GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

[-fish-]

Don't you have some Xanax lying around?

 

[T Bell]

For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.

Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.

She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.

I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.

Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.

There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.

 

[T Bell]

This rules

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Went to Trader Joe's and ALMOST knocked over a display of wine but didn't. YES.

Went to Target and parked in a side-lot near a pet store. Only Target has these gay (sorry, WD) boundaries around their store so you can't take their dumb carts...home? Use them like a homeless person? I dunno.

Of course I don't realize this, and I'm coming out of the store with my kid, some random stuff, including GATORADE FOR A DYING MAN (husband of the lady that takes care of our son. No TPW's please, SLB always gets TPW's and he's living real-life Final Destination.), and I forget about the boundary. Gatorade, kid in carseat, car 200 feet away. I ended up dragging that dumb fucking cart past their stupid electronic boundary, backwards, successfully. Fuck you, Target.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Don't you have some Xanax lying around?

Mounds of it

For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.

Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.

She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.

I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.

Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.

There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.

Instead of everybody coming over for us to spend the evening together. This would be the one night a year we have ever done so. Quite possibly none of them are coming over.

 

[Plorfu]

I guess Kevin Costner did a football movie where he plays a GM or something called Draft Day. No way it isn't PG-13 and awful.

 

[T Bell]

Don't you have some Xanax lying around?

Mounds of it

For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.

Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.

She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.

I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.

Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.

There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.

Instead of everybody coming over for us to spend the evening together. This would be the one night a year we have ever done so. Quite possibly none of them are coming over.

Ok, so it's Mrs. SLB who is mad because nobody's coming over?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This rules

Went to Trader Joe's and ALMOST knocked over a display of wine but didn't. YES.

Went to Target and parked in a side-lot near a pet store. Only Target has these gay (sorry, WD) boundaries around their store so you can't take their dumb carts...home? Use them like a homeless person? I dunno.

Of course I don't realize this, and I'm coming out of the store with my kid, some random stuff, including GATORADE FOR A DYING MAN (husband of the lady that takes care of our son. No TPW's please, SLB always gets TPW's and he's living real-life Final Destination.), and I forget about the boundary. Gatorade, kid in carseat, car 200 feet away. I ended up dragging that dumb fucking cart past their stupid electronic boundary, backwards, successfully. Fuck you, Target.

I took the boys to Target Saturday and gave them $20 a piece to spend on their mother. Everything was an extra 10% off because of the whole credit card thing. To Red's post, I saw some guy pushing a cart with nothing in it but his wife's purse. I almost busted out laughing at the poor shmuck and he knew it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This rules

Went to Trader Joe's and ALMOST knocked over a display of wine but didn't. YES.

Went to Target and parked in a side-lot near a pet store. Only Target has these gay (sorry, WD) boundaries around their store so you can't take their dumb carts...home? Use them like a homeless person? I dunno.

Of course I don't realize this, and I'm coming out of the store with my kid, some random stuff, including GATORADE FOR A DYING MAN (husband of the lady that takes care of our son. No TPW's please, SLB always gets TPW's and he's living real-life Final Destination.), and I forget about the boundary. Gatorade, kid in carseat, car 200 feet away. I ended up dragging that dumb fucking cart past their stupid electronic boundary, backwards, successfully. Fuck you, Target.

I took the boys to Target Saturday and gave them $20 a piece to spend on their mother. Everything was an extra 10% off because of the whole credit card thing. To Red's post, I saw some guy pushing a cart with nothing in it but his wife's purse. I almost busted out laughing at the poor shmuck and he knew it.

Shoulda pulled a GPJ and just abandnoned his cart and walked the #### out of there.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Don't you have some Xanax lying around?

Mounds of it

For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.

Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.

She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.

I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.

Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.

There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.

Instead of everybody coming over for us to spend the evening together. This would be the one night a year we have ever done so. Quite possibly none of them are coming over.

Ok, so it's Mrs. SLB who is mad because nobody's coming over?

Yes, her family can be the suck with the exception of her Dad and my nephew that was killed. They were my favorites in her family and it wasn't even close.

 

[-fish-]

Feed Xanax to mrs. SLB

Send some to me, just to make sure they didn't give you a placebo

 

[T Bell]

Don't you have some Xanax lying around?

Mounds of it

For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.

Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.

She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.

I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.

Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.

There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.

Instead of everybody coming over for us to spend the evening together. This would be the one night a year we have ever done so. Quite possibly none of them are coming over.

Ok, so it's Mrs. SLB who is mad because nobody's coming over?

Yes, her family can be the suck with the exception of her Dad and my nephew that was killed. They were my favorites in her family and it wasn't even close.

Don't sit at home and mope. See if you guys can get out and do something, maybe just something simple like driving and seeing Christmas lights.

Either that or order strippers so that at least someone comes to visit.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Cris Carter is 5-10 this year picking MNF games straight up. How is that even ####### possible?

 

[-fish-]

Ask the strippers to bring you an ice cream cake

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Is Berman to the 49ers what Vitale is to Duke? I have a furnace of hatred in my heart for Berman.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Feed Xanax to mrs. SLB

Send some to me, just to make sure they didn't give you a placebo

Good idea. There's a reason I bought her wine cooler for Christmas. She doesn't drink nearly enough anymore.

Don't you have some Xanax lying around?

Mounds of it

For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.

Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.

She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.

I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.

Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.

There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.

Instead of everybody coming over for us to spend the evening together. This would be the one night a year we have ever done so. Quite possibly none of them are coming over.

Ok, so it's Mrs. SLB who is mad because nobody's coming over?

Yes, her family can be the suck with the exception of her Dad and my nephew that was killed. They were my favorites in her family and it wasn't even close.

Don't sit at home and mope. See if you guys can get out and do something, maybe just something simple like driving and seeing Christmas lights.

Either that or order strippers so that at least someone comes to visit.

####. I just invited my parents over for dinner. Picked up some prime rib, rib-eyes and crab legs tonight. Stripper sounds awesome.

Ask the strippers to bring you an ice cream cake

GREAT idea.

 

[T Bell]

Serious business, Shark Pool style

 

[FDAS]

Is Berman to the 49ers what Vitale is to Duke? I have a furnace of hatred in my heart for Berman.

WAT

 

[-fish-]

Is Berman to the 49ers what Vitale is to Duke? I have a furnace of hatred in my heart for Berman.

Berman loves the Chargers

 

[Osaurus]

Is Berman to the 49ers what Vitale is to Duke? I have a furnace of hatred in my heart for Berman.

Berman loves the Chargers

And Applebees

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Serious business, Shark Pool style

LOL

"I'm going to get you a Xanax. Not now. As soon as the kids go to bed".

So in 10 minutes or so. Great suggestion GB.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

SS packed! Also packing up Bogiebeers! It's really happening!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Still nothing Frosty.

 

[Frostillicus]

Still nothing Frosty.

Departed Hazelwood, MO this morning. Is that like, far away or something?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I can't eat enough Xmas cookies. I can't resist. Haven't been to the gym in almost 2 weeks. I'm eating everything the preggers wife starts but doesn't finish. I had lasagna and inside out pizza today too. I'm going to be huge.

My wife's uncle had a stroke today and apparently has a few blood clots. Merry Christmas. :(

My mom broke down crying this week because she had to wipe her fathers ###. He had a stroke around thanksgiving.

 

[Abraham]

Bob > you are needed in that shark pool thread.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Still nothing Frosty.

Departed Hazelwood, MO this morning. Is that like, far away or something?

Back closer to my old hood. Only 30 miles or so.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob > you are needed in that shark pool thread.

He enjoyed my post.

 

[Frostillicus]

Still nothing Frosty.

Departed Hazelwood, MO this morning. Is that like, far away or something?

Back closer to my old hood. Only 30 miles or so.

Well what the ####? It left Hazelwood at 10:13am, you should have it. Look more harder.

 

[-fish-]

Dear SS recipient: I just found the cover to the loose porn DVD I sent. Let me know if you want it.

 

[cosjobs]

Did Keyes draw me this year?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Still nothing Frosty.

Departed Hazelwood, MO this morning. Is that like, far away or something?

Back closer to my old hood. Only 30 miles or so.

Well what the ####? It left Hazelwood at 10:13am, you should have it. Look more harder.

UPS was here today too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My youngest seems to have a penchant for bribery. He's learning stuff. I like it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Still nothing Frosty.

Departed Hazelwood, MO this morning. Is that like, far away or something?

Back closer to my old hood. Only 30 miles or so.

Well what the ####? It left Hazelwood at 10:13am, you should have it. Look more harder.

UPS was here today too.

Sent usps

 

[Homer J Simpson]

To the annoyance of my pseudo-Muslim wife, my daughter loves pork. She has been mostly kept away from it but at school on Friday there was a Christmas show and after when it was time to eat she went straight for the bacon. Not only that but she was adamant that she wanted it.

Then last night we went to a dinner party and the only thing she wanted to eat was ham.

Anyone know what a pseudo-Muslim is?

Is it someone that just slightly hates America?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Still nothing Frosty.

Departed Hazelwood, MO this morning. Is that like, far away or something?

Back closer to my old hood. Only 30 miles or so.

Well what the ####? It left Hazelwood at 10:13am, you should have it. Look more harder.

UPS was here today too.

Sent usps

They were here too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

To the annoyance of my pseudo-Muslim wife, my daughter loves pork. She has been mostly kept away from it but at school on Friday there was a Christmas show and after when it was time to eat she went straight for the bacon. Not only that but she was adamant that she wanted it.

Then last night we went to a dinner party and the only thing she wanted to eat was ham.

Anyone know what a pseudo-Muslim is?

Is it someone that just slightly hates America?

She likes blowing up buildings but hates having to turn towards Mecca.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

1. I don't know why you had to apologize.

2. I would do pretty much anything I could to have a separate roof over my head ASAP.

3. Don't worry about how crazy that chick is.

You're awesome.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Got hit up by some sex spam-bot on Google Hangouts. Told "her" was 13 and needed some cheering up after I bombed my pre-algebra class. She's unrelenting. Sent a nice pic too.

This message will self-destruct in 5...4...3...2...1...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh god yes

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I would do real bad things to her.

 

[kevzilla]

Got hit up by some sex spam-bot on Google Hangouts. Told "her" was 13 and needed some cheering up after I bombed my pre-algebra class. She's unrelenting. Sent a nice pic too.

This message will self-destruct in 5...4...3...2...1...

I have a furnace of something, but it isn't hatred for Berman.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would do real bad things to her.

Clean your bathroom?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I would do real bad things to her.

Clean your bathroom?

Dude. Lets keep it PG, ok?

Jesus, you're a freak.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would do real bad things to her.

Clean your bathroom?

Dude. Lets keep it PG, ok?

Jesus, you're a freak.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Went to Trader Joe's and ALMOST knocked over a display of wine but didn't. YES.

Went to Target and parked in a side-lot near a pet store. Only Target has these gay (sorry, WD) boundaries around their store so you can't take their dumb carts...home? Use them like a homeless person? I dunno.

Of course I don't realize this, and I'm coming out of the store with my kid, some random stuff, including GATORADE FOR A DYING MAN (husband of the lady that takes care of our son. No TPW's please, SLB always gets TPW's and he's living real-life Final Destination.), and I forget about the boundary. Gatorade, kid in carseat, car 200 feet away. I ended up dragging that dumb fucking cart past their stupid electronic boundary, backwards, successfully. Fuck you, Target.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I took the boys to the butcher shop tonight. I always like going with my Dad so I make them go with me.

The butcher is cutting my prime rib steaks and Cal is checking out the inventory. Everything was full but the t-bones which was empty. "Looks like there was a lot of demand for the t-bones" he says to the butcher, nodding knowingly. This butcher is an older Italian guy that looks like he's lived a tough life. He turns around, looks at him, smiles, and says "there sure was". Then got back to work. I don't know why but it makes me

 

[Frostillicus]

Truck - you like the show Happy Endings, no? Want the Season 1 & 2 DVD?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Are the Frostys really both going to beerhole?

I call Guster for a roomie. (If he'll have me)

 

[Frostillicus]

Are the Frostys really both going to beerhole?

I call Guster for a roomie. (If he'll have me)

It says maybe, dickfor.