GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[T Bell]

Hey GM...You know this guy?

Ore. man on meth fights off 12 cops while masturbating in bar

He can rightfully claim to have held off a dozen cops single-handed.

 

[Mr.Pack]

When I was old enough to drive i just told my parents every week that I'd go to the later mass by myself and then I'd go to Target and play video games for an hour.

I did that too. Stopped by the church to get a bulletin and everything. Then went by a GBs

Haha, so I wasn't the only one that did this!

 

[YSR]

I want to cook today. It's cold and raining and the perfect day for something hearty. I just went through my recipe box and am bored with it. Would love something that can turn into lunchtime leftovers this week. Crockpot is an option.

Suggestions?

 

[T Bell]

So now I'm awake. You guys playing cards?

Tanner told me on facebook that football is like chess for black people.

What? Stop making stuff up.

OK, I did say that. But you have to understand the context.

We were talking about chess and black people.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Stu> Tell neighbor lady you need n00ds for kid's science project. Send them this way.

TIA, YIC.

GPJ

 

[Osaurus]

I want to cook today. It's cold and raining and the perfect day for something hearty. I just went through my recipe box and am bored with it. Would love something that can turn into lunchtime leftovers this week. Crockpot is an option.

Suggestions?

White Chili

 

[-fish-]

Whiskey for breakfast...heading to tailgate and Seahawks.

 

[YSR]

I want to cook today. It's cold and raining and the perfect day for something hearty. I just went through my recipe box and am bored with it. Would love something that can turn into lunchtime leftovers this week. Crockpot is an option.

Suggestions?

White Chili

Actually leaning towards chicken bog.

 

[krista4]

I know this has been debated in here before, but this West Coast 10 a.m. football thing is BS. Freaking NFL Sunday Countdown starts at 8 a.m.! This is ridiculous.

 

[-fish-]

I know this has been debated in here before, but this West Coast 10 a.m. football thing is BS. Freaking NFL Sunday Countdown starts at 8 a.m.! This is ridiculous.

there really isn't a debate. west coast is way better. sunday, monday and thursday night football end by 9.

what are you going to do before football? go to church?

 

[strykerpks]

Church started 15 minutes ago. I'm still in my PJs and we're working around his naptime to head to the bar.

 

[-fish-]

Church started 15 minutes ago. I'm still in my PJs and we're working around his naptime to head to the bar.

 

[-fish-]

is it bad to mix whiskey and bloody marys before 9 am?

 

[T Bell]

I know this has been debated in here before, but this West Coast 10 a.m. football thing is BS. Freaking NFL Sunday Countdown starts at 8 a.m.! This is ridiculous.

there really isn't a debate. west coast is way better. sunday, monday and thursday night football end by 9.

what are you going to do before football? go to church?

Order a greasy breakfast and a bloody mary at the sports bar and shaddap!

 

[-fish-]

Ray: you drank too much!

Archer: that's a thing?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I know this has been debated in here before, but this West Coast 10 a.m. football thing is BS. Freaking NFL Sunday Countdown starts at 8 a.m.! This is ridiculous.

You misspelled awesome.

 

[Ignoramus]

Damn, you guys are talented.

 

[-fish-]

did tre die of his hangover?

 

[Steve Tasker]

is it bad to mix whiskey and bloody marys before 9 am?

Of course not.

 

[-fish-]

is it bad to mix whiskey and bloody marys before 9 am?

Of course not.

I love you.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I want to cook today. It's cold and raining and the perfect day for something hearty. I just went through my recipe box and am bored with it. Would love something that can turn into lunchtime leftovers this week. Crockpot is an option.

Suggestions?

Made this yesterday, it was pretty tasty

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/melissa-darabian/pork-carnitas-recipe/index.html

 

[krista4]

I know this has been debated in here before, but this West Coast 10 a.m. football thing is BS. Freaking NFL Sunday Countdown starts at 8 a.m.! This is ridiculous.

there really isn't a debate. west coast is way better. sunday, monday and thursday night football end by 9.

what are you going to do before football? go to church?

Sleep?

 

[Annyong]

As you may or may not know, I am a Bears fan. I am pretty excited for today's game. So naturally I have to go to Tiffany's family Christmas party (none of which watch football or drink) at her cousin's house today. What time do they think is a good time to have a party? 3pm. 3pm is when the party starts.

 

[-fish-]

I know this has been debated in here before, but this West Coast 10 a.m. football thing is BS. Freaking NFL Sunday Countdown starts at 8 a.m.! This is ridiculous.

there really isn't a debate. west coast is way better. sunday, monday and thursday night football end by 9.

what are you going to do before football? go to church?

Sleep?

the games start at 10. if you're so drunk you need to sleep that late, you're better off getting up and starting to drink again. pre-game shows are overrated.

 

[-fish-]

As you may or may not know, I am a Bears fan. I am pretty excited for today's game. So naturally I have to go to Tiffany's family Christmas party (none of which watch football or drink) at her cousin's house today. What time do they think is a good time to have a party? 3pm. 3pm is when the party starts.

if you were on the west coast the game would have been over, and you'd have no problem.

 

[T Bell]

As you may or may not know, I am a Bears fan. I am pretty excited for today's game. So naturally I have to go to Tiffany's family Christmas party (none of which watch football or drink) at her cousin's house today. What time do they think is a good time to have a party? 3pm. 3pm is when the party starts.

I'd say that your flu-like symptoms will start around 1 p.m.

 

[-fish-]

west coast times for NFL should be at the top of the pros of living in Seattle list.

 

[T Bell]

As you may or may not know, I am a Bears fan. I am pretty excited for today's game. So naturally I have to go to Tiffany's family Christmas party (none of which watch football or drink) at her cousin's house today. What time do they think is a good time to have a party? 3pm. 3pm is when the party starts.

if you were on the west coast the game would have been over, and you'd have no problem.

"If you lived here, you'd be home by now!"

 

[Tiger Fan]

#realtalk

I enjoyed going to Church when I was a kid b/c basically I was hanging out with friends and checking out the girls and such. Now my parents are religious (not uber), but they still go, so bringing us wasn't a big deal. Now that our boys are getting to the age where they have longer attention spans; my Mom is putting the pressure on us to go. Problem is my wife and I both absolutely hate going to church. It bores us to death. I would probably consider myself an agnostic and could probably best describe my wife as a "casual believer", but just not really religious.

The kicker is that we want to send the boys to catholic school (much better schools then the public schools), so they're going to be exposed to it in a few years anyway. Do I just wait until then to start going?

 

[Annyong]

As you may or may not know, I am a Bears fan. I am pretty excited for today's game. So naturally I have to go to Tiffany's family Christmas party (none of which watch football or drink) at her cousin's house today. What time do they think is a good time to have a party? 3pm. 3pm is when the party starts.

if you were on the west coast the game would have been over, and you'd have no problem.

Its almost as if they didn't look at the NFL schedule and see that the Bears were playing the Packers a 3pm today.

 

[krista4]

And why would I want football to be over at 9 pm? What do I do for the next five hours?

Anyway, gotta go look at about 50 houses today in this godforsaken, football-hating place, in case I want to live here.

 

[Annyong]

I feel some explosive diarrhea coming on. Maybe I should run out to Taco Bell and move this along.

 

[Limp Ditka]

#realtalk

I enjoyed going to Church when I was a kid b/c basically I was hanging out with friends and checking out the girls and such. Now my parents are religious (not uber), but they still go, so bringing us wasn't a big deal. Now that our boys are getting to the age where they have longer attention spans; my Mom is putting the pressure on us to go. Problem is my wife and I both absolutely hate going to church. It bores us to death. I would probably consider myself an agnostic and could probably best describe my wife as a "casual believer", but just not really religious.

The kicker is that we want to send the boys to catholic school (much better schools then the public schools), so they're going to be exposed to it in a few years anyway. Do I just wait until then to start going?

Parishioners usually pay a lower price than people that just send their kids there. Either way, it's going to cost you money. It's just a matter of figuring out if stuffing the weekly envelop is going to cost you more or less than the bump in tuition.If stuffing the envelop is going to be cheaper, I'd get a head start.

 

[Tiger Fan]

#realtalk

I enjoyed going to Church when I was a kid b/c basically I was hanging out with friends and checking out the girls and such. Now my parents are religious (not uber), but they still go, so bringing us wasn't a big deal. Now that our boys are getting to the age where they have longer attention spans; my Mom is putting the pressure on us to go. Problem is my wife and I both absolutely hate going to church. It bores us to death. I would probably consider myself an agnostic and could probably best describe my wife as a "casual believer", but just not really religious.

The kicker is that we want to send the boys to catholic school (much better schools then the public schools), so they're going to be exposed to it in a few years anyway. Do I just wait until then to start going?

Parishioners usually pay a lower price than people that just send their kids there. Either way, it's going to cost you money. It's just a matter of figuring out if stuffing the weekly envelop is going to cost you more or less than the bump in tuition.If stuffing the envelop is going to be cheaper, I'd get a head start.

Forgot to mention...we're not catholic, so we can't be parishioners of the church where we want to send the boys to school

 

[cosjobs]

As you may or may not know, I am a Bears fan. I am pretty excited for today's game. So naturally I have to go to Tiffany's family Christmas party (none of which watch football or drink) at her cousin's house today. What time do they think is a good time to have a party? 3pm. 3pm is when the party starts.

I think with that little tickle you've been feeling in the back of your throat, it would be irresponsible to go to such an event and expose all those children to a potentially deadly virus.

 

[Ignoramus]

Also got the Cowboys +7.5.

I'm on Cleveland +7.5

 

[Steve Tasker]

#realtalk

I enjoyed going to Church when I was a kid b/c basically I was hanging out with friends and checking out the girls and such. Now my parents are religious (not uber), but they still go, so bringing us wasn't a big deal. Now that our boys are getting to the age where they have longer attention spans; my Mom is putting the pressure on us to go. Problem is my wife and I both absolutely hate going to church. It bores us to death. I would probably consider myself an agnostic and could probably best describe my wife as a "casual believer", but just not really religious.

The kicker is that we want to send the boys to catholic school (much better schools then the public schools), so they're going to be exposed to it in a few years anyway. Do I just wait until then to start going?

Parishioners usually pay a lower price than people that just send their kids there. Either way, it's going to cost you money. It's just a matter of figuring out if stuffing the weekly envelop is going to cost you more or less than the bump in tuition.If stuffing the envelop is going to be cheaper, I'd get a head start.

What gets you the discount though? We went to Catholic school and were technically parishioners, but I can probably count on one hand the amount of times my mother has been to church on a day other than Christmas Eve in the last 20 years.

 

[Ignoramus]

My 21 year old just came home from work. He sniffed the highball glass I'm drinking out of. I told him "hey, don't touch my Crown." He said "hey, you drank all my rum!" I replied "yeah, I forgot to buy you more. Sorry."

It's like college all over but I know he's not going to try and bang the chick I'm banging.

 

[-fish-]

And why would I want football to be over at 9 pm? What do I do for the next five?

Drink.

 

[T Bell]

And why would I want football to be over at 9 pm? What do I do for the next five?

Drink.

And (it sounds like for krista) sleep.

 

[cosjobs]

Wife and I are headed to Sweet Caroline's over by Fenway and watch some NFL.

Zooks, Boston Fred, Gusher, THorn?

Willing to relocate elsewhere

edit to add: 1260 Boylston St

 

[Ignoramus]

As you may or may not know, I am a Bears fan. I am pretty excited for today's game. So naturally I have to go to Tiffany's family Christmas party (none of which watch football or drink) at her cousin's house today. What time do they think is a good time to have a party? 3pm. 3pm is when the party starts.

So much very wrong in this.

 

[Guster]

Wife and I are headed to Sweet Caroline's over by Fenway and watch some NFL.

Zooks, Boston Fred, Gusher, THorn?

Willing to relocate elsewhere

edit to add: 1260 Boylston St

Waiting for Thorn to pick me up and head down that way. Last I heard we were thinking someplace near North Station/The Garden?

 

[Guster]

My parents busted out the Catholic guilt and forced me to go to church today. #### that ####. Basically she just wanted me and my daughter to go so she could show us off like trophies to her friends.

 

[Guster]

Can't wait for the awkwardness of trying to figure out whether to use board names or real names. I think I called Thorn by 3 or 4 different names on Friday

 

[Guster]

Wife and I are headed to Sweet Caroline's over by Fenway and watch some NFL.

Zooks, Boston Fred, Gusher, THorn?

Willing to relocate elsewhere

edit to add: 1260 Boylston St

Waiting for Thorn to pick me up and head down that way. Last I heard we were thinking someplace near North Station/The Garden?

Confirmed North End...The Point, Green Dragon or one of the other bars right there

 

[St. Louis Bob]

<-- going to church voluntarily tomorrow morning #tokenchristian

Sucker

Maybe he's getting part of the take.

Wait. That could happen?

Sure.

Mrs. SLB just asked where I was the last 20 minutes. I'm out.

Whipped

I thought I might get laid again.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I know this has been debated in here before, but this West Coast 10 a.m. football thing is BS. Freaking NFL Sunday Countdown starts at 8 a.m.! This is ridiculous.

there really isn't a debate. west coast is way better. sunday, monday and thursday night football end by 9.

what are you going to do before football? go to church?

Sleep?

Have you been hit in the face with a fish yet?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My parents busted out the Catholic guilt and forced me to go to church today. #### that ####. Basically she just wanted me and my daughter to go so she could show us off like trophies to her friends.

When I left for college my parents stopped going to church. Then they tore all the walls out of my room in the basement and put a bumper pool table in there.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

No kids again today/tonight and we are meeting some HS friends at a bar today around 4. Thanks FB! I don't feel so well. I need some scrambled eggs. And some vodka.

Should be some opportunities for cat shirt pics though so there is that.