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cosjobs
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I get in Thursday late afternoon and I'd love to get hammered in the hotel bar that night or somewhere an easy walk or cheap cabride away.Maybe even dinner and drinks if anyone is up for it.Not that I know of
Friday and Saturday I figure I do wedding stuff, but its looking like Friday afternoon may be the only chance to catch wikkidpissah, so I couldn't miss that.
Sunday/Monday is when I'm best available.
Don't care much about football all day, but really looking forward to the SNF game. I'd like to go on adventure Monday.
What do you guys look like Thur night or Sun/Mon?
Hawks64
Footballguy
Merry Christmas to all the GMTANers. I don't post often and when I do I am not witty and/or funny and I have no good stories ala Zooks/Guster/occasionally HJS but I still love you all. Hope everyone has a great Christmas.
Just get them some small safety glasses and let em go to town. My boys love to have nerf gun wars.My SIL thought it would be neat to give my boys Nerf pistols. It took a solid minute before they were pointing them at each others faces.
When we told them to put them away, Calvin put his on the nearest table. Dylan lifted his shirt and put it in his pants.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My SIL thought it would be neat to give my boys Nerf pistols. It took a solid minute before they were pointing them at each others faces.
When we told them to put them away, Calvin put his on the nearest table. Dylan lifted his shirt and put it in his pants.
"Well I guess he shoulda armed himself..."
"Never leave the house without packing a gun"
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Pearl earrings and pearl necklace went over well. "Pearl drop earrings. These are beautiful!" 
She also really like the wine cooler. So much so it's already unpacked and plugged in.
1. Chill wine in wine cooler.
2. Drink wine and ready mommy porn.
3. PROFIT
She also really like the wine cooler. So much so it's already unpacked and plugged in.
1. Chill wine in wine cooler.
2. Drink wine and ready mommy porn.
3. PROFIT
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Merry Christmas, Hawks. Glad I can occasionally entertain you.Merry Christmas to all the GMTANers. I don't post often and when I do I am not witty and/or funny and I have no good stories ala Zooks/Guster/occasionally HJS but I still love you all. Hope everyone has a great Christmas.
Just get them some small safety glasses and let em go to town. My boys love to have nerf gun wars.My SIL thought it would be neat to give my boys Nerf pistols. It took a solid minute before they were pointing them at each others faces.
When we told them to put them away, Calvin put his on the nearest table. Dylan lifted his shirt and put it in his pants.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Anything to facilitate booziness is a solid gift that hopefully will keep on giving. Good work, GB.Pearl earrings and pearl necklace went over well. "Pearl drop earrings. These are beautiful!"
She also really like the wine cooler. So much so it's already unpacked and plugged in.
1. Chill wine in wine cooler.
2. Drink wine and ready mommy porn.
3. PROFIT
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Anything to facilitate booziness is a solid gift that hopefully will keep on giving. Good work, GB.Pearl earrings and pearl necklace went over well. "Pearl drop earrings. These are beautiful!"
She also really like the wine cooler. So much so it's already unpacked and plugged in.
1. Chill wine in wine cooler.
2. Drink wine and ready mommy porn.
3. PROFIT
Notorious T.R.E.
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So tired
Guster
Footballguy
In 2 hours I'll be on a plane to Maine. If my daughter doesn't take a nap, I'm feeding her airplane bottles of bourbon until she passes out
Grace Under Pressure
Footballguy
Merry X-Mas gmtan folks! Spent the morning opening presents with the daughter, now off to the folks house. Damn near 70 degrees in Scottsdale, but can't wait to ditch this place.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Tiger Fan said:
General Malaise
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St. Louis Bob said:Mrs. SLB left the books out on the counter. I mean why wouldn't she. My Mom picks one up and reads the cover out loud "The Billionaire that makes her do anything". Ohhh she says. I bet your Dad would like me to read this! Then she cracks it open and starts reading for about 30 seconds. Closes it, whatever.Frostillicus said:There are TWO (2) Mommy porn books. And I thought Cal might enjoy the nerd D&D book thing. Merry X-Mas.St. Louis Bob said:Frosty package arrived!!
HFS, thanks so much GB!! Not pictured is a set of 1993-1994 football cards and a couple of adult movies.
Of course my favorite is the mommy porn book. Mrs. SLB said she hasn't read it yet. This will be my favorite gift of 2013. I love you.
Then 20 minutes later she's ready to leave. I mean really ready to go apparently. My Dad is like WTF then he kind of got his chair really far from the table with a big smile on his face like "I get it now". FML
General Malaise
Footballguy
Aunt sent us a smoked turkey from Tyler, Texas. Question: can you OD on poultry? I ate so much last night I had to lay on my back on the hardwood floor and just moan.
Merry Christmas all you fine people.
Merry Christmas all you fine people.
Homer J Simpson
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bentley
Footballguy
I haven't had one of those Tyler turkeys in a while but I remember them being insanely good.
Sammy3469
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
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What's a good Stephen King book from the last 15 years? Not counting any of the Dark Tower books.
Hawks64
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
I've heard doctor sleep is excellent but you should reread the shining first. Otherwise, MAYBE "under the dome."
Homer J Simpson
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Pretty sure that's the last one I read and enjoyed. Read Gerald's Game and Rose Madder...hated both and pretty much gave up on Steve-O.
facook
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Thug life.St. Louis Bob said:Homer J Simpson said:St. Louis Bob said:My SIL thought it would be neat to give my boys Nerf pistols. It took a solid minute before they were pointing them at each others faces.
When we told them to put them away, Calvin put his on the nearest table. Dylan lifted his shirt and put it in his pants.
"Well I guess he shoulda armed himself..."
"Never leave the house without packing a gun"
strykerpks
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I told my Dad to tell my Mom to buy the boys clothes. That I'm not just being a cheap *******, but they would really appreciate it. It's either they are growing so damn fast or just plain destroying them.
At my parents they both opened up packs of new socks and were SO excited. Cal immediately took the socks he wearing off and put them on. "YES!!!" It reminded me of my FIL and how during the war he said all he ever wanted was a clean pair of socks & a warm place to sleep.
I put a brick in the box with Cal's new iPod to be tricky. It was the last thing he opened and before that, he hadn't gotten a thing he asked for. He wasn't sad about it though, just had a big smile on his face when he lugged the box from behind the tree. That made me as proud as could be. I wish I would have videotaped it because he was so happy. That and Dylan says "hey, there's a brick in here. I wonder Santa wants us to do with it?
".
I bought that Rocksmith system for Dylan because he's been talking about wanting to play the guitar for months. He can't wait to get it fired up. Me too.
The boys declared this the greatest Christmas ever. That makes me happy.
At my parents they both opened up packs of new socks and were SO excited. Cal immediately took the socks he wearing off and put them on. "YES!!!"
It reminded me of my FIL and how during the war he said all he ever wanted was a clean pair of socks & a warm place to sleep.I put a brick in the box with Cal's new iPod to be tricky. It was the last thing he opened and before that, he hadn't gotten a thing he asked for. He wasn't sad about it though, just had a big smile on his face when he lugged the box from behind the tree. That made me as proud as could be. I wish I would have videotaped it because he was so happy. That and Dylan says "hey, there's a brick in here. I wonder Santa wants us to do with it?
".I bought that Rocksmith system for Dylan because he's been talking about wanting to play the guitar for months. He can't wait to get it fired up. Me too.
The boys declared this the greatest Christmas ever. That makes me happy.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
He'll make you ask what was itThug life.St. Louis Bob said:Homer J Simpson said:St. Louis Bob said:My SIL thought it would be neat to give my boys Nerf pistols. It took a solid minute before they were pointing them at each others faces.
When we told them to put them away, Calvin put his on the nearest table. Dylan lifted his shirt and put it in his pants.
"Well I guess he shoulda armed himself..."
"Never leave the house without packing a gun"
strykerpks
Footballguy
My wife and kid were with her parents from Saturday until this morning. I took care of a lot of #### and still hung out and it was glorious.
Christmas came and my older sister bought my son a drum set. FML
Long story short, the drum set is now in my garage.
De Runk
Christmas came and my older sister bought my son a drum set. FML
Long story short, the drum set is now in my garage.
De Runk
He'll be throwing gang signs before ya know it. You know how we roll out here in the tri city area.He'll make you ask what was itThug life.St. Louis Bob said:Homer J Simpson said:St. Louis Bob said:My SIL thought it would be neat to give my boys Nerf pistols. It took a solid minute before they were pointing them at each others faces.
When we told them to put them away, Calvin put his on the nearest table. Dylan lifted his shirt and put it in his pants.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
I will either have a heart attack or ruptured intestine tonight.
Homer J Simpson
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Christmas day today was just with my Mom's brothers and sisters. There are 35 or so I guess with us and kids and now grandkids. You know that "game" where somebody reads about Mr. Wright and left and stuff where you pass things around? It makes me want to punch something just typing it. Well one of my sick aunts come up with this idea to do this with lottery tickets. Ten bucks worth a person. I would have never participated in something like this in the past but I'm trying to the opposite of what I would do. Really Costanzing it up. The kids were going crazy scratching these things off. Irish, man.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
He'll be throwing gang signs before ya know it. You know how we roll out here in the tri city area.He'll make you ask what was itThug life.St. Louis Bob said:Homer J Simpson said:St. Louis Bob said:My SIL thought it would be neat to give my boys Nerf pistols. It took a solid minute before they were pointing them at each others faces.
When we told them to put them away, Calvin put his on the nearest table. Dylan lifted his shirt and put it in his pants.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I'm sure it's been said before but Die Hard is the best Chrstmas movie. And Die Hard 2 is a good movie as well.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
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