GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Leeroy Jenkins]

The wife has had some issues last night and today and the doctor wants to see her Thursday morning to check on the heartbeat. :worried:

Its probably nothing - old uterus blood dislodged by and exercise, along with expansion for that big active baby. At least that's my hope.

Eta: 3386!!

I'm sure it's nothing, buddy.

Thanks. I think/hope so.

Don't be down tonight. Enjoy the quiet. I like being home on the couch nye now. Kiss you wife and kids at midnight in bed and have a drink on your couch afterwards.

 

[Abraham]

Leeroy - if it were cause for alarm the doctor would have asked to see you now. I'm sure it's nothing - just being cautious.

As for us, my wife told me again today "I'm not making it to the due date. Every time I stand up I feel like the baby is about to fall out".

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

megaupdate: kid just projectile vomited peas and carrots all over the living room.

 

[Hawks64]

I think I'm going to watch empire strikes back, play gta5, and drink that rouge voodoo doughnut I bought a while back.

If it is anything like the maple-bacon thing they put out it's going to be vile.

It was so bad that Rogue was forcing distributors to buy 5 cases or they couldn't sell any other Rogue beers.

Which? I like this. Nice hints of banana and chocolate. Not getting the peanut butter though, so I may just start eating buckeyes (chocolate peanut butter balls) from Xmas with it.

The Voodoo, I asked why Binny's didn't have their double mocha or double chocolate last year and that's what their beer mgr told me.

Double mocha sounds like something I'd be all about.

One is a porter and one is a stout and they are both great but only around in Decemberish.

 

[Hawks64]

megaupdate: kid just projectile vomited peas and carrots all over the living room.

That sounds like a great New Years. GL with the kid, cleaning up puke is not a fun experience.

 

[Annyong]

Happy New Years jerkasses

http://m.imgur.com/QUd8s5S

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Disciplejury found Jesus guilty and decided to send him back to Mexico. But the wine, beer, and food were good.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

megaupdate: kid just projectile vomited peas and carrots all over the living room.

That sounds like a great New Years. GL with the kid, cleaning up puke is not a fun experience.

I was just telling a friend today that my biggest fear about having a kid is the vomit.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

megaupdate: kid just projectile vomited peas and carrots all over the living room.

That sounds like a great New Years. GL with the kid, cleaning up puke is not a fun experience.

I was just telling a friend today that my biggest fear about having a kid is the vomit.

If that's the worst you encounter with one, you're ####### golden

 

[bentley]

megaupdate: kid just projectile vomited peas and carrots all over the living room.

That sounds like a great New Years. GL with the kid, cleaning up puke is not a fun experience.

I was just telling a friend today that my biggest fear about having a kid is the vomit.

JR hates vomiting and seems convinced that he can run away from it. So, when he's sick, I have to chase him down and tackle him to get him to throw up in a bowl. And I don't always catch him.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

megaupdate: kid just projectile vomited peas and carrots all over the living room.

That sounds like a great New Years. GL with the kid, cleaning up puke is not a fun experience.

I was just telling a friend today that my biggest fear about having a kid is the vomit.

JR hates vomiting and seems convinced that he can run away from it. So, when he's sick, I have to chase him down and tackle him to get him to throw up in a bowl. And I don't always catch him.

That's my nightmare.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I;m on day 4 of a nasty stomach flu.

Happy New Year to me

Damn, man. Heal up soon.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

megaupdate: kid just projectile vomited peas and carrots all over the living room.

That sounds like a great New Years. GL with the kid, cleaning up puke is not a fun experience.

I was just telling a friend today that my biggest fear about having a kid is the vomit.

JR hates vomiting and seems convinced that he can run away from it. So, when he's sick, I have to chase him down and tackle him to get him to throw up in a bowl. And I don't always catch him.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

thorned

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Happy New Year, good people.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

 

[Gadzooks]

Wife in bed with a migraine. I took the kids to the zoo for a 9:00 countdown and just got them to bed. Kinda down right now.

I know what will pick you up. Friend request sent.

 

[bentley]

Happy New Year, good people.

Same to you buddy. And to the rest of the GMTAN.

Starting to sound a little like Nam here in the neighborhood. Was planning to walk down to a buddy's house to participate but I'm hammered and he's not responding to texts so he's probably passed out.

 

[bentley]

Wife in bed with a migraine. I took the kids to the zoo for a 9:00 countdown and just got them to bed. Kinda down right now.

That sucks dude. Have you considering trying to stuff an impossibly huge food item in your mouth to feel better?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

The lighting sucks, but #### it. Shot video with Idiot Boxer:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQv02E1-unE&feature=youtu.be

I always figured IB would be more hairy than that.

 

[Abraham]

Uh oh. 3.5 year old just asked how her sister is getting out of mommy's tummy. This could get interesting.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wife in bed with a migraine. I took the kids to the zoo for a 9:00 countdown and just got them to bed. Kinda down right now.

That sucks dude. Have you considering trying to stuff an impossibly huge food item in your mouth to feel better?

This sounds like an almost foolproof plan. Might try it myself.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Happy new year Jims!

 

[bentley]

Uh oh. 3.5 year old just asked how her sister is getting out of mommy's tummy. This could get interesting.

Both our boys were c-sections. So that conversation wasn't all that weird.

They were also both IVF pregnancies. That conversation will probably be really weird.

 

[eoMMan]

Is GM doing the playoff pool thingy this year?

 

[Abraham]

Uh oh. 3.5 year old just asked how her sister is getting out of mommy's tummy. This could get interesting.

Both our boys were c-sections. So that conversation wasn't all that weird.

They were also both IVF pregnancies. That conversation will probably be really weird.

"The doctor is going to cut in to Mommy's tummy with a really sharp knife. There will be blood everywhere, but don't worry. She won't feel a thing on account of all the drugs that they'll have in her..."

How is that not weird?

 

[Mr.Pack]

megaupdate: kid just projectile vomited peas and carrots all over the living room.

I'm projecting from the other end.... 4 days and counting.

Dry toast doesn't even stay.

Hope your child feels better soon.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Please tell me this FarmersOnly dating website I keep seeing advertisements for is a joke.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I;m on day 4 of a nasty stomach flu.

Happy New Year to me

Damn, man. Heal up soon.

Thanks GB

 

[Abraham]

Please tell me this FarmersOnly dating website I keep seeing advertisements for is a joke.

Why would it be a joke?

 

[GroveDiesel]

Please tell me this FarmersOnly dating website I keep seeing advertisements for is a joke.

Why would it be a joke?

A dating site just for farmers because "other people just don't understand"? Have you seen the commercials?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Please tell me this FarmersOnly dating website I keep seeing advertisements for is a joke.

Not all farmers have sheep around.

 

[bentley]

Uh oh. 3.5 year old just asked how her sister is getting out of mommy's tummy. This could get interesting.

Both our boys were c-sections. So that conversation wasn't all that weird.They were also both IVF pregnancies. That conversation will probably be really weird.

"The doctor is going to cut in to Mommy's tummy with a really sharp knife. There will be blood everywhere, but don't worry. She won't feel a thing on account of all the drugs that they'll have in her..."

How is that not weird?

Your kid is ####### three. Doubt she needs all these details. The conversation with JR went like this:

"Where did Yuke come from?"

"The doctor took him out of mommy's tummy."

"OK. Can I have more Cheez Its?"

 

[Abraham]

Please tell me this FarmersOnly dating website I keep seeing advertisements for is a joke.

Why would it be a joke?

A dating site just for farmers because "other people just don't understand"? Have you seen the commercials?

Doesn't your initial question lend credence to the fact that other people don't understand?

 

[bentley]

Please tell me this FarmersOnly dating website I keep seeing advertisements for is a joke.

Why would it be a joke?

A dating site just for farmers because "other people just don't understand"? Have you seen the commercials?

I wonder what black farmers do. FarmersOnly or BlackPeopleMeet?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Please tell me this FarmersOnly dating website I keep seeing advertisements for is a joke.

Why? I think it's smart. Farmers and people who own them keep odd hours. Takes someone who's living that life to understand it. Be the same for a BartendersOnly site.

Hey........

 

[shuke]

Sorry guys. Thanks for the kind words. Things have just been tough lately.

Don't read this if you've recently wished death on me:

Spoiler

We had a pretty crazy week last week like most people probably did, and my wife was on the go a lot more than she is used to. It caught up to her on Christmas night, and she came down with a pretty bad one. She spent the next 4 days pretty much in bed and wasn't much better the past couple days, but I had to work. Tonight was just another instance in a long line of them where I did something with the kids alone. I'm obviously upset about the situation, and she interprets that as being disappointed in her, but it's more melancholy. I'm sad for her and for the kids, for how much she is missing with them. She has really spiraled down in depression over the past year, and it is hard for me to watch. I am trying to help any way I can, but she needs a professional. She has been seeing one, but is pretty negative about the things she is being asked to do. I know I am babbling, but I am just trying to keep hope alive for her.

 

[shuke]

Wife in bed with a migraine. I took the kids to the zoo for a 9:00 countdown and just got them to bed. Kinda down right now.

That sucks dude. Have you considering trying to stuff an impossibly huge food item in your mouth to feel better?

OK. Taking requests.

 

[shuke]

#### I suck at chess.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Sorry guys. Thanks for the kind words. Things have just been tough lately.

Don't read this if you've recently wished death on me:

Spoiler

We had a pretty crazy week last week like most people probably did, and my wife was on the go a lot more than she is used to. It caught up to her on Christmas night, and she came down with a pretty bad one. She spent the next 4 days pretty much in bed and wasn't much better the past couple days, but I had to work. Tonight was just another instance in a long line of them where I did something with the kids alone. I'm obviously upset about the situation, and she interprets that as being disappointed in her, but it's more melancholy. I'm sad for her and for the kids, for how much she is missing with them. She has really spiraled down in depression over the past year, and it is hard for me to watch. I am trying to help any way I can, but she needs a professional. She has been seeing one, but is pretty negative about the things she is being asked to do. I know I am babbling, but I am just trying to keep hope alive for her.

Crap, GB. Whatever positive wishes I have are thrown your way. Is trying a new therapist an option?

 

[Abraham]

1. Googles New Years ads are the best television of the year. Love it.

2. Shuke - I know you are doing everything you can, and that makes you an awesome husband. Truly. Don't #### around with depression .

 

[bentley]

Shuke> Totally agree about needing a professional. There's a lot going on that most people don't have to deal with. I would definitely be encouraging with that angle. Is she on any medication? I know Lexapro made a world of difference with my wife's postpartum issues.

 

[Abraham]

Side question: do you need to talk to someone? You're carrying a lot, a whole lot. Would their be benefit for you offloading some of that?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wife in bed with a migraine. I took the kids to the zoo for a 9:00 countdown and just got them to bed. Kinda down right now.

That sucks dude. Have you considering trying to stuff an impossibly huge food item in your mouth to feel better?

OK. Taking requests.

Giraffe haunch?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Side question: do you need to talk to someone? You're carrying a lot, a whole lot. Would their be benefit for you offloading some of that?

Yep. It ain't just her.

 

[bentley]

Also, I know you're going to be Austin some in January. If you're in town on the 6th, you can come to a skating party with a bunch of 20somethings as my date.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Side question: do you need to talk to someone? You're carrying a lot, a whole lot. Would their be benefit for you offloading some of that?

Imp's available, I think

 

[Abraham]

Also, I know you're going to be Austin some in January. If you're in town on the 6th, you can come to a skating party with a bunch of 20somethings as my date.

I can make an appearance for this.

 

[shuke]

Sorry guys. Thanks for the kind words. Things have just been tough lately.

Don't read this if you've recently wished death on me:

Spoiler

We had a pretty crazy week last week like most people probably did, and my wife was on the go a lot more than she is used to. It caught up to her on Christmas night, and she came down with a pretty bad one. She spent the next 4 days pretty much in bed and wasn't much better the past couple days, but I had to work. Tonight was just another instance in a long line of them where I did something with the kids alone. I'm obviously upset about the situation, and she interprets that as being disappointed in her, but it's more melancholy. I'm sad for her and for the kids, for how much she is missing with them. She has really spiraled down in depression over the past year, and it is hard for me to watch. I am trying to help any way I can, but she needs a professional. She has been seeing one, but is pretty negative about the things she is being asked to do. I know I am babbling, but I am just trying to keep hope alive for her.

Spoiler

Crap, GB. Whatever positive wishes I have are thrown your way. Is trying a new therapist an option?

Spoiler

This is a new therapist. She is based out of the pain clinic my wife goes to, and is supposed to specialize in patients dealing with chronic pain. She is trying to get my wife to do some small things to put structure back in her life, set small goals, etc. But when my wife isn't feeling good, she just doesn't want to deal with anything. Which is understandable, but I think she needs to follow this advice to try to work her way out of this depression.

Now we're talking about getting someone to help part time around the house. I am torn, as yes things are extremely stressful on both of us when she is having a migraine, but I have some concerns about it.

 

[Abraham]

My favorite part of New Years this year is that about 20 seconds after midnight, UNi (also central time zone) made a move in our chess game.