strykerpks
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Just click "Public" and change it to "Private" or "Hidden" or "Thorn". Not sure what iTube offers.
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Abraham
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
Abraham
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In laws house. Everyone else is asleep. I'm trying to participate in the thread without everyone coming downstairs and wondering who I'm talking to. I'm pretty drunk.
shuke
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Seriously, you're ####### with all of us and you have money coming out of your ears because you're the lead singer for 3 Doors Down, right?
Not only that but that shot glass was gayer than woz having aids with a Wetdream reacharound. And whispering?
Abraham
Footballguy
Haven't heard the 3 Doors Down reference in about two years. But yes, that comes up a lot.
That shot glass belongs to my FIL, who (no shtick) could kill all of you without blinking.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Bring it on. That's why you're scared of him?
And Fish > you were so hammered in your video, I love it
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You have a long way to go. 1AM for us sleep deprived degenerates is like noon for most people. It's early!
When does bill wake up to take things over?
-fish-
Footballguy
just home from a christmas party...had about a dozen vrbs. I'll be up and drunk forever.
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strykerpks
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-fish-
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You have a long way to go. 1AM for us sleep deprived degenerates is like noon for most people. It's early!
When does bill wake up to take things over?
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Any of you up?
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Weird day.
My sister is in town for Xmas. First time the whole family has been together for Xmas in 7 years. We are taking family photos at my mothers request. My BIL are drinking to make it remotely enjoyable(neither of us can stand the woman my mom hired, we've known her for years)
Cousins are playing, all is well.
Wife's phone rings. "your mammogram is irregular, please come in ASAP for further testing".
wife's mom died of breast cancer. Wife is a complete ####### basket case.
We take today's appointment, rather than wait till after the new year. Drive 1.5 hours home, leaving my daughter at my moms. 2 hours of further imaging provides some peace as they say it looks 98-99% probability of it being benign. But to be sure we'll be doing a biopsy due to family history. drive 1.5 hours back. Slightly drunk now.
I sent a video to homer cause I'm an innerwebs tard toasting my wife's cancer freeness.
My sister is in town for Xmas. First time the whole family has been together for Xmas in 7 years. We are taking family photos at my mothers request. My BIL are drinking to make it remotely enjoyable(neither of us can stand the woman my mom hired, we've known her for years)
Cousins are playing, all is well.
Wife's phone rings. "your mammogram is irregular, please come in ASAP for further testing".
wife's mom died of breast cancer. Wife is a complete ####### basket case. We take today's appointment, rather than wait till after the new year. Drive 1.5 hours home, leaving my daughter at my moms. 2 hours of further imaging provides some peace as they say it looks 98-99% probability of it being benign. But to be sure we'll be doing a biopsy due to family history.
drive 1.5 hours back. Slightly drunk now.I sent a video to homer cause I'm an innerwebs tard toasting my wife's cancer freeness.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Homer can't innerweb from his phone. Send the video to someone else homer.
Cheers GMTAN. Merry xmas!
Cheers GMTAN. Merry xmas!
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
I'm gonna toast to it too, DaR. I know what that emotional rollercoaster is like. I hope you don't get used to it, my friend.
Heading out in a bit towards Annapolis. The facility my father is in is having their Christmas dinner today, so my mom, myself, and my brother are going. I've been to other functions this place has thrown and expect it to be pretty decent - as much as can be expected, anyway. I used to dread going there, because it's just so damned sad. But I don't anymore - it's still sad, but it can be funny as hell too. There's like an odd black market going on, though no one knows what they're doing. Most of the patients that can get around steal from each other, just to have their loot re-stolen. Last time I was there, my father was wearing a pink baseball hat that said "World's Greatest Mom!" on it It didn't even come close to fitting him - he looked like some Dali-inspired version of a gay rapper.
I've got a new hat for him today and a card I'll put a dollar in. He grew up dirt poor - they were sharecroppers, basically, with no running water in their house and literally had dirt floors in part of the house; clothes patched and patched until they fell apart. So, in his dementia, money is still a thing to him. He has no idea what it means, just that it means something. I was gonna give him my bill I brought back from Nicaragua, but I can't find the damned thing. So, a George it is.
I'm sure, next time I go, Mr Garcia in 28L will be trying to buy the pretty young nurse with it.
Heading out in a bit towards Annapolis. The facility my father is in is having their Christmas dinner today, so my mom, myself, and my brother are going. I've been to other functions this place has thrown and expect it to be pretty decent - as much as can be expected, anyway. I used to dread going there, because it's just so damned sad. But I don't anymore - it's still sad, but it can be funny as hell too. There's like an odd black market going on, though no one knows what they're doing. Most of the patients that can get around steal from each other, just to have their loot re-stolen. Last time I was there, my father was wearing a pink baseball hat that said "World's Greatest Mom!" on it It didn't even come close to fitting him - he looked like some Dali-inspired version of a gay rapper.
I've got a new hat for him today and a card I'll put a dollar in. He grew up dirt poor - they were sharecroppers, basically, with no running water in their house and literally had dirt floors in part of the house; clothes patched and patched until they fell apart. So, in his dementia, money is still a thing to him. He has no idea what it means, just that it means something. I was gonna give him my bill I brought back from Nicaragua, but I can't find the damned thing. So, a George it is.
I'm sure, next time I go, Mr Garcia in 28L will be trying to buy the pretty young nurse with it.
heckmanm
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Guster
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Guster
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.
We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.
Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over.
We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.
Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over.
Guster
Footballguy
Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.
We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.
Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
An inside out pizza is basically a personal Stromboli/calzone, fried. Claimed to be invented in Philly by Double Decker.
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Guster
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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Charv is an IU wife too.Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.
We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.
Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over.
T Bell
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I think those three chicks who were held as sex slaves in Cleveland or wherever would have made more courageous videos than that one.Little bit of a Michael Shannon thing going here.
Little bit of a Michael Shannon thing going here.
First person he reminded me of when I met at CosHole.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Well ####! I thought that's where you said we should stay? I'll delete that post and cancel my reservation. Where should we stay then?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Gifts are always acceptable. Are they candy striped?Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.
We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.
Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over.
I'd like to hear more about your haunted house. Can we get your wife a login?Gifts are always acceptable. Are they candy striped?Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.
We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.
Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My link
I think it means they will ditch us altogether.Does this mean we're swapping wives if we make it to beerhole?
I'll trade you. Mine almost never talks. Unless I'm on the phone or doing something important.
Yes please
It was 10% here. I wasn't even aware of it until we got to the counter.
Guster
Footballguy
Just crimson colored sweatpants with "Indiana" on the left legGifts are always acceptable. Are they candy striped?Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.
We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.
Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
THAT'S WHAT I WANT!!!!
ETA
Reservation canceled. I'll wait until there is something in writing here.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Thorn stone cold owning ####. He won my pool for the week and is in fist place for the year.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
toasting my wife's cancer freeness.
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