GM's thread about nothing (51 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can't believe you rubes don't have a pizza oven.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Got my SS gift on New Year's Eve and I'm just now getting around to posting here.

It contained:

Pittsburgh Steelers 'Snug & Sip' set with fleece blanket and large drinking glass

The Oatmeal's "Five Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth" (The Richie Incognito story)

1 Chicken Finger Puppet (For mini crock-pot chicken)

Good Times Season 1 DVD (Dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-no-MITE!)

Flarp! brand Whoopee Cushion (promising "Big Sound")

T-Rex Dixie brand cup (I can't reach the dispenser with my short arms)

Red stress lego brick (Bricks?)

Michael Connelly Book "The Black Ice" - With post-it review "This novel made me a believer" ~ Shuke, FBG Staff Intern

A very sticky, old issue of "Inc." Magazine - date on the spine reads April 1999 complete with "Spring Break Pictorial" "Is There (Oral) Sex After Marriage" and "20 Questions With David Schwimmer" articles

1 Postcard of a clown making a fish balloon with pooping dog photobomb with the inscription "Merry Christmas!!! GMTAN Secret Santa. P & S - I love you"

Pic: http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5356/mj0p.jpg

Will try to get a shot video with finger puppet chicken.

Thanks Santa Zooks!

Remember the "GM's Porn It Forward program".... you need to send the magazine on to another JimTanner after you're done "using" it. Put a new cover from a different magazine on it, that would be nice tradition we can start that would add something special to the "GM's Porn It Forward program"*

*credit to Disco Stu for naming rights to "GM's Porn It Forward Program"

I've already identified the recipient

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

On all of our Tigers

 

[Koya]

On all of our Tigers

Stop ####### around and roll.

 

[T Bell]

Oooooo, someone having a bad day, again?

couldn't you just buy a pizza oven that isn't already installed in a house?

He wants something along the lines of this. Would require installation and a lot of money that we wouldn't get back out of a rental.

Are you kidding? Think of the money you'll save in pizzas! MoP can do the math for you...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you're bored. Orange County taxi driver tells some pretty good stories.

 

[T Bell]

I'm actually not sure I've ever had bad naan. Maybe that means I've never had good naan?

So a bad naan is hard to find?

 

[T Bell]

God bless you, Zooks.

God friggin' bless you.

:salute:

 

[T Bell]

I can't believe I have to watch this sober.

I believe there was a study out today saying it didn't matter unless you drank heavily.

Yeah, science, #####!

 

[-fish-]

So thanks to YSR's slutty text and me being too lazy to get my heat fixed, I'm gonna have some wart-free sex tonight!!!!

at least one of you will!

 

[T Bell]

Can't believe you rubes don't have a pizza oven.

Shoving a loaf of bread with cheese on top into the flame atop the excess gas vent on the local oil well isn't the same thing, Bako.

 

[General Malaise]

Some of you need to fill out rosters in my playoff pool....anybody still stuck?

no idea... Never got at lineup verification email from the site, and it's only sparingly loading half the first page right now. Neat.

I never have the problems slow loading...you do know you played magic football on this very website for like 10 years, right? It shouldn't be this foreign to you.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

On all of our Tigers

Stop ####### around and roll.

You can roll for me. I'm drinking.

 

[T Bell]

This will be good Tim-thread shtick.

 

[General Malaise]

Our friends built a really cool pizza oven by their pool. Pretty cool set up. Tiki bar too. Almost makes them tolerable....

 

[T Bell]

Our friends built a really cool pizza oven by their pool. Pretty cool set up. Tiki bar too. Almost makes them tolerable....

Pre-party FTW.

 

[-fish-]

hey, can SLB become friends with Tim?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Can't believe you rubes don't have a pizza oven.

I've been cooking them in a regular oven like a sucker.

 

[kevzilla]

Goodness Clemson has some pretty ferns.

Explains how they get knocked up so easily.

 

[Abraham]

Goodness Clemson has some pretty ferns.

Explains how they get knocked up so easily.

Shouldn't you be dumping money at the "guess what number I'm thinking of?" Table?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Abe, can you have the bitcoin thread nuked somehow? Like, maybe post in there and see what happens.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can't believe you rubes don't have a pizza oven.

I've been cooking them in a regular oven like a sucker.

Like some filthy animal?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kitty

Air quotes

I want to see this and I don't want to see this

 

[Frostillicus]

Making chili tomorrow. Using my standard recipe, which is the best recipe ever, but using serrano peppers for the first time and dialing back on the cayenne. Nervous, but excited. Also strongly considering making it without beans, just to see what that's all about.

 

[T Bell]

I want to see this and I don't want to see this

That is brilliant.

 

[eoMMan]

What's a naan?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Making chili tomorrow. Using my standard recipe, which is the best recipe ever, but using serrano peppers for the first time and dialing back on the cayenne. Nervous, but excited. Also strongly considering making it without beans, just to see what that's all about.

You know there's going to be beans in that chili.

 

[T Bell]

What's a naan?

Sure wish there was a way to find an encyclopedia with that sort of information.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What's a naan?

It's the finest bread product known to humans.

 

[T Bell]

Goebbels photobombs Hitler

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I want a Naan Pizza now.

 

[Frostillicus]

Making chili tomorrow. Using my standard recipe, which is the best recipe ever, but using serrano peppers for the first time and dialing back on the cayenne. Nervous, but excited. Also strongly considering making it without beans, just to see what that's all about.

You know there's going to be beans in that chili.

Well that's rude.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

hey, can SLB become friends with Tim?

 

[bentley]

hey, can SLB become friends with Tim?

Angrywife is having drinks and Mexican food with a friend. Thinking about making some crockpot chicken to the Victoria's Secret swimwear catalog that arrived today. Sometimes you have to go analog.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Some of you need to fill out rosters in my playoff pool....anybody still stuck?

Can't get in this year GB.

I'm bummed I can't traumatize everyone with my avatar this year, but just can't swing it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

hey, can SLB become friends with Tim?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What in the holy hell is this halftime crap? This song is a ####### terrible.

 

[T Bell]

What in the holy hell is this halftime crap? This song is a ####### terrible.

Here's a superior alternative

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Making chili tomorrow. Using my standard recipe, which is the best recipe ever, but using serrano peppers for the first time and dialing back on the cayenne. Nervous, but excited. Also strongly considering making it without beans, just to see what that's all about.

You know there's going to be beans in that chili.

Well that's rude.

I'm making chili tomorrow too. With three kinds of beans. These anti-bean fanatics will never stop me. Never!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Beans make chili twice as good.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What in the holy hell is this halftime crap? This song is a ####### terrible.

Here's a superior alternative

That actually was superior. GD "new" country music sucks balls.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW

Pixies have 4 new songs out. This one has a kooky video and cowbell.

 

[Guster]

Making chili tomorrow. Using my standard recipe, which is the best recipe ever, but using serrano peppers for the first time and dialing back on the cayenne. Nervous, but excited. Also strongly considering making it without beans, just to see what that's all about.

Post it, unless it has beans

 

[Guster]

Making chili tomorrow. Using my standard recipe, which is the best recipe ever, but using serrano peppers for the first time and dialing back on the cayenne. Nervous, but excited. Also strongly considering making it without beans, just to see what that's all about.

You know there's going to be beans in that chili.

But then it wouldn't be a chili

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Bean chili is the best kind of chili

 

[Guster]

Making chili tomorrow. Using my standard recipe, which is the best recipe ever, but using serrano peppers for the first time and dialing back on the cayenne. Nervous, but excited. Also strongly considering making it without beans, just to see what that's all about.

You know there's going to be beans in that chili.

Well that's rude.

I'm making chili tomorrow too. With three kinds of beans. These anti-bean fanatics will never stop me. Never!

Enjoy your soup/stew. I'm sure it'll be a tasty non-chili dish

 

[T Bell]

Making chili tomorrow. Using my standard recipe, which is the best recipe ever, but using serrano peppers for the first time and dialing back on the cayenne. Nervous, but excited. Also strongly considering making it without beans, just to see what that's all about.

You know there's going to be beans in that chili.

But then it wouldn't be a chili

A donut without a hole is a Danish.

 

[Guster]

Bean chili is the best kind of chili

 

[Abraham]

Beans make chili twice as good.

This is a better reason to nuke the thread than anything I did.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chili debate? I didn't know it was going to get so edgy in here.