GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[Guster]

I haven't sharted since I was about 8 years old. Happened in a bowling alley IIRC.

I think the last time I sharted was on a first date 4+ years ago

 

[mr roboto]

I've never sharted.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Don't think I've mentioned it yet, but I will be attending wrestlemania.

 

[shuke]

shuke must not use beans in his chili

I love beans in my chili, unless it's Cincinnati chili.

Do you guys really have this much difficulty controlling your bowels?

 

[Guster]

shuke must not use beans in his chili

I love beans in my chili, unless it's Cincinnati chili.

Do you guys really have this much difficulty controlling your bowels?

I was really drunk and unbeknownst to me was about to have a day of digestive issues.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

shuke must not use beans in his chili

Do you guys really have this much difficulty controlling your bowels?

Like I said...I was 8 years old. It probably had something to do with the cholera I got on the Oregon Trail.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

 

[krista4]

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hola, muchacha.

 

[krista4]

Hola, muchacha.

Sup? I can't sleep, as usual.

I was just thinking yesterday about how this time last year you were talking about giving away stuff like your car, and I pleaded with you not to do that. What a (great) difference a year makes!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hola, muchacha.

Sup? I can't sleep, as usual.

I was just thinking yesterday about how this time last year you were talking about giving away stuff like your car, and I pleaded with you not to do that. What a (great) difference a year makes!

yeah, I was gonna give my car to Julio. I still might, if I hit another deer on the highway.

 

[krista4]

I'm sure he'd value it even with deer parts!

Got any trips planned soon? I saw you thinking of warm places on your FB.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok, I'm in love with this local newswoman: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1600&bih=774&q=angie+goff&oq=angie+goff&gs_l=img.1.0.0l10.1716.4586.0.8923.10.9.0.1.1.0.110.953.2j7.9.0....0...1ac.1.32.img..0.10.969.FDLI4fx6qTI#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=EgoASBCS5LbnZM%3A%3B7qlh-9I-g4nf5M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fmedia.nbcwashington.com%252Fimages%252F654*368%252Fangiegoffnew.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.nbcwashington.com%252Fon-air%252Fabout-us%252FAngie-Goff-131048498.html%3B654%3B368

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm sure he'd value it even with deer parts!

Got any trips planned soon? I saw you thinking of warm places on your FB.

I'm all over the place on that. Gonna sound weird, but I like travelling alone. It appears Paloma is booked up through March and I don't think I can wait that long. Mata Hari wants to go anywhere, right now - but she & I need to talk before doing so.

 

[krista4]

I'm sure he'd value it even with deer parts!

Got any trips planned soon? I saw you thinking of warm places on your FB.

I'm all over the place on that. Gonna sound weird, but I like travelling alone. It appears Paloma is booked up through March and I don't think I can wait that long. Mata Hari wants to go anywhere, right now - but she & I need to talk before doing so.

Yeah, we're fully booked until March 19, IIRC.

What's going on with Mata? Have you seen her more after the big first "date"?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Krista - not that my opinion matters more than anyone else's - I think Seattle is the right place for you guys given what little I know. The vibe seems right, to me anyway.

 

[krista4]

I'm sure he'd value it even with deer parts!

Got any trips planned soon? I saw you thinking of warm places on your FB.

I'm all over the place on that. Gonna sound weird, but I like travelling alone. It appears Paloma is booked up through March and I don't think I can wait that long. Mata Hari wants to go anywhere, right now - but she & I need to talk before doing so.

Yeah, we're fully booked until March 19, IIRC.

What's going on with Mata? Have you seen her more after the big first "date"?

Bah, I just looked and was wrong; we're booked until March 23.

 

[krista4]

Krista - not that my opinion matters more than anyone else's - I think Seattle is the right place for you guys given what little I know. The vibe seems right, to me anyway.

It definitely does to me, too. We like Atlanta (probably I do more than Mr. krista), but the fit just isn't there. Felt more comfortable in Seattle than I had for months.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm sure he'd value it even with deer parts!

Got any trips planned soon? I saw you thinking of warm places on your FB.

I'm all over the place on that. Gonna sound weird, but I like travelling alone. It appears Paloma is booked up through March and I don't think I can wait that long. Mata Hari wants to go anywhere, right now - but she & I need to talk before doing so.

Yeah, we're fully booked until March 19, IIRC.

What's going on with Mata? Have you seen her more after the big first "date"?

I'm sure he'd value it even with deer parts!

Got any trips planned soon? I saw you thinking of warm places on your FB.

I'm all over the place on that. Gonna sound weird, but I like travelling alone. It appears Paloma is booked up through March and I don't think I can wait that long. Mata Hari wants to go anywhere, right now - but she & I need to talk before doing so.

Yeah, we're fully booked until March 19, IIRC.

What's going on with Mata? Have you seen her more after the big first "date"?

Nope. She texts me or sends deep/dark/encoded messages in her FB posts. She also mailed me a key to her place

Her place is right on my trip home Sunday, so we'll see if my steering wheel has any sense.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm sure he'd value it even with deer parts!

Got any trips planned soon? I saw you thinking of warm places on your FB.

I'm all over the place on that. Gonna sound weird, but I like travelling alone. It appears Paloma is booked up through March and I don't think I can wait that long. Mata Hari wants to go anywhere, right now - but she & I need to talk before doing so.

Yeah, we're fully booked until March 19, IIRC.

What's going on with Mata? Have you seen her more after the big first "date"?

Bah, I just looked and was wrong; we're booked until March 23.

Oh, that's awful

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Will you nerds go to sleep? You're keeping the internet up.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Will you nerds go to sleep? You're keeping the internet up.

We're what keeps your hamsters running.

 

[krista4]

Will you nerds go to sleep? You're keeping the internet up.

We're what keeps your hamsters running.

I'm hungry. Despite my limited cooking prowess, I feel like maybe I am capable of toasting an English muffin.

 

[bentley]

Don't think I've mentioned it yet, but I will be attending wrestlemania.

I went to Wrestlemania 17 at the Houston Astrodome. We had tickets in the 10th row on the floor. One of the drunkest weekends of my life. Good times.

 

[Abraham]

Good morning all.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I kinda miss Patrick Bateman.

By the way, speaking of missing things, I never received the overpriced hat.

In their defense, they probably had 4 different addresses to choose from.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I farted this morning...... TWICE

2-5!!!

I think I'm turning the corner!

 

[Mr.Pack]

3 sharts in 7 days.

I gambled 3 times and lost each one. Hope Kevs luck is better than mine

Jesus, dude. That's the same amount I've had in my lifetime. What the #### are you eating?

Had a nasty stomach flu for 7 days.

 

[General Malaise]

Ok, I'm in love with this local newswoman: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1600&bih=774&q=angie+goff&oq=angie+goff&gs_l=img.1.0.0l10.1716.4586.0.8923.10.9.0.1.1.0.110.953.2j7.9.0....0...1ac.1.32.img..0.10.969.FDLI4fx6qTI#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=EgoASBCS5LbnZM%3A%3B7qlh-9I-g4nf5M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fmedia.nbcwashington.com%252Fimages%252F654*368%252Fangiegoffnew.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.nbcwashington.com%252Fon-air%252Fabout-us%252FAngie-Goff-131048498.html%3B654%3B368

Nice skin!

 

[Ignoramus]

Didn't beans win that poll we did? Science, #####!

"Walmart is my favorite place to shop.""American Idol is the best show on TV."

Also poll winners.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Science = Chili * Beans

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Or something like that. It's early.

 

[Ignoramus]

Will you nerds go to sleep? You're keeping the internet up.

We're what keeps your hamsters running.

I'm hungry. Despite my limited cooking prowess, I feel like maybe I am capable of toasting an English muffin.

Too bad you don't have an English muffin oven.

 

[Ignoramus]

3 sharts in 7 days.

I gambled 3 times and lost each one. Hope Kevs luck is better than mine

Jesus, dude. That's the same amount I've had in my lifetime. What the #### are you eating?

Had a nasty stomach flu for 7 days.

Feeling any better?

 

[mr roboto]

Will you nerds go to sleep? You're keeping the internet up.

We're what keeps your hamsters running.

I'm hungry. Despite my limited cooking prowess, I feel like maybe I am capable of toasting an English muffin.

Too bad you don't have an English muffin oven.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Will you nerds go to sleep? You're keeping the internet up.

We're what keeps your hamsters running.

I'm hungry. Despite my limited cooking prowess, I feel like maybe I am capable of toasting an English muffin.

Too bad you don't have an English muffin oven.

 

[Mr.Pack]

3 sharts in 7 days.

I gambled 3 times and lost each one. Hope Kevs luck is better than mine

Jesus, dude. That's the same amount I've had in my lifetime. What the #### are you eating?

Had a nasty stomach flu for 7 days.

Feeling any better?

Yes. Thank you.

Finally turned the corner yesterday and ate a small chicken breast last night. Feel pretty good today!

 

[Tiger Fan]

Don't think I've mentioned it yet, but I will be attending wrestlemania.

I went to Wrestlemania 17 at the Houston Astrodome. We had tickets in the 10th row on the floor. One of the drunkest weekends of my life. Good times.

Yeah were on the floor, but not that close. Haven't watched wrasslin (hi pickles!) in about 15 years, but just started DVRing Raw again to catch up on the storylines. Looking forward to the people watching.

 

[T Bell]

We got a Christmas card today from some friends of ours, you know that standard picture deal with like five frames.

Except they don't have kids but their three cats were all represented.

I hope the cats are all doing well.

Did they have a write-up summarizing the past year for the cats?

 

[T Bell]

My wife is making cookies for some kid's birthday on Sunday. Kid's name is Jaxon. I told I wouldn't have made the cookies on general principle.

There's really no reason for an "x" to be in any kid's given name. Discuss.

 

[T Bell]

I haven't sharted since I was about 8 years old. Happened in a bowling alley IIRC.

Way to keep flying under the sharting gods' radar.

 

[krista4]

Will you nerds go to sleep? You're keeping the internet up.

We're what keeps your hamsters running.

I'm hungry. Despite my limited cooking prowess, I feel like maybe I am capable of toasting an English muffin.

Too bad you don't have an English muffin oven.

 

[T Bell]

Don't think I've mentioned it yet, but I will be attending wrestlemania.

Congrats on your 12th birthday.

 

[T Bell]

3 sharts in 7 days.

I gambled 3 times and lost each one. Hope Kevs luck is better than mine

Jesus, dude. That's the same amount I've had in my lifetime. What the #### are you eating?

Had a nasty stomach flu for 7 days.

Feeling any better?

Yes. Thank you.

Finally turned the corner yesterday and ate a small chicken breast last night. Feel pretty good today!

How much weight did you lose?

 

[guru_007]

Anyone know an easy way to transfer firefox bookmarks/add ons from one computer to another?

note - easy, as I'm slightly slow when it comes to these things.

tia.

 

[T Bell]

Anyone know an easy way to transfer firefox bookmarks/add ons from one computer to another?

note - easy, as I'm slightly slow when it comes to these things.

tia.

There's a favorites file that you can simply save onto a thumb drive.

the add-ons you have to independently load again, but that takes only a few minutes unless you've got an unusual number of them.

 

[guru_007]

Thanks Red

think firefox should have some sort of cloud account where you can sign into and save all your #### and you can use this at work, at home and on laptop. Maybe they should hire me as an idea man for the lazy man

 

[T Bell]

Thanks Red

think firefox should have some sort of cloud account where you can sign into and save all your #### and you can use this at work, at home and on laptop. Maybe they should hire me as an idea man for the lazy man

It's open source, so create it. All it would take is cloud storage of the favorites folder, and an add-on that quickly accesses it for you. I'm no programmer but that sounds simple, and it wouldn't require a lot of storage space.

Of course my "favorites" tends to be a combo of my browser history and this.

 

[AAABatteries]

Sweet Jesus

 

[T Bell]

Can't believe this isn't getting more attention in this thread (rant mode):

wow. just. wow. kill yourself, you ####### white-overprivileged classist!!!!!!!! STOP ####### DENYING WYMYN IDENTIFYING PERSONALITIES YOU WORTHLESS VIRGIN!! you're perpetuating rape culture you creep!!! you should stop ####### sexualizing omniromantic identifying personalities!!!!!! it's not my job to educate you you deluded piece of ####!!!!!!! WHAT THE #### DO YOU HAVE AGAINST GENDER ABOLITION!!!!!!!!!