GM's thread about nothing (52 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a bunch of "friends" on Facebook that I assume I went to high school with due to being mutual friends with other folks from high school, but I don't remember them. Just to give you an idea of the quality of my high school, here's a sample status from today:

"MY HOLE BATHROOM IS FROZE UP NO TOLIT OR SHOWER LANDLORD ON HIS WAY"

IS SHE AVAILABLE?

I think he is, and the good news as I scroll down his page is that you also get a sweet AC/DC picture in the deal (pic available upon request) and he is a member of the "Duck Dynasty Fans ONLY" group on Facebook:

"Layed off from work and nothing to do so cold outside so I put my AC DC MIRROR 2whether."

"Was in truck and the song HeartBreak Station by CINDERELLA came on I love and miss you mom"

wtf

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

 

[T Bell]

I have a bunch of "friends" on Facebook that I assume I went to high school with due to being mutual friends with other folks from high school, but I don't remember them. Just to give you an idea of the quality of my high school, here's a sample status from today:

"MY HOLE BATHROOM IS FROZE UP NO TOLIT OR SHOWER LANDLORD ON HIS WAY"

IS SHE AVAILABLE?

I think he is, and the good news as I scroll down his page is that you also get a sweet AC/DC picture in the deal (pic available upon request) and he is a member of the "Duck Dynasty Fans ONLY" group on Facebook:

"Layed off from work and nothing to do so cold outside so I put my AC DC MIRROR 2whether."

"Was in truck and the song HeartBreak Station by CINDERELLA came on I love and miss you mom"

wtf

Need to have Lou send him a friend request.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

Oh to be clear that is a California state law. If it is topless they can serve drinks. Full nude = no booze. At least that's what I understand.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

don't you judge me.

Oh I'm not judging. The cringing is because I'm not really into strangers putting their meathooks on me.

 

[krista4]

I have a bunch of "friends" on Facebook that I assume I went to high school with due to being mutual friends with other folks from high school, but I don't remember them. Just to give you an idea of the quality of my high school, here's a sample status from today:

"MY HOLE BATHROOM IS FROZE UP NO TOLIT OR SHOWER LANDLORD ON HIS WAY"

IS SHE AVAILABLE?

I think he is, and the good news as I scroll down his page is that you also get a sweet AC/DC picture in the deal (pic available upon request) and he is a member of the "Duck Dynasty Fans ONLY" group on Facebook:

"Layed off from work and nothing to do so cold outside so I put my AC DC MIRROR 2whether."

"Was in truck and the song HeartBreak Station by CINDERELLA came on I love and miss you mom"

wtf

Need to have Lou send him a friend request.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

Oh to be clear that is a California state law. If it is topless they can serve drinks. Full nude = no booze. At least that's what I understand.

Oh, that makes sense. Either way, I'll make sure the girls grind on you a whole lot. Cause I'm a good friend.

 

[UniAlias]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

Oh to be clear that is a California state law. If it is topless they can serve drinks. Full nude = no booze. At least that's what I understand.

That's how it is in Texas, but the full nude places are BYOB. Those places are usually much seedier than the typical topless club.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

Oh to be clear that is a California state law. If it is topless they can serve drinks. Full nude = no booze. At least that's what I understand.

Oh, that makes sense. Either way, I'll make sure the girls grind on you a whole lot. Cause I'm a good friend.

Cool. I'll dress to impress.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

Oh to be clear that is a California state law. If it is topless they can serve drinks. Full nude = no booze. At least that's what I understand.

That's how it is in Texas, but the full nude places are BYOB. Those places are usually much seedier than the typical topless club.

You can't even BYOB in the full nude places here. You gotta get liquored up somewhere else beforehand.

 

[General Malaise]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

Oh to be clear that is a California state law. If it is topless they can serve drinks. Full nude = no booze. At least that's what I understand.

That's how it is in Texas, but the full nude places are BYOB. Those places are usually much seedier than the typical topless club.

But not Oregon, eh pal!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

Oh to be clear that is a California state law. If it is topless they can serve drinks. Full nude = no booze. At least that's what I understand.

Oh, that makes sense. Either way, I'll make sure the girls grind on you a whole lot. Cause I'm a good friend.

 

[kevzilla]

Just hit the ATM.

I have enough money if I pull in my horns just a bit, but I don't want to do that. It's my last night in town, and I want to go out in a blaze of glory. Put 2.5 units on the Auburn ML. Let's do this.

I also just crop - dusted much of Fremont Street. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!

 

[General Malaise]

Just hit the ATM.

I have enough money if I pull in my horns just a bit, but I don't want to do that. It's my last night in town, and I want to go out in a blaze of glory. Put 2.5 units on the Auburn ML. Let's do this.

I also just crop - dusted much of Fremont Street. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!

You need to visit the hooker thread for inspiration.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

I've never used a pro and don't think I would. I've learned never to say "never", but a simple, cold transaction for sex isn't appealing. I could see myself leaving a stip club with a dancer with whom there was some "chemistry" and have that turn into sex, but rolling up to the proverbial street corner or going to a brothel doesn't really appeal to me.

Well that too. Worst of all they'd want to touch me.

I do have to say that while the stories in the prostitute thread are cracking me up they're also making me cringe a lot.

When I come out to visit Bakersfield, can we go to the strip clubs?

Sure...just to warn you they're full nude but don't serve booze. 100% serious.

God, Bakersfield is terrible.

After clearing the street/driveway again this morning, I stripped down to my underwear when I realized I forgot to grab a yogurt from the garage. Being lazy I went and grabbed a yogurt, garage door open., in -5 degrees.

Go on...

It wasn't that bad.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just hit the ATM.

I have enough money if I pull in my horns just a bit, but I don't want to do that. It's my last night in town, and I want to go out in a blaze of glory. Put 2.5 units on the Auburn ML. Let's do this.

I also just crop - dusted much of Fremont Street. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!

If you did it right by one of those moronic spray-paint art guys nobody would notice. Personally I'd do it as close as possible to one of the crappy celebrity impersonators...probably the Bret Michaels or midget Mr. T.

 

[Thorn]

Just hit the ATM.

I have enough money if I pull in my horns just a bit, but I don't want to do that. It's my last night in town, and I want to go out in a blaze of glory. Put 2.5 units on the Auburn ML. Let's do this.

I also just crop - dusted much of Fremont Street. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!

Is that like the opposite of growing a tail?

 

[heckmanm]

Catching up after a week away. Came home late Saturday to 6" of snow with another foot arriving yesterday, and now it's -12 outside. Feeling really bad that I can't help the family shovel snow due to my shoulder surgery.

Belated/obsolete:
- Happy new year GMTAN
- Thopras for Shuke/Shukewife, Da Raiders, Pack, Grampa Bogart and YSR (kitty). And -fish-daughter
- 'Grats Da Raiders for the good news after the scary news, and Leeeroy for the continued good news, and YSR (kitty)

@ "Samesies"

@ the soccer tooshies

K4> GB of mine has this, which you could tow with the motorcoach

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Just hit the ATM.

I have enough money if I pull in my horns just a bit, but I don't want to do that. It's my last night in town, and I want to go out in a blaze of glory. Put 2.5 units on the Auburn ML. Let's do this.

I also just crop - dusted much of Fremont Street. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!

Awwww. I can't pull for the Tigers here, GB.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This datonn guy is a real weirdo.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Papillon

deux chiens stupides en pyjama

posté à nouveau

posté deux fois

me fait toujours rire

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This datonn guy is a real weirdo.

Bob Beamon Jr?

 

[belljr]

in the things you regret saying right away dept.:

my wife was in one of here albeit rare but annoying moods where everything is a complaint and the sky is falling.

she goes on and on how the shop rite pharmacy was closed and no one at the store knew the hours... she then tells me how a pack of strawberry milk fell off a shelf and got all over her sneakers....

as she can tell im not listening, she says sarcastically "thanks for being supportive"

me: I'm sorry you are crying over spilled milk....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Catching up after a week away. Came home late Saturday to 6" of snow with another foot arriving yesterday, and now it's -12 outside. Feeling really bad that I can't help the family shovel snow due to my shoulder surgery.

Belated/obsolete:
- Happy new year GMTAN
- Thopras for Shuke/Shukewife, Da Raiders, Pack, Grampa Bogart and YSR (kitty). And -fish-daughter
- 'Grats Da Raiders for the good news after the scary news, and Leeeroy for the continued good news, and YSR (kitty)

@ "Samesies"

@ the soccer tooshies

K4> GB of mine has this, which you could tow with the motorcoach

I hope you feel better soon GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This datonn guy is a real weirdo.

It's almost like......

he's up to something.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Papillon

 

[T Bell]

This datonn guy is a real weirdo.

It's almost like......

he's up to something.

Depends upon whether he's levitating or not.

 

[Osaurus]

This datonn guy is a real weirdo.

It's almost like......

he's up to something.

Boy can he jump though

 

[krista4]

Catching up after a week away. Came home late Saturday to 6" of snow with another foot arriving yesterday, and now it's -12 outside. Feeling really bad that I can't help the family shovel snow due to my shoulder surgery.

Belated/obsolete:
- Happy new year GMTAN
- Thopras for Shuke/Shukewife, Da Raiders, Pack, Grampa Bogart and YSR (kitty). And -fish-daughter
- 'Grats Da Raiders for the good news after the scary news, and Leeeroy for the continued good news, and YSR (kitty)

@ "Samesies"

@ the soccer tooshies

K4> GB of mine has this, which you could tow with the motorcoach

Wow, that is amazing.

And at the "kitty" "kitty" thing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Left the office early and the roads are still really bad. I've never seen them like this 24+ hours after a storm. There were 3 different accidents that had apparently just happened. One involved a truck. Truck guys like to be extra tough and cool in the snow in their trucks. So they truck through the snow at high rates of speed to truck their truck off.

Then when I get home, I notice the plow came by again and covered the end of my driveway with snow. Again. MOTHER####ERS!!!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Truck, guys like to be extra tough and cool in the snow in their trucks.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/House-Sad-Head-Nod.gif

 

[General Malaise]

Papillon

I am in tears....

 

[Limp Ditka]

Papillon

I am in tears....

 

[Guster]

this story sucks

 

[mr roboto]

This datonn guy is a real weirdo.

You just now coming to this conclusion?

 

[mr roboto]

Truck, guys like to be extra tough and cool in the snow in their trucks.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/House-Sad-Head-Nod.gif

I call it the 'Meathead 4WD syndrome.' Apparently they don't realize that just because it's easier to get going with 4WD doesn't mean it's any easier to stop.

 

[UniAlias]

This datonn guy is a real weirdo.

Grown men who play frisbee golf are the worst kinds of people on the planet.

 

[T Bell]

This datonn guy is a real weirdo.

Grown men who play frisbee golf are the worst kinds of people on the planet.

I bet they all live in crappy town and make sure they have jobs that give them access to kids too.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This datonn guy is a real weirdo.

Grown men who play frisbee golf are the worst kinds of people on the planet.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Blow me.

 

[heckmanm]

Catching up after a week away. Came home late Saturday to 6" of snow with another foot arriving yesterday, and now it's -12 outside. Feeling really bad that I can't help the family shovel snow due to my shoulder surgery.

Belated/obsolete:
- Happy new year GMTAN
- Thopras for Shuke/Shukewife, Da Raiders, Pack, Grampa Bogart and YSR (kitty). And -fish-daughter
- 'Grats Da Raiders for the good news after the scary news, and Leeeroy for the continued good news, and YSR (kitty)

@ "Samesies"

@ the soccer tooshies

K4> GB of mine has this, which you could tow with the motorcoach

I hope you feel better soon GB.

Shoulder is doing OK, I think. But I still can't put any serious strain on it. I can type, shave,

Spoiler

wipe my ### (huzzah!!)

, and that sort of thing, but any lifting/shoveling/raising the arm is still right out.

Next appt is a week from tomorrow, and PT should start then.

 

[heckmanm]

OK, the "Simpsons on the couch" pic - bricks??

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

this story sucks

JFC. You can say that again. Terrible.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OK, the "Simpsons on the couch" pic - bricks??

 

[Hawks64]

this story sucks

Well thanks for the depression. That is absolutely ####ty. Wonder if it had anything to do with the guy who he put in lockup.

 

[Guster]

this story sucks

Well thanks for the depression. That is absolutely ####ty. Wonder if it had anything to do with the guy who he put in lockup.

That seems to be what the story is suggesting, but who knows who else he pissed off the day before, week before, etc.

Crazy that in this day in age they don't seem to have any real leads

 

[-fish-]

Mel Kuiper just called Winston " a once in a lifetime QB, like Andrew Luck"

 

[Limp Ditka]

Mel Kuiper just called Winston " a once in a lifetime QB, like Andrew Luck"

same as it ever was

 

[T Bell]

Mel Kuiper just called Winston " a once in a lifetime QB, like Andrew Luck"

RIP Peyton Manning. :(

 

[Hawks64]

this story sucks

Well thanks for the depression. That is absolutely ####ty. Wonder if it had anything to do with the guy who he put in lockup.

That seems to be what the story is suggesting, but who knows who else he pissed off the day before, week before, etc.

Crazy that in this day in age they don't seem to have any real leads

Yeah it is nuts, what makes it harder is middle of the night in the middle of nowhere. Really sad sad story.