GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

GPJ, this whole system was thanks to me thinking back to a time when I knew what people were betting. The squares, man, they stick together. It was amazing. I had a sample of 71, now it's down to 20.

My cousin just started taking the top 5 with the book every week the last couple of years. He's won but I think that's too many. I would be more interested in just banging the top two. I think I'll do that next year.

How about an aggregation of all the bettors on 7 online sportsbooks?

http://www.sportsinsights.com/betting-trends/nfl-betting-trends/

Lots of good info. on this site (even for non-subscribers) for contrarian betting, etc.

 

[Frostillicus]

So now I'm awake. You guys playing cards?

Tanner told me on facebook that football is like chess for black people.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GPJ, this whole system was thanks to me thinking back to a time when I knew what people were betting. The squares, man, they stick together. It was amazing. I had a sample of 71, now it's down to 20.

My cousin just started taking the top 5 with the book every week the last couple of years. He's won but I think that's too many. I would be more interested in just banging the top two. I think I'll do that next year.

How about an aggregation of all the bettors on 7 online sportsbooks?

http://www.sportsinsights.com/betting-trends/nfl-betting-trends/

Lots of good info. on this site (even for non-subscribers) for contrarian betting, etc.

Wow. I like that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So now I'm awake. You guys playing cards?

Tanner told me on facebook that football is like chess for black people.

What? Stop making stuff up.

OK, I did say that. But you have to understand the context.

We were talking about chess and black people.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would love to play some cards.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So now I'm awake. You guys playing cards?

Tanner told me on facebook that football is like chess for black people.

What? Stop making stuff up.

OK, I did say that. But you have to understand the context.

We were talking about chess and black people.

WTF is wrong with you?

 

[Frostillicus]

I would love to play some cards.

Do you play chess?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I would love to play some cards.

You ever play "31"?

 

[Frostillicus]

So now I'm awake. You guys playing cards?

Tanner told me on facebook that football is like chess for black people.

What? Stop making stuff up.

OK, I did say that. But you have to understand the context.

We were talking about chess and black people.

Actually we were talking about the Gophers.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So now I'm awake. You guys playing cards?

Tanner told me on facebook that football is like chess for black people.

What? Stop making stuff up.

OK, I did say that. But you have to understand the context.

We were talking about chess and black people.

WTF is wrong with you?

You want a list?

 

[Frostillicus]

I would love to play some cards.

You ever play "31"?

I played that game before.

 

[strykerpks]

I think I've convinced my wife that I'm too sick to go to church in the morning, but not sick enough to go the bar for football in the afternoon. Slap it high!

 

[Frostillicus]

I think I've convinced my wife that I'm too sick to go to church in the morning, but not sick enough to go the bar for football in the afternoon. Slap it high!

Akbar

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think I've convinced my wife that I'm too sick to go to church in the morning, but not sick enough to go the bar for football in the afternoon. Slap it high!

:secretatheist/drunkhandshake:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would love to play some cards.

Do you play chess?

Terribly.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Church

 

[strykerpks]

I think I've convinced my wife that I'm too sick to go to church in the morning, but not sick enough to go the bar for football in the afternoon. Slap it high!

Akbar

Don't take this away from me. I've earned it

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So now I'm awake. You guys playing cards?

Tanner told me on facebook that football is like chess for black people.

What? Stop making stuff up.

OK, I did say that. But you have to understand the context.

We were talking about chess and black people.

WTF is wrong with you?

You want a list?

I hear that.

 

[strykerpks]

Church

I may be a drunk but I'm not a heathen like some of you

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Church

I may be a drunk but I'm not a heathen like some of you

Yes you are. You just don't know it yet.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I've convinced my wife that I'm too sick to go to church in the morning, but not sick enough to go the bar for football in the afternoon. Slap it high!

Akbar

Don't take this away from me. I've earned it

I'll never forget being a young kid laying in bed hoping my parents were too tired from the night before to get up to make us go to church. Those days were glorious.

 

[YSR]

So now I'm awake. You guys playing cards?

Tanner told me on facebook that football is like chess for black people.

What? Stop making stuff up.

OK, I did say that. But you have to understand the context.

We were talking about chess and black people.

You guys chat on FB? That's cute.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My 21 year old just came home from work. He sniffed the highball glass I'm drinking out of. I told him "hey, don't touch my Crown." He said "hey, you drank all my rum!" I replied "yeah, I forgot to buy you more. Sorry."

It's like college all over but I know he's not going to try and bang the chick I'm banging.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Church

I may be a drunk but I'm not a heathen like some of you

Yes you are. You just don't know it yet.

He makes it sound like heathen is a bad thing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think I've convinced my wife that I'm too sick to go to church in the morning, but not sick enough to go the bar for football in the afternoon. Slap it high!

Akbar

Don't take this away from me. I've earned it

I'll never forget being a young kid laying in bed hoping my parents were too tired from the night before to get up to make us go to church. Those days were glorious.

Pretty sure that being forced to go to church led me to the life of crime I lead today.

 

[YSR]

BTW Frosty, I tailed you on Syracuse. Tried to get Columbia too but was in the car most of the day and had some mobile site issues. Maybe the curse is over?

 

[Frostillicus]

When I was old enough to drive i just told my parents every week that I'd go to the later mass by myself and then I'd go to Target and play video games for an hour.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My 21 year old just came home from work. He sniffed the highball glass I'm drinking out of. I told him "hey, don't touch my Crown." He said "hey, you drank all my rum!" I replied "yeah, I forgot to buy you more. Sorry."

It's like college all over but I know he's not going to try and bang the chick I'm banging.

 

[Frostillicus]

BTW Frosty, I tailed you on Syracuse. Tried to get Columbia too but was in the car most of the day and had some mobile site issues. Maybe the curse is over?

Officially broken, imo. Tail away. Probs a joke there, but pretty tired and drunky.

 

[strykerpks]

I think I've convinced my wife that I'm too sick to go to church in the morning, but not sick enough to go the bar for football in the afternoon. Slap it high!

Akbar

Don't take this away from me. I've earned it

I'll never forget being a young kid laying in bed hoping my parents were too tired from the night before to get up to make us go to church. Those days were glorious.

Hell, that's me now

 

[strykerpks]

When I was old enough to drive i just told my parents every week that I'd go to the later mass by myself and then I'd go to Target and play video games for an hour.

I did that too. Stopped by the church to get a bulletin and everything. Then went by a GBs

 

[proninja]

<-- going to church voluntarily tomorrow morning #tokenchristian

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Best thing ever?

The 9:00 AM Mass at Our Lady of Perpetual Help (Old Lady's Poker House). Father Whatever knew that this was the mass that all the cool kids went to. Anybody that wanted to watch football during football season or wanted to go out to the lake or play golf or etc knew that this thing was over at 9:35 tops. Half of the people just bailed after right communion. I mean you didn't even go back to your seat. If you were really the #### you were still working on your wafer in the in the parking lot.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

<-- going to church voluntarily tomorrow morning #tokenchristian

Sucker

 

[St. Louis Bob]

By the time I could drive, I actually went to church voluntarily. I needed churching up. It sort of worked I guess.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

<-- going to church voluntarily tomorrow morning #tokenchristian

Sucker

Maybe he's getting part of the take.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

<-- going to church voluntarily tomorrow morning #tokenchristian

Sucker

Maybe he's getting part of the take.

Wait. That could happen?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

<-- going to church voluntarily tomorrow morning #tokenchristian

Sucker

Maybe he's getting part of the take.

Wait. That could happen?

Sure.

Mrs. SLB just asked where I was the last 20 minutes. I'm out.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

<-- going to church voluntarily tomorrow morning #tokenchristian

Sucker

Maybe he's getting part of the take.

Wait. That could happen?

Sure.

Mrs. SLB just asked where I was the last 20 minutes. I'm out.

Whipped

 

[Annyong]

you guys still playing careds?\ ive been drinking alcohol

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My 21 year old just came home from work. He sniffed the highball glass I'm drinking out of. I told him "hey, don't touch my Crown." He said "hey, you drank all my rum!" I replied "yeah, I forgot to buy you more. Sorry."

It's like college all over but I know he's not going to try and bang the chick I'm banging.

Jebus.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Still alive. Mata Hari still sleeping.

 

[cosjobs]

Jerkass kid decided to #### the worst kind of poop seconds after changing his diaper.

kid's gonna be an artist.

demands a new palette for for each work

 

[cosjobs]

Thirty pages in to doctor sleep. Best thing he's written in a long time.

I devoured it in two sittings. Currently plowing through 11/22/63 at an incredible rate...couple hundred pages left out of 850.

I forgot how much I can get lost in a good story, and Steve-O can spin one hell of a yarn.

You guys read 11/22/63?

Yes. I enjoyed it.

I think it was the first thing I'd read by King in 15 years. Pretty good over all.

It wasn't the first I started in 15 years, but its the first one I finished.

 

[T Bell]

Mrs. SLB of course was a little smitten with Homer too. He's like 8 freaking feet tall. I was a little smitten too.

No idea your wife was legally blind.

Methinks the octogenarian doth protest too much.

How tall are you?

6'2"

Didn't know they stacked #### that high! Booyah!

Ah, I see that Tanner was on it.

 

[cosjobs]

By the time I could drive, I actually went to church voluntarily. I needed churching up. It sort of worked I guess.

'only because of the poon in the pews.

 

[kevzilla]

Still alive. Mata Hari still sleeping.

Keep your head on a swivel, Jack Ryan.

 

[T Bell]

My 21 year old just came home from work. He sniffed the highball glass I'm drinking out of. I told him "hey, don't touch my Crown." He said "hey, you drank all my rum!" I replied "yeah, I forgot to buy you more. Sorry."

It's like college all over but I know he's not going to try and bang the chick I'm banging.

Jebus.

 

[gianmarco]

My 21 year old just came home from work. He sniffed the highball glass I'm drinking out of. I told him "hey, don't touch my Crown." He said "hey, you drank all my rum!" I replied "yeah, I forgot to buy you more. Sorry."

It's like college all over but I know he's not going to try and bang the chick I'm banging.

Jebus.

Even funnier that you could write the exact same thing and it would have a slightly different meaning.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Mr. Pack, got your Christmas card today. Thanks my friend.

You bet!

We got yours a few days ago as well. Nice looking family there GB.