it immediately to make sure it wasn't full of live fish or something.

Boozerific

If you can't see it, the pendant on the necklace is knuckles.
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You said you like camping, so I got you that one vodka with the carabiner because that feels camping-y. You also like fishing and the dodgers, so why not enjoy the two together :thumbup:

 
General Malaise said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
UniAlias said:
This dialect quiz is making the rounds on FB. Pretty amazing how accurate it is.. Knew exactly where I grew up.
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Yeah, very accurate. Linked me to Fresno which is only a couple of hours away. Probably didn't match Bakersfield exactly because I try not to the "Dust Bowl" accent creep into my speech too much.
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Wow. Ft Worth and san Antonio. Cool

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Fort Worth, Albuquerque and Jackson

wtf?

 
Rustoleum said:
General Malaise said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
UniAlias said:
This dialect quiz is making the rounds on FB. Pretty amazing how accurate it is.. Knew exactly where I grew up.
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Yeah, very accurate. Linked me to Fresno which is only a couple of hours away. Probably didn't match Bakersfield exactly because I try not to the "Dust Bowl" accent creep into my speech too much.
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Wow. Ft Worth and san Antonio. Cool

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Lexington and Louisville were the two closest for me. If there would have been a question about what "Gustering" a female means, it might have shown me a Google Earth pic of my house.
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:lmao:

 
shuke said:
Mr.Pack said:
shuke said:
Getting anxious about the forecast. We're supposed to get like 4-6" of rain tomorrow. We back up to a detention basin but it's never supposed to fill up.

We've had issues with our sump before with water seeping up through the floor. Our basement is an absolute mess right now, and a quarter inch of water would make my life a living hell right now.
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GL GB. Hope you don't get the rain.

We are supposed to got upwards of 9" of snow tonight and tomorrow. My spidey sense says they are way off and we will only get an inch or two.
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Been fairly steady all day, but not too heavy at a time. Thunderstorms 3 days before Christmas is weird, though.

However, found a second mother ####ing leak in my basement wall tonight. I guess I need to get this fixed.
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Looks like you need to get someone out there this spring and dig all around the foundation and add some drain tile and gravel. Not cheap, but will give you great peace of mind.

 
BigJohn said:
I'm 35, and I found my first gray back hair this morning. FML.
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A few things:

#1 I thought it said "gay" instead of "gray" which would've led to many more questions.

#2 How did you "find" it? Mirror? Did someone else see it and point it out to you? Was it really really long and wrapped around to your front side?

#3 I'm in my office at work right catching everything up so I can enjoy the next 10 days off. I have about a dozen things here I need to do, I still have presents to wrap at home, a bazillion things to do at my house and I'm going to my parents in a couple hours for the "family Christmas". Yet instead of doing all of these very important things, I'm sitting here wondering about the ### #### gray back hair that you discovered.

 
Abraham said:
T Bell said:
shuke said:
Abraham said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Abraham said:
In the least surprising event ever in the history of ever, we had Christmas with my side of the family and my wife ended up in tears.
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I hope it was the joyful ones GB.
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No. And I ducking told her it would happen on the way there. But if course she insisted she would be fine. Then my loud sister in law got louder and our daughter didn't want to have a slumber party with her cousins and now the whole evening sucks and I don't have any smokes. Cool. Merry Christmas.
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####, sorry man. I hate family drama.
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I'm assuming there's some massive back story - does your loud SIL loudly attack your wife or something, Abe?
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Wife is from a family of right wing ranchers who never miss Sunday service. Sister in law had an opinion about the duck dynasty stuff even though she's never seen the show. Chaos commenced.
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Seems to me the easiest way to not have any confrontations or arguments is to not bring up or talk about religion or politics. :shrug:

My Sister-in-law and bro-in-law are huge lefties and have an opinion on a lot of things. I just turn a deaf ear and change the subject, or sit there smiling, fairly easy way to not argue. It's not worth arguing.

 
Gadzooks said:
BigJohn said:
I'm 35, and I found my first gray back hair this morning. FML.
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A few things:

#1 I thought it said "gay" instead of "gray" which would've led to many more questions.

#2 How did you "find" it? Mirror? Did someone else see it and point it out to you? Was it really really long and wrapped around to your front side?

#3 I'm in my office at work right catching everything up so I can enjoy the next 10 days off. I have about a dozen things here I need to do, I still have presents to wrap at home, a bazillion things to do at my house and I'm going to my parents in a couple hours for the "family Christmas". Yet instead of doing all of these very important things, I'm sitting here wondering about the ### #### gray back hair that you discovered.
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T Bell said:
Gadzooks said:
BigJohn said:
I'm 35, and I found my first gray back hair this morning. FML.
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#2 How did you "find" it? Mirror? Did someone else see it and point it out to you? Was it really really long and wrapped around to your front side?
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Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe he has a mini drone that flies around his bathroom to inspect his hard-to-reach areas.
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You see, I'm a beast. My back hair is on the upper part of my back and cover my shoulders like football pads. I'm a Yeti. I turned to say something to my wife and the light caught a shimmer on the back side of my left shoulder. Wife confirmed it.

 
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