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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Notorious T.R.E.
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Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I don't think so. My daughter's BD is the same day, and we are planning her party. Since it's on a Saturday, she kept bemoaning the fact that it will interfere with celebrating my birthday. To which I said, a number of times, "that's ok, I don't need to celebrate it." But I guess that was too subtle, as she started texting ideas for parties Friday night. So I said, 'fine, but I'm not cleaning the house for my own birthday party.' She sensed my lack of enthusiasm and now I am the one in trouble.
Women.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
"Fine, we can have a party. As for theme ideas, I'm thinking something old-fashioned. All the men suit up and drink Manhattans, while the women bring cleaning supplies and CLEAN THE DAMN HOUSE!"
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
FWIW: It was house cleaning that got me in trouble as well. There were a bunch of dishes in the sink that couldn't be put in the dishwasher. Wife says, "Ugh, I need to get to the dishes next," and she goes back to her computer to work some more.
Being the good husband I am (and more importantly, being able to wash some dishes while watching football) I go over and throw some Dawn in the sink and run some water. I've finished all but 2 of the dishes, when she walks back into the kitchen.
"Awe! You don't have to do that. I'll finish them. If I was smart, I'd start working out when you get up in the morning rather than sleeping in and that would let me blah, blah, blah, blah... so I can get some more things like the dishes done during the day."
"No, if you were smart you'd shut the hell up and just let me do the dishes so you don't have to do them at all."
Women.
Being the good husband I am (and more importantly, being able to wash some dishes while watching football) I go over and throw some Dawn in the sink and run some water. I've finished all but 2 of the dishes, when she walks back into the kitchen.
"Awe! You don't have to do that. I'll finish them. If I was smart, I'd start working out when you get up in the morning rather than sleeping in and that would let me blah, blah, blah, blah... so I can get some more things like the dishes done during the day."
"No, if you were smart you'd shut the hell up and just let me do the dishes so you don't have to do them at all."
Women.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
This place is 7-8 miles from my house. 
I've never been there because my GB, up until a couple of months ago, owned a place a couple blocks up. I need to stop by now.
I've never been there because my GB, up until a couple of months ago, owned a place a couple blocks up. I need to stop by now.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
and congrats GB!I guess now we know why YSR hasn't been posting much. Too busy getting pounded.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Lots of babies in 2014. Good news! This thread is going to be positive this year.
Zow
Footballguy
Welcome to the club on this. I hate birthdays, including my own. Wives don't understand that.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Must not be the 4th quarter yet. Let us know when he fumbles down your leg.
Oh and congrats.
Abraham
Footballguy
I guess now we know why YSR hasn't been posting much. Too busy getting pounded.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Look... me and the Starbucks people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're Starbucks... I'm Starbucs. They got the Frappucino, mine is the Frappicino. They got the Venti Iced Latte, I got the Vente Iced Latte. We both got a buncha green-earthed bull### snacks and twigs wrapped up in wheat fajitas with lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions. But their wraps have seeds. My wraps have no seeds.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
The topic "Favorite Milk" has been on Page 1 for 24 hours now.
I had no idea Wheelhouse had come back.
I had no idea Wheelhouse had come back.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
There are maybe one or two good lines per episode and Allison Brie is fun to look at but I agree.unwatchableCommunity is on tonight.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Dedication to the bit.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I don't particularly care for blueberries.
There, I said it.
There, I said it.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Roger (hungover): "Uuuugh, I'm gettin' old. Can't bounce back like I used to. Those Montego bit##es are crazy."
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Cannot get enough. Superfood. I just wish they were a little more affordable than raisins.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Lots of Big Bang Theory reruns today, you should be good.There are maybe one or two good lines per episode and Allison Brie is fun to look at but I agree.unwatchableCommunity is on tonight.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
:laughtrack:Lots of Big Bang Theory reruns today, you should be good.There are maybe one or two good lines per episode and Allison Brie is fun to look at but I agree.unwatchableCommunity is on tonight.
YSR
Footballguy
13.5 months apart.
And yes, congrats are okay. We planned on two, we just thought it might take a little longer.
Guster
Footballguy
It's the second baby, she'll probably keep drinking the whole way through, right Flysack?
Guster
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
God, I love cheerleaders. I'd even throw a pity-#### to the clumsy wannabe.
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