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T Bell
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There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.
Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.
She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.
I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.
Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.
T Bell
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Went to Trader Joe's and ALMOST knocked over a display of wine but didn't. YES.
Went to Target and parked in a side-lot near a pet store. Only Target has these gay (sorry, WD) boundaries around their store so you can't take their dumb carts...home? Use them like a homeless person? I dunno.
Of course I don't realize this, and I'm coming out of the store with my kid, some random stuff, including GATORADE FOR A DYING MAN (husband of the lady that takes care of our son. No TPW's please, SLB always gets TPW's and he's living real-life Final Destination.), and I forget about the boundary. Gatorade, kid in carseat, car 200 feet away. I ended up dragging that dumb fucking cart past their stupid electronic boundary, backwards, successfully. Fuck you, Target.
Went to Target and parked in a side-lot near a pet store. Only Target has these gay (sorry, WD) boundaries around their store so you can't take their dumb carts...home? Use them like a homeless person? I dunno.
Of course I don't realize this, and I'm coming out of the store with my kid, some random stuff, including GATORADE FOR A DYING MAN (husband of the lady that takes care of our son. No TPW's please, SLB always gets TPW's and he's living real-life Final Destination.), and I forget about the boundary. Gatorade, kid in carseat, car 200 feet away. I ended up dragging that dumb fucking cart past their stupid electronic boundary, backwards, successfully. Fuck you, Target.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Mounds of it
Instead of everybody coming over for us to spend the evening together. This would be the one night a year we have ever done so. Quite possibly none of them are coming over.There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.
Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.
She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.
I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.
Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.
T Bell
Footballguy
Ok, so it's Mrs. SLB who is mad because nobody's coming over?Mounds of it
Instead of everybody coming over for us to spend the evening together. This would be the one night a year we have ever done so. Quite possibly none of them are coming over.There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.
Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.
She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.
I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.
Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I took the boys to Target Saturday and gave them $20 a piece to spend on their mother. Everything was an extra 10% off because of the whole credit card thing. To Red's post, I saw some guy pushing a cart with nothing in it but his wife's purse. I almost busted out laughing at the poor shmuck and he knew it.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Shoulda pulled a GPJ and just abandnoned his cart and walked the #### out of there.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yes, her family can be the suck with the exception of her Dad and my nephew that was killed. They were my favorites in her family and it wasn't even close.Ok, so it's Mrs. SLB who is mad because nobody's coming over?Mounds of it
Instead of everybody coming over for us to spend the evening together. This would be the one night a year we have ever done so. Quite possibly none of them are coming over.There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.
Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.
She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.
I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.
Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.
T Bell
Footballguy
Don't sit at home and mope. See if you guys can get out and do something, maybe just something simple like driving and seeing Christmas lights.Yes, her family can be the suck with the exception of her Dad and my nephew that was killed. They were my favorites in her family and it wasn't even close.Ok, so it's Mrs. SLB who is mad because nobody's coming over?Mounds of it
Instead of everybody coming over for us to spend the evening together. This would be the one night a year we have ever done so. Quite possibly none of them are coming over.There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.
Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.
She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.
I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.
Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.
Either that or order strippers so that at least someone comes to visit.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Cris Carter is 5-10 this year picking MNF games straight up. How is that even ####### possible?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Is Berman to the 49ers what Vitale is to Duke? I have a furnace of hatred in my heart for Berman.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Good idea. There's a reason I bought her wine cooler for Christmas. She doesn't drink nearly enough anymore.
####. I just invited my parents over for dinner. Picked up some prime rib, rib-eyes and crab legs tonight. Stripper sounds awesome.Don't sit at home and mope. See if you guys can get out and do something, maybe just something simple like driving and seeing Christmas lights.Yes, her family can be the suck with the exception of her Dad and my nephew that was killed. They were my favorites in her family and it wasn't even close.Ok, so it's Mrs. SLB who is mad because nobody's coming over?Mounds of it
Instead of everybody coming over for us to spend the evening together. This would be the one night a year we have ever done so. Quite possibly none of them are coming over.There needs to be a sentence or two in between the two I bolded so I can make sense of this, GB.For the last 18 years, we've always had my in laws over on Christmas Eve. Ususally fun. Drink a lot of whiskey and then they would usually stay longer than I really wanted. There were more than a couple of times they left after 1am.
Well my BIL & SIL that lost their son landed in Kuai last night for a week long stay. Mrs. SLB's brother just called and said they would stop by for "maybe an hour around 4" but then were going to his wife's family party.
She is always a terrible wreck this time of year just from losing her parents. Now she's really mad on top of it.
I would put her in a blood lust cage death match against any of the GMTAN wives/GF's right now. Probably most of the guys too.
Me, I think I'm going to hide in the basement for a while.
Either that or order strippers so that at least someone comes to visit.
GREAT idea.
T Bell
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
LOL
"I'm going to get you a Xanax. Not now. As soon as the kids go to bed".
So in 10 minutes or so. Great suggestion GB.
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SS packed! Also packing up Bogiebeers! It's really happening!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Still nothing Frosty.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
I can't eat enough Xmas cookies. I can't resist. Haven't been to the gym in almost 2 weeks. I'm eating everything the preggers wife starts but doesn't finish. I had lasagna and inside out pizza today too. I'm going to be huge.
My wife's uncle had a stroke today and apparently has a few blood clots. Merry Christmas. :(
My mom broke down crying this week because she had to wipe her fathers ###. He had a stroke around thanksgiving.
My wife's uncle had a stroke today and apparently has a few blood clots. Merry Christmas. :(
My mom broke down crying this week because she had to wipe her fathers ###. He had a stroke around thanksgiving.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Well what the ####? It left Hazelwood at 10:13am, you should have it. Look more harder.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My youngest seems to have a penchant for bribery. He's learning stuff. I like it.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Anyone know what a pseudo-Muslim is?To the annoyance of my pseudo-Muslim wife, my daughter loves pork. She has been mostly kept away from it but at school on Friday there was a Christmas show and after when it was time to eat she went straight for the bacon. Not only that but she was adamant that she wanted it.
Then last night we went to a dinner party and the only thing she wanted to eat was ham.
Is it someone that just slightly hates America?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
They were here too.Sent uspsUPS was here today too.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
She likes blowing up buildings but hates having to turn towards Mecca.Anyone know what a pseudo-Muslim is?To the annoyance of my pseudo-Muslim wife, my daughter loves pork. She has been mostly kept away from it but at school on Friday there was a Christmas show and after when it was time to eat she went straight for the bacon. Not only that but she was adamant that she wanted it.
Then last night we went to a dinner party and the only thing she wanted to eat was ham.
Is it someone that just slightly hates America?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Got hit up by some sex spam-bot on Google Hangouts. Told "her" was 13 and needed some cheering up after I bombed my pre-algebra class. She's unrelenting. Sent a nice pic too.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh god yes
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I would do real bad things to her.
kevzilla
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Dude. Lets keep it PG, ok?St. Louis Bob said:
Jesus, you're a freak.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I took the boys to the butcher shop tonight. I always like going with my Dad so I make them go with me.
The butcher is cutting my prime rib steaks and Cal is checking out the inventory. Everything was full but the t-bones which was empty. "Looks like there was a lot of demand for the t-bones" he says to the butcher, nodding knowingly. This butcher is an older Italian guy that looks like he's lived a tough life. He turns around, looks at him, smiles, and says "there sure was". Then got back to work. I don't know why but it makes me
The butcher is cutting my prime rib steaks and Cal is checking out the inventory. Everything was full but the t-bones which was empty. "Looks like there was a lot of demand for the t-bones" he says to the butcher, nodding knowingly. This butcher is an older Italian guy that looks like he's lived a tough life. He turns around, looks at him, smiles, and says "there sure was". Then got back to work. I don't know why but it makes me
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Truck - you like the show Happy Endings, no? Want the Season 1 & 2 DVD?
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Are the Frostys really both going to beerhole?
I call Guster for a roomie. (If he'll have me)
I call Guster for a roomie. (If he'll have me)
Frostillicus
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